Anyone remember that Steven is a millionaire?

Not just that, but also a person sitting on 5000 years worth of advanced alien technologies.

>>91669307
Technically his dad is a millionaire ... Yet still lives in a van.

I mean upgrade to an RV at least.

>>91669307
They should have left the exact number a mystery so we could infer that most of it got blown on the hotel/boat rental. 10m is way too fucking much too return to status quo.

>>91669358
Why would they need to return to the status quo?
Why is hard for you to believe that Greg just doesn't feel the need flip his lifestyle upside down?

>>91669601
because there's no reason for him to not at least buy a place that has a bed. instead of living in his van.

shit he could just add a second story to his car wash and still have over 9m left.

>>91669601
I mean, it would at least stand to reason that he would improve Stevens shack.

>>91669870
it could be savings for if it gets destroyed or something

>>91669307
the money is put aside for the convenient time that he needs the money to either revitalize Beach City to appease Mayor Dewey, or to add additional rooms to the beach house when Lapis, Peridot and others move in.

>>91669886
Yeah but didn't he build it himself to begin with? Obviously he had he resources beforehand. Maybe they could have had Greg renovate the house so Lapis and Peridot could have lived there? It's way better than having them fuck off to the bland ass barn.

>>91669601
>defending shitty writing
This is why people hate you, SUfags

>>91670158
We don't have a lot to hold onto at this point
The recent dip in quality is exposing the cancer of our fandom, which admittedly is most of it
Personally, I blame Tumblr for making most of us unbearable children, but I digress

Steven Universe is badly written.

>>91670210
>, I blame Tumblr for making most of us unbearable children,
kill yourself for blaming your actions on pictures of porn and practically anonymous messages from people who mean nothing to you

>>91669775
Except that he wants to live in his van

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>>91670271
>Except that he wants to live in his van
this is homeless people logic.

>>91670324
delusion

>>91670158
>it's shitty writing because it triggers me that cartoon characters don't make ((rational)) decisions
Nobody likes an autist either, anon

>>91669870
It's a beachside house with a loft. Apart from adding another floor or wing for whatever reason, how can you possibly upgrade a property that is likely worth a fuckton in of itself?

>>91669307
Yeah, and how no one noticed the 5000 year old fucking alien tech?

>>91670675
Someone did. There was a whole episode about it.

>>91670653
Make it so it has a door that's not constantly getting fucked up?

>>91670798
That's not going to do anything other than make it more costly to replace the door when it gets fucked up. Remember what show this is.

>>91669307
And a tiger, yeah

He kinda sank a yacht, you know

>>91670235
Delet this

>>91672434
a 10mil dollar yacht? gregs pissboat didnt even have a pool

>>91673463
Well, yachts are pretty expensive in general

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What the fuck does money mean to a group of people who could literary take anything they wanted if they tried?