*INSERT SEXUAL JOKE HERE*
You might want to see a doctor about that. My uncle died to cloudy meatballs.
>>91556179
Viral as fuck 10/10 lmao would repost and so forth, but that doesn't even make any sense in the context of the original title
well this actually originated on YTV's facebook page
Not very, i have a low sperm count
Sam is cute! CUTE!
>>91560555Porn when?
>>91560555
I have the impression her libido is huge and is down for some kinky shit.
>>91560787
its the glasses isn't it
>>91560839
Combination of that with the eyes and ponytail.
Also with the years of self image issues, probably looked at a lot of porn.
>>91560555
wait, wasnt she a useless intern working in the city? why is she in the sardine town?
>>91562397
The premise of the show is that she moved to Swallow Falls and was befriended by Flint, but she didn't want to because her family constantly moves and she thinks making friends only to be torn away from them is too hard... so in the first episode, Flint promises that if she ever moves again, he'll invent something to erase her memories of their friendship.
That's the depressing foregone conclusion of this entire show.
I really don't think CN execs thought this through.
>>91562397
The show is set in high school and Sam moves there under the pretense that her family constantly does so. She's reluctant to be friends with Flint due to the fear of moving again, but he promises to invent a memory eraser if she does so she won't be sad. Presumably this is what happens and they forget about each other until the events of the movie.
>>91556179
A FUCKING LEAF
>>91563199
>>91563227
Why is it so hard to set something after the thing you're adapting it from? You can have weird invention episodes, food animal problem episodes, and even have a villain if your willing to say Not-Steve Jobs survived the end of the movie. He had fucking hologram powers, you had an out!
>>91563369
Because after the movies Flint and sam are definitely fucking, and that's just hard for writers to make seem natural in cartoons.
Tangled is handling it pretty well since it takes place early into their relationship.
>>91563369
>>91564087
I assume the reasoning is "kids only want cartoons about characters in school dealing with relatable kid problems"
Disney's Hercules and Emperor's New School series did the same thing.
>>91564651
That's a better point.
I forgot that shit happening to Hercules good lord.
Emperors new school wasn't as bad from what I remembered, it used the same humor, even though it seemed to beat the horse dead sometimes.
>>91563199
>the show implies that her memory will be erased
>He probably erased his own mind too, because he didn't want to lose his best friend
Jesus. I'll have to go rewatch those movies.