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I have never hated a fictional character so passionately. He adds nothing of value to the show and takes time away from the sisters. Why dont they just write this fucker off?
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They gotta make filler somehow.
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>>91604781
Then make it one of the sisters
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>>91604731
They need a black character.
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>>91605313
Couldn't they have just made one of the kids black?
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>>91605364
>>91605313
No you don't understand. Nick has a HUGE hardon for black nerd characters.

There's one in each of Butch's shows, ned's declassified, list go on.
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>>91605364
That would've been fucking hilarious desu
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>>91604781
>filler
It's literally an episodic show with no ongoing plot.
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Like >>91605313 said, they needed a black character - Clyde, and some gay characters - Clyde's parents.
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>>91605364
>one of the sisters is black
>literally no-one ever mentions it
it'd be great
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As long as he doesn't do anything to upset Leni, he's fine by me.
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>>91605463
Just Phineas and Ferb it. Oldest from the first marriage.
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>That episode where Lincoln finds out that Clyde is being molested by his dads

Damn, that was a rough one.
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>>91604731

With last weeks episodes

I've discovered Clyde is an okay character as long as he doesn't sperg out
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>>91605637
His voice is like chalk on a black board. Fuck that kid and his ear raping VA
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>>91605631
>that episode where lincoln fucked lucy to prevent her from commiting suicide
Jesus savino
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>>91605631
I really hope your not one of those faggots that think all gay parents are like this
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>>91605313
>not just giving Lincoln a qt black girlfriend
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>>91604731
>Need a token black guy
>Need a male character for Lincoln to constantly interact with since the cast is mostly female
>Need to shoehorn a gay couple into the show somehow

That's why Clyde exists.
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>>91604731
>He adds nothing of value to the show and takes time away from the sisters

Ah, ok. You're just mad that your 'waifu' isn't getting screen time. Gotcha.
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>>91604731
I don't like his voice.
His VA's delivery is terrible
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>>91607210
>Need a male character for Lincoln to constantly interact with since the cast is mostly female
No you dont
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>>91607247
No, the show is about the sisters and he annoys me, specifically as >>91607342 said
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>>91607429
The show is about Lincoln and how he navigates living with ten sisters. Clyde is the character that gives him outside perspective.
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>>91605840
Source?
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>>91607472
No its about the sisters mostly. Lincoln shouldnt have a life outside of his sisters
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I've only seen a few episodes. The two older blond sister's, what's the difference between them? One seems to be extremely stupid
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>>91607487
Jesus just watch the show man. Theres alot of questionable content in it
>that episode where lincoln discovers his sister leni can sleep through anything, including breast massages and facials, or that episodes where lynn has to suck off her coach to be accepted in the boys football team
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>>91607565
Leni is dumb but sweet and lori is notmal intellect but a hard ass who means well
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>>91607633
Go back to /pol/ m8. Biased "facts" shouldnt force families apart. More straight couples abuse their kids then gay couples ever do
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>>91604731
>Not just making Linlcon adopted and a light black
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Lincoln needs a friend outside of his family and this >>91605313
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>>91608008
Then they wouldn't be able to make him the center of slapstick and shenanigans.

Can you imagine what the outcry would have been for "No Such Luck"? Lincoln's adopted white family forcing him to sleep outside because he's bad luck?
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>>91608080
He really doesnt. He should only have his sisters as friends
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>>91607989
>being this triggered by statistics
>resoting to emotional arguments and "muh /pol/"
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>>91607989
>More straight couples abuse their kids then gay couples ever do

Because there are more straight parents, but gay parents are still responsible for a disproportionate ammount of abuse.

https://www.henrymakow.com/gay-parenting-conducive-to-sex.html
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>>91604781
Theirs no filler for a show with no plot.
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>>91608534
>but gay parents are still responsible for a disproportionate ammount of abuse.
All of the "proof" is biased and full of lies
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>>91607505
>>91608115
So basically a recluse like the average chanposter?
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>>91608707
>being triggered this hard
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>>91608717
No he should be friends with only his sisters. Do you know what ive give to be around that many cute chicks being related to them is a bonus
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Bobby is too good for this show. Best boy and easily best character.
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>>91608755
>>91608755
>Do you know what ive give to be around that many cute chicks being related to them is a bonus

So it's just like >>91607247 said.
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>>91608798
No faggot, idve been okay with someone like bobby to have been the sidekick
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>>91604781
Filler between what? Sister-centric episodes? don;t make me laugh
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>>91604731
He's had a bigger role this season than any of the sisters.
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>>91608707
>I have no proof but you must believe me, because I believe you are wrong.
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>>91604731
he's a foil for lincoln and they needed a black kid
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>>91609422
The problem is he's essentially exactly like Lincoln. They have the same interests, general outlook, general nonsensical ideas, and so on. A foil character is supposed to be very different from the character they're foiling, as it were.
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>>91604731
Remember when this show was about Lincoln dealing with ten whacky sisters? I miss that.
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>>91604731
Is LH propagating that absurd Japanese wive's tale that sexual arousal causes nosebleeds?
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>>91610490
No, Clyde is just a nervous wreck that gets nosebleeds whenever he tries to talk to Lori.
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>>91610566
So, yes?
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>>91610621
He doesn't get sexually aroused around her though, he just starts stuttering like an idiot and sometimes gets nosebleeds.

Getting nosebleeds as part of a nervous reaction is actually a real thing.
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>>91609490
He's shy and timid where Lincoln is "relatively" bold and brash. He is the follower while Lincoln is the leader of their two man posse. I dunno if foil is the right word, but he's up there in that general zone.
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>>91609397
> all my proof is fake news but that makes it alright
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>>91610352
You'd think that premise could fill at least a good four seasons of episodes, but here we are in Season 2 of the Clincoln McCloud show
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>>91610855
>i can call sources fake with no support and that makes the mean facts go away
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>>91610878
Yeah, I mean half the sisters haven't even gotten their own episode this season.

>>91610842
I mean, I guess, but overall he's pretty much the same as Lincoln. Foil or not, they're so similar they might as well just be one character.
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>>91609490
he's Lincoln but lamer
also he wants to be with lori
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>>91610855
>>91610986
Stop fighting on my comfy cartoon board. ;_;
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>>91605550
"Well, I mean you understand, you're black."
"Wait. I'M BLACK?!?"
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>>91604731
You're just being retarded; you don't need to like him but Clyde hasn't done anything to warrant this level of autism.
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>>91607633
that's a chart, it must be true
no don't bother posting links to the studies, those are numbers
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>>91611383
The name of the study is on the chart. Google it, you lazy queer.
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>>91604731
>takes time away from the sisters.

Okay, waifufag.
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>It's a "retard replies to /pol/ shit seriously" episode
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>>91611317
>"Mom! Dad! How could you keep this from me?!"
>"Sweetie, we didn't think you were ready..."
>"You told me it was just a sunburn!"
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>>91611443
Why is everything that burst your liberal bubble "/pol/"?
Y'all kids are paranoid as fuck.
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>>91611536
(You)
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>>91605550
https://youtu.be/pDqea9cWOn4?t=29
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>>91611872
Well, that didn't work.
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>>91611443
>it's another boogeyman episode
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>>91611565
Wow, ahaha. You totally got me!
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>>91611322
No faggot, hes annoying as shit and i hate him for ruining what couldve been a perfect show
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>>91604731
A few reasons.
1.) They needed a token black guy. Couldn't be one of the sisters after all, though I wouldn't be surprised if one of the suits would've forced that.
2.) They needed someone for Lincoln to hang out with. Remember this point,it will be relevant either.
3.) In addition to needing a token black guy, they needed a token gay couple. So... That's why we got Harold and his buttboy. To add extra PC they made the character have a interracial crush on Lori.

And this is why Clyde fails:
1.) He's so FORCED. Look, we see him. We immediately know he's the token black best friend who serves no reason than to be the token black best friend. He's not a character, he's a caricature and by just looking at him we can already tell what his personality is and how he's going to react. To make matters even worse? You get the sense that these two would've never hung out together in RL.
2.) Lincoln and Clyde's personalities are so similar they might as well be the same damn character. They have the same interests, the same hobbies, they both fail in getting laid, they're nerds. He's not a foil, he's just a mirror in which we get to observe how shallow Lincoln's character really is without the perspective of the MC.
3.) He's annoying. Clyde literally just shows up to steal screen time from the other characters when the writers run out of ideas. That's it. And then whenever he has lines, they all fall flat. I don't know if it's his VA, the writers, or a combination of both but I'm just not entertained by him.
4.) He's boring. Literally. He's just a nerdy black guy in a school with... Background characters who for the most part, only show up for a split second, but in said SPLIT SECOND they usually show more of a personality and a aesthetic draw that leaves you wanting more, more so than Clyde and he's one of the main fucking characters. Why can't we have one of them as his best friend instead of Urkel's retarded cousin?
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>>91612084
>No faggot, hes annoying as shit and i hate him for ruining what couldve been a perfect show
literally how we feel about you.
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Why are loudfags so awful? If they're not making threads about their waifu they're whining about how a main character takes time away from their waifus.
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>>91604731
Clyde's fine. If anything I think the autistic hatred of Clyde is the worst thing about the Loud House fandom (and that's including all the incest)
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>>91612893
>Why are loudfags so awful?
Isn't that just how /co/ is?
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>>91607989
And rich black people commit more crime than poor white people.
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>>91612893
Pffh. The Loud Sisters are pretty bland and generic, but they're entertaining enough to keep you invested for ten or so minutes. But Clyde? He just fucking sucks.
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>>91605427
How have I never noticed this?
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>>91608762
That episode was amazing.
>That fucking MILF who tells him to take his clothes off.
>Clyde and Lincoln recoiling in shock at what they just fucking heard.
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>>91608345
>>being triggered by logic
>>resorts to emotions anime pics
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>>91612796
This.
Why can't we have a unique character regardless of what race is chosen?! Does every black character have a low standard?

1.) They don't have to be nerdy.
2.) They don't have to be stereotypical. (Black character who loves rap, hip-hop, can break dance, etc.

The culture of Ebonics and the character, Urkel has ruined every fictional standard for black characters
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>>91611536
because /pol is pure cancer, and we're tired of dealing with them seeping out into other boards like the cancer it is.
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>>91611443
No everyone really finds this character boring.
I hope Lincoln becomes a skinhead in S3.
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>>91615037
>boring
do you really expect a SoL cartoon to be fast paced and have action scenes? it's like you don't even know what you're watching.
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>>91612796
1.) nothing that he does draws attention to his race, you faggot. you're the only one who has a problem with this.

2.) how surprising must it be to you that two people with the same interests and personalities are friends, who would have thought? certainly not you.

3.)your argument doesn't make any sense. he's annoying because he has more screentime? his gag might not be funny but so are luan's jokes, must she be banned from the show because her gags are unfunny jokes?

4.)>background characters who only show up for a split second show more personality
the same bg characters that don't even have lines or any importance to the plot of the episode they appear in, it's why they're bg characters and you think they show anything important in a second of screentime? are you stupid?
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>>91604731

IN THE CLYDE HOUSE IN THE CLYDE HOUSE
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>>91605313
With gay parents too lmao. What a fucked up, backwards ass time we live in.
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>>91612796
Wow, you really are projecting; and your points . . . it's like you don't watch the show or are up on Info Wars.
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>>91604731
Hate is a strong word here op. But i do share the feeling that it's blatant tokenism. I think the "out of picture" feeling could be caused by the fact that, if i remember correct, Clyde gay parents where the first adults to be shown clearly (first the show seemed that have to be more on a 'peanuts' style)
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>>91611443
He's worse than a token character, he adds absolutely nothing at all to the show.
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>>91604731
Please tell me he just has a nosebleed problem and those aren't anime-style boner nosebleeds. That's the most retarded, annoying gag in anime and the last thing Western animation needs to rip off.
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>>91617613
Ok I won't tell you
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>>91617652
Thank you for your consideration.
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>>91617613
>>91617652
>>91617665

Wait, a kid's cartoon can get away with showing that amount of blood?
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>>91614470
>We
Tired of faggots on this board anywhere to the right of pure communism screeching about /pol/ at everything they don't agree with.
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Lincoln and Clyde are the weakest part of the show
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>>91617713
When it's a nosebleed, apparently.
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>>91604731
With how little is actually 'wrong' with Clyde, and I'm not saying there aren't some things that work and others that just don't, but all the common complaints are retarded, I'm glad his existence actually bothers some people this thoroughly.
People need to stop treating this show like some sort of harem anime and realize it's not about watching for their "waifus," nor is it solely about their "waifu" getting screentime or having their screentime "stolen"..
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>>91605840
>>91607579
Is this some kind of new meta meme?
I've seen this on multiple boards with multiple shows/cartoons/games.
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>>91612898
Hes a dull sack of shit and he meeds to fucking die already
>>91615263
Luans funny, clyde is just a even more annoying variant of lincoln
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>>91620906
>unironically thinking luan's funny
yeah, you're just another waifufag.
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>>91615185
You're a fucking idiot if you think anyone expects this to be an action based with a thought-provoking plot, it's boring as in the humor is dull, most of the plot for each episode is shit, and most of the characters are boring cept for the spics and a few siblings.
And Luan is shit.
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>>91605968
>gay
>parents
Eh.
Well i did met a lesbo and homo couple before, kid grew up alright.
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>>91622077
ok so you just contradicted yourself? is it just a coincidence that youre retarded?
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>>91622624
You sound upset, fag.
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>>91619691
Questionable recollection of events is something that always existed.
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>>91604731
Soap drop, nigga.
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>>91623905
I'm talking about quoting fanfiction as if it happened in the actual media.
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>>91624099
Yes. Other examples of this is Saturday Morning Watchmen.
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>>91607579
Your fanfictions are not canon, anon.
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>>91624299
Someone doesn't get the joke.
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>>91604731
I like black milhouse
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HE'S A NIGGER
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>>91611317
"You're black!... You sound black..."
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>>91604731
this shit is like marge simpson or lisa (old episodes), is there for you to hate, to make other character shine, to appreciate the time you have with other better characters.
also is black, and every show needs to have a black, is like a pet or something.
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>>91604731
>>91607210

>The token black guy is the nerdy best friend sidekick to the MC

When will this practice end?
Bring back cool black kids like Gerald
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>>91615185
>>91615185
Not him but Clyde is really boring, at Kat the way he is handed.

We have basically seen all his character.
> Lori is here? Spaghetti dropping
> Lori is available? Sexy jazz in the background
> being a parallel comparison of Lincoln
You can argue the Louds are as predictable as him and you would be right, but the action-reaction works differently. They are predictably af too(reaction) but the situations they put over them are not always the same (action):
> how different the loud kids react to an zombie outbreak-like cold.
> how different the loud kids react to having to behave in an hotel.
> how different the loud kids react to an April fools raid
Yeah, you can argue this show's mechanism is already boring in itself, but you can't deny that even in a show full with bland and predictable characters, Clyde stands out.
We have seen some episodes where he is interesting, it's all about how he is being used.

Also, personally I think the guy hitting on a woman out of his league trope is a fucking boring and everyone who isn't Marsh & Povenmire should stay away from those kinds of tropes
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>>91626673
The artists who have nerdy black friend characters tend to draw from their experiences with black people were their own nerdy black friends. Gerald is from the "learned from film and tv" school of black people writing, which usually focus on elements like being cool and streetwise compared to the goofy white characters or angry badasses based on pro athletes.
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>>91626673

I don't even watch this show, but it's annoying how there are so many black boy nerds in cartoons (and other media) instead of cool black kids.
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>>91607579
>that episode where Leni goes on 4chan

Savino what the fuck
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>>91604731
>upset about a character who is obsessed with a sister because he takes time away from the sisters.

are you jealous?
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Can't have a predominantly white cast with no brown side characters. That's a rule.
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>>91627229
>The episode where Lincoln brutally rapes Lily
That was fucked up.
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>>91606156
It's a cute idea on paper but having the main black character be an aggressive masculine bitch? Yeah that wouldn't work out.
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>>91612796
I havent been on /co/ in weeks and this is the first thing I see, thanks

I understand your second point. It's the same as Sanjay and Craig. In these shows, the main characters are so similar that they cant play off each other. COmpared to Timmy and CHloe in FoP or Harvey, Fee and Foo in Harvey Beaks, they all have contrasting characteristics that allow them to interact in ways that arent boring.
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>>91629390
Of course it would

People overestimate how poorly things like this would go down.
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>>91604731
I have never loved a fictional character so passionately. She adds the perfect value of charm to the show and gives time to the other sisters. Why don't they just write more of this perfect character?
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>>91626835
It's weird how the characters that are supposed to be 1D archetypes manage to be infinitely more interesting than Clyde.
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>>91604731
I really never expected him to be so one note desu
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>>91631821
I know right

>>91630698
I like how Bobby is just a male version of her. i would to see cheating/love triangles there. A man can dream
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>>91605313
FUCKING LIBERALS MAN
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>>91616218
Why is /pol/ so underage?
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>>91624014
Holy shit, did Clyde get sexually frustrated with not having Lori that he sexually assaulted Lincoln instead?
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>>91634583
The Burger Kings kids had gay parents?
Also Kid Vid is the best member.
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>>91607210
>>Need a male character for Lincoln to constantly interact with since the cast is mostly female
that's some bullshit when lana and luna exist
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>>91604731
I mean, if you had 10 sisters would you want to spend all your time with them or actually have some friends to hang out with?
That being said, you would probably fight your friend if he was lusting over your sister
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>>91605631
Why does the white dad look like the guy who does Tranny porn
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>>91634708
what about Lynn?
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