This is Amelia Bedelia. Say something nice about her.

Something nice about her.

Remember how in the last thread that anon made that post about baby penises? I remember.

>>91687496
She has a radiant smile, a bubbly personality, and a butt that doesn't quit.

Thank you for working so hard Amelia

>>91687496
i want her to toss my salad

>>91687720
Yes, and thats why I made this thread. To dare i say it, bury the hatchet.

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>>91687496
Wanna get married?

>>91687795
I don't want you to leaf empty-handed.

http://imgur.com/a/C6x7W

>>91687496
You cook good food.

>>91687929
Cartoons are not real.

>>91687496
I liked her giant cock from the last thread. It was very impressive.

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>>91687496
What's with the influx of Amelia all of a sudden? I kinda like it

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>>91687496
They'd make a great addition to a childhood destroying /u/ OT3

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>>91687720
>>91687864
never forget. I say we leave amelia alone before we get more shake posts or worse

She isn't a /co/ character/ Why is this even allowed, man.

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>>91687496

>>91688311
>screen capping with a phone.
>thinking shake will stop our collective dicks.

Kys

>>91688327
>someone saves a terrible joke you made
I've never felt this feel.

>>91687690
FPBP

>>91687496
Don't fuck me you dirty slut!

>>91687496
So where's Amelia supposed to be from, anyways?

>>91688473
England I think.

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>>91688416
believe me I love amelia too, but the more we parade her around on /co/, the more autists like the shake poster will shit up our fun

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LET'S post the rest of that series of imaged OP

>>91688505
Maybe, I mean the second Amelia thread there was was pretty shit. Seems like every other thread we have a good one though. Despite shake poster I didn't think the thread went too terribly.

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>>91688535

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>>91688567

>>91688087
Neither are you.

>>91688087
But anon WE are also cartoons

>>91687690
underrated

>>91688322
She is heavily illustrated, like Homestuck.

>>91688608
bigger version where?

>>91688608
>she pounces on you
>you tell her to get off
> she says she's doing that right now

I could really use a pick of Amelia Bedelia materializing a penis only to use it in the most benign way possible

>>91690190
Benign how?

>>91690375
I mean benign as in harmless. Like juicing an orange, or mixing ingredients in a bowl or as a clothes hanger

Is this gonna be a thing now?

not complaining

>>91687496
She is most definitely not my mother in law.

I wanna read the Amelia Bedelia books but I can't get them on Tacoland
Anyone knows where could I read them?

>>91691004
Yes you can, they're on Amazon.

>>91689449
bigger version nowhere

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>>91690690
Honestly, as long we don't do it too much or run it into the ground, I'm OK with this.

is it autism?

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>>91687690

>>91692177
Somebody in the last thread said that Amelia could just be an English Language Learner.
As in, she's still learning English, and doesn't understand idioms and context and figures of speech yet.

...Though it could be autism, who knows. I really like the language one though

>>91687690
I can close the thread now.

>>91692120
too late

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She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

>>91687496
Is she wearing a bonnet or a hat?

>>91693314
>DO IT FOR HER
>Amelia Bedelia gets an IT job to help financially support a close friend.

>>91693629
yes

>>91688311
> An evil woman.
> Not the perfect woman.
> Not using her as she was meant to be used.

>>91687496
How much would she love me if I ordered her to?

AMELIA BEDELIA RETURN FROM THE DARKNESS FROM WENCE YOU CAME! RETURN ONLY ONCE 1000 HUMAN YEARS HAVE PAST AND MAY NO FORCE ON EARTH SWAY YOU!

>>91694059
>RETURN FROM

YES

SUMMON HER HERE

>>91694073
NO
SHIT
I FUCKED UP
OH GOD

>>91694082
YOU'VE DONE WELL, ANON.

https://youtu.be/GGbXo0ACROM

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>>91692120
she will misinterpret things when exchanging vows, I bet

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>>91688087

>>91694254
It really is a weird form of suffering, huh?

>>91687496
Isn't she really good at baking or is she good at cooking too?

>>91694015

Don't worry Anon, she already does.

>>91694567
Does she even have free will?

>>91694597
Well, no. She had to buy the 'Write your own will and testament' kit, so it wasn't exactly free.

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>>91687864
You dared to say it.

>>91687496
I haven't seen you since 1st grade. You age gracefully.

>>91694674
fantastico

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>>91687720
Might as well use this as an excuse to post pic related.

>>91694233
>Do you, Amelia, take Anon to be your lawfully wedded husband?
>I'm going to take him all night long.

>>91694674
10/10 I love you anon.

Im in Washington DC for lik3 5 days on vacation so I can't draw Jack shit. With that said I need a fellow drawfag to take up the torch in my place.
>anon and Amelia riding a motor scooter with Amelia driving, anon riding bitch with his posterior raised holding onto Amelia tightly with a noticable boner.
>Amelia please let me fuck you, Jesus please my dick could fuck a hole in time right now, give me the sweet release and let me make babies with you.
>Amelia: no can do buckaroo!

If you can think of something more clever and Amelia-like to say then please do. But we need this. It's tradition.

>>91687690
God damn it amelia

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FETISH FAGS GET OUT

GET OUT GET GET OUT

SAGE
SAGE SAGE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>91698559
Are you okay anon?

Amelia is cute!
CUTE!

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>>91698559
Now now, calm down Anon, it took forever, but I've planted sage in every field, just like you asked!

>>91700010
amelia is so cute

>>91694705
>>91697578
Glad you guys liked it... I only had time for a quick sketch, but I hope to do more proper art of Amelia sometime soon.

>>91701662
I'm working on a smut comic script right now actually, so gimme a week or two

>>91701725
Well, I don't know if I have time to do a whole comic, but we'll see. Maybe it can be a collaborative effort.

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Imagine if Amelia started dating the guy from the old MGM cartoon "Symphony of Slang." It would be hilarious.

For those who haven't seen it:
https://vimeo.com/100989067

>>91701935
oh, I'll do the art don't worry. It's why i'm saying give me so much time.

>>91703683
Ohhh, I see. Cool, looking forward to seeing it!

>>91702937
She might end up actually killing somebody with a guy like that telling her what to do

>>91701725
You mind giving us a preview of that?

>>91705448
'th-'

Coming Soon.

>>91706063
Looks promising. I'd like to buy the season pass please.

>>91706222
Well, I do have a pirated version I can share with you, but fair warning, it's mostly filler material.

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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>>91706352
Hawt

where is the amelia futa @

>>91688278

I know Ms. Frizzle, but who's the other ome

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>>91705448
not >>91701725 but I like this one.
https://pastebin.com/a0UP34bz

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>>91706692
Mary Poppins

>>91694261
>>91694254
Give it a hundred years.

>>91687690
Fpbp

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>>91688311
>the story
>those tabs

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>>91688311
why?
why boner why?

>>91688322
The premise of her books are really funny, always a lot of ways you show her literalism

>>91687690
Found Amelia's ideal man.

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>>91706583
YES

give me a compilation of her pictures from the book

>>91706583
>>91708740
Amelia cock as requested.
http://imgur.com/a/mqWsy

>>91705448
I wouldn't mind at all. sorry for the late response I was busy walking around DC all day.
https://pastebin.com/N6NFc2xa

>>91709360
>https://pastebin.com/N6NFc2xa
Exxxcellent start, Anon.

>>91688311
>Couldn't come up with a good joke/shitpost so resorts to copypasta and half-assedly edit it to make it relevant
That's just lazy.

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>>91694674
Son of a bitch

>>91709360
>Amelia cock
That's no good. I need some build up for that. Something to really get the engine going, like having Mr Rogers terrified of what his loose lips brought forth as Amelia walks into the room a giant bulge tenting her dress. Sweat pours from his face as Amelia mockingly smiles as she starts to unwrap the cock.

Mr. Rogers falls to the floor and begs her to stop, apologizing for making her do this. Amelia thanks him for getting on his knees, as it's easier to see her country famous cock from that height.

Rogers keeps his head to the floor, praying to the gods that brought forth this agent of chaos into his life. He's suffered enough, surely he had, he gasped. Please leave me be!

But only silence answered.

Rogers, afraid to look towards his surroundings, heard the rustling of clothes and knew his time was up. Amelia walked behind his prostrate form and grabbed his hips.
A heavy weight hits the crack of ass. He submits.

He felt a sharp pain on his ass. Amelia apologizes for her pecker, as it has a mind of its own. Mr. Rogers continues to feel sharp jabs, but they weren't hitting him anywhere near the proper opening. He feels nails dig into each buttock and the jabs moving up his back. Confused, he turns around only to have the rooster peck him in the eye.

He falls to floor for the second time today. With one hand he pulls himself up, as the other is nursing his injured eye. Goddamn it Amelia, he screams, you are nothing but a pain in my ass.

On it sir, says Amelia, as she holds Roger's hips tight once more. The weight returns, although it feels heavier. He pulls the arm away from his eye to bat the chicken off his back, but before he has a chance to register the veiny flesh gripped in his hand he sees the largest cock he's ever seen pecking at the floor boards.

Oh Bugger.

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>>91687690
First post best post.

>>91709360
Niiiiiice

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>>91710522
Nigga what. Nigga why. Nigga no.
Holy shit this is beautiful.

>>91715148
I aim to please

>>91688087
how can you watch something that isnt real?

>>91688311
>27 tabs

>>91687690
thank you based anon

>>91692120
You know full well we will run it into the ground as hard and as fast as possible

>>91688311
Everyone else is disgusted but I'm just imagining Master Shake saying that.