Because Astronomy.

>>91618035
I see what they did there

eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh

So I got it, but the joke is still way too long to be funny.

I get it. It's not making me laugh, but I get it.

>>91618035
Honestly kind of a cute joke.

>>91618528
And it should've mentioned Megan a few times.

I like it. Thanks for sharing, you salty bitch.

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>>91618035

>>91618035
That's pretty funny.

>>91618035
got a small chuckle

Guys... I don't get it...

Am I dumb?

>>91618035
I heh'd.

>>91619685
Mars has a 24 hour 37 minute day.

>>91619685
https://mars.nasa.gov/allaboutmars/facts/#?c=inspace&s=distance

Before I thought about it, my first thought was it was saying martians are lazy.

cow tools 2.0

>>91619793
Maybe your buds have been making one too many racist jokes.

>>91618035
Rattle
Rattle

>>91619768
>>91619719
Well that's dumb. Thanks for spoonfeeding.

Why is a store called 7-11 open 24 hours a day?

>>91618035
Nix the text. Just show a 7-11 with a closed sign on the door or something. Telling people the joke kills it.

>>91619860
>that's dumb
>says the person who couldn't figure out the obvious punchline

>>91620153
Pointing out that this takes place on Mars and that it closes for specifically 37 minutes IS the joke.

You'd be right if he wrote, "Because on Mars a full day is 24 hours and 37 minutes" but he didn't. It works just fine how it is.

>>91619719
>>91619768
that's shit

I thought it was a joke about how entitled we first worlders are. a 7-11 on Mars and people still bitching it closes for just over a half hour every day

>>91620097
>In 1946, the chain's name was changed from "Tote'm" to "7-Eleven" to reflect the company's new, extended hours, 7:00 am to 11:00 pm, seven days per week.

>>91619793
Oh my god! Back to /pol/ with you

>>91618035
Us nerds, amirite?

>>91620348
>I thought it was a joke about how entitled we first worlders are. a 7-11 on Mars and people still bitching it closes for just over a half hour every day
That doesn't even make sense without context. Whether the actual joke is funny or not, it has a well-defined setup and punchline. That's more of a joke than "the sign says 24 hours but it's closed for 30 minutes, get it?"

>>91620386
So change it to 7-7 or 24 hours or something

>>91618035
Keked enough to like it

>>91620348
You're fucking retarded, neck yourself.

>>91620907
Not as iconic. Branding is everything, so really they should just change their hours to 7 a day 11 days a week.

>>91620097

Because there's too much brand recognition to change it now.