Remember that time you did something embarrassing and everyone saw?!

>>91562975
Yeah. They call it /co/, nowadays.

Yes, I did!
>inb4 "sure you don't!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7KV0-i61oc

Shut up, face nose. Nobody saw.

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>remembering that time you slipped and farted, shat, and pissed yourself while crying in front of your crush during soccer practice

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And everyone laughed!

Just ONE time?

>>91563078
Storytime that shit, now.

i did it on purpose

>TFW called my Girlfriend "Mom" today

>>91563078
>Remember that time you got caught jacking off in class
I wish I were joking

>>91563192
If she doesn't call you daddy or brother during sex then your sex life is boring

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>that time you accidentally linked your online crush some hentai and tried to play it off as a joke but the next day in school everyone looked at you like a monster and you were called in to the principal's office where you were berated and humiliate in front of your parents and then they took away your internet until you moved out

>>91563366
Jesus, what kind of hentai were you looking at?

>>91563366
Shit, suddenly getting caught Jacking off in class doesn't sound so bad.

>>91563249
>Brother

Are you dating a jehovah witness or Hulk Hogan?

>>91563366
>Is school business what a kid masturbates too

>>91563219
Story?

>>91562975
>that time Anon had such a stick up his ass that he couldn't do unexpected bantz when he finally got his crush's phone number

I learned to relax far too late...

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>>91563718
>Be 14
>Going through puberty a bit later than most kids so suddenly HOLY SHIT MY DICK NEEDS TO BE YANKED
>One day in 9th grade homestudies
>Did all of my work
>JESUS CHRIST I AM HORNY
>AND JESUS CHRIST GIRLS ARE HOT
>I mean I did all my work might as well just yank one out under the table
>Going at it for a decent while
>Someone notices but I don't notice that they notice
>They start telling people around the class
>Suddenly realize everyone is noticing and they are either disgusted or think it's hilarious
>The girl I liked was there
>Want to kill myself for the next week'
Luckily I didn't get into any trouble since the teacher didn't know. Still, it haunts me to this day.

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I dunno about this but
>be in elementary school
>regular boring day
>get an announcement from the speakers
>principal says something serious in a monotone voice
>then says that school is being closed early
>idiot me screams "YES" off the top of my lungs
>nobody else does so and they all just stare at me
>walk back home embarrassed
>come back to find out today was 9/11

>>91562975
All my posts in /co/

>>91562975
Which joe video is that again?

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>>91563889

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>calling the teacher dad/mom

>>91566274
One of the frumplequest ones
The later ones I dunno

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>>91563889
>be 12
>everyone was horny as fuck
>no teacher all day
>a friend was going full pervert and was showing his dick to everyone
>my crush was horny as fuck too and even asked me if i wanted to join him
>not popular and got scared everyone would laugh at me
>my friend becomes some kind of legend after that
>nowadays has tones of friends and travels all over the world
>my crush got married with a fattass
>i havent even finished my carreer

never be afraid of going full pervert my man, no one that matters really gives a fuck, just do your thing and dont pay attention to anyone.