>"The Flash" >Never exposes his penis to anyone

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>"Batman"
>Never rapes anyone

>>91593685
Maybe he has,no would see him do it if he wanted too.

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>>91594574
Other speedsters would.

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>Batman
>uses flying rodent shaped boomerangs instead of baseball bats

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>"Broadway"
>Prefers movies over live plays

>>91593685
He does no one can tell.

>>91594630
Speedsters honor to never mention it.

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>Reverse Flash
>doesn't run backward

>>91594630
Wait in the last panel is that a wheelchair bound speedster? if so that's fucking hilarious. No clue who it is but still.

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>Slapstick
>doesn't slap anybody with a stick

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>>91594765

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>"Deadpool"
>isn't a dead swimming pool

>Green Lantern
>Isn't a Lantern that is Green

>>91595113
Uses a Green Lantern you tool.

>>91593685
He does all the time. It's just so fast that nobody sees.

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>The Punisher
>isn't a comedic savant

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>>91594873
Harrison Wells/Eobard Thawne

>>91595355
>motorized wheelchair
isn't that like Sonic the hedgehog driving a car?

>>91595238
CRIME IS NO WAY TO GET A HEAD!

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>Firestorm
>Isn't a storm of fire

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>Daredevil
>Always chooses "Truth"

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>HELLBOY
Is not a boy anymore.

>>91595424
Only if Sonic is pretending to be someone else and crippled at the same time.

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>>91593685
He flashed it to Iris at least a few times.

>>91595008
>Is alive
>Is not a pool

>>91595947
She is such an ugly nigger

>>91595424
T'was an elaborate ruse

>>91596082
I wouldn't call her attractive (certainly not as much as the show builds her up to be), but I wouldn't say she's necessarily ugly. She leans way more towards the "could pass for white if she were a few shades lighter" side than the "sheboon dicks out for harambe" side.

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>Spongebob Squarepants
>His pant's are actually a rectangle

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>Black Widow
>isn't a grieving African American woman

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>superman
>isn't even a "man"
>is just a powerful as any other kryptonian on earth

???

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>Wolverine
>doesn't use anal scent glands to mark territory

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>antman
>it clearly should be a-t-man in proper grammar because t is a consonant

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>>91600186

>Antboy
>Is no longer a boy in the last movie

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>Decides to call himself Spider-Man
>Isn't a full grown man or a spider

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>>91600063

>wolverine
>isnt extinct

>black panther
>isn't a racist
???????

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>blackagar boltagon
>isn't African, a molding paste, a manly anime, an electrical event, or any kind of polygon

I want my god damn money back

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>red tornado
>isn't a commie
???????

>>91593685
>Muslim woman
>isn't getting raped or blowing up

>Uncle Sam
>isn't actually anybody's uncle

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>>91594512
>A man can dream though. A man can dream.

>>91600063
>>doesn't use anal scent glands to mark territory
Yet everyone complains about his smell. You know it isn't the first time you've wondered.

>>91600584
He is, though.