Is the DCTV side getting the DChad treatment now?

>Kevin Smith is a fairly clever, shy, likable fanboy
>but also incredibly obese
>starts smoking weed
>becomes an insufferable, mindless marketing faggot
>but also loses a shit ton of weight
What the fuck

>>91678842
Not yet. He still has to hit the gym and start dressing like a real man.

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>>91678842
He's been getting skinnier for years now dumbass.

>>91678842

is that actually his daughter on the right??

>>91679301
For every small step towards progress and recovery Mewes takes, Smith matches it with becoming more of what he hated.

>>91679468
It's so goddamn weird because I used to dislike Mewes and love Smith, and now it's the other way around.

>>91678842
According to Kevin Smith, when he's directing a movie he's basically on his feet all day. He claims he's losing weight by making movies again.

>>91679468
>>91679515
What's Mewes been doing lately.

>>91679568
Your mom, snoogans.

>>91679413
the girl on the right is the same girl on the left kevin just got shorter from the DC SNYDER TREAMENT

>>91678842
Good for Kevin on losing all that weight. Now if he'd only stop wearing jorts all the time.

>Kevin Smith thread
>only 10 replies
For shame /co/

Why does he dress like that? He dresses like a Juggalo, the only group of people left who still think mid/late 90s fashion is cool

>>91679301
Kevin Smith doesn't look obese now, he just wears too many baggy clothes that drape over his body.

>>91680669

Weightloss kinda usually goes in tandem with heavy drug use.

>>91679564
I've directed short films before, and I can confirm you don't really get the chance to sit or lie down during filming.

>>91678842
What's the line between shorts and pants? I can't tell when it comes to Kevin Smith.

>>91679568
I believe he's directing a film.

>>91678842
smokes a LOT of weed and never makes the Matrix

>>91681679
Everything is pants if you're a manlet

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>>91681838
>Everything is pants if you're a manlet

He's not a manlet. I've stood in the exact same spot in the image. I'm 5'4 and I have to tip-toe to look in that window.

>>91679413
Yeah, and she's friends with Johnny Depp's super hot daughter.
They decided they wanted to do a movie, so Yoga Hosers was born.

>>91679301
Everyone who loses weight becomes an absolute dickhole. No exceptions. Look at Ricky Gervais.

Okay, maybe Chris Pratt is cool. But he's the only one. Lord help us should Jim Sterling every try to slim down.

>>91681679
If they reach your ankles, they're pants
if they reach slightly past your knee or higher, they're shorts
anything else is capris

>>91682088
Would /fit/ Movie Bob even more of a douche?

>>91682088
Patton Oswalt was starting to lose weight. Good thing his wife died and that little piggy ate his feelings. Need to keep him fat, awkward and depressed.

>>91682018
That's bullshit or that juke box is massive

>>91682255
>>91682088
>Americans

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How's did the podcast stuff of his fare lately?

I slowly stopped listening to his podcasts after they switched to soundcloud and changed Fatman on Batman to a weird youtube clip format.

This is a shoop

>>91679413
She's really Jason Mewes' daughter.

>>91678842
Something about his daughter makes my heart go doki-doki.

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>>91682326

In all the times I've been there I've never been able to look in that window easily.

>>91682018
>not a manlet
>5'4
FUCK YOU, I SPILLED MY SODA ALL OVER MY DESK FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.

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>>91679618
Wonderful

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>tfw because of the Judas Contract movie Beastboy is now gay for Kevin Smith

>>91682807
Kevin Smith being in the DCU just raises to many questions.

>>91682655

I'm 5'4. I'm the manlet. Not Smith.

>>91682155
He's already bald and has the pedo stache, I don't think losing weight would help him much in that department.

>>91682592
>RST Video is gone

Good, I hope Randal is sucking dick for cash.

>>91682871
He's probably a well known Batman blogger.
Likely commenting on the Teen Titians because Robin's a member.

>>91682807
That's a handsome Kevin.

>>91683649
FLY BATASS FLY!!!!!

>>91680816
Not weed

>>91682655
>I SPILLED MY SODA ALL
...I PEED MYSELF" FTFY keep in topic dude.

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>>91678842

Where's the giant spider?

>>91682088
>Okay, maybe Chris Pratt is cool
Chris Pratt was fit to begin with. He got fat on purpose to land more comedy roles and not get typecasted.

It's not like he was some neckbeard who had never been in shape ever like people make him out to be.

>>91685662
Also, he loves to eat. He refuses to use spit-buckets. Whenever you see him eating on screen? He actually eats it.

>>91684994
What an odd thing to say about your daughter.

>>91682018

If you're a man under 6ft just go to /lgbt/ and ask them how to transition.

>>91685779
>What an odd thing to say about your daughter.
>odd
That's not how you spell "Presidential."

>>91682018
A skinny guy wearing his old fat man clothes looks smaller than he is. Specifically he looks like a kid wearing hand-me-downs. I have no idea why anyone would choose to dress like this.

>>91686143
DUDE

>>91680808
Think about the skin that is hanging; gotta hide it some way.

>>91685779
Might be talking about his wife... but after watching Yoga hosers for 10 minutes Im not sure that he is a sane person. so might be his daughter.

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>>91684994

>>91682255
>Good thing his wife died and that little piggy ate his feelings
See? nothing wrong with been horrible and mean, if you are funny too. Kudos anon.

>>91679350
I hate that fucking pose he always does. He's such a dweeb.

>>91682655
>what is reading comprehension

>>91682655
REALLY DID YOU ACTUALLY SPILL YOUR SODA SOUNDS VERY FUNNY AND WORTH SHARING

>>91686184
He's a 50-something mental child who really can't let go of the notion that he's somehow hip and crazy and totally not like other normal people his age. It's been forever since I've heard him talk (I had a friend who idolized him), but his speech patterns have regressed to an even more immature style than they used to be.

>>91682088
>Look at Ricky Gervais.

He was not an asshole at some point?

>>91682592
Christ manlet, do you make Danny Devito look tall?

>>91682930
If the big chains can't sustain video store, "Some place attached to a convenience store" sure as hell won't still be in business.

>>91682377
I bailed too, when he ruined Fatman on Batman with the new format. Used to listen to Hollywood Babylon, Smodcast, and Fatman. Dropped them all over time. I still listen to the I Sell Comics podcast with Mike and Ming from Comic Book Men, it hasn't changed

>>91679413
Jason Mewes cucked Kevin.

>>91686184
all the loose skin from the weight loss

>>91688527
Please, he only let him suck his dick, completely different.

>>91678842
He kind of looks like George Carlin now that he's skinny.

>>91688502
I Sell Comics is phenomenal.

I still revisit some of the older FoB episodes when he used to talk to writers and shit but it's literally just Bernardin suckling marvel weiner and kevin just kinda suckling all things but deffering to Bernardin's shitty opinion as the "probably right onw cause what the fuck do I know" when in reality what the fuck does marc know?

>>91688765
similar beard that's about it. Mr Conductor was always lanky as fuck, Smith needs to drop a good 70 pounds and do a lot more than smoke pot in the process.

>>91678842
How can someone be so fat?

>>91688785
The old Fatman on Batman episodes are fantastic, dat Mark Hamill interview where he nerds out about fucking Archie is so relaxing and genuine.

All the bits where they are talking shop without rolling the promotion drum are great.

>>91688502
Yeah, I also mainly listened to Hollywood Babylon, Smodcast and Fatman. Never got into I sell comics but I should give it another chance, I listened to some of the other podcasts that are now defunct.

Was kinda surprised that Malcolm Ingram and Mewes now got lumped into a podcast together.


My favorite is still Scott Mosier, a shame that animated turkey movie flopped. I still haven't seen it.

>>91678842
Why does he dress like an 8-year-old

>>91690012
I love the Neal Adams ones. Loeb tells great stories in sitting but a lot of people dislike him. I really enjoy those episodes though.

>>91690077
Because you can take the man out of New Jersey, but you can't take the New Jersey out of the man.

>>91679350
He turned into Joe rogan.

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>>91685756
>spit-buckets

Wait this is a thing? No one is actually eating?

>>91691514
Yeah. Unless you actually see them swallow food and you watch it go down their throat they probably didn't actually eat it and just chewed it and spit it out off camera.
They never eat on camera unless they're just strange about it like Chris or they don't have time in their schedule to eat any other time so they work it into the shoot.

>>91691514

Some actors choose not to eat what they're "eating", unless it's completely necessary, sometimes just because of their diet or because it can sometimes take MULTIPLE takes to get a scene. Having to eat the same bite over and over and over again can be tough, depending on the situation.

I remember in Tucker and Dale Vs Evil, at the beginning Dale (Tyler Labine) is eating pickled eggs during the scene. They had to redo that scene multiple times, so he had to just keep eating them. Outside. In the summer heat.

Ended up making him sick.

>>91679350
He looks like he's not fat anymore and is trying desperately to convince us that he still is. I am so confused by this.

>>91678842
Have you seen Gabe Newell?
Aging make men slim, and women get fat.

>>91688307

Depends where you're at. I know a few bumfuck rural places that can still support a mom and pop video rental places because the internet in the area sucks balls.

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>>91686143
>He's still mad Hillary lost

Get used to it. Eight more years, Snowflake.

>>91691514
Anon, imagine having to shoot a scene were you're eating a hamburger like 16 times because someone kept giggling during it.

The hamburger is cold, because it has to LOOK RIGHT, and they replace the cold hamburger every time they reshoot the scene.

Do you want to have 16 first bites of a cold hamburger? While on a special Hollywood diet to remain sexy and employable?

>>91680808
>Kevin Smith doesn't look obese now, he just wears too many baggy clothes that drape over his body.
Well that;s just what happens when he lost weight. He ends up with a wardrobe that are a few sizes too large.

>>91693162
>every joke directed at Trump is malicious and only done out of political affiliation.

Grow up, sometimes a incest joke really is just that.

Why exactly is being a chad a good thing all of a sudden?

>>91688502
>>91688785
i sell comics is... phenomenal? what god damn fantasy land are you mother fuckers living in. those soulless cunt husks couldn't pay me to listen to that heap of garbage they call a show. the only thing they have going for them is consistency, but hey a heavy fucking from uncle god damm tom is pretty consistent too, my fucking jesus lord.

only thing worth listening to anymore on smodcast is tesd.

mother fuckin phenomenal, good god damn lord

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>>91678842
>kevin smith
>chad

I always knew you Snyderfags were delusional, but this is just taking it to a brand new level

>>91679568
Painting Warhammer figurines with his baby daughter

>>91688527
According to their podcast, it was the other way around one time in their youth.

Why does Kevin Smith only seem to own clothes made for a giant?

>>91695686
I'm amazed how Mewes still looks like he's in his late 20s despite all the drugs. The meth definitely did a number on his voice though.

>>91678842
How can someone dress like such a shitbag and anyone respect him? Is his still thing "I'm a nerd and I know, MAYBE, a handful of obscure facts."?

>>91682088
t. fatty

>>91696065
And his top lip -- There's nothing to it now, total crack lip.

>>91680816
that or diet and exercise but lets go with drug use.

>>91696166
>How can someone dress like such a shitbag and anyone respect him?

Being a rich celebrity helps.

>>91679301
I pretty much agree with this sentiment.

It also didn't help that he basically threw all his principles out the door when he made Cop Out (never a more fitting title for a film).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kg_LkizKZc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEsOOga-jvc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpuLAmS1R-I

>>91694173
I disagree.

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>always points out that all the credit for the Clerks animated series belongs to the writer, David Mandel.

Pretty damn decent for a Hollywood person if you ask me.

>>91696516
>linking to Moviebob
I know Kevin Smith sucks, but linking to another fat guy with ego issues doesn't make a right.

>>91682018
Dude is like 5'7-8". Definitely manlet status.

>>91682655
HEY GUYS THIS EPIC DOOD JUST LITERALLY SPILLED SODA ON HIMSELF! WHAT A MAD MAN!

>>91694019
Trumpettes seem to be incapable of tolerating jokes against their god emperor, even though most of them LITERALLY only voted for him as a joke in the first place.

Is he still crying about the Flash thought

>>91682419
Obviously harley is not really his daughter, but I doubt it's from Jason Mewes seed. Kevin does have a big cuck fetish that's featured in most of his films, he even shot photos of his wife in playboy with another man. He's top cuck that's for sure.

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>>91679301
I don't remember Smith being fat in the 90s

>>91678842
I never knew Kevin Smith got that big.
Kind of inspiring though that he lost all that weight.
Cacophony was good.

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>>91698917
Don't you remember that time he got kicked off a plane for being "too fat"?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1251099/Hollywood-director-Kevin-Smith-booted-flight-pilot-says-hes-fat-fly.html

>>91698884

He was always fat. It just wasn't till the 2000s when he started getting really fat.

Also, I think his silent bob coat gives him a slimming effect. It leads the eye down.

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>>91678842
>Kevin Smith

>>91678842
Why do people that fat wear shorts like that they look awful every fucking time. Just don't weight fucking jean shorts if you need a 46 inch waist

>>91682088
>maybe Chris Pratt is cool

only thing I don't like about him is that he fucks woman outside his marriage, but thats his business

>>91698884
Nah, he was always fat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cut-t3FkMY

Just... less fat. I think he maybe ate his feelings of disappointment with how Jersey Girl got hit by Gigli blowback and stymied his move away from the View Askewniverse.
Also, getting a reasonably hot wife and a lot of money probably made him even more complacent.

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>>91699470
>he fucks woman outside his marriage
>mfw

That JLaw thing was bullshit, he clearly doesn't like her and she talks shit about Hawaii (Pratt lived in Hawaii before he was an actor)
Pratt really loves Anna, there is no way he'd cheat on her

>>91679564
He also completely gave up sugar and milk

>>91696516
Principles don't make money, and to be frank he's not that great of a director. He's great for shooting TV, but his shot compositions have no imagination in his movies

>>91690012
Edumacation is pretty great. Haven't done I Sell Comics either

I'm surprised I don't see Kevin Smith threads on here more often. Oh well.

>>91698983
Kek

>>91699470
>only thing I don't like about him is that he fucks woman outside his marriage

In this day and age...it's something admirable

Why the fuck does he wear such loose fitting clothing? It reminds me of the way Larry from the Three Stooges dressed.

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>mfw I haven't liked a Smith film in years but I still find him an interesting person

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>>91700932
>mfw I haven't liked a Smith film in years but I still find him an interesting person
>SU pic

Welp...