You want to bring Steven? But what if his...

>>91700992

>Benis

gets in the way

>>91700992
Childish disposition

>>91701179
>...gets in the way?

>>91700992
You don't get to bring Stevens

everyone i have some bad news
im....

>>91701399
Pregnant?

>>91701415
for dicks

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>>91700992
IT WONT.

>>91700992
... eyes start crying?

PENIS

>>91700992
...hernia acts up?

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>>91700992
...penis gets in the potato salad?

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>>91700992
His cum didn't just show up in your cervix, Pearl. You were both in on it, don't even act like his crystal cock acts on it's own accord.

>>91700992
>>91701003
>>91701156
>Steven hits puberty
>His gem activates to make all surrounding gems cock-hungry

>>91705668
>this will be the cause of the full scale home world invasion

>>91706150
They'd get rekt by our technology anyway.

>>91700992
>But what if his ROSE gets in the oh my God, Rose! *runs away crying*
Am I doing this right?

>>91706290
Anon, you're making Poil very upset!

>>91702626
Does Steven has a penis? Given that gems are genderless... I mean, they all seen him naked, but that doesn't mean he has one. Or at least a functional one.

>>91700992
... caste reveals and decides to enslave us all?

Penis?
I mean
Steven?

>>91706884
Good.

>>91701399
steven
https://youtu.be/Zu1WNNPvrkY

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...get cancer?

>>91708150
cant even tell if this ironic or serious.

>>91708211
>No turning back!
take a hint anon

>>91700992
steven universe sucks. We were sold an epic space alien adventure with down to earth comedy and instead we get filler, fanfiction tier writing, and hiatuses

>>91707984
>zone dialog