Is dance a metaphor for sex?

No, but dancing inevitably leads to sex. Have you never seen Footloose?

No, fondue is.

>>91529987
Ask Starlord

>>91529987
Dancing with someone is one of the primal forms of courtship, anon. Even birds do it.

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>>91529998
>dancing inevitably leads to sex
What?

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>>91529987
No, it's a metaphor for getting rocks off.

bravo Dinsey

>>91529987
No, but it can be used as one depending on how it's handled.

>>91529987

Dance is *always* a metaphor for sex.

>>91529987
What does that mean for Dances With Wolves?

>>91530055
He's joking, but yeah in movie language dancing is a placeholder for the intimacy of sex.

>>91529987

dance is a big element of mating rituals for a lot of animals

if you don't dance you're betraying your DNA

>>91530523
>if you don't dance you're betraying your DNA
Fuck off, dancing is for fags.

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Fondue?

>>91529987
Its a metaphor for gay

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>>91530055

>>91530542

please

every man worth his salt can at least do the two-step in time

do yourself a favor and get lessons

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>>91530731
This brother gets it.

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>>91530033
> That alternate ending where the Guardians all fuck Ronan until he doesn't want to destroy anymore.

It all makes sense now,

>>91529987
No, Cap is not for sexual you pervs

>>91529987
For fuck

>>91529998

Peter Quill please.

You know it could be funny if after Infinity War ends, Peter Shows Steve Footloose.

>>91529987
It's a clever metaphor for dancing

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>>91530765
Reminds me of a book I saw at a thrift store once.

>>91532161
That's just sad, religious nuts are quite insane. I wonder how many of them are conscious of how much brainwashing they practice on children?

>>91532161
>Heno Head, Jr.
>Jr.
>Jun-ior

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>>91529987
Aang certainly seems to agree

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>>91532281
And so does Katara apparently

>>91529987
Why is he so cute /co/?

>>91530055
>>91530517
Dancing with a partner is a particularly intimate, body-focused thing that, yes, often does lead to sex.

Not that pro dancers can't be faithful... mostly you get it out of your system early on. It's people who come to it later in life as a hobby you've got to watch out for. Lots of screwing around then.

Good exercise, though, and it'll keep you limber into old age. Sex too.

>>91532213
Now that deserves a tug of a detective hat.

>>91532281
>>91532296

Think he went Avatar State when he climaxed?

>literal earth shattering sex

Katara was a lucky gal

>>91532281
Flameo, hotman