>mfw finally gonna lose my virginity tonight after 70 years

Not tonight my man, be patient, she has to know you're a good guy furst

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makes you think

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>>91562878
>to your daughter

>>91562948
finally she's not a monkey anymore

>>91562948
That is the posture and expression of a PTSD victim coming out of a stay of catatonic hospitalization. I can't believe people actually read this to be "Jack's wife" concept art.

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>>91562878

>>91562878
AND THIS TIME IT'S NOT AKU

>>91563009
I mean, she's been through a lot of shit

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>>91562878
Jack's only true waifu is Aku.

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>>91562878
I really, really hope they'll go for a mentor/student or even father/daughter relationship. Making them a romantic couple would be the final nail in this show's coffin.

>>91563009
I wish I wasn't a dumb phoneposter so I could collect all this denial

>>91563940
don't worry, she'll be calling jack 'daddy' before long.
he'll also mentor her, in the art of love.

>>91563940
Literally why.

Explain yourself.

>>91563623
that thread is still alive lol

>>91564020
He's just a salty virgin.

>>91562948
where'd you find this?

>>91562878
jack could have had sex when he was in the past

>>91567039
he could have, but he chose not to

>>91564020
2beta to make a move on a girl even when there's no chance you'll ever be as close to anyone, much less another woman

>>91567039
That would have gotten rid of his purity which he would have needed to take down Aku

>>91567039
Probably got fucked by one of the greek guys

>>91567173
so, you're projecting?

>>91567187
it's okay when it's in the ass

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>>91567187
>You need to be pure to defeat Aku
>This also includes Virginity, in-spite of the fact that the previous guy who defeated Aku, and who was forever preparing for Aku's potential return deciding to have a wife and a son
>Also implying Big E is not pure