ITT: "That happened"

>that time Grandpa Phil pulled a wedgie on Hitler

>>91652697
No, it's just fiction just like certain genocides.

>>91653376
Like White Genocide.

Hitler did nothing wrong
Right?

>>91652697
When was it decided that you literally can't even show Hitler in a children's tv show?

>>91653376
Get out of here Cenk

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>>91652697
>sad face on his armband

>>91652697
>That time Hitler beat Captain Planet just by glaring at him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2j1LJHHX-4

>>91652697
No it didn't happen

It was Gerbels

>>91653376
The whites ones right?

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>>91652697

They say WW2, say its full name, but showing the swastika is crossing the line? I never get that

That said, the sad face band is really funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1FLRlVnHJQ

>>91653894
>They say WW2, say its full name, but showing the swastika is crossing the line? I never get that
Nazi iconography is outright banned in Germany. Same reason why Hydra appears in Avengers EMH and the MCU, but not actual Nazis.

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>>91653921
.... I never knew this existed

>>91653894
It's probably so they wouldn't have to censor it when airing in Germany

>>91653376
The white one, yer

>>91653562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

>>91653894
It's because Europeans are dickless pussies who get triggered if they see a swastika.

>>91653376
Fucking lying Armenians.

>>91654147
That might be because half the continent was conquered and brutalized by said symbol-wearers.

>>91653588
I think that was actually Fu Manchu pretending to be Hitler.

>>91653376
>/pol/ praises Hitler for the Holocaust
>/pol/ says the Holocaust didn't happen

>>91653921
Does this make Hank Hill canon in the marvel universe?

>>91654207
>posting on a board means you have one opinion
Were you trying to accomplish something with this?

>>91654164
Walk it off.

>>91653376
Obvious B8

>>91654248
I think his point is that we shouldn't trust anything /pol/ says.

>>91654265
People in America get offended by a flag from the 1800's

>>91653894
they had to edit the manji out of several anime/japanese media released in the US because of its similarity to the swastika.

this shouldn't come as a surprise

Is Hitler the epitome of evil like normies and the Jew media hold him up on a pike as, the generous and loving hero who wanted to just save the white race like /pol/ portray him as, or just another generic dictator who was a pretty shitty person?

>>91654126
Skulls have been used by almost every military in and on Earth. It's used by some to basically mean 'dead men walking' or that they are badasses and to avoid them.

>>91655073
Only around 50% at most do, the other 50% like it.

>>91656263
>End of story of the simpsons ancestors goes something like:
>"That explains why I love jazz so much!"
>"That explains why I'm so groovy!"
>"Le grandpa why are you so racist? Le intelligent Lisa sarcasm"
But still the episode was kind of boring nontheless. The simpsons should have ended like 20 years ago.

>>91652697
>That episode of As Told by Ginger where everyone thought Ginger was suicidal

>>91653376
Yeah, the white one is bullshit.

>>91653921
>Galaxy Whide

Many keks.

>>91656228
He was mostly interested in making Germans the strongest people in the world and leader among Europeans along with breaking up the Allied nations that defeated Germany in WWI. The idea that he wanted to unite all white people is a fiction- notably European /pol/acks who are natsoc are generally hostile to Americans because they recognize this.

Never trust a mainland European.

>>91656429
>groovy

Bart actually said cool. I remember that because it made me realize that there's actually a subset of liberals who cringily view themselves (or rather white people in general) as being inherently nerdy and blacks as innately trendy.

>>91656646
>Never trust a mainland European.
KEK
this is basically a huge anglo-saxon bullshit with your skinhead memes, nothing to do with other europeans.

>>91653376
Yeah, Armenian genocide is such a joke I have no idea why anyone still believes in it.

>>91653376
Holodomor is a lie, yeah.

>>91656822
Anglos are hostile to Americans in a faggy passing the blame kind of way

German nationalists on /pol/ are hostile in a "this guy would try to nuke us if he was Chancellor" kind of way.

>>91653497
>>91653852
>>91654085
>>91656526

Why is /co/ so full of blue pilled liberals who want to kill all the white people?

>>91656874
I'm refering to what you said about europeans inventing "Hitler wanted to unite all white people" meme.
it's a fucking anglos invention, and very often used by americans (which are anglos too, you moron).

everytimes the eternal anglos can't admit his own sillyness.

>>91656919
Hitler was a jew who faked the holocaust in order to destroy europe and return the holyland to the jews

>>91656909
maybe because they are not white?

>>91653376
Damn you're good.

>>91656909
What did he mean by this?

>>91656909
Because you guys are really annoying. But then again so is everyone else. Maybe we should arrange some kind of suicide pact for the whole world.

>>91656951
No he was butthurt that germany loses WW1 and hated commies for what they did in Bavaria and associted them with jews because a lot of commies leaders were jewish.
but Hitler in fact was actually a variation of communism, just self-centered on germany.

>>91656997
>suicide pact
>not going out of your way to purposely destroy the world cause you know you can't stop the white genocide but this way the jews can only rule over ashes

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>>91654207
>its a /pol/ praises vikings for being awesome testosterone pumped warriors and brutes who didn't take bullshit from anybody
>then /pol/ wishes for the mass extinction of blacks for being "savages" calling them disgusting scum

>its a /pol/ whines about how jews have ruined the world for the 100304th time and everything is a jewish lie
>then /pol/ believes that hard core Christianity/Roman culture is the chemo to the worlds problems

>its a /pol/ disowns and holds all "coal burners" in contempt calling them "race-traitors"
>then /pol/ constantly brags/fantasizes about wanting to breed women of other races especially Asians

>its a /pol/ belittles ancestry and history of other races with WE WUZ posting
>then claims that Europeans and whites are practically responsible for all modern civilization


/pol/

not even once

>>91656684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L104LViQeIw

>>91656909
Because it's a mixture of liberals and Muslims.

Is staying in this place for so long making us crazier?

>>91656293
How many kids have Googled Moon Man and gotten some interesting videos to pop up?

>>91656997
>>91657027
you know guys, actually the leftists jews who hate white people are often self-hating jews themselves, it's part of the modern leftism mental disease, when this people are in Israel, they start to defend arabian people and hate everything related to judaistic traditions.

concerning the "white genocide" well technically it's more a demographic problem, actually most people don't race-mixes a lot, the problem is some shitty foreigners diasporas make more childrens for welfare and whites are divided between them, and the left need immigrants to divide and get votes.

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>>91656427

>the other 50% like it
>confederaboos actually believe this

>>91657166
either way, if the world doesn't belong to the whites it might as well burn. That is why I purposely cause as much global warming as I can

>>91653921
Is this a /Co/Co/ reference

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>>91657245

You might actually be the biggest edgelord I've seen on this board.

>>91656919
White was invented by the Spaniards (blanco) in their casta system to define themselves in contrast to the dark skinned people of the Americas.

>>91657245
> if the world doesn't belong to the whites it might as well burn
I don't want to play the marxist but "white people" is just a meme, like "black people" or "asian people" or more worse "hispanic people"
you are probably wanting the reign of the eternal anglo again.

concerning new world, there are no such things as "black people" but just a bunch of mongrels made by various west africans ethnics, bantus, irish, portuguese, slave master's cum and cherokee or some other indian tribe.

and "hispanic" is basically a meme word for mexican mestizo and mulatto puerto rican because they have brown skin and speak spanish, and americans don't know how to do a correct census.

>>91657352
I lost track of /co/co., is surfer mentioned at all?

>>91657422
Yes but Anglos take this for them, to say only them are "white" and everything else is not.

>>91657065
>it's a black guy gets rustled by memes and tries to countermeme episode

>>91657078
Why is Apu watching Homer watch shitty comedy?

>>91657224
There are 70 million whites in the South and rural white people in general identify with the flag as do edgy suburban white people. There are also minorities who view nothing wrong with it or actively use it as their banner because they hate blacks, as well as blacks who like it because "we southern 2".

Your little middle class urban neighborhood is not the whole 290 million citizens and 325 million residents of the United States.

>>91657389
>being this big of a cuck

>>91657435
Doesn't matter. Might as well burn the whole thing down.

>>91656909
Because alt-right fags are just as easy to piss off as their leftist counterparts.

>>91657535

Whoooole lotta assumptions there with nothing to back them up.

>>91657535
>as do edgy suburban white people
Why are you taking dumb idiots who misappropriate symbols as "people who are okay with it"?

>Another thread ruined

Jesus fucking christ /co/ can you learn not to take the bait already?

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>>91657591

Boy, you sure did prove me wrong

>>91656228
He started out with some great acts of German Nationalism that are pretty admirable. Too bad he pulled a Stalin before it was cool and had a bunch of undesireables killed. There have been worse dictators, but none so famous. Making your villain LITERALLY Hitler is a good idea if you're subtle about it.

>>91656311
The joke is that they're genera savvy Nazis.

>>91656427
Meh, most people just think it's kind of tacky. Flying any flag on your lawn is kind of silly, but flying a confederate flag is kind of like wearing a Maple Leafs Jersy in a universe where hocky is illegal.

>>91656909
Because they're too busy trying to be politically relevant that their comics suck, maybe a good old race war will shake things up.

>>91657893
>is kind of like wearing a Maple Leafs Jersy at any time

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>>91653376
>all these replies taking this obvious joke seriously
Never try to banter, /co/, jesus christ.

Have you ever stopped to consider that most people are just terrible?

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Well it's time for another lesson of history who really make you think.

>>91656228
He was a sad little man who blamed everything on other people. He built a system that rewarded hatred, which led to some of the most abominable acts in the last thousand years. Some people think he was good at running an economy, when really, all he did was get a country ready for a war, which will jump-start any economy.

>>91658236
Actually the communists had exactly hateful as him.
they tried to make soviet revolution on germany just after the war and controlled Bavarian during the first half of 1919 to finally be defeated by freikorps.
and the Treaty of Versailles was unfair as fucks.

He became really shit when he started to chimping out during war.

>>91658352
I avoided specifics for a reason, but yes, a lot of people were part of the cockbag parade in Europe in the 1910s and 20s. Most of them didn't have ten million (the conservative estimate of total victims, including Jews, Roma, Poles, dissidents, political enemies, gays, and the disabled) people murdered, however.

>>91658144

There's like 2 people taking it seriously, the rest are playing along/counter bantz.

>>91656863
Duranty pls

>>91657744
Well too be fair Hitler couldn't feed any of his detainees cuz Allies bombed their railroads. Stalin couldn't feed is boys cuz of shit fiscal policy.

>>91658236
So nationalizing your banks is equivalent to prepping for war? Well I guess if you're crossing jews it is.

>>91659356
More like ramping up production of boats, tanks, and arms via government contracts and enlarging the military, all of which was facilitated by the nationalization of various formerly private sectors, including banks, but also companies owned by "undesirables", such as textile plants for uniforms.

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>>91656228
I'd say he was just another Napoleon, or a failed Nobunaga.

He tried to unite all of Europe into one supercountry like Japan, China, and afterward, America managed to do. The only problem is - the only way to unite all countries under one flag is by force. There's no way any country, with countless generations of individual history, give way to one melting pot superpower by negotiation.

The REAL question is: Would all of Europe united under one flag be more beneficial, or less beneficial, to the populations of Europe overall?

>>91657422
th portuguese did it first but anyway, this

>>91656909

Why does /pol/ have so many people that can't handle fun ?

I swear they're like barneyfag but instead of it being one sperg it's thousands of spergs collectively spegering out all at once

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>>91656909
It's the only way to be sure that all pussies will be eliminated

>>91653376
The holocaust probably happened, but sure as hell it didn't kill 6 millions.

Fuck you /pol/ and fuck you tumblr.

>>91660282
I hope you're joking and aren't actually retarded

>>91660282
You're right, the total death toll was closer to 10 million.

>>91656186
They're the exact same thing, you mong. Manji is just the Japanese word for swastika.

>>91660499
I think they're referring to the counter-clockwise one that comes up in some far-eastern art.