Please scanbro...

>>91640671
when was the last time scanbro actually did a storytime? I remember Hickman's New Avengers being the last one.

>>91640680
Doesn't he usually storytimes Marvel?

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>>91640671
dumping the preview

>>91640693
oh I think you're right. Well this thread might be a waste then. Damn.

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>>91640694

>>91640693
I am honestly surprised that Secret Empire hasn't leaked yet.

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>>91640717
Classic Thawne.

To summon scanbro you gotta have a first-born to sacrifice.

>>91640723
true. I'm not as hype for it as the button arc but I'm still looking forward to it.

also

>My name is Eobard Thawne, and I'm the pettiest man alive

>>91640723

Who cares about that shit?

>I'm a Nazi!
>We're all Nazis!
>Oh, now we're not

I just saved you a lot of time and money

>>91640693
>>91640701
he storytimed the finale to death of the family, dont know if hes done any other dc though

>>91640756

brb. Bashing my sons head in with his X-wing

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>>91640726
Best villain? Top 5 for sure in all of DC and Marvel.

>>91640758
>>91640767
thanks man
>>91640756
now what?

>>91640768

He's no Manta

>>91640793
>>91640768
both him and manta deserve a top 5

who else? Luthor, perhaps Sinestro?

>>91640768
Reverse-Flash, Doctor Doom, Black Manta, Lex Luthor, Joker, Darkseid, Ra's Al Ghul, Sinestro, Black Adam, Superboy-Prime are top 10 villains.

>>91640852

>Joker
>Ra's Al Ghul

fuck off casual. Take your batfaggotry elsewhere.

>>91640848
Lex Luthor, Black Manta, Sinestro, Reverse-Flash and Doctor Doom.

>>91640860
I knew somebody would scream casual as soon as I put those guys in. Fair enough I guess. I like them.

>>91640860
who's your top 5 then?

>>91640768
Not even the best Zoom.

>>91640946
Which one will be leaked first anons?

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>>91640759
That was four years ago

>>91640671
>>91640694
Scanbro is not going to leak this, he only leaks Marvel stuff because Marvel is currently shit and deserves to get leaked.

>>91640976
probably Secret Empire. More likely to leak early than Batman #21

>>91640976

Not the one that got deleted

>>91640999
will he leak secret empire? That's the only thing marvel has coming out that might be good. Everything is shit at the moment apart from ultimates.

>>91641031

Dont worry, anon. When ultimate's gets cancelled at #6 everything will be shit

>>91641053
but I'm sure it'll get relaunched. Ultimates3 #1 where nothing will ever be the same ever again

>>91640726
IT WAS ME, BRUCE!

>>91640768
Wow, what a dick. I hope Bruce has an anti-shredded paper spray.

>>91640694
>>91640717
>>91640726
>>91640768
It's almost disturbing how creatively bankrupt a world with so many concepts can become simply due to an obsession with recycling the most profitable and popular ones.

It's a bit like watching someone give immaculate birth to a fully grown copy of themselves, only for one or the other to begin eating the other. You're never quite sure which is cannibalizing which, or why, and after a while you realize it doesn't matter.

>>91641655
go to bed stan

>>91640671
You can't wait at least one day? What is it with people wanting everything spoiled. You'd think people would want to be surprised when they read a story

>>91641681
Your post is funny because the "house of ideas" is notorious for recycling plots but your brand loyalty faggotry makes it so you go "nu-huh, it's totally okay when my favorite brand does it"

>>91641716
no

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>>91641681
I was actually pondering whether the irony was lost on you assuming Marvel was somehow exempt of the ridicule, but I gather much of what passes for an education was lost on you, so any thought on your thought proces is probably an exercise in insanity.

>>91641716
>What is it with people wanting everything spoiled.
It's not really being spoiled if you get someone to leak the actual story to you. Might as well say you don't want to see a movie ever because it would spoil the ending for you.

>>91641753
It's literally a day away and you can't wait for that amount of time?

>>91641764
>proces
retard

>>91641779
Jesus are you retarded or something? I want it now

>>91641764
>proces
that must be so embarrassing for you. Holy shit.

>>91641801
You're pretty impatient if you ask me anon.

>>91641764
>proces
Jesus Christ. I shudder to think of the education you received.

>>91640671
Bleedingcool will probably leak this within the next twelve hours from "someone else", so friendly reminder to archive that shit.

>>91641810
Well, the theater that is the comics and cartoon imageboard is the crux of life.

>>91641815
Yes I am extremely impatient obviously otherwise I wouldn't be asking for it to be leaked early. Thanks for pointing that out buddy

>>91640767
He'll storytime Maul #3 or something now.

>>91641764
>proces
after criticizing another anon on the education they received. Sad.

>>91641841
My pleasure (:

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>>91641764
>proces

>>91640671
IT'S HERE!!!
>>91641942

>>91642011
That is clearly a fake.

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>>91641764
>proces
>that entire mess of 2smart4u

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>>91641655
>all this fedoring tipping nonsense in a Japanese image board

>>91642011
Nice b8 m8

>>91641764
>proces
How will he recover?

>>91641764
>tfw to smart too proces thoughts

>>91641764
> proces

eat shit

>>91641764
>proces
Damn and you were doing so well too.

>>91640671
I haven't been doing as much as I haven't been able to get comics early as often anymore. I have posted spoilers here and there (without the trip), but I think the last time I storytimed anything was Champions #2? I summarized America #1 recently.

I did post spoilers about the FCBD Secret Empire book but nobody noticed in that thread.

>>91642356
repeat the spoilers

>>91642367
It has a big fight with the "good guys" vs. Hydra. Also shows Riri & Tony fighting back-to-back. The heroes see Hydra Cap arrive with the baddies. He says they're not there to hurt anyone, they just want to make the world better. Where they failed, Hydra will succeed.

So they attack Cap. Femthor is shown dropping her hammer. The heroes get routed quickly, last page is Hydra Cap picking up Thor's hammer off the ground.

>>91642426
I should clarify, she drops the hammer and seems perplexed why it slipped out of her grasp.

>>91642426
>picking up Thor's hammer
>perplexed why it slipped out
This really doesn't mean anything anymore so I don't really care

>>91642426
>So they attack Cap. Femthor is shown dropping her hammer. The heroes get routed quickly, last page is Hydra Cap picking up Thor's hammer off the ground.
oh SNAP KEK

>>91642426
Boy, this event sounds like it's liable to piss everyone off.

I bet it will sell like hot cakes.

>>91641764
>proces
What did he mean by this?

>>91642426
So which villains is he arriving with?

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>>91642677
These guys.

I've always wondered if that blood smear on the button is actual blood or part of the decal because kinda stupid for a drop of blood to stay red for that long.

>>91642730
Do you like tendies scanbro?

>>91642730
>Avengers getting rekt by that villain roster

Lmao. Is the scene if Steve sitting on his Hydra throne talking to Zemo in the FCBD issue? Is Bucky anywhere or is he mentioned at least?

>>91642730
Thanks for answering, bro. Do you know who Hydra Cap's Avengers roster consists of that got mentioned in the preview for SE#1?

>>91642784
I ran out of GBP years ago.

>>91642798
No scene like you are describing. Bucky is in one panel at the beginning, just posing with other heroes.

>>91642841
No I don't. The FCBD story is only ~8 pages. The other half of the book is for the new Peter Parker book.

>>91642773
have you ever fucking read watchmen?

>>91642963
Obviously he hasn't, calm down.

>>91640671
if scanbro were still alive, he would do the last She hulk ed
RIP scanbro

Scanbro should watermark his scans with a "fuck you rich" note on them

>>91642730
That's actually a pretty banging HYDRA roster. Now just throw in Baron Strucker

>>91643263
I only wish I was dead as I lay in bed crying myself to sleep every night.

>>91643352
Post she hulk and I will send you love through the internet

>>91641655
I got bored after the first couple words, try harder anon.

>>91643391
That comic isn't even out this week, what comic are you talking about?

>>91640860

>Doesn't list his fave but accuses others of being casuals because popular characters are included

How fucking insecure are you?

My fave villains for either Marvel or DC would be

>Black Manta
>Captain Cold
>Doctor DOOM
>Magneto
>Joker

Lex just misses out.

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>>91643518

>>91643537
And god had a big blue dong

>>91643537
Hyped!!

>>91643518
>>91643537
This is so fucking stupid.

>>91641655
*unzips katana*
Oh yeah?? Try saying that to my face!

>>91640768

How many times has that cylindrical glass case in the batcave been smashed already? It seems like it gets smashed every event.

>>91643537
Thx, mate.
Atleast you gave us something.

>>91643537
>Eobard doesn't know god is a cute doggie

lmao what a casual

>>91641764
>Claims to be smart
>proces

HAHAHAHAHAH

>>91641764
thot proces