Why is watching Batman get beat down so satisfying?

>>91697988
Because after beating the entire Justice League, including Superman he needed a good ass kicking lucky based Eobard gave it to him.

>ZPOW

And that is how Professor Zpow came up with his new name

>>91697988
Because you finally read something that makes sense.

Because he's a sanctimonious asshole who doesn't really accomplish anything but acts like he's the only one who knows how to do anything, with writers who like to project themselves onto him so he's always right, so it's nice to see him receive consequences for his actions.

>>91697988
why did Doctor Manhattan kill Eobard?

>>91697988
>IT WAS ME BRUCE

>>91697988
Bad flash has a small penis...He is jealous of batman...

>>91698309
Probably going to be something like Dogma. Just talking to him accidentally got him vaporized.

>>91697988
Because you know it should happen but it's so rare but we see bats get to do things he shouldn't be able to do so we feel vindicated because it brings balance to his representation.

>>91697988
Because getting to see Batman without his preptime is just like any other human makes you feel powerful.

>>91698491
Technically that's an actual Bible thing.
Dogma just turned it into a joke.

>>91697988
Small Penis Syndrome

>>91697988
Because he's been so protected over the years since Morrison started writing him that anytime someone does beat him it's a huge fucking deal and makes exciting reading.

>>91698294
/thread

>>91698588
its a zeus thing
no one actually got fried in the bible from getting too close to god

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>>91697988
because this is very nearly canon

>>91697988
Sauce. I must read this comic

>>91698924
>Take street level hero
>I know lets put him in a league of gods
>Ok now we have to write all this bullshit for why he is able to stand toe to toe with the rest of them
It's bullshit. Street level heroes should do street level things. Even marvel sort of understands that with spiderman.

>>91699074
>>91666585

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>>91697988
Because of his writers and fans.

Remember when Superman used to get beaten and people were in awe because he was supposed to be this indestructible god?

Same thing.

>>91698908
Satan?

>>91699379

In the book of Job the Satan character manages to get into Heaven and talk God into making Job's life Hell on a bet.

>>91698441
>I raped the Joker

>>91699216
At least it sort of makes sense why.
Batman on the other hand has only bad writing to thank for him doing so well.

>>91697988
Tom King and Scott Synder are cancer.

>>91697988
Because he deserves it

>>91698908
It's a thing that can happen which is why you have angels sent as intermediaries. It not happening to anyone is a sign of him actually following proper safety protocols.

>>91699409
>manages to get
he was already in heaven. he's God's Black Ops guy, there to teach humans that there can be no true happiness if everything is all wine and roses all the time for everyone

IT WAS ME BRUCE
I KILLED YOUR PARENTS

>>91699112
>Even marvel sort of understands that with spiderman.

The irony being that Spider-Man ISN'T a street-level hero, he's a pretty top-tier heavy-hitter who chooses to be street-level. Which makes him endearing and whenever he steps up it still works, the exact opposite of when Batman does it.

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>>91697988
Don't quantify why. Just enjoy it.

>>91698309
He's coming back though. My money's on Barry going back in time to save him.

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>>91697988
Remind me /co/ is this the first time he's fought a major hero that isn't Flash?

I mean, I guess you could count Flashpoint, but still...

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Let's see,counting court of owls,the end of the first arc of zero year,The beginning of JL origins and Endgame,Batmans had his ass kicked about 5 times in 6 years

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If you guys can buy Lex Luthor being a Superman villain Batman being on the league and working with others to beat gods should not give you any issues.

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>>91697988

>>91700246
Eobard? Maybe.

Zolomon had fight against others though.

>>91697988
Kings been kicking bats ass steadily in almost every arc lol.

He seems to have something for just making batman, legitimately, a simple punching bag. Generally with a gumshoe, ass-pulled plan.

>>91697988
Its not, you just hate his fans.

>>91700295
Lex works because Superman won't kill him and he largely avoids physical confrontation with a nigh invulnerable demigod. Batman has plenty of people that can kill him whom actually WANT to kill him.

How the hell are they going to bring what's his face back to life again?

>>91700360
He doesn't like Bruce, neither does Tyrion, Morrison and tomassi love him, it's fine.

The problem is how insecure batman haters are they really hate a fictional character and hate that he is more popular than their faves

>>91699701
Wrong. Looking at God is impossible because He emits such a bright light it causes blindness, which forces people to become prostrate in his presence. Seraphim, the six-winged angels who serve as God's custodes, have their faces and genitals covered by four of their wings for modesty in front of their mortal host and to prevent their own blindness from His radiance. Moses was one of two or three recorded people who saw God in person, and when he came down from Mount Sinai his face was radiating light from the photons his body had absorbed in God's presence, so much so he had to cover his own face to not blind the Jews.

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>>91697988
>>91698144

He still got a couple shots in.

Like, how the fuck is that supposed to make sense? Zoom could punch him ten million times before he can move a single muscle.

>>91700905
He is not zoom you dumbass pleb.

>>91699882
>Top-tier
>Can only lift 20-30 tons normally until powered up by the plot.

Lets not get carried away Spiderfan.

>>91700686
>tomassi love him
He could have fooled me.

Snyder is the one who I truly believe that he likes Batman compared to the rest of the bat writers in the last 6 years.

>>91698908
Moses got warned not to look directly at him

>>91701112
And yet he's so so incredible bad at writing batman books.

>>91701134
That's only because God had gotten an ATROCIOUS haircut the day before and was super self conscious about it.

Otherwise Mo would have been able to gander away.

>>91701031
I really hate that Spiderman autist

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>>91701157
He isn't Thor tier or anything but he is definitely above street level. Spidey sense is legitimately bullshit and his webbing is underrated. You can't solo the X-men and be regular street level guy.

>>91701137
I don't know about you, but I'm actually enjoying ASB and liked COO and ZY.

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>>91700905
Eobard needs to learn to SHUT UP and pay attention when fighting non speesters

>>91697988
>Batman getting his ass kicked
>Batman killing criminals, if guns much better

Both of these fill me with joy. JUST-BATMAN and Punisher Batman are the best.

>>91701436
Don't like any of it to be honest. I'd rather have whatever the fuck King's serving up at the moment.

>>91698294
>Because he's a sanctimonious asshole who doesn't really accomplish anything
Yet when Batman became self aware of this in BvS and went nuts everyone complained about not muh batman.

BvS is the natural progression of the character. The war keeps going on, if Joker fails once, he goes to prison for a few months, if any of the Batfamily fails once, BANG they are dead. 20 years later, the Joker is alive, everyone close to Batman is dead/injured/raped/evil.

He realizes he wasted all his youth and strenght doing roleplaying cosplay with furfags and lunatics. BvS is Batman rebelling against the status quo of comic books that makes his war on crime an impossible goal to achieve.

>>91702293
So he rebelled against the status quo but didn't find and kill the joker,also the meta thing about comics is stretching it,the very nature of comics is that heroes always come back from the dead,the fact that robin as far as we know hasn't come back seems to make BvS setting less a logical conclusion to batman as a setting overall,but just the realistic but slightly contrived world of BvS

>>91697988

The sad part is that, while satisfying, RF didn't beat him up enough

And Batman still got a couple of shots in, that should be impossible, even with RF underestimating him

But whatever, i will take what we got.

>>91697988
Because you're a pervert.

>>91698309
A better question is why he let him live to only die an issue later

>>91700269
>that heart
Does Snyder read Naruto?

>>91700320
source ? Or is this just fanart ?

>>91701327

Pete holds back a *lot*; piss him off, hurt someone close to him, and he's a fucking beast.

>>91700327
Really?

Honestly, I'm would kill to see either of them in a Legion of Doom line up at some point. Just not that edgy N52 Reverse Flash.

>>91702591
Johns is a bad writer and others are frced to owrk around his plots

>>91700674
He was already dead. He just randomly came back to life without explanation so he could die here.

Also, time travel.

>>91700246
He fought supes and Hal before

>>91699216
but superman gets his ass kicked all the time

like every other month

>>91700246

Eobards fought Hal, Superman and such before.

>>91700295
Nah, Lex works great as a Superman villain because he challenges Superman in superman's weak areas--not in a punching contest, but in business intrigues, political manipulations, and public opinion.

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>>91700565
Bullshit.

>>91704602
Plus it's alot easier to consider him a threat when Superman isn't actively helping him with his take down Superman plans.
>>91704721
Notice that Lex is in the pinnacle of human technology while Batman is in skintight kevlar in that picture.

>>91704749
>Plus it's a lot easier to consider him a threat when Superman isn't actively helping him with his take down Superman plans.
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>91704749
>pinnacle of human technology
>doesn't even have a helmet

I think Batman may have a few suits better than Lex.

>>91702293
Because he's still a sanctimonious asshole who doesn't really accomplish anything but acts like he's the only one who knows how to do anything. Now he just makes sure more little boys have to go to their fathers' funerals and gets played by the lamest Lex Luthor ever conceived.

BvS Batman was a mistake. One day you to will realize it.

>>91705006
He has a force field because he's too egotistical to hide his face. Bruce has one suit that's maybe better than Lex's and that's dependant on Lex not upgrading.
>>91704969
Did you seriously never notice that Superman actively helps people with plans on how to take him down? Whenever good guys end up in a battle with him for whatever reason he starts giving people pointers and advice on how to be a better threat afterwards. He gives away kryptonite to Batman all the time. Superman is a guy that WANTS to be obsolete.

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>>91698488
And Batman suffers from premature ejaculation

>>91698441
IT WAS ME, THOMAS!

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>>91705134
>Did you seriously never notice that Superman actively helps people with plans on how to take him down?
Superman fans are the worst thing I have ever seen upon this earth all they do is cry foul and bitch when they don't get their way;
Lex is OK but Bruce is B-bad m'kay.

>>91705308
You sound buttflustered at the differences between Lex and Bruce being pointed out.

>>91705347
What are you talking about all I pointed out was the hypocrisy of the whole thing Lex maybe smarter than Bruce but it isn't by much and Bruce poses skills lex doesn't have and saying Bruce needs Superman help to stop him is stupid as the scan points out he has a glove full of red stars which he got with help from ray palmer.

>>91698294

So he's an assole for risking his life every night to save innocent lives? You're a child.

>>91698144
>things that never happened

>>91705436
Lex is literally smarter than the combined intelligence of mankind when the Legion of Superheroes is active as measured by Braniac. Not by much is a vast underestimation of things. Lex simply has glaring personality flaws that get in the way of him noticing things or being the great man he thinks he is.

>>91701031
20-30 tons moving faster than automatic gunfire and combat precognition helping him evade any form of danger.

>>91705509
Is that you Lex? because that's some level of self sucking that I am not used to.

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>>91705578
I literally told you he's smarter by Brainiac's intelligence ratings. You're making it sound like you're incapable of understanding all of the words you read in a sentence by trying to pretend imply that Lex made that rating system. Saying that Lex is too much of a douchenozzle to actually live up to his real potential doesn't sound like fellating Lex either.

>>91705509
>things Luthor tells himself in the mirror before bed

>>91700905
Eobard clearly didn't want to actually kill him. Also, unlike Zolomon (who goes after his target directly), Eobard's modus operandi is repeatedly fucking with someone. Can't keep fucking with Batman if you kill him.

Also, Eobard probably intended to find a way to make daddy Bats watch. Somehow.

>>91705578
He's actually been confirmed to be as smart as a normal Coluan, which makes him one of the two smartest humans in the DC verse (that we know about). He's just a raging narcissist who doesn't really put that intellect the use most of the time.

>>91697988
The real question is, why does /co/ hate Batman so much.

>>91705741
Because normies with no taste like him which means that he's everywhere 24/7

>>91705786
There's like 20 other characters in comics that also fit that description.

>>91705809
Not like Batman does though. H&M have Batman themed underwear for adults, he's that normie.

>>91705741
Batman is fine. Batgod on the other hand is an annoying shit. And for the love of god please don't bring up the Morrison Batgod arc for 20+ replies as a way of catastrophically missing the point because despite similarities it avoids the problems complained about when people reference "batgod" by actually being good/decent writing depending on your opinion.

>>91705685
We have literally seen alternate universes proving that if Lex stopped being an asshole and got over his raging Superman hateboner he could turn mankind into an interstellar empire that will nearly outlast the sun for funsies.

The overtime line was a fantastic rare look at Batman when his plan is wrong and fails.

>>91705217
Wait is Batman making out with her while people burn to death in the background?

>>91698309

An evil time traveling speedster that now knows too much.

>>91697988
Becuase you have the autism

>>91701031
he can beat any herald of galactus head to head, tho