I AM MORE THAN JUST A MASK, BOY. MUCH, MUCH MORE.

This guy has more mouth than Robert McGee!

Seen better battles from beetles in a bottle...

>>91720379
No! Ure insane!

THIS IS A TI-THIS IS A TIME

>>91720379
Why does Majora's Mask have a mouth?

>used to have a copy of the absurd rap album that Joe Cracker/Robert McGee uploaded on his website at the height of the Light of Courage saga
>can't find it anymore since it was five computers ago, and no one else saved it
Fuck.

I CASED OVER THE MOON

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>It's a TLOC thread
At long last, I love these.

>>91720379
Ian for Smash.

>>91723045
What would his moveset be?

Part 4 when?

>>91720379
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE, PRINCESS

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I'm not impressed. I've seen battles with beetles in a bottle.

>>91720379
What even is this from?

>>91725143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6WP5GQ6iFo

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>>91720379

LINK WHAT IS THAT STALFO WEARING?

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>>91720379
What the fuck why do I remember this
When did I fucking watch this
This was 11 fucking years ago
What the fuck is happening
What was even the point
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>91727290
As I recall it, it started as some kind of obscure joke on a forum in the mid 2000's, and after it got kind of famous in certain circles it became its own thing.

>>91725232
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be extremely disturbed.

YOU FORGOT WHAT I AM WILLING TO DO
TO GET
THE JOB
DONE

Ha! HA! ha! Ha! Huh! Hauh! Hoo-ha!

Goodbye Ganon....

>>91729327
Oooooh, my haaaaaund!

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>>91725232
>the lazy eye correcting itself during "Don't worry Princess, it's just a mask"
>LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE PRINCESS

Gets me every time

>>91722102
What did he mean by this?

>NOW GIVE ME THE TRIFORCES NOW

There's a parallel universe in which Joe_Cracker got as much attention as Chris Chan

>>91725143
>>91727290
Long story short, a possibly autistic teenager wrote a really ridiculous and cringe-worthy script for a Zelda movie, and a group of amateur animators thought it would be fun to animate scenes from the script in a ridiculous way. They also decided to troll the kid and tell him that they were actual official DiC animators making his movie.

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the masked man?

>>91731961
He probably meant to write "I cast a spell over the moon" but it got fucked up somehow.

>>91732366

oh is that the story.

I remember seeing this and thinking, "this is dumb" but now that I know the full story I can finally appreciate this as best I can.

>>91731961
>>91732424
I used to think "case" could be used as a verb because of this fucking cartoon

>>91732523
Pretty sure the kid spam long post, he wouldn't take a hint or criticism so they trolled him

>>91732999
You can use case as a verb.

>The burglar was casing the house.

>>91733253
That's why it's so funny

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE PRINCESS

>>91733345
All we can do is run.

(don't call me pig face)

>>91734368
IN YOUR DREAMS-

>>91732366

Not quite. A clueless and possibly disabled young man wrote a ridiculous and cringe-worthy script for a Zelda movie, and then kept pushing it on Zelda forums and insisting that he would get it made. After months (years?) of fellow forumgoers failing to pound some reality into his skull, some started to troll him with a fake website for a fake Zelda movie that sounded suspiciously similar to his. That effort eventually grew into the subject of this thread.

He never did get to realize his Zelda dream, but he DID make a couple of his own movies. Technically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CibNVrHLm_4

>>91735955
I SAW SOMETHIN' LIKE A DARK IMAGE -IN THE MIST

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Wow, did you just see that.

>>91737304
my son just gets more strong and braver each day

>>91725232
I can't tell, is this sincere or just a joke?

>>91737434
it's sincerely a joke

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>tfw legit love the Zelda cartoon
>tfw Dobsons and Crackers and EXCUUUUUSE ME make this hard as fuck to admit on the internet

I have accepted my fate

>>91737718
Breath of the Wild made me want a modernized version of it.

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>>91737718
Tell me anon. What was it about the Zelda cartoon made it attract so many spergs?

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>>91737823
If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say it's simply the timing of it. Think of it kind of like how Sonic SatAM was for Sonic fans-- it was the narrative that the US branch of the company wanted to push, and it was the closest thing to "lore" the franchise would offer since while it barely factored into the games it was in all the extended merch and media.

And it WAS something Nintendo was going with. DiC used it, the Valiant comics used it, the choose-your-own Adventure "Nintendo Adventure" Books use it. Hell, it's a bizarro version looked at through a fun house mirror, but even CDi (attempted) to use it.

Why didn't it latch on the way Sonicautism did though? Could be that all the media eventually tapered off while the Sonic comic kept the spirit of Sat AM alive for years. Could be that the more story-driven nature of Zelda meant there was less "reason" to fall back onto NoA's take on the characters by time Link to the Past came around. Could be that Zelda had more "main" games and more things that denounced the "canon" than Sonic did.

Either way, I shake my head at the Movieblobs and Dobs who just can't let go, and thank my lucky stars I didn't turn into one of them.

>>91737718
you know what i like that cartoon too

>>91738123
I'm glad too.
The world doesn't need more dobsons or moveiblobs or joe crackers

>>91737718
The Zelda cartoon was a guilty pleasure for me as a kid. I'd only watch the DVD we had of it when nobody else was around. I think I could probably still appreciate the cheesiness of it.

how did this whoel insanity come to be again?

>>91740853
http://www.platypuscomix.net/people/joecracker.html

http://www.htloz.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1618

>>91723982
it's gonna come out years from now. Like the return of lasagna cat. A year spanning ARG

>>91737718
Breath of the Wild uses some ideas from it.

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>>91731334

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>This isn't the Triforce of Wisdom. But it's something.
this is fucking god tier

This is a ti-
THIS IS A TIME
FOR WHICH A HERO MUST SUCCEED

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Surprise, Ganon!

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>tfw you want to write fanfiction but you know it would end up just as cringeworthy as TLOC

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>>91742201
>choosing not to write something because it might get a legendary adaptation
Okay.
Also anyone with that amount of self awareness would not produce something as bad, at least not in the same ways.

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You should have thought about what I am willing to do in order to get the job done.

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>>91742201
Just change the names and descriptions of every character and it isn't fan fiction.

>>91742201
Write what you want, anon. Listen to and encourage criticism, improve and better. If your fan fiction appeals to the people who like the medium you're writing about and make you happy, that's all that matters.

Proofread, proofread, and then get someone else to proofread it.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE PRINCESS

>>91737718
MovieBlob is heavy into the Zelda cartoon as well.

>>91745134
You can't prove to me that Dobson and Blob aren't the same person.

>>91745173
Even Dobson's shitty art requires a level of ability that Blob could never achieve.

does anyone have that gif of majora riding his bike away?
I've been looking for that gif for ages

I have tingle make me a MAP of where I'd like to go.

almost 10 years later my friends and I make references to these videos almost every day.

>>91733224
>>91732523
>>91732366
So he was basically a Proto Chris-chan?

>>91746678
not quite as autistic, though. as evidenced from the fact there isn't a joe cracker wiki

>>91742201
Yes

all fanfiction

all of it, every single one

is cringey shit for teenage girls

If you are gonna write be original

>>91742383
i really wish people would understand this. Almost all the bitch about how evil Nintendo is for sending Pokemon Uranium and AM2R wouldn't have happened if the creators had enough faith in their ability to make a good game that could stand on its own. Freedom Planet use to be a Sonic fangame until they changed the characters.

>>91742383
>tfw a friend and I have been trying to scriptdoctor TLOC to make it into a little stand-alone fantasy novel.

If we could fix War Room, Old Fashioned, and Phantom Menace, we can fix TLOC.

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>>91720379

Who is Eian? Just from the fact that he's always cracking "jokes" i guess it's the authors self-insert?

>>91747278
yes

Was there ever an actual part 3 or 4?

It's been a mystery all these years to me.

>>91747341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9R6iKacfY

>I know what you want Link, you want this!
>Dins potion! Hand it over!

and then it's never seen or mentioned again.

>>91737434
The animation is a joke, the script is not.

>>91742065
I love how Ganon is legitimately animated well.

>>91746828
People want to see more from those series with the same lore and characters.

>>91747822
Everyone playing Pokemon hates it and wants a real alternative and Metroid fans don't really exist (who the fuck was wanting a remake of the worst Metroid game?)

>>91737434
both

>>91747882
>Metroid fans don't really exist
Are you really pulling this card on /co/ of all places?
>(who the fuck was wanting a remake of the worst Metroid game?)
Because why bother turning bad games into something good when we can gush about Super and Prime for the thousandth time.

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>>91747882
>Metroid fans don't really exist

>>91747882
this is some bait

>>91720379
ALL MY LIFE

>>91747882
>metroid fans don't exist
I think what you meant to say was that Nintendo hasn't given a shit about the series since Fusion.

>>91748124
I honestly think Metroid II was pretty good even if it's way different in structure to every other Metroid. It was kind of a bold move, but the changes were actually necessary to make Metroid work on the old greenscreen GB. Also it's the game that gave Samus's armor its now iconic look.

It's much more linear than the other Metroids, largely because the monochrome GB palette would've made backtracking much more difficult. For the same reason, your progress in the game isn't tied to how well equipped you are, but how many jellyfish bugs you've killed; you can fully explore and finish the game with just the bomb, ice beam, the jump upgrades, and maybe spider ball. All you really need are missiles and energy tanks.

This also shifts the game's focus from exploration to extermination. The first game was about stealing your way into a labyrinthine base to find a way to stop the space pirates, and your're doing it to save the galaxy. By contrast, Metroid II's whole mission is just "okay, no fucking around, kill everything". SR388 is an utterly insignificant dirtball, it never even got a proper name. It's not important for any reason than some admittedly dangerous organisms that don't even have their own agenda and can't even get off-world by themselves. It's a three-hour long victory lap, basically.

Metroid II is also the first explicit act of near-genocide by a Nintendo hero, and that's pretty hilarious in a dark way.

>>91746792
THANK YOU

JESUS, I fucking HATE fanfiction apologists.

>m-most of it is bad, b-but some is really good
NO. WRONG. READ A BOOK YOU RETARD

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>>91738123
This may seem oddly specific but the way you typed the second paragraph gave me deja vu. Did you type this?

>>91749078
You okay buddy?

>>91749078
I hope you're not reading any capeshit of any sort, because its all fanfiction at this point.

>>91747882
>(who the fuck was wanting a remake of the worst Metroid game?)
i did, and now you have two great trilogies of metroid games, the primes and Zero Mission, AM2R, Super.

>>91735863
Joe was a well-known irritant on the IGN forums. The original thread is still there.

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/the-legend-of-zelda-the-light-of-courage-test-your-power-wisdom-and-courage.44833398/

>>91749477
People are going to start insisting that Super Metroid is shit and want a fan remake; I can just feel it.

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>>91748278

>>91742201
It's only cringe if you write hokey dialogue and make everything contrived.

If you can get into the heads of the characters and make them feel like the way they were in the show/movie/game they're from, then it will be accepted.

>>91749078
Some of it isn't bad, retard. Stay wrong.

>>91749477
Zero Mission was pretty good but I hated all the hand-holding "here's your next objective" crap. Fusion at least had narrative reasons for it, but it was just plain pointless and obstructive in Zero. The sneak/escape section was cool though, changing things up like that isn't so bad.

Also having actually gotten 100% completion I just wanna say FUCK SHINESPARK PUZZLES, goddamn. Those enormous rooms where you had to chain-boost like five fucking times in every direction and twice in ball form were just stupid. Kinda raised my hackles that they worked some of that into AM2R but at least it wasn't quite as prevalent.

A TRUE HE-

A TRUE HERO SEEKS NEITHER FAME NOR FORTUNE

>>91749225
Can't say that's me. I don't pone, so I never go to /mlp/.

>>91749643
>People are going to start insisting that Super Metroid is shit and want a fan remake; I can just feel it.
i doubt it will ever go that far, super is still considered one of the best games ever.

>Link you and i have a common enemy right now HAHA now give me the triforces now
>now x3

truly a professional screenwriter

>>91751926
>getting this upset over a repeated word
>not the fact that the villain just ignores the greater danger and acts like business as usual harder than any parody

>>91748278
ME EVA HAVE ME GUN SO ME HAVE TE MOVE SHARP LOIK ME KNOFE

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>ZELDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

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>>91742353
His escape sends my sides into orbit every time

>>91729327
I can't tell you how much this made me laugh when I first saw it as a young child. And how much it still made me laugh when I re-watched it just recently. And how much I laughed afterwards when I did some research on this thing years ago and realized it was just every single one of the guy's takes all spliced together for a single "Ha!" reading.

>>91737756
Holy shit Link is so fucking snarky in Breath of the Wild that I was thinking the same thing the other day.

>>91754556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

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>>91754610

>>91747401
Thanks, I really thought part three was a troll all this time.

>>91756052
even if it was, how would you ever tell?

>>91756052
It's both. It's trolling the script writer, but also playing some parts straight.

>>91720379
Why is this on /co/?

>>91758610
because people just keep bumping the thread

>>91758610
it's animation

The best gag in TLOC3 is that they animated it as literal to the script as possible. An example being there was a scene which says that Link says something to himself, so another version of him appears to remark to.

>>91758839
THE KEYS DISAPPEAR WHEN YOU TURN THEM
WHAT I NEED TO MAKE THE MASTER SWORD IS IN IT

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>>91754484

>UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH MYYYY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

>>91761033
The greatest delivery ever delivered.

>>91722841
I vaguely remember that dude's shirt changing between kfc and burger king with each shot.

FUCK that was forever ago. Youtube was years away the first time I saw it, and I had to download the video and watch it on windows media player lol.

>>91754484
The fuck is going on there?

>>91769308
zelda was just crush under rocks

>>91758839
>Implying the best gag wasn't Majora's Mask just peddling away on a fucking bike.

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A TRUE HER-
A TRUE HERO SEEKS NEITHER FAME NOR FORTUNE
ONLY THE COURAGE HE NEEDS

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>Ganon shirt keeps changing everytime he appear's
>majora puts a "case" over the moon
>"BUT YOU'LL DESTROY EVERYONE! INCLUDING, YOURSELF!!"
>shirt falls apart

every fucking time

>>91771125
wasn't he supposed to be rauru?

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>>91771355
It was, holy shit

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>>91747617
It wasnt even what they stated they were heading there for
They were going after the final triforce piece

>>91722841
Is that his self insert?

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I AM MORE THAN JUST A BOOK, BOY.
MUCH, MUCH MORE.

>>91747401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf5ngNUN2yo
This one has nice annotations explaining what is going on. Pretty fun

>>91773640
The fatmanchild?
Yes