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>>91735440
I threw a rock at his head.

>>91736247
Was it big?

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>>91735440
>almost goyim
Are you telling me you're one of (((Them))), Joker?

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>>91736247

>>91736247
>Killer Croc actually almost kills Batman with this in Sideshow
>Joker actually catches Batman off guard with this and disarms him in Justice League
>The bad ending of Arkham City involves Batman being buried alive in rocks

Killer Croc was a fucking genius.

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Went up against the whole Justice League once, knew I wouldn't win so I took a shot

Big Blue didn't even move, arrogant prick thought I was dumb enough to aim for him.

Then the bullet bounced off the side of his neck, almost went right through the Bat's eyes, but the Flash was right there

Still, the look on the boy scout's face was worth what happened next

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>>91736247

>>91736247
And?

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>>91736247

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My army of 1 billion henchmen pooed all over the streets of Gotham and then he couldn't use his batmobile, unfortunately he has a fucking batplane.

I peed in his coffee but then it turned out to be Robin's.

>>91739881
That made me laugh more then it should have