Didn't see that coming.

>>91687327
Let's just get this started now
I saw, it it's awful. These people are obviously paid by Disney

>>91687388
Does Ego ever become a planet?

>>91687388
No you haven't

>>91687571
did you no get the joke?

>>91687327
For a second I read that as "Irrelevant"

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>>91687388
what a shock another lying DChump can't handle the fact that his movies are shit and no one gives a fuck about his irrelevant characters

>>91687327
Every single new Marvel movie is the one that's finally gonna be terrible. Every single new DC movie is the one that's finally gonna be good.

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>>91687327
How will Marvel recover from this?

>>91687656
>DC heroes not relevant
Just because they have gotten shitty movies doesn't mean the characters aren't relevant.

Also, company war fags are the worst.

>>91687657
yes, yes we all read the youtube comment

F A K E N E W S

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>>91687657
this

fuck DC and fuck retards like >>91687388 who pretend to like their shitty literally everything

>>91687597
>>91687656
>>91687765
All these people getting mad at a joke

>>91687850
ITT Marvelfags troll themselves.

fake kike news

>>91687388
>First post already mentions shills

We are in for a treat ladies and gentlemen

>>91687388
spoil shit, spoil after credits scenes

>>91687327
> irreverent
That is the farthest thing from a compliment I can imagine.
> Zany
Prehaps pure garbage like Squirrel Girl.

>>91687850
Are you sure you were joking?

With /tv/ and /v/ fags you never know, man.

>>91687327
But then this makes me feel I'm the fool for not noticing the obvious company wars bullshit hidden here.

>>91687327
>all these people not realizing this is fake

look at RT right now, the reviews still aren't out

>>91688152
5 after credit scenes

>>91688335
>5 after credit scenes
>announce part 3 even before part 2 hits theaters
>they go out of their way to spoil the soundtrack and they call it ''awesome mix!''


This movie is normie fodder

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>>91687327
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/guardians_of_the_galaxy_vol_2
The Waiting is the hardest part
Every day you get one more card
You take it on faith
You take it to the heart
The Waiting is the hardest part

>>91688761
can't wait to spoil this shit.

Star vs thread?? More like here is how Ego dies!
Wanna storytime Action Comics which is hype as fuck right now?? Too bad, here is how Yondu dies!

The salt is going to taste great!

>>91688761
>card

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>>91687327
I did.

>>91689721
May 5th is my Dad's birthday.
He's definitely not watching this.

>>91689885
Says the faggot that doesn't reply directly to people in a shit post thread.

>>91688828
god's work anon.

>>91689721
you have a notification anon.

you should check it.

>>91688703
At least 2 of these post credit scenes will be joking at the concept of post credit scenes.

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>>91687327
You never see it coming.

>>91690144
then why doesn't WB/DC just pay them too??

>>91687327
>tfw Armond White ruins the perfect score

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I hadn't to save the last thread because the pre-school tier bitching was just too fucking good to ever pass up.

Literally:
"It's not fair!"

>>91690209
Why would they let a joke reviewer review it? It's like using Kelly cartoons unironicaly.

>>91690209
Based armond white

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>>91687327

Guess this is supposed to be obviously fake if you're familiar with RT but guess the majority of aren't aware and are just pretending they know how the site works

>>91690209
>>91690396
Plebeians.

>>91690144
You know Batman, Superman, Green Lantern and most other heroes you like were created by Jews, right?

>>91688828
pfffft ok underage

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B-b-b-b-but Quips....

>>91687327
The black critic guy will drop the score.

>>91688152
>some scrawny, green alien is sitting outside of an outhouse on an asteroid
>toilet flush noise
>thanos comes out of the outhouse
>other alien is shaking in fear
>thanos pushes him over
>"Now, back to business"
>thanos gets into humerously small thanoscopter and flies towards earth

>>91687327
Ahhhh good old payola. Nice to see the old way is the forever way.

>>91689796
>He's definitely not watching this.
A man of taste your old man...Kudos

>>91694410
Does All Star start playing?

>>91689721

>May 5

It comes out on the 25th of April here. Guess I'll spoil shit when I get back. I already know that Drax has gone from "completely literal" to "completely retarded"

>>91690206
seriously dude? Its like the mob...you acan go with the Gambino or the Ferreti... obviously you are gona get dragged for tte more vicious and loaded of em.

>>91694717
I wonder how reviews would change if the critics had to pay for the film/game and experienced it the same way as everyone else

>>91694717
>They are turning film criticism into videogame criticism.

It already became that when they started putting the Fresh sticker on advertisements

>>91694717
>Fuck these easily-bought critics
So you are new and never heard of RT right?
Legion is at 90% so no surprise here.

>>91694769
WOW you are making sense...what are you doing on co/?

>>91694742
>25th of April
THX baby Jesus, there will be a an hdts around the 27 28..Ill wait.

>>91694410
>thanoscopter
What happened with the Tanoschair... it was cool as shit... Right?
No seriously WTF with that lame chair?

>>91687327
Whats payola???

The review embargo is going to lift 12:01 am PT 24th of April. Will be interesting to see how asspained the comment section is on the first negative one.

>>91694769
Some movies that have around 30% would go negative.

>100% with 77 counted
I'm pretty sure that's effectively impossible.

>>91695954
You don't know how RT works, do you?

>>91695929
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that first one was Armond White.

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>>91687327
>Didn't see that coming.

I find it funny how the cinematic universe is going the same route as the marvel comics did. First the boring heroes like Thor and Iron Man dominate, then the ones that play around with the formula like Deadpool get way more popular. Some things just never change.

Don't bring up Spiderman. Shit's fucked

>>91695929
I don't trust the press screening reviews. Too many glowing reviews for what turn out to be mediocre movies

>>91690186
DUDE IS THAT PERSONA REFERENCE

>>91687571
no he is just called ego as a joke one time by star lord because he is full of himself

he does have a small moon made our of stuff mined out of nowhere that he lives on with his daughter mantis and uses toi shoot the big blue laser that destroys all skrulls in one shot

>>91689721
That was so unfunny it looped around and became funny only for it to loop right back around to becoming unfunny again

>>91687327
I hate nu-gotg and I hate nu-groot

>>91698049
Yeah yeah, I bet you've never even read classic GOTG.

SPOILERS WHEN?

Holy shit people, it's fake.

>>91687327
>trusting review agitator sites
>not forming your own opinion

But wait: movie and tv show threads are nothing but petty company war threads and trying to insert logic into the discussion is pointless

>>91696114
I feel so fucking autistis right now. I'm headed to a bachelor party for the weekend with my college buddies and on a level I'm a bit bummed because I finished the second Palace earlier this week and want to keep playing.

>>91694410
I believe it

>>91687388
I hate the autist who started that meme.

>>91690316
you saved bait?
for what purpose?

>>91698203
Do you think that's relevant information when people in these threads are Mouseketeers falseflagging as asshurt DCfags, and DCucks shitposting about muh quips?
There's not a single genuine, unironic post in these threads, hence why no one even bothers to check if that image is fake or not, it doesn't matter.

>>91687327
I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELIN' DEEP INSIDE OF ME~

>>91688102
die you racist moron

>>91690981
"Cuck" is a term reserved for the most vile retards, congrats.

I've LITERALLY have Zero fucking doubt there are hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars, being deposited on so-called "Reviewer's" PayPal accounts as we speak, from some silly Disney subsidiary (if it was named Funtime Inc. it would be too poetic) that is too well hidden to prove anything.

This is how this happens.

This how a giant corporation kills art.

You are fucking seeing it: form opinions on people without giving them a chance to make up their mind. BvS is really an amazing accomplishment of storytelling, but it has a lot more in common with William Wyler's Ben Hur than The Avengers. It is a story about humanity and not a comedy about people who only look human on the outside.

It's a real shame 4chan can't see past Disney's deception. And Good riddance, i don't need you.

>>91700020
now that's some zesty pasta

>>91699754
kys fag

>>91687327
>9.3
Gunn does it again

>>91688828
>caring about spoilers.

What are you, gay?

>>91694845
he has it attached to his Thanoscopter via grappling hook so he can lower it down, then drop right from the chopper onto it

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>>91696114
No, it's obviously a JoJo reference.

>>91688761
Tom Petty is the shit.

>>91695124
RT is owned by Warner bros, dickweed

>>91699090
How the fuck else am I supposed to fish?

>>91700497
What is that webm from?

>>91700515
Imagine how well it would go if they tried kicking clearly pro-marvel critics off their site then.

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>>91700581
Kamen Rider Fourze

>>91687659
>see the word DMR
>realize this is halo
what the fuck

>>91696001
>then the ones that play around with the formula like Deadpool get way more popular.
Funny how the movies who embrace the off-the-wall goofy shit that can come with comics end up being well-liked.

>>91700020
You almost had me until you started unironically praising BvS

Nice try

>>91700020
Every time I point out the obvious quid pro quo of inviting some random blogger to a premier it gets deleted.

It's happened multiple times.

I really don't need to defend the idea that there are shills from either side on this very site when simple logic is being deleted.

Inviting a blogger to a major release is the same as paying them. They will write whatever they must to get back to next year's premier. Even if it means shitting on the other companies movie while praising serviceable movies.

The conundrum Warners would be in to start deleting reviews from accounts that blindly praise marvel/disney movies would lead to them being SAVAGED by the same bloggers shitting on those movies.

It sucks that I risk getting banned from a board on FUCKING 4CHAN simply for saying that. It doesn't just give credence to the idea of shills it flat out proves it.

So it is another overly hyped Disney's Marvel movie in which everyone will love for a week, and than forgot it exist? Why are you all still this gullible when living through this for the last 8 years of sequels?

>>91700994
>So it is another overly hyped Disney's Marvel movie in which everyone will love for a week, and than forgot it exist?
>Enjoying a movie and not having much to say after is better then something you remember, only for how much you dislike it

Thats like saying having a good time at a park with your dog is worse then getting shot, cause you're going to remember that experience for years.

>>91700581
Kamen Rider Fourze

Watch it if you ever have the time, it's a fucking blast.

>>91695954
fucking newfaggots

>>91695954
It's easy if the movie is incredibly good and Armand White hasn't reviewed it yet. Or if OP is using Photoshop.