Should Ashi and Flora be lesbians?

>>91604268
To be honest I'll take anything as long as she doesn't end up as a love interest for Jack.

>>91604268

Outta this house!

>>/u/

No, they should compete for the Samurai

>>91604268
Yeah sure.

>>91604268
FLORA WANTS TO SNU-SNU WITH MEN ONLY! SHE'S A PELVIS BREAKER!

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>>91604353
THIS

I see no reason this shouldn't happen.

THICC

>>91604353
Much more preferable.

>>91604268
>implying Flora isn't Scotsman future wife

>flora doesn't exactly look straight
Fuck you. I love girls with muscles

>>91604353
This.

>Flora starts hitting on jack
>Ashi throws an autism fit

>>91604268
Where did you hear her name was Flora?

>>91604268
Absolutely, it would be adorable

>>91608194
Scotsman says it when he's telling her to cover up.

>>91604268
Hell yeah

Give em a competitive nature between the two.
Also Scotts Daughter should insult Ashi

>>91604268
i would actually enjoy this t b q h

>>91604268
>How can skinni-grils even compete?
or
>Womanlets, will they ever learn?

>>91604353
Yes, at least Flora should pin down Jack and have delicious snu-snu.
http://ber00.tumblr.com/post/159637227537/doodle

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>>91604268
>Flora and Ashi spin-off show

>>91609071
>Jack gives a non romantic compliment to Flora
>Get super smug and taunts Ashi
>"Whaddya think of that ya chain flingin', ladybug oglin', bondage lovin', deer shlickin', banjo-kazooie ridin' BASTARD OF A TREE OGRE!?"
>Ashi, in a fit of jealous disgust, begins to rub noses with a confused Jack

>>91604268
I want Flora to straddle my face

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>>91604268
If they did and made them both men there would still be less faggotry than in your post.

>>91609071
>Ashi doesn't understand friendly competition and actually goes for the kill on Flora
>She's stopped just in time
>Ashi apologizes for almost killing
>"Liken y'could. Ay'ran in't tree twigs more likey t'take me life. More meat on'em too"
>Ashi goes into an autistic rant about how she could absolutely kill Flora

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>>91604268
I sure do love bait threads

I want Flora thicker.

>>91604268
I want to hold hands with Flora.

This would mean Jack/Aishi has no chance of happening so I'm all for it

>>91604294
Looking at the sheer amount of lewd material we had, i bet SJ would fucking thrive in /thrash/
/sug/fag reporting

>>91606540
Scotsman is married in addition to being Flora's father you degenerate.

>>91604268
I don't care, as long as it's not forced rubbish like Steven Universe or any anime ever to exist.

It just needs to be good, I don't care what it is. As long as it's good, I'm fine with it. What I've learned is that going into any of these episodes with any kind of expectation is going to set you up for disappointment and give you a false outlook on the episode.

Just shut your mind off (in the sense of what you're hoping will happen) and enjoy the roller coaster.

>>91604268

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT? WHY?

>>91604478
this

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>>91604268
definitely

>>91608070

>Flora wishes to join Jack in defeating Aku.
>Ashi feels jealousy for the first time ever.
>"B-But I'm the greater warrior Samurai! This beast-woman has no place with us!"
>Ashi blushes as she says "Us".
>Jack smiles for the first time this season.

Muh heart.

>>91604268
No. Stop trying to push your gay agenda down everyone's throats.

>>91612869
what are you, gay anon?

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>>91612869
>please troll my sexual insecurities good and Deep Daddy!

>>91604296
why?

>>91604268
So sick of lesbians and faggots being shoved into everything. Just leave us alone.

>>91614147
This.

>>91614147
> into everything

Like...?

>>91614147
But Anon, lesbians and faggots have always been a part of your life.

>>91614147
>leave us alone.
>when you're the one going out and consuming other people's media
next time only consume things you've made for yourself, by yourself

>>91614080
Not him, but:

It's uninteresting, dull and cliched and frankly a little unbelievable.

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>>91604268
I wouldn't want it in the show, but I would read a hentai of it.

>>91604268
>>>/tumblr/

>>91614237
just like your sex life

>>91614245
No, my sex life is non existent.

The next episode is all too real I'm sure.

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>>91604268
What, no.
I can't get into any lesbianism here in the west. yuri is where it's at. Ashi is for Jack anyway.

>>91614198
That explains why Anon can't get a date.

>>91614317
But anon is a fag, so he should be able to get a date with a homo like himself.

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>>91612854
>>91609683
>>91609266
Acceptable.

>>91612854
>>91614343
>>91609683
>>91609266
I hate this and now I think I hate you too.

Saw this coming once Flora was introduced. I wish I'd been wrong.

>>91614361
But it's to trigger Ashi's feelings for Jack. A must happen.
writefags do ye thing.

>>91614383
>A must happen.
I hate this too.

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>>91609266
>chain flingin', ladybug oglin', bondage lovin', deer shlickin', banjo-kazooie ridin' BASTARD OF A TREE OGRE!?"

>>91614333
He is self-loathing, which is why he pretends to hate faggots and hasn't gotten laid.

>>91614458
>He is self-loathing
Well so am I, but somehow I don't think changing that would get me laid either.

>>91614237
pretty much this

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>>91604296
This.

>>91614288
>yuri
just for fanservice and most of the time don't end up together to live the door open for shipping


>lesbiansm in west
just for diversity's sake and they end up being more doll them the most generic hetero story ever


both are bad and unrealistic so NO

>>91614182
Are you kidding me? It's like in 2017 we need at least a gay nigger character everywhere for the sake of diversity.

Shouldn't their will be a stereotypical lesbian relationship? Buff gigantic woman x pixie with dyke haircut. But no, you fat lesbians will love it because you'll mistake Flora's herculean body for your fat rolls

>>91614288
>yuri
straight girls doing things for males(viewer) attention don't count nigger

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>>91614599
>just for fanservice and most of the time don't end up together to live the door open for shipping
Well, I mostly read it on manga. Recenty in the raws of the Sakura Trick 4koma, Kaede confessed to Yuzu. The "platonic" friends that didn't do anything really gay in the anime. But pretty much it's mostly subtext that sells. Which is why some potential yuri pairs are left open in anime, you're right.

I agree on lesbianism being for diversity sake.

>>91614664
What are you talking about?

>>91614625
>a gay nigger character everywhere for the sake of diversity.
just one movie
????

>>91614625

be specific, anon.

>>91614664
Sounds more like a shitty harem. Of course that ain't yuri.

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>not ashi and scarla team up to fight for the future

>>91612854
Even though I fucking love this idea, Jack has smiled several times already. Mainly with Wolfbro and teasing Ashi inside that monster's belly.

>>91604268
No, this is anime so he should have a harem.

>>91614147
lesbians and faggots are not comparable.

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>>91604268
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST LET ME HAVE HER, JUST LET HER TAKE ME AS HER WALKING DILDO, I WANT HER TO HAVE VIOLENT SEX WITH ME, I WANT HER TIGHS TO CRUSH MY PELVIS, I WANT HER TO LEG LOCK ME SO HARD IT'LL BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO PULL OUT SO WE'LL END UP HAVING ARMY OF DAUGHTERS FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK

>>91604268
Flora should crush my head with her thighs

>>91604296
this

>>91604268
>doesn't exactly look straight
Wow, did you just assume Flora's gender/sexuality/appearance identity? You disgusting shitlord

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This is a terrible thread

>>91604296
Female fag be cucked somewhere else.

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>RED CARPET MUNCHIN'

>>91604296
Jack doesn't need a love interest at all. The perfect end to his tale is defeat Aku and ver back to his home in the past.

>>91616445
>back to his home in the past
He's spent 50 years in the future, made friends and saved countless lives. Some alien world of fairy people has a goddamn statue of him. He probably should go back to the past, but I don't really want him to. His home is in the future.

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>yurifags
not even once

>>91616249
>LOTSA BABIES 'AVIN ME DAUGHTER LOVIN HUSBAND BEIN SON IN LAW

>>91616479
There might be typical cliche end
>Jacked killed Aku but realised he wants to stay

>>91616445
a better end is mutually assured destruction after securing a worthy successor

>>91616527

> using this a reaction image

so... the post gets destroyed, then comes back stronger?

Flora isn't even best daughter. Bagpipes was better.

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>>91604268
>tumblr nose

Yeah, they can have each other.

>>91604268

YOU don't look straight op!

>>91604268
Stop forcing the gay relationship between 2 girls down everyone's throats, It's been done to death already.

>>91617325
>posting on 4chan
>not wanting things shoved down your throat
pick one

>>91604268
>daughter to a man whose had 30 children
>thinking she wouldn't be straight as an arrow.

Sorry degenerates, but the Scotsman's daughters are pure Christian women who don't abide by faggotry.

>>91617376
the more children you have the higher a chance the younger ones will be gay. its a survival trait that helps mitigate explosive population booms.

and considering this effect is observable when there's just four or five kids, it would be unrealistic and statistically improbably if less than half of those 30 daughters were gay or at least bi

>>91617451
I thought that was just in guys.

>>91616789
>he wants to stay
>jack wants to let all that evil happen because he stopped some of it in the future and now things are slightly less bad then when he started even though he could have prevented all that evil from happening

that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard

>>91604268
Hundreds of lesbians and no gay men isn't inclusive

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>>91604268
NO

FUCK YOU

I WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER QT AMAZON RIPPED AWAY FROM ME BY TUMBLR WHORES

FLORA WANTS DICK

MY DICK

GODDAMNIT

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>>91604268

>>91617631
sorry, anon, every amazon is a lesbian. them's the breaks.

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>>91604353
Please. I have enough to worry about.

>>91617662
FUCK OFF

EVERY GODDAMN GAME

EVERY GODDAMN SHOW

EVERY GODDAMN DEPICTION OF CUTE GIRLS WHO AREN'T MOEBLOBS

YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO TRY AND MAKE THEM DYKES OR GIVE THEM FUCKING DICKS

YOU SHITHEAD MANLETS MIGHT FIND HER TOO INTIMIDATING FOR HER TO BE GIRLY, BUT NOT ME

>>91614147
t. cartoon watching faggot

>>91614625

Surely then you can come up with at least, say, five examples of gay nigger characters forced into things

>>91617579
>implying it won't be temporally impossible for him to defeat Aku in the past because he has to survive to take over the world and THEN be defeated by Jack in the future
Past already happened bruh. Dem paradoxes

>>91604268
jump off a fucking bridge, m8

>>91604268
Tumblr should leave, this is the type of shit that should be legal. Homosexuality should be banned, and if anyone tries to pull this type of shit should be killed on sight. I mean really, why the flying fuck didn't the Greeks had to start this type of shit. I wish I can go back in time and kill these faggots for spreading such disease in this filthy world. I just don't get it, this isn't pure love at all. This is a fucking diseases that's needs to stop, please kill all faggots.

>>91618924
>I mean really, why the flying fuck didn't the Greeks had to start this type of shit.

Even if this is bait I want to know what this sentence is meant to convey

As if ghost dad will let her have a gf. He wants a man that will love his daughter and make glorious warrior sons.

>>91618960
anon seems to think greek pederasty was the origin of all homosexuality on earth

>>91616479
>made friends and saved countless lives
And they're all dead.

>>91617451
>the more children you have the higher a chance the younger ones will be gay. its a survival trait that helps mitigate explosive population booms.
[citation needed]

is Jack asexual?

>>91619767
Blanchard R (1997). "Birth order and sibling sex ratio in homosexual versus heterosexual males and females". Annu Rev Sex Res. 8: 27–67.
Valenzuela C (2009). "Sexual Orientation, Handedness, Sex Ratio, and Fetomaternal Tolerance-Rejection". Biological Research. 43 347–356.
Bogaert AF (July 2006). "Biological versus nonbiological older brothers and men's sexual orientation". Proc. Natl. Acad. Sci. U.S.A. 103 10771–4.
Blanchard R, Zucker KJ, Siegelman M, Dickey R, Klassen P (October 1998). "The relation of birth order to sexual orientation in men and women". J Biosoc Sci. 30 (4): 511–9.

>>91618960
Maybe the reason there's a record of homosexuality in Roman and Greek societies at their peaks not because it's the apex lifestyle or that it's the last record of decadence before the collapse?

How many people's testimonies of their last words with addicted friends or relatives is them shrugging it off "It's all cool." before losing contact in a social blackhole only realizing they've plunged off the deep end.

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>tall thicc girl and short skinny girl

this is my fetish

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>The last man who defeated Aku gets the Hero's Happy Ending that birthed our very hero, but JACK must NEVER HAVE THAT AT ALL COSTS!!!

For a definite conclusion to a beloved character, you people are so VEHEMENT that Jack stay the stagnant, status quo, single person.

>Because fatherhood, motherhood, and child-rearing are social constructs of an oppressive patriarchy. Plus that's "ICKY" to my social-stunted position today that I'll rationalize as 'muh individualism' where 'muh REAL potential' is at.

Saying he deserves a "Happily Ever After" all the while denying him as much of the fruits of that as possible.

>>91620223
Ashi is shit and a brat. Snu snu is okay though.

>>91604268
>Doesn't look straight

>He can't handle the T H I C C

You are a fool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9dLiHx_Ho

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>>91604268
Tumblr agenda?

>>91610494
Ifn' ye seen her Bonny lass of a mother then ye know it isn't far off !

>>91617892
Fear not anon, all those people trying to depict Flora as a lesbian to make her a "revolutionary character" can't see that by picturing her as a lesbian they are making her fall into the trite stereotype of the buff Amazon warrior. She is girly, can't you see how embarassed she was in front of her father? The real "revolutionary" thing is actually imaginig her straight.

>>91617892
Hey, Wonder Woman in Justice League dated bats for a while. Imagine that shit.

>>91622927
They never dated, just flirted

>>91619791
Hell No. He fucked Ikra remember?

>>91618924
>tumblr
We dont care about gay rights we just want our fap fuel to become canon,.

>>91604268
Yes. This pleases the dick.

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>>91604268
>it's another korra episode

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>>91614147
im mostly tired of us gay dudes being shoved in THE BACKGROUND. Like the only acceptable place for us is a mention of a guy's husband

Oh nope we cant be the hero and his gay lover! TOO RISQUE, LESBIANS ONLY CAUSE WOMEN ARE OKAY

>>91623380
actually, i think it's
>LESBIANS ONLY CAUSE STRAIGHT MEN THINK IT'S HOT

>>91604268
No. I'm sick of tall, muscular girls being lesbian.

>>91623148
go back regardless

Please stop getting mad at cartoon characters

Stop bumping this cancer.

>>91623579
How often does that happen?

Of all the big Amazon bitches in /co/ history I can think of

Big Barda is straight as an arrow
She-Hulk likes penis
Wonder Woman plays both sides but it's clear she favors weiners
Power Girl...I'll get back to you on that
Titania likes men so much she settled for a complete idiot like Absorbing Man

>>91604268
You forget that thanks to Celtic magic that big lady's dad is a ghost. The moment he finds Samurai Jack it's going to be like Afro Samurai only the imaginary friend is a ghost and is Scottish, with a small chance of either getting Jack to marry one of his daughters, telling Jack to stay off his girls, or most likely not addressing the issue and shitting on Jack for misplacing his sword, plus being a jaded fuck.

>>91604268
They should be. But not because of some current year garbage, but because it gives me an erection.

>>91604353
JACK IS PURE

>>91609262
2thicc

>>91606540
That's necrophilia, incest and cuckoldry all in one, cool your degeneracy.

>>91604353
Jack is pure, he doesn't need a wife.

>>91623380
kys
sucking dick doesn't give 0.1% of the population any right to be featured front and center of anything

>>91617632
What is a flammenwerfer and what does it do?

>>91628576
It werfs flammen.

>>91628576
It's a Flammenwerfer.
It Werfers Flammen.

>>91620223
Ashi and Jack just don't seem compatible at all.

He's old enough to be her great grandfather, much better as a father-daughter platonic relationship than a romantic one. Giving her and her sisters the Dad speech, protecting her despite her being a general shitcunt, doting on her in the needle scene, telling bedtime stories. I just don't see that as anything but paternal.

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>ywn see Jack rescue the Daughters of Aku and raise them besides Scotman's daughters

>>91616479
>>91616445
All of them are near death.

And if he did go back to the past, it wouldn't be his original universe.

>>91628869
>instead of going back to the past like he originally planned he goes back instead and saves Ashi and her sisters from the cult

>>91620019
I don't know man Alexander the Great was apparently a raging homo and it only went to shit after he died

>>91620223
>rugmunching MUST MEAN THEY DON'T LIKE MY SHIP

I will never understand shipfaggotry

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>/co/ likes gay men and traps
>Gets defensive when lesbians are brought up

>>91612679
Butch lesbian and lipstick lesbian is a boring couple.

>>91604268
Jack beds ALL the daughters and repopulates the earth with his righteous sons.

>>91617631
Anon big women are huge dykes. Thats just the way it is.

>>91617892
Jesus. Calm down m8. Some things are grounded in reality and normally, women over 5'10 are lesbians.

>>91604296
this

>>91604268
extra t h i c c/petite lesbian porn is the best

>>91620042
same

>>91630916
any suggestions

Thread should've been dead already.
>>91630996
Find something better to do.

>>91623783
Most recently, Susan Strong in Adventure Time.

> Both Flora and Ashi fall for Jack
> The Scotsman is horrified at the prospect of his daughter dating a man older than himself
> The Scotsman begins helping Ashi get Jack all to herself so that Flora won't get Jacked.com

>>91631050
Why would a huge woman fall for a beta manlet like Jack?

IT IS TIME /u/

>>91631253

>>91631149
Jack is a legendary warrior and hero of the mankind

>>91631263
>posting on /u/ with a western image
Big mistake...

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>>91604268
I know this thread is mostly rooted in retarded slash shipping but the idea that some people look at the Scotsmans daughters and assume they must be rug munching fags because they're Scottish Amazons bothers me to no end

>>91631420
He is a manlet.

>>91614343
>>91612854 #
>>91609683 #
>>91609266 #
/thread

>>91631455
It's on /co/ actually. That subject is still wrong though.

>>91623783
It's obvious that he's mostly thinking about Korra and maybe Jasper but also >>91631025

But he failed to realize that those are outliners that have only occurred in recent times.

More than often not, most cartoons with a Big Buff Woman are often into Dudes (if they're into romance at all)

>>91631763
Being an outlier doesn't matter if anon only liked those particular buff women characters for whatever reason. I bet anon doesn't pay attention to comic muscles.

>>91631050
>implying it won't be the opposite
>implying the Scotsman won't try to hook Jack up with Flora to make chosen warrior grandkids
And Jack will be extremely uncomfortable for a variety of reasons.

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>>91609266

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>>91632057

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>>91623380
Anon, don't want to burst your buble, but that's because faggots and fighting are two things that normally don't mix. You can't be a hero if you're beta enough to be fucked in the ass.

>>91632057

Too damn cute.

>>91604296
even if they did fall in love ashi would age and die right before the samurai's eyes because he cant age anymore

>>91623380
Gay men are only cute as traps.

can an anon hook me up with the 1080 mega of the last episode?,

>>91615915
>Attempt to convey how sexy you find someone
>Use pic of her mourning her father's death for reference

>>91617631
It's not like you don't have hundreds more to not get triggered over, or that others don't have hundreds more to ship Ashi with. Unless in the couple minutes of near-identical character designs and dialogue you feel something special in Flora in particular.

By the way, does anyone happen to know the average percentage of women who are lesbians? Because if it is at least 1% it seems statistically impossible for there not to be at least one in the Scotsman's brood.

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>>91632057
>>91632102
>>91632954
>>91609266
Yesssssssssss.

>>91629357
>Loses his entire people and countless millions slaughtered by aku
>gains daughterfus
A tough choice

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>>91634588
Same here

>>91632902
> take it up the ass for the glory of rome
> people keep saying this

Ungrateful bastards, all of them.

Flora is qt

http://imgur.com/a/wucoN

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>>91635144
it's like that Wander and Slyvia puzzle piece thing

>>91632057
Best Jack ship.

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>>91604296
This here

Why not a Jack sammich?
In idiot terms, a threeway sex fest of Ashi, jack, and Flora.... Jack needs to fertilize as many fields as he can.

>>91604296
>Not wanting Jacks bloodline and the Scotsman's to merge