Name a more incompetent empire in /co/ related fiction

Cobra RETREAT

>>91737055
That empire where there's the one bad guy and two bumbling henchmen that he sends on every mission even though they screw up every time.

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>>91737055

>>91737055

Louis.

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>>91737055
heyoooooo

>>91737165
They're not incompetent
Zim is
The Irkens sent a midget to conquer a planet of slaughtering rat people and he actually accomplished it

The autistic bazinga race whose name I forget from Home. Bovians?

>>91737190
You mean Marvel Comics

>>91737055

Doofenshmitz Incorporated
Whatever the fuck Dr Claw had going on
Emperor Pilaf's empire
The Cyberman empires that appear in the DW comics
The new Dalek empires from the same source after season 4
The Batarian Empire in Mass Effect
The Martian Empire from Duck Dodgers
Both the Autobots and Decepticons at various points, the Autobots for being tricked by the Decepticons awful schemes and the Decepticons for losing the upper hand consistently
Aku's empire. Not him, just his empire. They can't kill a single man with a sword; it's not even like there's a Geneva convention to work with, nuke him, gas him, napalm the earth around him. There are literally no rules and they can't kill a single dude whose honor follows him everywhere.


That being said, I'm quite fond of the theory that states that YD has been picking up the slack for 4 diamonds, and can't handle that shit despite being extremely competent.

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>>91737215
Boov

>>91737055
Every villain ever that got an entire army of powerful creatures, but only sends off 1 or 2 lowly hencemen.
And when they actually send off thier special powerful creatures, its just one at the time, gradually allowing the heroes to become stronger over time when they find ways to defeat each creature.

>>91737200
..They literally turn entire planets into massive food courts. The only reason the entire Irken empire hasn't imploded under the weigh of its idiocy is the Control Brains who basically micromanage every single aspect of their lives.

>>91737165
They're highly competent, actually. Zim is the spanner in the works. This is after all, an empire where their conquering modus operandi is to send ONE person to a hostile planet.

>>91737714
>into massive food courts
And feeding your gorillions peasents food is stupid because?
Listen, when you can turn planets into food courts, you know you're a success

>>91737319
>Doofenshmitz Incorporated
>Whatever the fuck Dr Claw had going on
>Emperor Pilaf's empire
>Autobots and Decepticons
None of these are empires, retard.

>>91737352
that's it
they were pretty incompetent

>>91737055
The ST New Republic in Star Wars.

>>91737055
Literally anything else.
Gems are incompetent as fuck.

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>>91737055

All of these SU threads popping up over a teaser clip. Is this the /co/ thread creation legacy of Samurai Jack?

>>91738695
>/co/ related

>>91738048
>New Republic
>empire

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>>91737055

Technically not an empire, but they fit.

>>91737319
>Doofenshmirtz Incorporated
>empire
Have you even watched Phineas and Ferb?

OP, to coporate empires count?

>>91737714
>turn entire planets into massive food courts
That should give you an idea of just how many planets they control.

>>91737200
>The Irkens sent a midget to conquer a planet of slaughtering rat people and he actually accomplished it

The absolute madman!

>>91741056
When you're being run by 2 bad guys who's level of skill and relevance boils down to Team Rocket at this point it's no wonder.

>>91739010
>had a cartoon
>has an ongoing comic series

>>91741056
Theyre not an empire thus irrelevant to thread and arent even an organization or... anything. Theyre a race of beings, fuck, theyre basically just animals that eat people and shit darkness.
Now if you want to talk about the shitheels trying to direct the flow of them then yeah youd be onto something.

>>91741737
>Comparing Pete and Maleficent to Team Rocket.

Pete's really the only one who's on Team Rocket's level and that that kind of dies in Re:Coded. And remember that Radiant Garden ended up as Hollow Bastion due the combined efforts of both Xehanort and Maleficent.

Another thing to remember is that the only way to kill off the Heartless for good is if you fill the heart of every sentient being with Light, something that's bound to be impossible.

>>91741800

Fair point, if we were comparing Gemkind to other races then it'd be more relevant.

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Feels like when Thrawn showed up is when the Empire got off their asses about the Rebels.

>>91737055
Crystal Empire

>>91737055
I don't know about incompetent, maybe needs better oversight, but Earth was only not destroyed because of one fat boy being lucky as hell.

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>>91742146
This. Plus, they lost battles to ewoks.

Fucking ewoks.

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>Have magic
>no indooor plumbing or real food only corn

>>91743449
Only bluebloods have magic, peasants just enjoy medival times. But yeah, this is kinda retarded.

SHIELD

>>91737319
>The Batarian Empire in Mass Effect
The Batarians are fairly competent overall. It's not their fault they were the first stop on the reap train.

>>91737109
Cobra is not incompetent. G.I. Joe is a really powerful enemy

>>91741056
Really in the kingdom hearts world their more of a force of nature if anything

>>91744760
What have they ever done right? Aside from not falling apart from existing. And setting up their inevitable defeats each fight.

>>91743449
>real food only corn
desu they happen to really love the stuff.

>>91744980
>What have they ever done right?
You can't do anything if something like the G.I. Joe is your enemy.

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>>91744980
Cobra Commander tricked the Joes into creating an island and got it recognized as a sovereign nation. Cobra Commander is really good at building up shit.

>>91737055
oh look, another "stuff in SU is better than everything else" thread. but SU fags aren't annoying. Let's just continue to tolerate their blatant condescending tone.

>>91746765
>Name a more INCOMPETENT empire

>>91742450
*lazy hack writing

>>91746932
my bad, I'm a retard. need to take a break from the internet.