D-D-D-D-D-Deeper

My lifelong dream was to be the German male rapper in a Eurodance group. Ever since I first saw the Barbie Girl video and I first saw Rene, I knew I wanted to be that guy. E-Rotic only cemented this further.

>>91715365
D-d-d-d-doctor Dick!

>>91715464
Are you black?

>>91715707

Nope, white and of German descent. So, perfect for Eurodance.

>>91715958

Because I really want to be like Aqua more than E-Rotic.

>>91715365

I wish this were a meme so it could be discussed on 4chan regularly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

>>91716031
I mean it is, it's just something that only comes up only once in a while

>>91716031

Wishing for something to be a meme is the ultimate monkey's paw.

>>91715365
Real question is Doctor Dick the Strongest Doctor?

>>91716031
It was a meme about 2-3 years ago and was regular posted in /co/ all the time.

You're making me have flashbacks of when I always listened to bubblegum shit and eurodance in middle school. I still listen to Toy-Box sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unMJf2s7bhs

Laughing my ass off

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>tfw slavic qt will never date you
https://youtu.be/VWAw2fUvKmU

>>91715464
How close are you to your goal, anon?

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>>91716133
>I still listen to Toy-Box sometimes.

...Are we not supposed to?

>>91715365
>TFW you're a ten year old kid and get your mom buy you the new E-rotic album and she doesn't even really bat an eye.

God the mid 90s eurodance was great, if only I was older at the time and could have been at the gigs.

>>91715958
Bring back Eurodance
>tfw no squeaky ultra high pitched voice

>>91716824
>not sexy Doom-bots as back up dancers

ONE JOB!