>that Garfield strip where Jon drinks dog cum

>>91723726
What was so wrong with that dog that Jon confused its semen with coffee?

>>91724628
blumpkins

>>91724628
He probably puts a lot of creamer in his coffee, to the point that it looks white. Furthermore there exists salted caramel and similar flavors. Accidental cum ingestion is more likely than you may think. Be careful out there.

>>91725893
>Accidental cum ingestion is more likely than you may think. Be careful out there.
Especially if you go to a /k/ meetup

>>91723726
Why was Liz kepping dog cum inside of a open coffee mug

>>91725987
She has a fetish. She didn't expect Jon to barge in and impede before she could lock the door and get her pants off.

>>91725987
Specifically because she knew Jon would be dumb enough to reach out and drink it

>>91725935
Are you referencing something I should know about?

>>91726048
>Protein brownies

>>91724628
Can anyone attest to approximately what volume a dog cums?

>>91726097
That's some pretty high level troll power

>>91726097

Why didn't they use their guns to protect themselves from being sexually victimized?

>>91727734
It was too late, but you can be sure he's going to get an ass full of buckshot and Russian lead if he goes to another meet up.

>>91726097
Best part was for about 3-4 weeks afterwards, just mentioning brownies or a meetup was enough to trigger half of /k/. Everyone who didn't go couldn't stop laughing.

>>91723726

>drinking cum makes you pregnant

what

>>91726097
If you live in the west and regularly eat prepared food, you've ingest some weirdo's cum as well at rat droppings, remnants of human fecal matter, pubes, whatever.
It don't fucking matter.

>>91728100
You didn't know you could get pregnant from oral sex? What are the schools teaching the kids nowadays!?

>>91728186
Haha, stay salty fuc/k/er.

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>>91728100
And cats can't smoke. What's your point?

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>>91728100

>>91726097
Did any of those Trip/Namefags ever post again?
I mean really now.

>>91728216
I can't afford a gun, and I'm too big of a brainlet to enjoy talking about mechanical horseshit so I stay away from /k/, /o/, etc
I've just worked in a kitchen and I'm the kind of ugly person who everybody hates on first glance so I've had to come to terms with the reality that if someone sees my loathesome mug they'll probably fuck with my food.

>>91728271
Can they?

They got lungs, don't they?

Now where could my cum be?

>>91728651
most animals lack the cheek/tongue muscles and dexterity we use to "suck in" smoke or water, that's actually one of the reasons w give them water from a bowl and why they can make a real mess of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EXd-W_GCoI
With a cigar or pipe you really shouldn't "inhale" the smoke as you would while breathing, or you'll get too much nicotine and quickly become nauseous, the smoke should be held in the mouth and throat so you can taste what you're smoking without fucking with your lungs or getting too much at once.

>>91724628
>>91725987
>>91728100

I feel like another possibility could be that it actually was coffee and she was saying that to screw with him.

>>91728651
They would likely die after only one smoke from nicotine poisoning. At least that is what the hour long dissertation on that strip told me.

>>91724628
I'm convinced it was a glass of milk in the first draft.

>>91728216
Those brownies were pretty salty.

>>91728186
>thinking this only happens in the west

Unless you grow all your own food, you're going to eat someone's semen sooner or later.

>>91723726
What the fuck?? Why is a garfield comic the grossest thing I've read on this site?

>>91726097
That doesn't look like cum, it looks like melted butter. I bet the fag just took a picture of his dick nearby the mixing bowl just to get laughs.

>>91723726

>Now where to put this semen sample?
>Ah yes, this open coffee mug is just PERFECT

She's obviously just fucking around with him. Why would she use a coffee mug, a drinking item, to hold dog semen?

Why would she make a dog cum in the first place?

ywn be a dog being lying there on the examination table and being jacked off by Liz into a coffee mug

>>91730035
My thoughts, but all the same. Why on earth would you fucking meet people off 4chan?

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>>91730070
>This actually happened to Odie
>Not in an edit or any kind of fanart or even a secondary source like a cartoon, but in the newspaper strips
>This is canon

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>>91730328
>There's no such thing as self-hating minorities

Really stimulates my neurons.

>>91730328
>cutting a round pizza into squares
/pol/ is really retarded, aren't they?

>>91725935

They're on to butt stuff now, there was a weird thread over the last couple days.

>>91730193

>Why on earth would you fucking meet people off 4chan?
Clearly you never saw the inside of a /frz/ thread. Or to a lesser degree, a Your Name thread.

>>91730328
I'd hate being in that and then going to a job interview and them being like "So, we found this interesting picture of you on the internet..."

>>91730572
slices are for small groups, squares for large groups. dumb faggot

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>>91730193

>there are people who go to 4chan meetups
>there are people who eat things given to them at 4chan meetups

>>91730764

>slices are for normal, well-adjusted human beings, squares are for people with mental disabilities

fixed

>>91726097
That's obviously not semen. Have you ever seen your own? It's marbled, a clear fluid with white goop loosely mixed throughout.

The fact that his penis was that close to the batter, on the other hand...

>>91730806

The brightest, best-adjusted human beings eat their pizza with knife and fork

>>91730460
>>91730572
>>91730748
Phoneposters can't see the obvious blurring. It's a shoop.

>>91730936
I'm not on my phone you cunt

>>91730328
Those olives look photo shopped.

>>91725987
Why was Jon such an asshole that he just walks up to somebody's desk at work and just gulps down their coffee?

>>91731124
They are.

>>91726097
>>91730035
It was condensed milk.

>>91730992
Then it's time to talk to the optometrist about glasses.

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>>91730764
>People that want crust with their slices will avoid taking the ones in the middle
>you end up with a bunch of crustless slices of pizza that nobody will eat

>>91729664
Like salty coins?

>>91730914
>The brightest, best-adjusted human beings eat their pizza with knife and fork
I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

>>91732725

With knife and fork I assume?

>>91733098
Clearly not. No one who allows their anger to rouse so at mere conflicting opinions on a Singaporean moving pictures forum would be bright and well-adjusted enough to use such sophisticated instruments.

>>91727543
It's a fair amount, I'd say about a quarter cup from the videos I've seen. That said, a lot of it is pre-ejaculate fluid, so it's very watery. It should not have looked like coffee in any way.

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>>91735427

>from the videos I've seen

>>91723726
>>91728314
Lasagna cat season 3
in 9 years

>>91728271
When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...

Enlightened me...

The strip, Garfield, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... a comic strip... What was it called?

Garfield.

The story here is of a man, a plain man. He is Jon, but he is more than that... I will get to this later, but first let us say that he's Jon, a plain man.

And then there is a cat... Garfield.
This is the nature of the world, here. When I see the world, the politics, the future, the... the satellites in space, and... the people who put them there...

You can look at everything as a man and a cat... two beings, in harmony and at war...

So, this strip I saw; this man, Jon, and the cat, Garfield, you see...

Yes... hmm...

It is about everything. This... little comic is, oh, lo and behold... not so little anymore.

So yes, when I was 18, I saw this comic... and it hit me all at once, its power. I clipped it, and every day, I looked at it, and I said "Okay... let me look at this here. What is this doing to me? Why is this so powerful?"

Jon Arbuckle, he sits here, legs crossed... comfortable in his home, and he reads his newspaper... The news of the world, perhaps... and then he extends his fingers lightly, delicately... he taps his fingers on an end table, and he feels for something...

What is it? It is something he needs, but it is not there.

And then he looks up, slightly cockeyed, and he thinks... His newspaper's in his lap now, and he thinks this...

Now where could my pipe be?

>>91735427
>from the videos I've seen
Share with the rest of the class

>>91730914
>best-adjusted
Nice one, anon.

>>91728100
Just like my chinese cartoons.

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>that Garfield strip where Jon sexually assaults Liz

>>91736451
>>91737373
No.

>>91728314
Is this even creepy or weird at all? Was going to watch Night Minds video about it but didn't have the time.

>>91741101
This was before it was cool to rape people.

>>91741397
Odd but not really creepy. Still entertaining though.

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>>91725893
>Accidental

It's always part of someone's plan.

>>91741561
Well congratulations, you got someone to eat cum. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

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>>91741561
...explain this.

>>91730764
>buying 1 pizza and cutting it into tiny misshaped pieces so everyone in the group can get 1 bite
>not just buying multiple pizzas so there's actually enough for everyone to enjoy

stupid square cutters

Le Pipe

>>91741397
This is double offtopic, but since you've mentioned a horror youtuber I want to ask, does anyone know what happened to ScareTheater? He hasn't uploaded in two weeks, I'm getting worried.
Spoilered for completely unrelated shit.

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>>91730328
That's old /pol/ though. This is current /pol/.

>>91723726
>keeping dog cum in a cup and not some semen container with a lid

what was she doing with dog semen?

how did she get the dog semen?

>>91725893
Speaking from experience?

>>91727543
Quite a lot. It's also really bubbly.

>>91741540
Ah okay. It would be a dream to make a successful meta-fictional horror series, just wish I could find the time.

>>91742941
Fuck wish I knew because he's got a good channel as well. Maybe send him a Tweet?

>>91728100
>he doesn't know
Anon, you may want to buy a pregnancy test.

>>91743043
She's a vet, anon.

>>91741561
What kind of fucking forum is this? A mother posting about eating her own son's cum on fucking crumpets, and she's doing that under an identity somewhere she had to fucking REGISTER to post? And people think this place is fucked up.

>>91741561
That's kinda hot.

>>91743116
and yet she isn't doing things vets would do, like having dog cum in a stored container in a fridge and with a lid on it. She was probably going to drink that herself but Jon got to it first. She also probably jerked off the dogs herself.

Have any of you ever tasted dog semen? How does it compare to human semen?

>>91726097
reminder that the guy returned to /k/ and posted his positive hiv test results

>>91725893
I'm not sure whether to start cumming in peoples drinks or become overly concerned every time I'm offered a milkshake.

>>91725893
That comic is from 1990, all those faggy coffee shops and flavors weren't mainstream back then.

>>91730193
Someone tried to get me to go to a /pol/ meetup in Japan once. I was tempted but my fear of being placed on a list stopped me lol. In hindsight I'm glad I didn't do it.

>>91741561

KATE why you eatin yo sons jizz, gurl? Whatswrongchu!?

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>>91726048
Some dude arranged a big meet up, he says he came in the brownie mix and fed the brownies to people, but if you see pics you might call bullshit. Looked fake af

>>91745219
Fake, never seen cum look like that in my life, probably some Boston cream donut filling