Mr Wonka I'm FDA

Tell me about Tom, why does he chase the mouse

If I pull off your hat, would you die?

>>91739504
You're an everlasting gobstopper.

How did Mike Teavee even get a ticket?
He's always busy watching tv
Also, Violet did nothing wrong.
She only had a chewing gum habit

9
fucking
years

>>91739667
Excesses are always wrong.

>>91739678
>9
Nigga, Rises came out in 2012

>>91739678
Someone get this Original Movie outta here!

>>91739504
CRASHING THIS GLASS ELEVATOR

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>91739678
Is that how many years until James Holmes winds up shanked to death in whatever hole they locked him up in?

>>91739667
In the 2005 version, he was apparently so smart he tracked a ticket down to the exact store and bar. "A retard could figure it out."

>>91739667
I am assuming Mike was like Charlie in that he just lucked out opposed to Agustus who ate enough chocolate to eventually find one, Violet made it into a competition, and Veruca arguably cheated by using her fathers workforce and assloads of money to find hers. He had an easter basket or was gifted one that just happened to have it inside.

I can't for the life of me remember Violet's depiction in the book other than her smacking her gum and being kinda flashy but... compared to Veruca being just spoiled fucking rotten and Mike ignoring everything else but his TV, her vice is *supposed* to be that she's flat out rude and an asshole to others. Which feels almost like semantics, really, but later adaptations just roll the rudeness into her being way too competitive and she is therefore an asshole not cause she's spoiled but because she treats everything like something SHE has to win/be on top of.

In the original movie, apart from showboating her ticket win, she just made one REAAAAALLLY stupid mistake.

FIRST ONE TO FIND A TICKET GETS TO COME IN MY FACTORY!

>>91739975
Is this a baby factory or a fudge packing factory?

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>>91739901
2005 Mike felt so real
>Curses
>Plays violent video games with his parents not giving two shits
>Easily prone to anger
>Smashes things for enjoyment
>That shirt
>That stupid hair
>Tries to act like a smartass
>Hates chocolate
>"DIE! DIE! DIE!"

>>91739504
So, fill me in. What the fuck is this?

>>91740007
The kids in the 2005 version were just really good in general. Say what you like about Depp's crazy madman routine, but almost all the kids in the 2005 version are much more interesting.

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>>91740034
Tom and Jerry crossover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs-tu4fj4zA
>Those dislikes

>>91740051
I prefer the original Charlie over the newer one, but it's apples and oranges for those too; otherwise I agree that the new kids were the best part.

>>91740034
Tom and Jerry and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

>>91739667
Dahl was a cranky bastard with a lot of pet peeves.

>>91740034
Warner Bros Animation is making a faithful animated adaptation of the 1971 version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, with one slight alteration: Tom and Jerry are in nearly every scene, either goofing off in the background or having their own subplot (or is it the main plot in this case?) involving an Oompa Loompa mouse.

They did the same thing a while back with the 1939 version of The Wizard of Oz.

>>91740051
All except Charlie himself.
Good grief he was too pure and soft spoken to be interesting

>>91740034
God died

>>91740107
He's been spinning so long I swear

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>>91740084
Oh... oh, Kath Soucie.... you poor girl.
A few days ago I was thinking, "I wonder where that old gal is these days.".....

>>91740131
And we didn't get to kill him.

>>91740108
Warner ain't making shit. They outsource all their animations to Korea and other foreign shitholes.

>>91740110
Yeah Charlie was a complete tool in the new one, I admit. I more meant the other kids.

>>91740107
Dahl had a hard life and alot of it came from the bullshit he had to put up with in boarding schools; I think he had a much lower opinion of adults than kids, to be honest.

>>91740170
Lets be honest, who gave two shits about Nibbles to begin with?

>>91740160
I'm still puzzled how his estate signed off on this. Didn't Dahl HATE the Gene Wilder movie, so much so that he blocked any attempt to adapt Great Glass Elevator for the rest of his life?

>>91740107
It was those damn gremlins I tell you. They messed up Dahl.

>>91740182
You know what I mean anon. It's still Warner Bros Animation's name on the product, and I doubt the Koreans are doing the script as awell.

>>91739504
>Mr. Bucket, I'm Wonka

>The tour plan i filled in with the Oompas lists me, the ticket holders and your parents there. But only one cat or mouse.

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>>91740084
>All new, original movie

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I'm going to be honest.
Pic related and the The Fast and the Furry are guilty pleasures of mine
FUCK YOU I LIKED THEM

One more thing, I looked up Fast and the Furry's Wikipedia page and saw this.
>In the movie, where Tom and Jerry visit the producer to try and get in the show. While they are there, the boss is speaking to them, but then is interrupted by a flashing pyramid with an eye on top of it, like the one on the dollar. After that, they jump (the producer and his assistant) under the desk and come up wearing a "pyramid eye hat" then go to the center of the room. The shade goes down and the room dims red, then out of the center of the ceiling and the ground, a transporter comes out. They both get down on their knees with their face on the ground in a prayer stance and then a shadowy devil-like person appears. Tom and Jerry jump in fear behind the crouch, then the shadow finally turns into a pharaoh like boss character with two girls in back of him.
>Also towards the end of the movie, the boss zaps and kills the producer of the show turning him into dust. Like a lot conspiracy theorists day about "the elite world controllers" when some on is not complaint with their motives.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry:_The_Fast_and_the_Furry#Devil_Worship.2FConspiracy_symbolism

>>91740007
>>91739667
Mike TV did nothing wrong. Called Wonka out in his bullshit idea of keeping teleportation tech from the rest of the world and only using it to move fucking chocolate.

>>91740236
>TELL ME ABOUT TOM, WHY DOES HE CHASE THE MOUSE?

>>91740286
Man, the Tom and Jerry films they made years ago are still good. Now they have no idea what to do with them so they just insert them into shit Warner owns.

>>91740337
>Alot of loyalty for a house cat

>>91739504
This whole movie was about immigration of colored people. Why do you think so many kids dissapeared and died?

>>91739942
>whole life is about being the most winningest asshole you can be
>first real loss is life endingly bad
Seems realistic and poetic

>>91740329
The teleportation tech shrinks down objects Anon
It was flawed.
On second thought, it could've reduced the pollution and landfill caused by society

>>91740360
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would throw Tom and Jerry into a Willy Wonka movie

>>91740329
Eeeeeehhhhh.

Calling him out on hoarding world changing tech is one thing, but really he then gave himself a healthy dose of stupid by jumping into the damn thing and using it on himself.

>>91740206
this one artist i follow on IB who does tonnes of porn of nibbles

>>91740084
Veruca a qt

>>91740423
If I ship that movie will you cry?

>>91740387
Except Violet didn't die.
2005 Violet even thought her new flexibility was a gift

>>91740387
That's fair, but this feels more of a retroactive addition than the source material; Violet's rudeness and competition was kinda subtle compared to how terrible some of the kids were.

>>91740329
His failing was pride. He knew it was bullshit so he had to fight wonka and be right, it just happens that being right all the time doesnt make you a winner.

>>91740107
The man was beaten a fuck ton at boarding schools and was taught to appreciate the little things.
And he had sex with a lot of women to get info during wars. He's not gonna come out of it ok.

>>91740448
It would be very distasteful

>>91740281
It's the Chris Chan definition of original.

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>>91740357
>All those people dying for laughs in The Fast and the Furry
>Even the soccer mom doesn't make it alive
>Even the granny kicks the bucket
>That part where her dog tries to leave her to crash to her death
That movie was Billy and Mandy levels of black humor.

>>91740286
Nyarlathotep?

>>91740267
Some of the animators really like drawing little boys.

>>91740547

That's a sexy boy, Ollie.

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Fucking hell
http://violetbeauregardefansite.weebly.com/
>It even has a forum
https://www.youtube.com/user/VioletBlueberryLover
http://roalddahl.wikia.com/wiki/Violet_Beauregarde

>>91740486
Sonichu turns into an Autobiography after the first few issues.

To give the Oz ones credit, the animation in them were actually decent. Why does this film look like garbage?

>>91740461
I feel like its more of an adaptation to the passing of time and how people perceive a group/archetype of people and are willing to express themselves about it.
>>91740456
The 2005 version made a mistake showing the kids comming out alive, the ambiguity helped establish the tone of the movie. From one half its a magical adventure for charlie as a child, but on the other there is a very real competition from a rich powerful man trying to find a suitable heir. Its got some neat depth that making the other kids live lessens, which doesn't improve the theme or the story.

>>91740688
It was exactly how it happened in the book. Charlie describes seeing each of the kids as they left the factory, including Augustus eating himself.

>>91740708
Was Augustus made out of chocolate or just covered in it?

>>91740708
Im saying that gene wilder version did the story better.

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>>91740671
>Those eyes
http://violetbeauregardefansite.weebly.com/juicing-room-comic-by-faridae---part-1.html

>>91740725
IIRC, he's literally eating his fingers at the end, so he's made of it.
>>91740740
Oh I know that, I was just pointing out that the Burton film was actually more accurate to Dahls book. Nothing can beat the original though.

>>91740757
So, someone wasted their time by tracing over the original scene. What does that accomplish?

>>91740768
Thats fair.

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>>91740816
Someone did more than that
There's a part 2 where she gets juiced
http://violetbeauregardefansite.weebly.com/juicing-room-comic-by-faridae---part-2.html

>>91740084
grandpa joe is literally just standard captain hero voice

>>91740922
It's because Warner Bros only has 3 voice actors to use.

>>91740084
Fucking hell. This is the kind of shit I did as a kid. I would imagine a character in a film who would be completely ignored by the other characters because they weren't really there

>>91740970
Any examples?

>>91739667
It always bugged me how they were treating chewing gum at a candy factory like it was a bad thing. Wonka is a fucking hypocrite.

>>91740502
Wait, what? I thought this franchise operated on Looney Tunes logic, i.e. people get comically maimed without ever any real repercussions.

>>91740996
I do remember being really bored while my family watched a film, though I can't remember which one. To cure my boredom I imagined every character had their own Pokemon sitting on their shoulder, this was back when there was only 151.

>>91740502
>>91741072
Look at this fucking Wikipedia page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry:_The_Fast_and_the_Furry

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>>91740862
>http://violetbeauregardefansite.weebly.com/juicing-room-comic-by-faridae---part-2.html

>>91741122
>Tom switched a sign in the Amazon and that led Soccer Mom into a Quicksand Pit out, she called the assistance of extermination company Gonestar, but the computer took too long and the Soccer Mom escaped before she was swallowed by the quicksand (a goner). She helped Jerry to the right way and gave him an Orange. She is then thought to have been eaten by insects while she was walking in the jungle, but this is unknown.
>Tom killed a cared mother who still had growing kids

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BRUNT

FCA

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>>91740084

>His cartoon career in shambles, Tom fell back on old vices, namely his lust for young boys

>>91741264
Okay I'm starting to sense bullshit in this wikipedia article
There was never a show called Blood Sisters

>Sherlock Holmes
>Oz
>Wonka
What's next?
King Kong?
Batman?

>>91741190
On live television.

>>91741469
With her family watching

>>91739901
>a retard could figure it out
Raimi pls leave my childhood alone

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>>91741444
SPACEBALLS: TOM AND JERRY: SPACEBALLS: THE CROSSOVER MOVE: ORIGINAL MOVIE.

>>91740051
dat 1971 Veruca Salt, though

>>91740418
Also think about its use for the miniaturization of technology.

>>91741444

Tom & Jerry Vs. AlienVs. Predator

>>91740688
>>91740768
I thought Augustus just turned out reed thin because of the narrow tubes.

>>91739645
Forever

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>>91740084

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>>91740286
to be honest, Tom and Jerry Tales was underrated.
Especially compared to that new flash-animated show.

>>91742528
That could make a fantastic chase scene.

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At least the movie has actual animation unlike the new show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vlIVvC-HjM

>>91740436
>I want it now!
Drawfriends pls.

>>91740207
This is a very good question

>>91740482
>And he had sex with a lot of women to get info during wars
This is one of my favourite Roald Dahl facts, it's so utterly bizarre.

Supposedly he woked in the same office as Ian Flemming, who was not sympathetic to Dahl's hardships and might have based James Bond off him

>>91742528
Fund it!!!

>>91742712
why the fuck does this have more than 1 million views?

>>91739820
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would give a man fizzy lifting drink, before throwing him out of a glass elevator?

>>91744463
The animation was so bad those Indian bots confused it for one of their own.

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Is this fucking Leisure Suit Larry?

>>91740007
That was one thing the 2005 film did I liked. Wonka found Mike especially disturbing. Like these 'Mikes' were about to take over the world in a decade and nothing good was going to come of it.