You want to be a superhero; always have, and wish to be taken

you can't rob banks and shit if you're orgasming
or at least not as effectively

my path seems pretty clear

>>91700475
>Upstanding
>Respected
It'll be tough.

With that power, you can potentially immobilize and psych-out people, so you can get the job done. But when people know what you're doing, they won't give you the same "family-friendly" recognition as other heroes.

Wear gloves to protect people.
Brag about that power.

Headbutt criminals.

>>91700475

There is a classic documentary about this exact concept.

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>>91700475
Well, that means no one can touch me either, right? Hand to hand combat should be pretty easy, but I guess over time people would wise up and start covering themselves.
After that I'm not sure how this would really work out. Probably end up shitposting on some Vietnamese carpet discussion site theorising if I had different powers

>>91700475
I would use my power to become close with a woman from an extremely wealthy family, giving me access to her vast financial resources. I would be her trophy husband, my only responsibility being to give her orgasms whenever she needs them, with absolutely no expectations of romantic involvement. While she is out being a socialite I will use the swath of income to hire personal trainers, nutritionists, combat experts, chemists, lawyers, and a slew of other teachers to train me in becoming Batman.

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>>91700475
I train in the secret arts of steath and ninja or whatever and basically kancho criminals to death

I feed the other superheroes/media bullshit about how im hitting secret ninja pressure points that disorient and shock the enemy.

Because of my ninja moves & aesthetic and bc most of them are weeaboos they'll be none the wiser

>>91700475
Wear gloves. Get a decent day job and save up some cash. Train Batman-style at stealth, martial arts, and gymnastics. Construct low-bugldget gadgets in a workshop out of wood, sheet metal, rivets, and resin like those guys on YouTube who make "zombie apocalypse weapons". Build a superhero suit consisting of light padding, a few steel plates, a helmet, and a quaterstaff. Do a Nightwing type of deal and only use my orgasm power as a trump card.

Name myself Mr. Gigolo

Specialise in going undercover

Every adventure ends with me taking off my mask and tearaway outfit and shouting "Nuts to you, criminal!"

My archenemy is Mr. Brass, who blames me for losing his balls when an attempt to power through resulted in complete testicular eruption

I have a complicated relationship with the villianess Sahara born with a genetic abnormality that warped the pleasure centers of her brain

>>91701000
10/10 would read. Sound pulpy. Nice numbers.

>>91701619

Yeah I realized about halfway through that I was having way too much fun spitballing ideas for this dumb thing

When does this power manifest, exactly? Would be bloody awkward if it were a thing from birth, or started up during adolescence.

>>91700678
tell me more

>>91704178
I imagine it's as a young adult, early 20's