I'M A /co/ USER

I'M A TUMBLR TYPE GUY

>>91548546
BEEP BOOP YOU'RE WAIFU A SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

you can't improve on this

>>91548605
EVERYTHING'S MADE OUT OF WAIFUS AND THICC

>>91548605
>Everything's made out of /tv/ and gripe

I'd like to show ya, my digital wife.

>>91548546
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o49cGq9UUBY

OH WOW, A SU THREAD!

>>91548802
CARTOON WAIFUS!

>>91548811
Digital storytime!
Wow, this is fun!

>>91548811
cartoon feet murr

>>91548858
Oh wow, it's Steven...

OH LOOK A /pol/ THREAD.

Yes it's easy to be
a mousketeer like me
when you're doing all the shilling for free!

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>>91548546
Can we get a /co/ version of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

The /v/ version is fucking amazing and is dead-on accurate.

Do some digital generals, hey this is fun!

>>91548924
CARTOON WAIFUS!

>>91548937
"If only there was a place to discuss television"
(the globe displays /tv/)

"If only there was a place to discuss good animated series"
(the globe displays /a/ or if the video is a shitpost /mlp/)

Which one is better, /v/?

>>91548546
>saying coh instead of see-oh

>>91548661
nah...

EVERYTHING'S MADE OUT OF CAPESHIT AND THIGHS

>>91549050
Do you also say see-oh-meeks?

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>>91549050
>not saying coh

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>/v/ is dhmis 4

which dmis is /co/ ?

my vote's for the first one

>>91549063
>>91548661
The THICC meme is site wide. We need something that you can only find on /co/.

>>91549050
>browsing see-oh
>browsing pee-oh-el
>browsing jee-I-eff
>browsing en-ee-double-you-ess

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>>91548938
Wow, good webcomics

>>91549183
EXTRA THICC

>>91549155
No, /co/ is not a creative color.

>>91549155
5 can be /a/.

"I like Loli. You seem to also like Loli.

No!

Do-do-do-do! Lot's of people like Loli!


That's your body. Horny comes from your body.

Get off me!

It's YOUR body, it musta-have to be horny! (not sure if he's saying musta-have-to?)

What's that? A tasty trap! You don't want to fap to a guy like that!

Greedy! More waifu's than that? You'll end up with your mind all gay.

Do-do-do-do-do! Do-do-do-do-do It's legal!

/a/ is magic!

[dance break]

let's fap tons now!

[the phone rings, green guy picks it up and the FBI is on the other end or something]

You see, /a/ is like a special house! With guro, furries, and faggots in all the different rooms. Oh look, there's Mr. fedora in his basement! Haha! (What?)

Now, porn, come through the chimney (sadpanda), and goes from room to room, greeting the different faggots! (hello!)

Now, the good healthy fetishes are nice to the /a/ user, so is invited to stay... in a thread! (yay!)

But the BAD, not healthy fetish-users are very rude, and must be hit with a banhammer! (boo!)

That doesn't make sense...

Do-do-do-do-do... do-do-do-do-do-... it's legal!

[phone rings, more FBI spooks]

I can keep going, but you get the shitty idea.

Remember when /co/ was love?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOdn6vLCuU

>>91549218
I scared the cats laughing

>>91549653
Fuck off reddit.

>>91549598
That one could apply to /pol/. The butterfree is a republican, Malcolm is Trump and it ends with them wanting to bomb Russia.

>>91549554
Damn it I have to keep going. Skipping a little to get to the reason why I picked 5 for /a/....

how can we tell which fetishes are the healthy ones to have?

The fetishes can be sorted using the simple /a/-shape! Choosing normal PLAIN fetishes such as loli, 2D, hot-gluing, and traps, keep the threads going forever, just nicely! Isn't that right! (dying gurgle)

I need to go...

But wait, what's this?

Fancy, showoffy fetishes like feet, tits, THICC, and 3DPD! (UGH)

These fetishes will clog up the thread, with unnecessary bragging! Oh no look, it's all broken and on the floor!

Loli is so great! There's no time to wait! The feds are at my gate! Or it could be just bait? (I can't take this anymore!)

-shitpost over-

So which one is /co/?

>>91549764
I'd suggest 2, do a bunch of jokes on how old the medium of animation is compared to most.

>>91549764
Just do 1 with SJW shit.

>"No! white is not a progressive color!"

>>91549896
What's your favorite idea?
Mine is being supportive!
I don't like that idea.
Because you promote BIG-OT-RY

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>>91549050
>>91549082
>>91549118
>>91549191

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>>91549803
this, we can use the carl arts meme.

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THIS IS THE STORY OF BOCO

THE LONELIEST FAGGOT IN TOWN

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>>91549803
I watched it, it seems hard. A lot of lines I'd have no clue how to replace at first, lot's of short lines. If I changed the script a fuckload I could try, maybe another thread.

>>91549896
I tried this one, but it ended up not really having anything to do with /co/.

"What's your favorite race?

Mine is anything nonwhite!

How do you know that's right?

I just judge you... aggressively!

Now when you look at this man [generic older white dude]... tell me please, what do you see?

It's just a normal old guy!

Maybe to you... but not to me!

I see a nazi racist! (wow!) Walking along, oppressing me!

I don't see what you mean.

'Cause you're not judging... agressively!

Take a look at my hair! (cool!) I dye my hair 'cause I hate myself!

That sounds really faggy.

I dye my hair 'cause I hate myself!

Now... when you stare at the clouds in the sky... don't you find it oppressing? (NO)

Come on, take another look!

oh wait... I can see I'm fat, I see I'm a brat! I can see quite clear that my tits are flat!

[I think we can't rhyme to the original on this line?] I can see I'm white! What can I incite?! I can see a cis-male... and that's not alright!

I think you're getting the hang of it now! Using your delusions, to stay mad all the time!

I might check the privileges of someone brown!

Whoa there friend, you might need to slow down!

Here's another tip! (yah!) Of how to throw a successful shitfit! Go and collect some brownie points, from people of all different colors!

Yellow! Brown! White!

White is not a progressive color!

There's one more thing you need to know! Before you let your menstrual rage flow!

Listen to your heart! Tell men there's insane! Ignore all the logic in your brain!

Come on gals, let's get aggressive!

[shit goes down, have some sort of labeling showing the cake is from a cis-white-male, and add "to all white males" after the bird's "death" message]

Now let's all agree! To keep up our aggression again!

Top quality /co/ thread.

Why do the good threads like this go so slow?

>>91550538
>Sides status: Currently entering Alpha Centauri.

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>>91549050

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>>91551522

OH LOOK A SHITPOST

>>91548654
https://vid.me/MLEB

>>91553602
2D DRAWN WAIFUS

>>91549050
its pronounced /co/

>>91549050
I bet you mispronounce [s4s] too you fucking nerd.

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>>91550682
molto benne

>>91551531
Slow threads and boards are always better than faster ones.

>>91549050
I use to browse /"buh"/ but then I found /"coh"/

AND I AM FUCKING DEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

>>91553666
Stop advertising your shitty edit, Satan.

>>91548937
>>91549002
>blatantly ripping off /v/ instead of creating original content
Wow guys, how far have we fallen?

>>91555130
The only thing original that /co/ has made is the mlp fandom.