NEW Jackie Chan Adventures - J Team [Trailer]

>>91713287
>preschooler gook cartoon
>"new jackie chan adventures"

eughhhhhh

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>>91713287
I had a lot of fun watching Jackie Chan growing up. He's still entertaining.

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>Jackie Chan Adventures
>Nobody does kung fu

Another shitty reboot

>>91713287
I want to get mad at them using the name but the trailer was good and the show looks fun.

>>91713381
Although those several conks to the noggin over the years may have impaired his judgment just a bit

This could turn out to be pretty good, if they keep in the old "cheap kung fu movie" angle. Action, fun, the occasional off-hand witticism, and a moral per episode for the kids.

>>91713287
Hopefully it'll keep the Jackie Chan segments.

>>91713287
Not muh PPG
Not muh Ben 10
Not muh Jackie Chan

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>>91713466
>Although those several conks to the noggin over the years may have impaired his judgment just a bit

Thankfully he didn't have to worry about any injuries from those "crazy" moves in this trailer.

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>>91713647
....uh let's try that again.

>>91713647

yeah it was so obvious it was a stuntguy

I mean I dont think he can be as agile as he used to be at his age

To be clear, the reason that Jackie Chan Adventures was surprisingly great even in retrospect was that the showrunner was John Rogers, who is responsible for the Fell's five DnD comic, creating Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle, and the Leverage and Librarians tv shows.

If you liked one of those, you'd like all of them.

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>>91713287
WHAT IS THIS CGI DOING ON MY JACKIE CHAN!

Ugh. This really needed Jackie Chan's name on it?

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>>91713287
>trying to reboot anything at this point

>>91713287
What in the fuck did I just watch?

>>91713287
So? No talisman?

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>>91713778
>yellow Dojo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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In every country, in every world, in every reality the magical girl is a constant.

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>>91713287
Looks like Miles from Tomorrowland

>>91713287

I don't know what I'm watching but I guess I'll watch it for the ride.

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>>91713287
>No Jade
Reeeeeeeeee
Where's my waifu

>>91713778
Nothing from Kids WB or Fox kids should ever be revived.

Just look at what happen when Johnny Test returned.

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>>91713287
Ever since Jackie went home he's become a shill for the Chinese government. An wumao with a fatter paycheck.

And now he's part of this generic crap that looks like Jimmy Neutron if the animation had half the budget.

It's sad how such an inspirational and entertaining actor could fall to such depths.

>>91713287
Was that Jackie Chan voicing Jackie or could they only afford to get his name in the title?

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That's one hell of a like/dislike ration on that vid.

calling it now: it won't last no more than 10 episodes.

Who gives a fuck? Jackie Chan is a piece of shit traitor who shills for the PRC.

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>>91713287
>NEW Jackie chan adventures
>Looks as though it has no connection with the previous series
So they're just trying to cash in on the old series name then.
Though I guess this is a good thing this has nothing to do with the previous series.

>>91714248
>He didn't like Jackie Chan adventures
>nor Xiaolin Showdown
You have a shitty childhood for not watching Kids WB

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>Not just making a show set in the future with Teen Jade as the Main character

>>91713287
Given the premise of the show, I would love it if they did a crossover with the original Jackie Chan adventures for an episode

>>91714172
>Was that Jackie Chan voicing Jackie or could they only afford to get his name in the title?

To be fair, he never voiced the character in the previous series.

>>91713287
man, I'm expecting the choreography here to be better.

Wasn't Jackie supposed to do some panda cartoon called "The Adventures of La & Zy" ?

Also:

Jackie Chan’s empire is getting even bigger with the launch of his new 3-D cartoon series, “All New Jackie Chan Adventures.”

The 104-episode series will follow the exploits of a young Jackie Chan in cartoon form, leading his “J-Team,” to fight off nightmare monsters to ensure every kid can have sweet dreams at night. Targeting children ages 3 to 10, the show aims to promote better etiquette and discipline — Chan even turns up at the end of each episode to offer encouragement.

“It’s meant to help all young children to do things they don’t always like to do — don’t look at your phone for too long, remember to brush your teeth, respect your elders, pick up the trash,” Chan said. “If you tell them that, sometimes children won’t listen, but through comedy and action, then they will start to follow.”

This is the latest addition to the Jackie Chan empire: On top of his long, storied career as an actor and singer, he also owns firms in the entertainment industry, has a charity and supports many other causes, and even sits on a central government political advisory body. There’s a vast variety of branded products out there, including bath towels, wine cases and LED light bulbs. And with the launch of this new cartoon, Chan and his business partners have plans for an endless array of even more, including theme parks, books, toys, apparel, video games and stage plays.

Experts say Chan, 63, is one of China’s most successful cultural exports, and that his stardom has played well as the world’s second-largest economy pushes itself to rival Hollywood. Chinese firms have spent billions buying up U.S. companies, like Legendary Entertainment, in recent years.

“Between people like him and companies like Wanda and all this overseas investment … it’s clear China is trying to exert a lot more intangible soft power force on the world,” said Ben Cavender of China Market Research Group. “With (President Donald) Trump coming into power, it’s created a massive opportunity for China to sort of rebrand itself.”

Building up China’s entertainment industry can also support other sectors, from retail to advertising, which is a crucial move as the government works to maneuver an economic growth transition away from manufacturing and exports.

“It used to be very difficult for China’s movie industry to go abroad,” Chan said. “Now, China has the capital and the ability to start purchasing foreign companies … this kind of cooperation will lead us to learn more, and allow us to spread Chinese culture overseas to help more people understand China.”

Chan says he’s happy to use his influence to introduce China to the world, and that falls in line with next steps for his new animation. There are plans to roll out internationally, and eventually make a feature film over the next few years.

But he has become so ubiquitous — showing up on commercials for everything from shampoo to energy drinks — that consumers sometimes feel “he’s in it for a paycheck because [it seems] he doesn’t care about the product,” Cavender said.

In reality, Chan probably doesn’t need a few extra bucks: He is one of the world’s highest paid actors, raking in US$61 million last year, according to a Forbes ranking.

Chan’s star seems yet to fade. And if he has his way, that legacy will continue.

(wait for it)

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“I really like cartoon — I never get old!” Chan said. “One day, when I’ve passed away, when I am 80, young children can still see the cartoon and still think ‘Jackie is a young brother!”

>‘Jackie is a young brother!'
My sides hit critical mass.

source: http://www.scmp.com/news/china/economy/article/2087698/jackie-chans-empire-gets-even-bigger-new-3-d-cartoon

>>91713287
>that magical girl transformation

>>91713287
This is absolutely the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Jackie Chan turned into a communist dick sucker.

Some years ago he said the Chinese people needed the harsh government to keep them in check.

>>91713287
I hate this idea, I won't even watch this.

Jackie Chan should be a cool Splinter-like character that's a master and role model that's too old for this adventurin' stuff while occasionally saving his students because he's just that awesome.

Seeing young knock-off Jackie Chan just reminds me he's old.

>>91715581
To be fair, do you really want the Chinese having freedom on the world market?

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>>91713287
Oh boy, it's time for PJ Masks with Jackie Chan.

>>91715737
The fuck is the blue cat's face?

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>>91715814
His name is Connor, and his superhero name is Catboy.

>>91715426
>104 episodes

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No mystical demon stuff so dont care

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>>91716020
Might be "104" but 2 episodes shown per half hour.
52 actual -episodes- total.

The guy wants to make a sort of series out of his name, leave him alone idiot.

>>91715581
>communist
China hasn't been commies for a long while. Hell, look at them.

>>91715737
that show is weirdly watchable

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>they didnt make it in this style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LXr-CP0DIA

Reminder that Jackie Chan is now and forever a puppet of the Chinese Communist Party.

>>91714157
Old age and a tanking global economy can fuck with your sense of creativity, I guess.

>>91716527
Please don't watch it. It's mind numbing.

>>91713287
Looks like a fun show for pre-teens.

Shame they're riding the coattails of the older series for publicity, though.

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>>91715426
>104 episodes of literal garbage

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>>91713287
>J Team
>No Jade

There doesn't appear to be much... martial arts in it for a show about Jackie Chan.

>>91718537
Safe to say the characters won't suffer any serious injuries either

>>91713287
> Expecting a Jackie Chan adventures retake
> Have something that look likes a Ladybug x Rescue Bots x Pacman Ghostly Adventures mash

The initial scene with Jackie drawing the manhwa was the best part.

>>91713287

meh, I am just going to wait for the porn.

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>>91713287
Well, it seems like the "Nipnog" version of x shows like Lilo and Stitch or PPG so it shouldn't be that cared about for "muh nostalgia" to what came before it from the west, it's its own thing.

That being said the only thing about this I don't really like is the animation, it looks REALLY weightless (something I quite expected with nip made CGI honestly). Otherwise it's harmless, basically if JC became a Super Sentai warrior show (Power Rangers) that honestly makes that Megaman Reboot show look worse than this (like that was really that hard though).

Oh and lolifags will most definitely have a field day with this, even more than from the first show, pic related.

>>91713702
how the fuck did I not know this man's name, all of these are impressive individually

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>>91714024
>In every country, in every world, in every reality the magical girl is a constant.

>>91714696
>Teen Jade
You mean Azula

>>91716572
That is just a fucking unnerving art style. Like the actual models look like a slightly smoother version of what you would find on the Nintendo 64 but the animations are surprisingly fast and smooth. Kind of reminds me of that Light of Courage animation.

>>91722218
That's just how videogames used to look for a while.

https://youtu.be/Bwl8b7ixy8I?t=47s

Models only leapt forward sometime after the xbox and gamecube.

>>91714248
>traitor
To whom

Okay, so the new cartoon looks like garbage... but what are Jackie's best movies?

I've only seen that stupid 80 Days Around The World movie he made with Alan Patrridge, Arnold Schwarzenegger and some Littéralement Qui

>>91723561
So basically, you have never seen a Jackie Chan movie.
There's a distinction to be made; you want his best movies, or his best fights?

As Uncle would say:
AIYAAAAAA!

>>91723716
Pretty much.
What's the difference?

>>91723748
Wheels On Meal isn't that good, but Jackie's fight with Benny the Jet in it is amazing for example.

As a general rule of thumb, consider that most of his Asian stuff is certainly worth a watch. Otherwise, Rumble in the Bronx for sure, and Rush Hour 1 and 2 can be pretty fun.

For the rest of his American work, I'd say you can skip it; anything good you'll find in there will have been done better elsewhere. If you want a great starting point, go with Drunken Master II, or the Police Story series

>>91723941
Good to know. Any of his Asian work that can be skipped? I assume there's a general cut-off point...

Bad day

>>91713457
"sigh".. I guess you can have a (You)

Don't really understand why they're using the old name, but beyond that nothing really bugs me about the trailer. Don't think it looks particularly good though.

>>91713287
More like "Cloudy With a Chance of Jackie Chan" amirite?

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>>91713287
>Guardians of the land of dreams
>mfw the premise for PJ Masks is that they're superheros only after everyone goes to sleep

More like "PJ Jackie"

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>prof chaos
FINALLY, IT IS I THAT HAS BEEN RIPPED OFF
AND NOT THE SIMPSONS

>>91721679
japanese > italian > french > canadian > median > american > oirish > british

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>>91714113
Working for Google.

https://twitter.com/staciechan/status/855229328220504064

>>91714696
Jade was the worst part of the show

Why is being compared to PJ Masks?

>>91713287
GOOD GOY!

>>91728537
>similar artstyle
>both shows are about 6 year old superheroes that fight shit

>>91721679
Good. One of the best things.