(((those))) comics

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>>91640259
>He doesn't want the aliens to go home
What are you, some sort of xeno lover?

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Fucking Spice Girls logic

>>91640321
I want to fuck white Korra

>>91640321
>Zimmerman mode
OK I keked

>>91640282
>wears Spider-Man Tshirt
Wait she's younger than Peter?

>>91640282
Where is this from?

>>91640308
Wait, why is Crecy here.

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>>91640321
Give me a /pol/ edit.

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>reactionaries lashing out this much over losing the culture war

>>91640311
/d/ in a nutshell.

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>>91640261
I'm peace man, get ready to feel my peace through your thick skull.

>>91640272
What?

>>91640261
>UC Berkeley student body.jpg

>>91640375
The comic has no real sense of chronology. Most of the time it rolls with past fashions and stuff in flashbacks, but then you'll get pages like this where she's somehow several years younger than Pete, who is younger than 30, but still managed to fit in a PhD, SHIELD career, and superhero career.

>>91640386
Post-modern, presentism depiction of history full of incorrect information and pop culture folklore.

>>91640282
She should move to New York, they're giving that shit away.

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>>91640291
>that first panel
>dragging Supergirl into this vapid bullshit

I've literally never been triggered by this kind of thing before but FUCK

>>91640282
>Carol on her lunchbox

>>91640302
>Batgirl: well forgive me for not keeping a spreadsheet daughter of Krypton.

>>91640308
Oooo, there's some lovely filth over here.

>>91640350
>dude who hates gay posters
>a woman looking for black clothes
>get out of bed!
>(((mother)))
>a woman doing sport
>a man doing sport
>someone annoyed
>a dude with poorly scribbled hair
>a mechamuslim
>a tranny

Apart from the last one, what are those people complaining about?

10$ that the artist is fat. You can tell, because two of eight pictures are how sport sucks.

>>91640311
I'm sorry Andy... your just a faggot. Be proud.

>>91640321
What are they making fun of here?

>>91640282
But misser ze joke no work because ze little girl would not know how the man spider got his powers yes?

I is zo confuzed

>>91640497
>I detect her wild, unkempt scent

Damn, how smelly is her vagina to be detectable from such a distance?

>>91640321

Thats a lot of self-loathing the creator has.

>>91640522
White guys on the internet who always bitch about minorities in their media.

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>>91640321
>Son zone
jesus kek i've seen this comic a hundred times and that's the first time i noticed this

>>91640272
thicc

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>>91640321
To be fair, they make fun of everyone.
Also, why are we sympathizing with landwhale brony, dudebro, and fedora anyway?

>>91640555
The comparison is misleading though, as it implies a greater difference than reality.

>>91640600
No, the fact that it was brought up at all is in itself misleading because it implied some shift in the status quo to the right when in fact it's either stayed exactly the same or even nudged a bit to the left.

>>91640555
They're less religious. Not less conservative.

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>>91640261
This reads like a parody, holy shit

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>>91640261
Calling someone a faggot or a nigger is a no-no but beating them into a pulp because they don't share your views is. Ok.

>>91640625
It literally is, those are the bad guys.

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>>91640617
Whatever you want to call it that makes it easier for me to push my social liberal agenda, sure, whatever. They're less whatever-the-fuck-you-want.

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>>91640619

>>91640619
datfuk?

>>91640282
What's funny is home economics is populated by males and females. It's just a class about practical shit around your house. Cooking, sewing, etc. you know..to save money because you can't eat out all the time or buy new clothes when one gets a simple tear.

>>91640361
>receive compliments
>proceed to abuse someone on the street
I don't understand this chick.

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>>91640497
>Thundra wrapping her chain around you and claiming you for breeding

>>91640450
>>91640272
a lot of small boutique clothing stores are exactly like this.

Any place large enough to have a men's department would have clothes that fit her, however.

>>91640681
The comic is literally about explaining it, learn to read, retard.

>>91640461
...Any glaring inaccuracies in particular?

And what does any of that have to do with the (((Keebler Elves)))?

>>91640627
it's a parody of people who think that, my dude.

>>91640708
Calm down, babe.
I know it's impossible for females to feel joy, but you don't have to be so mad all the time.

>>91640261
>>91640625
>>91640627
These are the bad guys, you're not supposed to agree with them, Nice Spencer actually hates SJWs.
But of course, idiots on /pol/ and /co/ took it seriously.

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>>91640721
>Be a retard
>Get called a retard
>okay but you're a female
Wow hot comeback.

>>91640291
>And take over, do it his way and take all the credit
This is actually the part that bothers me the most.
So Supergirl knows that with Batman's help she could help her friend a lot easier, but she won't ask because she wants to take all the credit?

>>91640637
So I can identify John Oliver, Joe Rogan, Alex, Jones, and PewDiePie, but I don't know who the guy in front of the union jack or the girl in the last panel are.

>>91640730
What did you expect?
I get that the comic explained that she's incredibly paranoid and abuses people on the street for being nice, I just don't really understand that mindset.

Since you got pissy, I could only assume that you're an angry vagina.
Thanks for proving me right.

>>91640750
>What did you expect?
That you stop being retarded but I guess that's expecting too much, sorry for pressuring you like that bro.

>>91640741
What comics this from? Iron heart?

>>91640497
This is perfectly in-character for Thundra though, she's been like this since the 70s.

>>91640760
How does not understanding the mindset of a paranoid, possibly schizophrenic mental patient being retarded?
I don't understand you, either.

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We've had our fun with left-wing comics, can we post absurd right-wing comics now?

>>91640361

How do people who hate being hit on find dates then?

>>91640681
I'm usually one to criticize the many non-issues that popular feminists whine about, but tbqh I do find people flirting with me discomforting, though I think it stems from being made fun of in school and not some patriarchy bullshit

>>91640780
How many levels of subtlety do you have to shit on to name your character Reagan

>>91640790
Probably because you're privileged enough to have it happen to you more than once a decade, too.

>>91640619
This type of segment was done before with Sam Wilson becoming Captain America. Everytime this kind of "look at all the controversy that my writing-I mean this character caused" segment shows up it betrays the ego of the author, presupposing that whatever they've written WILL make ripples before it's even hit shelves. Nobody cared about SamCap, nobody cared about Fathom.

>>91640391
I love this, its like if you viewed the comic with a pair of those They Live glasses

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>>91640761
No, but this is

>>91640782
They just wait until someone hits on them that they think is hot, then they don't hate getting hit on.

>>91640741
Random black girl melanin twitter
Tyt.
Chris ray gun
Shoe on head

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>>91640808
You have no idea

>>91640619
Fathom is still a thing?

>>91640452
>>91640625
>>91640722
It's a parody, but it doesn't matter because right after Nick "the cuck" Spencer validates them by saying their message was good but they went about it wrong.

The message is shit too Spence, kill yourself my man.

>>91640619
>>91640637
>shitting on all the talking heads, regardless of their place on the political spectrum

I actually like this

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>>91640780
The thread started with meme brackets, anon, I doubt you're in the right company.

>>91640291
>attractive blonde-haired, blue-eyed white girl comparing herself to Juan the berry picker

>>91640780
> americans call any left-wing policy they don't agree with "communism", Shillary included
I wonder how butthurt unironic american communists must be.

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>>91640361
Fuck this, I used to get complimented on my looks a lot as a guy. Shit feels great.

If you're getting pissy as a girl, and the compliments aren't racey, then you can fuck right off. It's not hard to just say, look I appreciate the compliment, but I'm not interested. I did it all the time to gay folks, you can do it too.

>>91640846
About as angry as the real neo nazis I assume

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It's hilarious watching Marvel crash and burn trying to sell their comics to an audience that isn't interested in SJW propaganda.

>>91640760
You're a fucking retard mate, getting complimented is a good thing unless it's backhanded or skeevy. And no, the guy being ugly doesn't make it skeevy, it's called being polite and letting them down gently, if they're an asshole then you fire it up.

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>>91640809
These feminists/SJW would honestly worship the ground I stand on given my background/race/etc. Anyway, I should clarify that I've never truly been flirted with, or maybe I have and I didn't notice. You know that thing that guys (and girls, if you're a guy) do where they call you out like "Ayyyy my friend LIKES youuuu!" and they start laughing and shit? It really did scare me for some reason, and the fact that variations of it happened to me up to senior year didn't help. It's probably a big factor as to why the idea of someone flirting with me makes me uncomfortable, I don't know, it's weird

/end blog

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Reminder that Hudlin genuinely expected you to root for the Wakandans.

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>>91640899

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>>91640446
based will laren

>>91640816
Are they deliberately writing that character to be an unlikable bitch? Because it's working.

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>>91640911
Saying that Wakanda doesn't share the cure to cancer because the west won't criminalize selling cigarettes so clearly they don't care about their health was pretty fucking stupid.
And how the fuck could you turn the cure to cancer into an effective weapon? Nobody say Deadpool.

>>91640846
The CPUSA is an actual joke in the American left with zero credibility, their job is basically to endorse mainstream democrats every 4 years, down to endorsing Hillary over Bernie Sanders on the "electability" meme.

In general, since there's no cohesive left in the US after being shut out by both Dems and the GOP, the DSA forms a huge tent housing leftcoms, market socialists, every shade of anarchism other than ancap, basically anything left of the Dems that isn't tankie-ism.

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>>91640808
Sean Hannity and G. Gordon Liddy are future freedom fighters powered with NANOMACHINES SON. There is no subtlety.

>>91640933
>And how the fuck could you turn the cure to cancer into an effective weapon?
Turn people into dinosaurs

>>91640816
>muh Oscar gender segregation
Yes, let's have just 1 best acting category so that women whine every time a dude wins. Reminds me of a rant I read where some woman was arguing that actresses get paid less because they're not called "actors".

Also mixed sports, women don't get to hold records or pretend they're top athletes anymore.

>>91640332
Post the reverse edit.

>>91640899
>not wanting to share your pharmaceutic patents
>is supposedly to be bad

You showed your cards too early, commienazijewsandnigger bastard.

>>91641016
It's not even about sharing, they refuse to even SELL IT and make a huge profit. They hate the West more than they love money.

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>>91640854
Oh Tintin, your dreams are so cooky.

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>>91640816
Haha whoooooa so sassy!

>The copy-pasted 3rd and 5th panels

>>91640282
>wage gap myth
>cooking is sexist!
>apparently EVERY SINGLE HERO IS A MAN

Faith is a really terrible comic

>>91641032
>They hate the West more than they love money.
It's more that they hate everyone who isn't Wakandan more than they love money.

>>91640933
>And how the fuck could you turn the cure to cancer into an effective weapon? Nobody say Deadpool.

Happened at least three times
>Deadpool
>some poison derived from the methodes used to make him
>that guy who turned himself and people into dinosaurs with what's effectively a cure for cancer

>>91640974
>>91641047
I want to hear this line spoken on the big screen one day.

>>91641044
It's from Mockingbird.

>>91640332
Post the Man-Whor

>>91641047
The west already has biological and nuclear weapons though, so there wouldn't really be a point unless the cure to cancer is somehow deadlier.

>>91640291
this whole issue was a disaster

>I helped Batman write the security system code! I can h@x it easy!

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>>91641062
Science is magic, so you could probably use the cure to kickstart a new Cancerverse in the seedbed that already exists in any 'verse tha got capes.

>>91640898
That's usually more to get a reaction out of their friends than you, and not always even true, though it's worth bringing up later if you have any interest in the friend they're referring to.

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>>91640810
I think in this case she just wanted to make silly caricatures.

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>>91640911
>nyeh white devil is so uncultured and without spiritualism
>HOW DARE YOU NOT ADDRESS ME BY MY NAME LIKE A HUMAN BEING

Wakanda is a fucking monarchy for christ sakes, they can't ever mouth off

>>91640337
did he just redpill there?

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>>91640877
Funny how nobody ever says anything about this page

>>91641103
Nah, it was always some guys I never knew. Thing is they usually targeted the more "homely" girls, I guess. Maybe this why a lot of other girls don't like catcalling? I mean at least with catcalling it's done because there's an initial attraction to begin with.

>>91641058
No I'm pretty sure thats the start of the fat fuck story

>>91641134
What the fuck are you talking about, you don't talk to a king with his first name, that's just common sense.

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>>91640361

I like how the female could very easily say she's not interested or casually shoot the guy down. But she's incapable of talking to men so she allows them to say whatever they want without putting up a fight. I've talked to women who are bothered by guys talking to them and trying to hit on them. I always ask them why they don't tell the guy they're not interested. They never really do.

Just yesterday I watched a coworker just fake listening to a guy that was trying to talk to her. He wasn't even really trying to hit on her, just having a conversation he thought she was interested in sharing. She typed on the computer "help me" and I had to pretend I was sending her to break. And that's not even the first time she allows that to happen.

I swear most of these wouldn't be a problem if the woman was more open about how she's not into a guy.

>>91640681

Because asking someone to smile is oppressive and therefore that person deserves an emotional outburst.

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>>91640741
girl is comicbookgirl19, she reviews stuff on youtube

>>91641125
It's funny because this is just telling Marvel to actually make up new characters instead of just rewriting the old ones to try and cash in on name-brand recognition because they're a bunch of lazy corporatist cunts who are trying to make a quick dollar with "That new thing all those kids are into like the hiphops and "processing causes" or whatever these fuckers will buy"

And that's entirely the fucking truth. I have never seen a medium as imaginatively bankrupt as comics, and Marvel is the least imaginative company by far.

>>91641125
Jeez, I think I prefer the villain here.

>>91640894
>You're a fucking retard mate, getting complimented is a good thing unless it's backhanded or skeevy.
And the comic is based on the fact that there's a lot of skeevy mates out there so some paranoia is warranted especially when it can lose you your job. Why is this difficult for you to understand?

>>91641180
That explains the complete lack of sophistication, culture and manners.

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I don't know if this counts, but there was this page where this Saudi Arabian hero/soldier tells this Jewish female hero something about 'fullfilling duties as a mother' and she flips out on him and gets pissy about Saudi arabia supporting Palestine and how a terrorist killed her son. While the Saudi Arabian hero/soldier was on a mission together to find terrorists

I remember the whole thing being stupid when actually read

>>91641217
So then how the fuck do you explain Chavs?

>>91641206
Do you actually see any of them being skeevy?
The answer is actually no.
She's just paranoid and a whining bitch.

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>>91640862
Someone once put it this way. It's a lot less common if a guy receives a compliment, hence why it feels a lot better for them. If it's another guy giving it, to boot, it's considered to be somewhat "gay". If a girl compliments a guy, on the other hand, he may start to wonder if this is going anywhere, or if there's some underlying affection. This makes things awkward for both if the compliment wasn't intended to be that way, so women rarely compliment men, creating something of a vicious cycle.

Women, on the other hand, are expected to be given attention, hence why it is awkward for them if that attention is unwarranted.

The man-woman affection dynamic is built up to be one-way and, intentionally or not, we tend to play into that.

>>91641171
I guess they're afraid of retribution or something. I've seen your argument before but never with a solid or sensible response by a woman, it's always with some horror story like "oh here's a case where a man shot and killed a woman when she rejected him." And don't get me wrong, these things do happen and they are tragic, but surely these women understand that not every male is going to go to such insane lengths to get somebody's number.

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>>91641151
Well you're still wrong. Why would Faith use exclusively Marvel characters anyway?

>>91641180
Oh is that why your country is led by a reality TV star who uses his phone more than a teenage girl.

>>91640899
>>91640911
So T'Chaka went to an important meeting in a foreign country under false pretenses just so he could say "fuck you, Wakanda rules, the West drools" to a bunch of rich white guys in person?

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>>91640555
>a politician made promises that he either didn't commit to or actually went against

People that voted for Trump said they didn't like how they were treated like retards and yet they manage to continue to prove how stupid they are. Welcome to politics, where it's just different flavors of the same shit.

>>91641235
>but surely these women understand that not every male is going to go to such insane lengths to get somebody's number.
Therein lies the problem.
Due to fear-mongering by certain parties, a lot of them do not understand that.
A significant portion of chicks earnestly believe every dude is a violent rapist barely kept at bay.

>>91640321

Nah, that is legit funny as hell.

>>91641243
Wouldn't you?

>>91641256
>where it's just different flavors of the same shit.
Hey now, some flavors are objectively shittier than others.

>>91641243
Yeah, I mean I'd do that shit to just to remind them whose boss. But honestly what could they possibly offer wakanda? The place has everything!

>>91640840
>shitting on all the talking head
>John Oliver just do standard late night show jokes
Wat

>>91641217
>>91641242
>being proud of bowing and scraping to someone for no reason other than their birth

eurocucks pls

>>91641242
At least we could choose him. If he can get elected, anyone can.

>>91640741
guy infront of the union jack is paul joseph watsen

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>>91640321
I don't quite get how the brony is related to "white defence"?

>>91640666
Ironically people getting mad at Home Economics being "sexist" got it removed from a lot of schools, so kids are growing up without knowing basic cooking and cleaning skills.

>>91641274
Don't put all Euros in the same basket.
That's where decapitated kings heads belong.

>>91641233
>Do you actually see any of them being skeevy?
Yeah, the beginning of the comic, where the guy takes every gesture as an indication of romantic interest.

Whatever I can already tell where this conversation is going, you're going to think that every indication romantic interest is good because you barely get any yourself and that the world is non-threatening and blah blah blah. I can't teach you not to be sheltered.

>>91641235
>but surely these women understand that not every male is going to go to such insane lengths to get somebody's number.
It's the fact that you never know which particular male stranger is like that so you have to be careful in general. It's like when you're a kid, yeah sure, maybe the guy telling you there's candy behind his van actually does, but unless you already know that, you don't go along with him.

>>91641239
Huh there you go

>>91640497

I found a new OTP.

>>91641283
Ever seen a nog ride a horse?

>>91641291
Bonjour.

>>91641283
Easy targets. Everyone you hate is either a nazi dudebro rapist or a virgin brony nerd.

>>91641277
I didn't choose him.

In fact I remember explicitly not choosing him.

But I guess I was from the Wrong State with Too Many People so my vote counted for less.

>>91641283
He's one caricature of a person who participates in those arguments.
The idea is that part of the people who hold these views are overweight sheltered manchildren who have neither the irl success of Alpha nor the euphoric access to data of Omega.

>>91641291
French fag pls leave, this is a Christian board

>>91641294
>getting raped

>>91641309
Californians pls go

>>91640933
>And how the fuck could you turn the cure to cancer into an effective weapon?

Have you seen the news about costs for medicine? Can you imagine the cure for caner and how much that would cost? Imagine denying access to it for any other reason?

And yes we would find a way to weaponize it as well.

I'm not saying Wakanda isn't led by isolationist douchebags but I can definitely see why they would think that way.

>>91641285
Is the lack of cooking and cleaning skills really that apparent these days? I remember sweeping the auditorium stage at my high school along with a friend, and she asked me for help with the broom, which I found surprising.

Also found this neat article about how they handle home ec in Japan and the reasons for its demise in the US
>http://www.attn.com/stories/13452/america-doesnt-teach-kids-life-skills-like-japan-does

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>>91640471
>Bannon called Kushner a cuck
>fall out off the good graces of the president

>>91640350

Because sexuality is 95% of everything.

>>91641298
Threadly reminder that it's more than reasonable to assume the alien with what appears to be a dick is a dude.
Most aliens in the Marvel Universe have either a dick or a vagina, even to the point of being able to breed with humans.

The rest are symbiotes.

>>91640842

>shitting on Jontron

I mean really, you can't win, sjw.

>>91641313
We're Christian, we just don't believe in God is all.

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>>91640261
>The Bombshells are here to teach you some tolerance

>>91641351
Go collaborate with the germans some more

>>91640381

Mockingbird.
It was 9 issues, if memory serves.
It wasn't as bad as that seems (no superhero comic should preoccupy itself with social issues since it benefits neither) but it wasn't great either.

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>>91640840

>>91641336
>Have you seen the news about costs for medicine? Can you imagine the cure for caner and how much that would cost? Imagine denying access to it for any other reason?
Except that the Wakandans are the ones that control the cure thus they would be able to set the prices.

>>91640337
>After all these years, Creel is still the realest villain

>>91640471
Not to mention that apparently Trump was getting upset at the whole "President Bannon" thing, and especially at that Time Magazine cover story on Bannon as well

>>91641339
I mean it's not just cooking and cleaning. Like that article says, it teaches you a bunch of practical skills. I learned how to use a checkbook, for instance. They also taught us how to do your taxes

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>>91640471
>“[Steve] recently vented to us about Jared being a ‘globalist’ and a ‘cuck’…He actually said ‘cuck,’ as in ‘cuckservative,’” the administration official told The Daily Beast.
Fucking Hell

>>91641369
I like how he didn't absorb any of her bullshit.

>>91641374
Yeah I should've clarified, I just used "cooking and cleaning" as a general term.

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>>91641362
We are doing our best already.

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Welp, time to move to based Britain

>>91640497

Entirely acceptable.

Now do the same scene but in reverse...

>>91640532

Trump stands for nothing at all. Except himself.

Unless that's what a 'neocon' is. I thought they were the mortal enemies of the Archaicbots.

>>91640596
>why are we sympathizing with landwhale brony, dudebro, and fedora anyway?

....To ask the question is to answer it.

>>91641235

I can understand the fear but you can just as likely be hit by a car. Does that mean you shouldn't walk on the sidewalk? Some women are just afraid of the worst case scenario to the point where they will get fairly benign attention and think of it as a negative and take on the burden and internalize it.

And that's not even talking about giving a guy a false sense of hope in actually getting to know a girl he thinks is interested in him. Sometimes us guys don't realize it. If a guy hits on a girl or starts talking to her, he's not some rapist or killer looking for his next victim, he's just a guy being sociable and trying to get a girlfriend.

>>91641364
>you can't find someone's behavior and personality obnoxious, even despicable, if you agree with their political outlook

Grade-A meme right there

>>91641402
You mean neo-Hong Kongistan?

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>>91640259
BEGONE XENO

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>>91641420

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>>91641363
>It wasn't as bad as that seems
Can we talk about tampons now? Because we really need to talk about tampons.

>>91641309
Oh cry more. I'm from Cali and it's worthless trying to vote Republican. Your probably vote 'counted for less' because it's a way to keep the dense city dwellers from screwing over the spread out rural's so that all citizens can be properly represented. And don't bring me that 'more people voted Hillary' crap, direct democracy is just tyranny of the majority and the gangrape of governance, which is why we have a representative democratic republic. It's not perfect but it's the best we got.

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>>91641299
This one probably wants to ride one and then some

Remember when Marvel back in the day dropped yugest redpill, but then backed out by "t-they are bad guys and wrong, okay?". In Deadpool Max Vol 1 #3.

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>>91641361
Perfect

>>91641452
>tfw too intelligent for barney

>>91641454
No, what happened?

>>91641367

There's still the whole "isolationist douchebags" detail. A lot of countries are like that and some have good reason to be afraid in opening things up for outside influences to seep in. If they give out the cure to cancer they would want to have an active hand in how it's handled across the world but that would include sending out people and even bringing outsiders in. And when you've sealed yourself off and killed off rival tribes for thousands of years, you tend to be against doing so.

I'm not saying it's a good stance but I can see why they wouldn't.

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>>91641442
>Dude fuck the electoral college lmao
>Let's just let the coastal cities decide everything instead

>>91640627
Antifa, man. They and the rest of the Left are nasty customers

>>91641442
You're confusing a different way of electing a representative in your democracy with direct democracy. Plenty of republics use popular vote in elections, that doesn't make them direct democracies.

Also semi-direct democracy does fine with checks and balances like in Switzerland.

>>91640923

Bendis, man. Bendis.

>>91640933

>DNA
>From ashes
>TÇhalla, the scientist

Hudlin is about as bad as Bendis.

>>91641217

Kings - renowned for their sophistication, culture and manners.

Unlike those boors, the Founding Fathers.

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>>91641134
>"Ayo, 'sup Lizzie, you old bag! How does it feel to still be relevant after all these years. Oh, wait..."
I'm sure you'd consider calling your boss "Goldstein" to his face a mere "attempt to break the ice, like a normal human being"

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>>91640282
>>91640261
Thank god for reality.

>>91641442
>Oh cry more. I'm from Cali and it's worthless trying to vote Republican.
Didn't you have Schwarzenegger as a fucking governer?

Why do you Republicans always vote for stupid Hollywood celebrities anyway?

>>91641239

Oh, ha-ha-ha, Tony Stark has a veneric disease! How funny!

And again: what if you put a female with a sex life there? How are we to interpret this other than as a petty swipe at penises?

>>91641274

Not proud. Oh dear no. Also, don't call Britbongs 'Euro-anything'. They put it to a vote and it turns out they don't like it.

>>91641385

>Creel absorbs bullshit
>Nobody wants to touch him now

Jokes aside, he once absorbed raw silk because.... I got nothin'.

>>91641509
>Arnold
>Stupid
Pick one and only one. He knew how to market himself

>>91641519
>And again: what if you put a female with a sex life there?
Then you make fun of how she slept with the Juggernaut for a decade.

>>91641402

That won't be easy. I understand they voted to make it more difficult for immigrants to get in.

But Britain is a beautiful island and the people are actually quite nice...

If you like living in Royston Vasey.

Did you know 'Royston Vasey' is actually the birth name of Roy Chubby Brown?

>>91641529
>I was easily impressed by some dumbass because I saw him on TV.
That's all "marketing" takes from the looks of things. The more you people vote for guys whose only known for being on a screen the more difficult it is to keep believing you actually care about the fucking country.

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>>91641442
>direct democracy is just tyranny of the majority and the gangrape of governance

Look at him, so good at repeating buzzphrases he doesn't understand.

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>>91640321
>>91640391
Maybe i'm biased because i'm a toku fan, but these three are legitimately adorable.

I'd love to read a comic about their adventures.

>>91641519
>How are we to interpret this other than as a petty swipe at penises?
A joke about a known womanizer's sex life?

Herc seems to be doing fine other than that elbow injury and he fucks around a lot too.
Maybe demigods are immune to VD though.

>>91641470
Boy, I sure remember when the Midwest was relevant to the country as a whole in any way.

>>91641561
It's because Herc pounds man-ass as well.

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>>91641578
Hey, do you like self-sufficiency? Because apparently you don't know where the US does it's fracking.

>>91640391
I didn't even realize the /fit/ guy was a manlet.
Heh.

>>91640816
>It's an antiquated and weird line in the sand
I'm mad

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>>91641470
>Trump won the vote in giant empty stretches of wasteland populated by three inbred rednecks and the goat they married

>Hillary won in places where people actually live

Yeah, seems pretty accurate.

>>91641591

Didn't that get recotnned?

>>91641591
Eh, it's still somewhat unclear whether he does or not.

>>91641546
Seems like the people who actually care about the country would have picked up on how to market themselves or paid for people to help them with that.
Not doing so just makes you look stupid if you can't pull through on your own merits.

>>91641470

>Clinton Archipelago looks like some tropical paradise
>Trumpland seems diseased, rotting

Was that deliberate?

>>91641492

>Philip meets T'challa
>The meeting lasts exactly 37 seconds and afterrwards, Wakanda and Great Britain are actually at war
>There are limits to even the Black Panther's patience

>>91641531

See, now, I don't get that. Juggernaut was trying to go straight around that time, he was much more morally grey and let's face it here, how many choice do either of them have in partners?
Marko can't even shrink down like she can.

Why did they give Jennifer shit for sleeping with him?

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>>91641599
This has got to be bait.

>>91641605
It was announced on social media that he does and announced on social media that he doesn't.
None of it was really canon as in happening in a book.

>>91641599
yep keep telling your self that lefty cuck ill be fucking your wife

>>91641599
Strange how President Trump still won, then.

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>>91641610
>Reddit spacing
>has no fucking clue what America is
Really makes you hmmmmmmmmm

>>91640619
>Chris Ray Gun
I like him and I still chuckled.

>>91641610
>Why did they give Jennifer shit for sleeping with him?
Because he's the Juggernaut, bitch

>>91641599
so if thats true how did obama win 2 terms if most of that states that voted trump are racist mmmmmm

>>91641599
There's so many cucks where I live, that robot would be pretty useful.
Do you know where do they sell it? How much does it cost?

>>91641610
>Why did they give Jennifer shit for sleeping with him?
He's a redhead.

>>91640877
Hey Marvel seems pretty woke

>>91641155
You do if you're the leader of another nation and you're fine with them calling you by your first name in return.

It's rude, yeah, but not "who gave you permission" rude.

>>91641631
>>Reddit spacing
That's a new one.

>>91641651
You have been here a week, haven't you?

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Can mods intervene with this thread? It's ceased to be a political comic thread and thus not /co/ related.

>>91641578
I know right? Fucking white trash bible thumping methheads just need to shut the fuck up and accept that other people are much smarter and 1000 times more qualified on decision making than them. They live in the middle of fucking nowhere, what they hell do they even know about the world?

>>91641658
I've been here 8 years and I've never heard of "Reddit spacing" or any 4chan approved spacing policy.

This is new autism to me.

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>>91641670

>>91641547

He's not 100% wrong. Imagine ruling by referendum. Disastrous.

>>91641561
>A joke about a known womanizer's sex life?

A joke which implies he is also dumb and irresponsible. I am too much of an Iron Fan to let that pass.

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>>91640506
>Mechamuslim
They are learning!

>>91640259
what ones?

>>91641667
Did you not expect this to happen?

>>91641631

I was ONLY looking at the maps themselves!!

And I have never even visited Reddit.

>>91641670

........It's awful to say, but how far from the truth is that?

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>>91641687
>I am too much of an Iron Fan to let [...] pass that they portrayed Tony as irresponsible enough to have unsafe sex once
Are you fucking serious here.

>>91641712

1985 will have to wait until after WWIII.

>>91640846
They are an absolute drag. 2/10
t. Someone who used to be a communist and socialized with communists

>>91641715
>I was ONLY looking at the maps!
You apparently don't know how to read fucking map keys then. They teach that in first fucking grade. Again, if you think the Midwest is like that you literally have no idea what America is.

>>91640282
I'm sorry, but how old is this girl? Like Mockingbird is implied to at least be the same age as Parker and Hawkeye, but apparently, she has Spider-Man T-shirt and knew Cyclops when he was in X-Factor?

>>91641721

Yes, completely.

I realize Marvel made a sport out of portraying him like that, but it's still bullshit.

Funny thing: he hasn't really had a partner since Fraction left. He hasn't been suggested to have sex, either. And of course he's out of the dating pool entirely at the moment.

>>91641738

Okay, run this by me again. I look at the maps as such and observe:

>Clinton Archipelago looks like some tropical paradise
>Trumpland seems diseased, rotting

Now... what the fuck does that have to do with how the Midwest is?

>>91641751
>When your parody isn't even an exaggeration of the reality, that will accordingly change how it's received.

> insert witty comment about Trump here

>>91641746
IM's alcoholism (which in itself shows his lack of self-restraint) was a thing decades before you were born.

It's really not that far out of character, especially for a sight joke in another character's book.

>>91641642
Capitalism wins again.

>>91641712
Ukraine called, they want their country back.

>>91641818
Not according to Ukrainians.

>>91641243
>T'Chaka took his time to remind racially, culturally, economically and genetically inferior creatures of their status and they didn't even thank him.

Fixed.

>>91641675
It's some bullshit that's been around a month or so.
If you're not in bait threads, you probably won't see it.

Nearest I can tell, it's either using paragraphs or putting a space after every sentence.

>>91640282
This whole thing is stupid.
> cosmic rays
>mutant of a mythological race
>super soldier serum
>A LITERAL GOD
>A mutant
Both cyclops and namor do have a genetic difference though; they do have the X-gene. And you know. Undersea dwelling humanoid. Actually, why would anyone look up to Namor? Guy is a douche who's attempted to take over the surface multiple times.

>>91641766
Dumbest post of the day

>>91640361
Hot girls have problems too! Just like you, except they're hot.

>>91641842
It's a space between each green text or each sentence, yes.

>>91641842

I think it's this (putting a space between post link and 1st sentence). Still not sure what that has to do with reddit.

>>91640282
How the fuck is Namor a good guy? He just wants to hate who walk on land and bone Susan Storm

>>91641844
Have you seen Marvel civilians?
You'd worship motherfucking Carnage as a second coming of Jesus Christ if you had to put up with them.

The comic is still garbage, though.

>>91641859
I assumed it was the later, thanks for clearing that up.
While I can only fathom a guess how it got its name, it pisses me off.
That's not how spacing shit works, Jesus Christ.

Same with putting spaces after the greater-than sign.
It's gotten increasingly common the last few months and it does my head in.

>>91641844
They're using the old version of the heroes to make a point about "muh sexist history", so Namor is just a jap-sapping hero and Human Torch is a robot.
They should have stopped short of 60s characters though, when you consider both Thor and Cyke had female teammates.

>>91641799

I wish that were true.

I was learning my ABCs when 'Demon in a bottle' happened.

Tony drinks when he's under stress. It's not a sign of weakness. Rather, him NOT drinking while he's an alcoholic shows strength of character.

>>91641781

I still have no idea what you're trying to say.

>>91641845

Let's go by that. Now, please explain why.

>>91640311
Goddammit. I really hate this panel just because the amount of mental gymnastics this person had to do just to justify this is absurd. Just the abuse of language alone is infuriating.

>>91641890
It's the correlation. Spacing in that style is often seen on reddit, redditors have been coming here for the past few months, spacing increasing in the past few months, Occam's razor.

>>91641901
>mental gymnastics
It's just genitalia not defining gender, that's pretty straightforward.

>>91641899
>Tony drinks when he's under stress. It's not a sign of weakness
That's exactly a sign of weakness.

Also people do dumb shit when they're drunk regardless of their strength of character when sober, like having unprotected sex with strangers.

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>>91641910
>it's just the things that define gender not defining gender, what's the issue?

>>91641486
>Hudlin is about as bad as Bendis.

Single-cell organisms don't reproduce in capeverses, unlimited energy is a reality, gravity does whatever the fuck it wants and there are no real estate companies in New York.

Nothing works like in our universe, so why wouldn't you be able to get DNA from ashes?

>>91641909
No, Occam's Razor is that people put spaces in their post because it makes them more readable. You're supposed to go for the simplest explanation.

>>91640435
Wouldn't be an issue if he didn't look like he was recoloured.

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>>91641931
It defines sex, not gender. How do you not already know this? Is English your first language?

>>91641909
>redditors have been coming here for the past few months
You mean the past decade, surely.

>>91641909
>redditors have been coming here for the past few months
It's been years, but this spacing is new.

>>91641938
Occam's Razor is when you don't have the facts.

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>>91641953
>sex and gender are different

>>91641967
Of course.

>>91641963
>Occam's Razor is when you don't have the facts.
... then you still go for the simplest explanation ie spaces are put for readability.

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really makes you think

>>91641844
also
>no iron man
>my teacher didn't like my lazer skull beam blaster cap so I gave up on my dreams forever and stopped inventing things

>>91640735
Shes saying the girl entrusted HER to help her out, not batman. If she can keep this quiet and get it done without his help she will. Obviously shed use him if she were desperate. Use some fucking context clues

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>>91641995
I'm inclined to give you a (You) if only because you went through the trouble of showing us something everyone already knows

well done

>>91641930

Tony doesn't drink.

When I say 'stress', I mean "the world is literally ending".

>>91641934
>Single-cell organisms don't reproduce in capeverses

Huh? That sounds specific...

>>91641963

Well, mate, I didn't come from Reddit. So that's negative data.

>>91641986
>being this tumblr
>>91641995
>REEE MUH STORMFRONT MUH /pol/ GET OUT
Why do you people even come here if you want to change this place? Fuck off.

>>91641899
I just couldn't believe you talking about what the maps "looks to you", subjective interpretation and completely irrelevant. It has nothing to do with the information that they are conveying.

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>>91641953
>Gender and sex are different
/Co/mblr is real

>>91641986
Gender is a lie, there is only the sex of the individual.

>>91641953
thinking your boy when you have girl parts is a mental problem that psychologist call Gender dysphoria, and as such should be seen as a mental illness and treated with medication and therapy, not celebrated

>>91640259
>that graffiti on the left

Someone's already made a skub edit, right?

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>>91641986
>>91641953
>>91641910
impossible to be this stupid

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>>91641901
>Through dick, unity

>>91642025
Yo.

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>>91642025
What the fuck does this even mean?

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>>91641899
When you see a pie chart, does your slow mind leave you to become hungry from sight of it?

>>91642046
Hello, brainlet.

>>91642018

>Why do you people even come here if you want to change this place? Fuck off.

Are you fucking kidding me? /pol/ are the immigrants trying to change the culture of 4chan. the entire fucking board was built for the sole purpose of containing stormniggers after /new/ was deleted.

>>91642018
Some of us has been coming here since before it was Stormfront's recruitment centre 24/7, anon. We remember the days when it wasn't a constant thing.

>>91642018
>Why do you people even come here if you want to change this place?
You realize that stormfront did exactly that years ago, right?

>>91640637
>Like really bros, superheroes bros.

>>91642054
I'm a brainlet for not understanding your stupid self-centered philosophy that has literally no basis?

>>91642055
>/pol/ are the immigrants trying to change the culture of 4chan.
It's like you've only been here a few days and are just regurgitating shit other tumblrites say.

Fuck off and kill yourself, nigger/cunt.

>>91642013
>Tony doesn't drink.
Come on now. You literally said he does.
>When I say 'stress', I mean "the world is literally ending".
Yet 99.9% of other heroes still don't drink in those circumstances.

>>91642067
I'm not the one posted it, I was just shitposting, but it really isn't hard to understand what it means unless you're mentally deficient.

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>>91642064
>>91642065

>>91642067
yes. I can understand it. are you really going to admit to being dumber than me?

>>91642082
Linguistics-wise, it's a barely functional sentence. Idea wise, its like a hippo flopping around with a stick up its ass.

>>91642089
o-o-oh yeah w-well
explain if you're so tough!

>>91640321
My favorite is how the yellow one is tipping his fedora in every scene

>>91642095
I retract my courtesy.
lmao brainlet, lmao

>>91640321
>Omega doesn't take his hand off of his hat
Kek

>>91642019

Quite right. I only commented on what the maps themselves reminded me of, and then proceeded to "Was that deliberate (on the part of the map-maker)?".

>>91642021

Well, I assume 'sex' is what your body is, and 'gender' what your mind is.

>>91642046

I am guessing they mean the notion of individuality defies categorization into two groups.
Beg to differ, but there you go.

>>91642053

Oddly enough, no. But I rarely eat pie.

This is where I should make a "do they also have pussy chart graphs" joke. Alas.

>>91642018
>Why do you people even come here if you want to change this place?

Answered your own question there, buddy.

>>91642074
It's like you've never heard of bugs buddy tactics.

>>91640750
You're being a bit of cock right now sunshine.

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>>91642074

Let me guess, you've been here for a year?

I've been here since 2006. /pol/ is full of stormniggers that insist that 4chan was always full of nazis complaining about jews and "degeneracy".

>>91642111
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>91642107
Explain how I'm a brainlet.

>>91642013
>Huh? That sounds specific...
The Anti-Venom antibodies.

>>91642111
>"Was that deliberate (on the part of the map-maker)?".
no.
you were merely inserting your own views and being open about it