/co/ father thread

>>91585762
>let's all his sons get rolled and doesn't give a shit
gg pops

Awesome that they were all riding Tundros' though

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>>91585762

>>91586039
>Scotsman seed
>Anything less than burly

>>91586039
you're weak

>>91586243
They weren't his sons.

They were from 2 other different kingdoms.

>>91586039
>low test

>>91586039
L O W

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>>91586414
>lets space dykes raise his 'son'

>>91586039

Have you not seen his wife? What do you honestly expect when combining the genes of those two parents?

>>91586039
Why would you expect that?

>>91586243
They obviously weren't his sons.

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>>91586039
>I have shit taste
>pic related isn't /fit/ enough tho and her bio is trash

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>>91585762
Family's the only plausible out for him having a decent life at this point. Don't you fucking screw this up next season Bojack.

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>>91587076

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>>91587095
>>91587076

>>91586505

>Go to bed Ashi

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>>91586537

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>>91586500
>implying you wouldn't want to be raised by space dykes
But actually Greg is a great Dad

>>91586537
Yes. She's a fatass.

>>91587286
You're right! They should be uglier.

>>91586039
>Expecting his daughters to be dainty princesses who frolic through a field of flowers, brush each other's hair and talk about boys

Such shit taste you have, anon.

>>91587558
Anon probably saw the one comic where Scotsman was changed into a frail and pretty woman by leprechauns, but apparently forgot that the magic specifically made him frail and pretty to insult him

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>>91587076
>>91587095
>>91587116
>>91586382
>>91586475
>>91587558
>>91586243
>>91586613
>>91586537
>>91586368

Congrats, you let >>91586039
derail what should have been a wholesome dads thread.

I still can't believe he made an army of daughters

>>91587676
>you now realize the Scotsman is on a wheelchair due to all the babymaking he does with his wife

>>91586500
>implying you wouldn't want a dad as cool as Greg

>>91587365
>>91587807

fuck off /sug/

>>91587286
the Scotsman and his wife are both fat. but their daughters have their huge jaw, shoulders and even their noses and skin tone are a combination of their parent's. definitely their children

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>>91585762

>>91587023
You know he really was a great dad to his daughter.

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>>91588067
He knows what it's like to have a really shitty father. It was great seeing Vanessa warm up to Doof when she realized he wasn't so bad.

>>91586039
Low test Irishman detected

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>>91586039
>woah a child looks like their parents

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>>91587076
>>91587095
>>91587116
>someone posts this fake profile in every thread

stop spreading lies.

>>91587844
mad

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>>91588246

>>91587908
so I can't remember, what was his deal again?

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>Scotsman has an army of thicc, redheaded, scottish, freckled, green-eyed daughters
UUUUUUUNGHHHHHHHHHH

>>91588639
>voiced by Grey Delisle
what more could my dick ask for

>>91588568
his dad was an asshole and his brother was way cooler

>>91588670
The touch of a woman

>>91587095
>Wants everything
>Doesn't have anything to offer
Why are some womyn like this?

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>>91588702
GET OUT!

>>91586350
That's a grandma, anon.

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>>91593074
She really can't help it.

>>91593074
It's kinda creepy sleeping with your mom like that when you're like 30 years old, Jess.
Even if she's just your fake adopted mom.

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>>91586414
Greg is the only good thing in SU now

>>91588706
That's gay

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>>91585762

>>91587090
He won't screw anything except his daughter.

>>91595262
Lying is a sin and since it's Easter Sunday it's 2x the sin anon.

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>>91587908

Were they even his kids? It seems like he just kidnapped and mindraped them.

>>91593238
kek

>>91596161
>seems like he just kidnapped and mindraped them
I think you mean adopted

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Only REAL MEN should be DADS.

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>>91586350
Best couple.

>>91587936
Only real answer right here
and in true Hank Fashion nobody noticed or cared

>>91593238
sauce?

>>91587992
Daddy Jack isn't cannon

>>91599471
are you stupid?

>>91601143
yes

>>91596161
That's exactly what he did, but I think the post was joking about the guys name actually being Father

>>91587907
>Scotsman's wife
>"Fat"
>Not "stout"

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>>91593238

>Do Muslims prefer to swallow?

Welp!

Speaking of dead guys. Dint those dudes kinda looked like spartans?

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>>91587992

>>91603536
who?

>>91587286
Maybe the Scotsman and his wife just didn't age well and used to be hot.

>>91585762
Godamn I hate when they use a pattern layer instead of actually making clothes look like they're supposed to.

>>91606475
ye

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Fathers do know best to help their children

>>91587992
Jack is best dad

>>91588702
^ This.
She gave her daughter a talk and demonstration about the birds and the D's.

>>91588235
>those fucking fingers

Gives the shop away

>>91606368
Women get fat when they get married.

>>91586414
>>91593747
>inb4 wage slave claims you can't be a good human being without a mortgage

>>91609842
He's a shitty father who has no interest in raising Steven. In terms of his life being together he's actually fine in that way.

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based paulo dad

>>91609977
Save it for tomorrow's thread my dude

>>91610097
i know, but is a thread for best dads, so iam posting one

>>91609928
Bullshit. He is a great dad who respects teh culture of his late wife and Steven's inheritance of that culture. In a few short years he had already made Steven a great human being.

>>91587076
>>91587095
>>91587116
sauce?

>>91609977
Is Lucy gonna get hit by the dodgeball Anon?

>>91610225
i really really hope so
i hating lucy atm

or scenario 2
mike misses
lucy atacks and mike activate his almonds to catch the ball and nobody gets hurt

>>91610267
See you at the afterparty in /trash/

>>91610267
See you at the afterparty in /trash/.

>>91610358
>>91610389
ill be there, requesting daisy lewds
just hope is not another "nothing happens" page

>>91606368
Well his daughters are young, in their 20s maybe. The Scotsman and his Wife both looked about, oh, 30-40ish by the time of the original Samurai Jack.

>>91610150
He was hands off as fuck and handed off his kid being fine with minimal contact. Steven turning out okay was DESPITE Greg, not because.

>>91608461
>why tho?

>>91586350
Lesbians can't. Be dads

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Bobby, I never thought I’d need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn’t.

... Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

>>91587992
I don't think good dads have clear sexual tension with their daughters.

>>91597419
Nanomachines, son!