What are your favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips, /co/?

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Can't be beat.

always though Calvin's mom was a qt

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>>91742842

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The strips with snowballs or water balloons were always the best.

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This one, of course.

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>>91743353
Also, any strip where Watterson really cuts loose and gets super-detailed.

>>91742842
You are now aware that calvin and hobbes takes place in a 100% white utopia

Any of them with his dad fucking with him.

>>91742842
"Nice underpants"

>>91743509
Over the course of the series, he see maybe 20 people that aren't biologically related to Calvin or part of his fantasies.

And as somebody who grew up in the American Midwest, it ain't exactly hard to get that many white people together.

>>91743509
Until Jr High the only minority in my class was the Korean kid.

>>91743353
That's some pretty bad panelling

>>91743783
>I love that word
>Which one
>might
AZZARELLOOOOOOO

>>91743668
2d Calvin and Hobbes movie when?

>>91743844
Out here we want do to have a little pootinany is we order 50 pounds of tannerite and blow up bubbas van. The explosions lets everyone in a 20 mile radius it's hoe-down time and everyone comes together with brisket, guns and beer. White people are magical creatures.

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What does /co/ think of Hobbes and Bacon?

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>tfw Wattersons offspring will one day sell the rights and there will be a shitload of merchandise, ruining the comics integrity that Watterson worked so hard to maintain

>>91745195
You certain about that? They might go full Tolkien, who even then are less, or were less, strick than Watterson.

>>91743696
Why are file names always funnier outside of filename threads?

>>91745126
what kind of stupid parent choose bacon as the name of her daughter?

>>91745355

Calvin.

>>91745355
I think it's a reference to Francis Bacon, continuing the Calvin and Hobbes pun, but yeah it comes off pretty strange

>>91742881
She totally is. And there's no rule 34 of her whatsoever. Yessiree, no porn of her at all. None, nada, never.

>>91743696

It's probably this one, the one were they play war and establish war fucking sucks is also really good.

I can think of 2 that always gave me a good chuckle
>Calvin's dad can't find his glasses
>Calvin comes in with them on, does dad impression
>mom falls out of the chair laughing
and
>Calvin and Hobbes are sledding down a hill
>Susie is building a snowman
>they collide
>Calvin, Susie and Hobbes are a totem pole
>the snowman rides away on the sled

>>91743783
>Joker wankery

>>91743712
The one about the Sun is great.

>>91745195
>you will still see the computer animated movie and watch the Netflix original series

>>91743509
>white utopia

Calvin and Hobbes' neighborhood is based on Chagrin Falls Ohio which has an extremely dense Jewish population

>>91745003
never. we need to make sure Hollywood doesn't get to it and corrupt it like the rest of the classics they've already ruined.

>>91745355
It's probably a nickname

>>91745355
Parents who are Calvin and a woman so dead inside that she chose to marry Calvin even though shes smart and good looking

>>91745392
What you're saying leads me to believe there might be rule 34 of her

>>91745572
Negative. A quick yahoo search brings up nothing

>>91745537
Ashkenazi Jews are white.

>>91742927
"let's hope it's divorce"
This get me everytime.

>>91742860
That was the end.... my only friend, the end.

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>>91745562
Not dead

Corrupt

>>91745584
There was never any porn of any C&H characters.

>>91745355
its likely just a nickname, like peanut or pumpkin or bean

>>91745598
Sorry, missclicked >>91742895

>>91745605
This perfectly summarizes Alex Jones.

>>91745665
And 4chan.

>>91745665

That perfectly summarizes all no-charge media.

>>91745626
>hobbes_and_tigger_fistbumping.jpg

>>91745355
reddit

>>91745195
Implying Watterson hasn't thought ahead.

>>91745585
Until they claim they aren't for some reason.

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>>91745678
>that pose

>>91745711
Complaining about a "culture of victimhood" is also playing the victim. You're just blaming them for what's wrong with society instead of looking at yourself, which is the exact thing you're supposedly criticizing.

>>91745727
>The correct path to high self esteem is to work harder for your corporate masters so they throw you an extra bone and pat you on the head, then you'll feel really good about yourself

I can't wait for this philosophy to die out. It's one thing to be a wage-slave because our society basically requires it, but being proud of how hard you're working to make someone else rich and making that the defining factor in your self-esteem on that is pretty stupid.

>>91745195
It's more likely to go public domain before anyone sell the rights.

>>91745790
I always liked the ones at night

>>91745768
If /pol/ had good tastes in cartoons they would have probably made an edit.

>>91745784
The second one doesn't specifically say "work harder at your job". Dad even says everything, and it's obvious Calvin doesn't have a job. Hobbies, exercise, school, and drawing relationships and a bunch of other daily activites other than your job require working at, and mastery of these subjects can be a source of self esteem.

>>91745790

>the phone cabinet is the same size as him

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Calvin's dad explaining how the world works were always my favorite.

>>91745892
It is every father's right to mess with their children like that.

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>>91745892

>>91745787
Public domain is 75 years after creator death. Unless Disney gets it extended again.

>>91745900
It is every father's responsibility

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>>91745926
Those are great.

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>>91745126
This was really cute until panel 4 then he injected politics into it. Why even bother at that point.

>>91745981
2011

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>>91742842

>>91745546
Peanuts movie turned out good.
It was just ruined by a shitty trailer with modern music.

>>91744853
>Left to right
>Top to bottom
Seems pretty good to me.

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>>91746032
But that makes it odd then. What what DT doing in 2011 to get this to happen? Or was the comic reference just supposed to be a "wacky" thing?

>>91745195
We've had decades of stickers of Calvin pissing and pictures of Calvin praying to a cross to counteract the pissing.
I'm sure it'll survive anything else the future would hold for it.

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>>91745926
Any comic with Calvin's dad telling him bullshit is great.

>>91746069
attempted to use eminent domain to expand limo parking at his Atlanta casino, tried to strong arm people out of their homes for his scotland golf course

>>91746055
That one really was a surprise. Gets better everytime I watch it.

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>>91746069
>what DT doing in 2011
The Apprentice
have you already forgotten about all the YOU'RE FIRED memes?
he was the face of every shitty boss, idiot capitalist, and corrupt businessman

>>91746052
>tfw you start relating to Calvin's dad.

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>>91745926
These ones always resonate with me - my parents were snarky and sarcastic as fuck when I was growing up.

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Calvin's dad telling him about the world is always great.

>>91746052
I love this one even more after becoming a dad myself

>>91746189
>>91746105
>>91745892

please

>>91746069
trying to get Obama out of office, claiming he was gonna run for president next time..

>>91745905
Anytime Calvin's Dad starts spouting bullshit is great.

Alright /co/, Search up anything and post the first strip you find.

http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/

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i've been to pittsburgh many times. every time i think about this strip.

>>91746397
Actually I found a better site.

Just choose random and post what strip you find.

>>91745764
Only /pol/ does that. And maybe some retard like that trans race lady from a while back.

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You mind explaining to me why you're reading comics instead of doing chores anon?

>>91746595
I told you, I can't do chores, I have to do my homework first.

>>91746595
ah shit sorry mom

I actually do have shit to do today and spent way too long reading C&H

>>91746507
There have been plenty of instances where jewish folks claim to be white in order to push for some agenda. But if I post a picture of it here, I'll get banned by /co/'s mods for /pol/ posting, because the truth is racist and shit. It's easy to find with a google search though.

>>91746162
I love this one, every panel has a punchline

>>91742860
requesting the follow up

>>91743844
>>91745537

And this is supposed to make it right?

>>91745585
No they are fucking not anon

>>91745784
>die out

Everything in both of those strips have been problems for centuries across various cultures.

Old gen always thinks young gen is whinny bitches who'd die if they had to walk to school up hill both ways in snow.

>>91748439
Even without the captions this strip works, that's a sign of a true artist

>>91747604
Me too anon, me too......

>>91743783
this is extremely well drawn

>>91745694
most of us don't get paid

>>91745711
>>91745727
>>>>>>>>>>>>>prediction

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am i seriously the only person in the world who likes the cafeteria strips with Susie?

>>91748716
I always thought of this strip whenever I played Black and White as a kid.

>>91751500
>played Black and White as a kid

underage pls go

>>91751513
>16 years ago

>>91751513
>underage

Game came out in 2001. Unless anon is some child master mind then he is more than old enough.

You're old gramps.

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>>91748439
Is this a fucking LOSS edit

>>91751531
>confusing gen 5 with gen 1

top jyj

>>91751581
no

>>91751597
spot the casual

>>91751603
k

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>>91751597
>Black and White makes you think of Pokemon

and you call others underage

>>91751625
yeah, you

>haha im a le true gamer
>i play errr, zelda and pokemon. wasnt genwun the best?

>>91742842
The one where he said, "Comic books are dumb, yes, all of them, even your favorite graphic novel," so he can go fuck himself.

>>91746400
so is it heaven or hell?

>>91751666
keep digging that hole kiddo

>>91751679
they are pretty stupid, though.

>>91747824
It makes you a baiting retard for when it's set and what kind of society it's poking fun at, at times.

>>91743783

It's how accurate the characters are given the silly style parody that I like the most.

>>91747307
Is that agenda "not get murdered"?

>>91751688
Are you retarded? When he said "Back and White" he was obviously taking about the game where you play as a God. Why would he be talking about Pokemon? Only a complete imbecile would make that mistake and then call other people retarded.

>>91751873
or more likely, he actually was talking about pokemon and got the gens mixed up because he is a casual, entry level, pretend, wannabe, gamer gurl-tier, posing, underage casual.

>>91751938
Have you tried not sucking dicks for five minutes?

>>91751938
Doesn't make sense in the context of the post in question, but you got me to reply, so

5/10 I've seen shittier bait

>>91746052
Please Anon, stop this, these are too much feels ;__;

>>91751938
It's a comic about being a god. He was talking about the god game.

>>91751938
how many times are you going to double down on being a retard?

>>91752013
Oh god no, now you're gonna start the whole "using Arceus in place of God" shit now?

Please kill me now.

>>91752038
I've been baited haven't I

>>91751938
Masterful bait, just subtle enough to work.

>>91746052
>cats in the cradle starts playing

>>91746052
Tbh I would prefer my dad actually do his job instead of wasting time on games.

>>91746052
Self-insert trash

Why is it that every comic strip cartoonist feels the need to insert themselves into the comics. Can they not draw anything other than themselves frequently.

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>>91743353
Frank's death face gets me every time.

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>>91752550
Got some reaction images out of that too.

so, we all agree that bill watterson is the goatest goat, right?

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>>91752464
You know that Calvin's dad was based almost 1:1 on Watterson's own father, right? Calvin is self-insert here.

>>91752464
it's difficult to come up with topics when every strip has a different plot, so most people draw inspiration from their own experiences, which ultimately means they draw about themselves to various extents. there is nothing inherently wrong with this.

>>91752238
Did the dad work from home? I assumed it was bills.

>>91746069
People have been making fun of trump for a long time. Remember how in Bloom county they put his brain into bill the cats body and was an actual character in the stories from then on? Not to mention that he was the canonical reason for bloom county ending

>>91753063
>Trump is the canonical reason for Bloom County ending
>Trump will also be the canonical reason for America ending
deepest lore

>>91751559
>you're still wrong, dad
kek.

>>91753278
Isn't this how Rick & Morty got started?

>That strip where they Calvin and family go to the zoo and Calvin sees a monkey jacking off and asks why he isn't allowed to do that

>>91752607
I thought Calvin's dad was supposed to be a mix of Bill and his own dad according to some of the side notes in one of the books.

>>91753998
all of the characters represent him on some level, except perhaps Moe who personified his hatred of bullies

>>91753967
the monkey was shitting in public not masturbating.

>>91743353
Oh
The artist was a faggot

Why doesn't Uncle Max have more content?

>>91754314
Calvin's family can't be named, it breaks the rules

>>91745710
hellodarknessmyoldfriend.webm

>>91754233
what did he mean by this

>>91752837
He worked in an office, there are some strips where the punchline is that he likes going to work because he doesn't have to deal with Calvin's mischief all day.

>>91754349
I meant that Watterson was a faggot for that comic
>hurr deer hunting people! Don't you feel bad now?!?!?

>>91745909

so much this.

no one else will teach deception better but in controlled conditions.

>>91751679
Get stuffed in a locker.

>>91745768
>>91745678
Why did someone put Waterson's name where Ben Garrison's is supposed to be?

>>91754384
It's just a kid pointing out the harsh logic of what we do to pests like deer and applying it to humans. It's not a moral indictment of hunting.

>>91743381
This, I had the book for a while and put bookmarks in all the pages with dinosaurs.

>>91743509
>"I'm a dense motherfucker," the post.

>>91745892
What's a SEARS?

>>91745710
You stole my post motherfucker

>>91754561
A department store that sells clothes and appliances.

>>91746151
You think that's all he was doing in 2011? Are you another retarded millennial who doesn't know Trump was famous decades before that show because he was a successful real estate mogul?

>>91742842
It is stuff like this that is demeaning to women.

>>91746400
>>91751682
I live in Pittsburgh.

It's pretty cool, except the annual furry convention. Tons of good food here/

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>>91754384
you do realize Watterson isn't preaching some PETA bullshit here right? Calvin did a school report on the idea of deers being the hunters to prevent starvation.

I hope you're baiting, otherwise, you're just plain stupid anon. Read something before you just immediately criticize it. I really thought that at least people on 4chan were fairly good at looking into something before forming an opinion.

>>91754685
>annual furry convention
Ah yes, good ol' Pittsfurgh.

>>91747824
Not everything needs an inclusion negro.

>>91754685
>furry con
every major city has those though

>>91754718
>I really thought that at least people on 4chan were fairly good at looking into something before forming an opinion.
I don't see how you could possibly come to that conclusion. Especially on /co/

>>91753967
Then the rest of that series
>Calvin accidentally follows the wrong lady and gets lost
>mom and dad come find Hobbes by himself
>dad goes off to look for him while mom stays with Hobbes
>remarks to himself, "maybe Calvin likes tigers so much, he's IN the tiger pit."
>takes off running
Really shows despite wanting a dog, he does love Calvin.

>>91745784
Pointing out an obvious problem is something entirely different from playing the victim. It also doesn't imply you're not doing anything constructive.

The whole "stop complaining about people who do nothing but complain" reasoning is trite as fuck. It's the kind of garbage that mental midgets with no actual input of their own like to use in order to act smugly superior towards both sides of an argument.

>>91754873
my standards were too high for this place.

>>91754650
I remember when he told home alone the wrong way to the lobby of his own hotel in that one movie, but I forget the name of it.

>>91754384
Did......do...
Do you not understand context and how it's presented?

What the fuck tumblr logic are you using?

Watterson NEVER put political shit into his strips, this is just Calvin being twisted.

>>91743353
On a different note, man this would NOT fly in this day and age. Times change.

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>>91745608
Never post this again.

>>91755045
>tumblr logic
that's pretty clear /kpol/ logic of "GUNS IN ART MUST BE BAD"

>>91743696
This is one of my favorite buildups of any media.

>>91742860
why does this always get me teary eyed

>>91754384
the point of the comic is that calvin is an edgelord

you're reading too far into it

You guys are right there's no good mom lewds out there
I'll work on that tonoight

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All of you have it wrong, this is the best strip.

>>91743353
C&H is one of the few things in life that gets even better when I'm older.

I just noticed Calvin's mom has a unibrow

>>91755449
I think she just frowns perpetually.

>>91755449
That's just a crease in her forhead.

>>91745981

It's an edit.

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I've always loved Calvin's snowmen

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>>91754718
I really thought that at least people on 4chan were fairly good at looking into something before forming an opinion.

The funniest part of this is how uninformed you are on the average 4chan user.

>>91746069
Donald Trump is an old man, and for most of his life built his image as the stereotypical evil businessman.

>>91755693
The snowmen strips were a fucking riot.

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>>91755823
>tfw you could never make snow men look like Calvin's

>>91755865

Well to be fair some of them are literally impossible. I mean yeah a lot of them are doable with the right materials, but the one holding his own head for instance, no way in hell.

>>91742860
This strip is a work of art, that last panel in specifics has to be one of the best single panels ever put to paper in comics.

>>91746151
That isn't how you spell "the face of success."

>>91757352
That's because "meme magic" didn't exist back then, and literal children like >>91746069 don't realize Donald Trump was a figure of ridicule for decades before he entered politics, whose career was comparable to that of Ron Popeil or Jim Bakker.

>>91753278
I can smell the autism coming off of this

>>91752837
He was a lawyer iirc, so his work would overflow from the office.

>>91751465
I like them, but they aren't my favorites.

>>91756200
If you had big enough branches and iced them into the torso of the snowman it might work.

>>91748439
Post the original.

>>91759808
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Watterson made him a patent lawyer because he thought it would be funny to give him a super-specific job.

Hate to be that guy, but could someone link to those pictures of female Hobbes?
You know the ones I'm talking about.

>>91745085
Holy shit.
My family can get a little crazy, but blowing up cars is way over the line.
Christmas of the year I turned 21 we were at my grandparents house and my family basically broke open the liquor cabinet. I had like six or seven different drinks that night.