"RIVERDALE" TALKBACK: DEBAUCHERY EDITION

>>91520750
>Luke Perry
>Molly Ringwald
What year is it?

1. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie doing something stupid?

2. What are the odds the episode completes without a parent doing something evil?

>>91520936
1. 0%
2. 0%

>>91521104
3. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie and Jughead doing something kinda gay?

4. What are the odds the episode completes without Veronica and Betty doing something kinda gay?

>>91520936
Cheryl is going to roofie everyone at the party, so odds are everyone will end up doing something stupid.

And Jughead's father is showing up, so expect parental shadiness as well.

>>91520936
Archie's very existence is stupid.
Tonight I'm doing a maple syrup shot every time he opens his big dumb mouth.

>>91521164
3. 0%
4. 0%, I hope

>>91521182
tumblr pls

>>91521258
>tumblr pls
your kidding right? The guy stumbles from dumb idea to dumb idea, while being manipulated by everyone around him.

>>91521258
Even the other characters think he's dumb and tell him to go home and play with his guitar.

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UPCOMING EPISODES

11. Chapter Eleven: To Riverdale and Back Again (April 27, 2017)
>SUSPICIONS CONTINUE TO GROW - Betty (Lili Reinhart) is slammed overseeing Homecoming and Reunion weekend, but Alice (Madchen Amick) wants her to help with the Jason Blossom investigation. Alice turns to Archie (KJ Apa) and Veronica (Camila Mendes) for help, but when Betty discovers they are working with her mother, she is not happy. After seeing his father FP (guest star Skeet Ulrich) start to clean up his act, Jughead (Cole Sprouse) wonders if it's the right time to give him another chance. Cheryl (Madelaine Petsch) and Polly (guest star Tiera Skovbye) have both decided to go to Homecoming in Jason's honor, until a revelation waylays their plans. Meanwhile, Fred (Luke Perry) and Mary (guest star Molly Ringwald) attend the Homecoming dance, leaving Fred to possibly reconsider the divorce.

There'll be a one week break after tonight and then non-stop until the season finale on May 11.

Other tidbits

>Jason's killer will be revealed on episode 12 and Cheryl will "snap" over the revelation.

>Archie ends season 1 with "the person he is supposed to be with".

>Sabrina is appearing in the season finale and been described as "more ROSEMARY'S BABY and less Melissa Joan Hart".

>Season 2 will be "much darker and much weirder".

>>91521438
...Did he just keep that super expensive guitar Cheryl gave him?

CHERYL BEST WAIFU

STICKY

RETURN OF DARK BETTY?

Here we go.

All these plot points I don't want back.

>A real chalkboard

Ha ha ha ha.

>>91521531
Not like the Blossoms can't afford it they have everything including Gypsy blood.

1 minute in and we are up to 11 with the homo-eroticism

That's a record for the books

>>91521531
he did
damn it archie, when you get a guitar in exchange for becoming ginger breeding stock for the blossom clan you don't get to keep it when you back out of the deal

>>91521553
MAPLE

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Threadly reminder that Archie is perfect and we should protect his smile.

Being Ian Flynn is suffering. First the main Sonic comics are on indefinite hiatus due to company clusterfuckery, then Mega Drive gets cancelled, and now you're forced to do a comic adaptation of Archie giving the not!Grundy the D.

>He goes there every year. It's like, a tradition.
shut the FUCK up archie

Betty and Jughead bang when

>>91521690
betty leaves jughead when she finds out he can only get it up for hamburgers

>don't turn around
>*turns around*

>oh my god don't turn around
>they turn around
top tier writing

Oh boy Dark Betty returns tonight?

SEMOC YTTEB

Oh boy Tumblr is going to be pisssssssssssssssssed.

>>91521731
why?

>Dark Betty
What is this, Pokémon?

Apparently she clawed herself back in the first episode too

>>91521712

Also this

>Be Archie talking to dad
>“Why finalize something in such a final way?”
>kek

>>91521725
>>91521747
Now I need betty in dark phoenix outfit.

>>91521731
What happened?

>>91521735
>>91521791
I assume he means because Chuck didn't get crushed by a Maple tree or something.

>Covergirl
Weekly reminder that men shouldn't be watching this

How can Betty's mom ruin something this week?

>>91521785
Nooooooo. God no.

why dont they advertise real syrup

>>91521835
I thought it was more a case of a black jock slut shaming and their brains exploded

>>91521867
Same reason we don't have a real Big Belly Burger

>Ronnie has reading glasses

>Veronica with glasses
Unf

>glasses Ronnie

I genuinely can't handle this.

My mom just asked me what HBIC means

Ronnie is not for sexual dancing, CW. Ugh.

Wow both looked like shit

wew lads
e
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l
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>>91521888
and now I'm truly dead.

And people complain about this show.

Cheryl did nothing wrong.

cheryl deserved better

>>91521949
>Anon suffered too much blood rush to the dick induced brain death

>Veronica's dancing was shit
>still won
Dropped

That's not maple syrup, Archie.

I have never seen a milkshake that perfect.

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Is there anyone on TV named Chuck that isn't a fucking dick?

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>come home from a long day and the first thing i see is lewd Ronnie dancing

Thank you Riverdale

>>91522041
That old NBC show with Zach Levi?

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>>91522041

Did they cast Hiram yet?

>blackmailing your kid

>threatening letter from jail
absolutely hiram

>>91522063
What is this gif from?

>I'm all about the beast within
BEASTED

Betty's sweater is a nice little nod to Juggs.

Cute sweater.

jug having nam flashbacks

Jughead I swear if you throw a bitch fit after this...

>>91522136
Dude looks asian in the riverdale one-shot. Anyone read the other issue that came out?

>talking about family secrets while the gay espionage snake is near

Juggie is bad at surpises. Damn sour puss.

That's not the face of someone who's enjoying himself

That was probably the fourth eeriest rendition of Happy Birthday I've heard.

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>>91522179
That aint real sesh

This is a pretty perfect shitty party.

REMEMBER ME?

Time for party rape

L E L

WELCOME TO HELL JUGGY

>that look of disgust at normie decadence
Jug really is our guy

dammit archie

I really hate Cheryl and Archie now. Fuck this show. Hahaha.

>>91520936
>1. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie doing something stupid?
So close

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Archie you drunk piece of shit.

Any chance they burn the house down?

crashing this party will make me feel better about my dead brother

>>91522278
Good thing the show is called Riverdale now, ain't it

Why are the other two streams showing Supernatural?

>>91522297
No chance of major fire
Low chance of small fire
Medium chance of dad coming back early
Medium High chance of jug yelling at everyone
High chance of Jug storming out

Dat hamburger cake though

>>91522325
Wrong time zone maybe?

>Seth Rogan movie

NICE!

Jug and Betty will get into a fight with Chuck and Archie will make out with Veronica.

Gay Jake Gyllenhaal at it again

>>91522381
Dat ass

AAAANNNNDDDD everything comes together

>>91522381
>dat ass

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>That look from Jughead's dad.

Bettie is gonna get CHUCKED

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DRAMATIC

>>91522381
AUUUUUGGGHHH SHEEEEEET

>>91522415
>>91522418
>dat hivemind

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>>91522391
I remember a time when they would have said a Seth Green movie.

Betty is so hot when she's mad.

>>91522433
Is this your first episode?

Close the blinds+

is jughead autistic?

Jughead you're such an emo fuck. I'm weird, you want to be more special than everyone else.

Jughead, calm the fuck down.

Holy shit. Juggy going full dick mode.

Jughead is extra emo now. Dear god.

Juggy is the idiot of the day hhu

that was uncalled for valerie

HE'S BEEN VOODOO'D

My gay associate wants to know why Valerie went to Archie's party if she doesn't want to do anything with Archie anymore.

>dad come home pls the room is dramatically spinning I smell bad and I'm soggy

*blocks your path*

Cheryl that is not your house. Fuck outta here.

Jughead it's your party you can veto the fuck out of this nonsense if you don't want to play.

>>91522557

Your gay associate is clearly smarter than the rest of us.

>>91522557
tell them CW Writing

>>91522557
To find a rebound and get wasted?

>>91522557
Because
>They're high school party with beer
>It was advertised as Jughead's party, she didn't go there for him

God the only working stream is so fucking laggy

>>91522570
She locked the door man, there's no way jug can get out of this one

>>91522557
Because the CW beast demands relationship drama and the scene before it with Jughead yelling at Betty somehow didn't meet the quota.

>>91522557
Beer.

>>91521910
>watching this with your parents

>>91522557
Free booze and poor writing

>>91522620
I watch with my daughters
They are teenagers and like the show and so do I

>>91522557
She's pissed at him so obviously she has to show up,look great, have fun and show him what hotness he missed out on.
Small vengeances, anons.

How long 'till Archie cucks Jug and how bad will it be?

>>91522593
He better throw a milkshake in her face then. Or smear cake on her Covergirl lips.

>>91522620
It does admittedly make moments like Veronica shaking her ass awkward.

>>91522620
They've got the only tv in the house ._.

Me too Kevin, me too

>>91522684
>Or smear cake on her Covergirl lips.

OVER THE LINE
V
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T
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L
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Go Ronnie! Grill that bitch!

I N C E S T

Ooooohh shit

It is insane how best girl Veronica is.

>cheryl

; _ ;

Wow ruin everything

MOMMY ISSUES

Reminder that Archie is going to make out with Cheryl later in this very episode.

Why are they sitting here and listening to this?

that was clearly a white stunt double getting punched lmao

>GET OUT
I can't escape that movie anywhere!

Jug got KNOCKED the fuck out.

>>91522781
The chairs....have been SUPERGLUED!

ONCE A SNAKE ALWAYS A SNAKE

>Mama Cooper was a Snake
THIS FUCKING SHOW

How the fuck is FP the best parent in this episode?

Jughead dad shot up to the decent parent ranking.

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>No hat.

THE HAT

They're both DAMAGED
It's adorable

Christ those nail wounds look infected

am I the only one who think Archie's actor way overdid it on botox his face just looks like plastic to me

Leave the hat on, JH! Leave it onnnnnn.

>>91522831
Not that much of shock

Do you think Cheryl likes the movie Frozen?

>>91522867
She was his queen and she was crazier than him

>>91522882

his face doesn't look botox'd at all.

>twincest

Bless you Veronica

IT'S HAPPENING

So this is the status quo for the season? Bughead and Varchie?

RONNIE IS RIDING THE GINGER STALLION TONIGHT

Betty is going to lose it.

Archie is getting all the play.

>MUH BOY

>>91522933

no way cheryl is done messing things up

>>91522882
I don't know about botox but I can't look at any part of his face except the scar between his eyebrows.

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>archie with veronica now
>he's going to fuck this up eventually

I hope Archie's dad walks in on them.
>dad bangs the mom
>son bangs the daughter

>>91522910
no it looks like a slightly melted Ken doll

>He didn't do it
This DUMBASS

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>>91522992
Like Affleck

>>91522982
>and then they swap

>>91523004

considering the women he's gotten involved with have screwed him over, it's probably best he waited.

>>91523004
>>91523030
He did!

Did Archie give her the sticky maple?

>>91523059
I think I just had a "Walk home gently" moment

>>91523004
Now she's really going to want it.

Based Archie playing 4D chess.

Since when do they have a dog??

damn ringwald is so old

>I don't think this town is safe anymore, i want you to come to chicago with me
rip archie, we hardly knew ye

>>91523059

Ronnie is a pure, Christian girl. Archie put her to sleep in his bed and then he took his shirt off since it was so hot.

Stream's fucking up can someone catch me up? All i know is
>Ronnie and Archie kiss
>Jughead says he won't tell
>Betty's mom knows gay snake is dating Kev
>something about pastries

and that's all. Now I see Archie's mom

What the fuck is going on!

Off next week

>ginger wigs
GET OUT GET OUT

What's wrong with Ringwald's face?

MOLLY FUCKING RINGWALD

>>91523157
she's not a vampire like Luke Perry and got old

After so much juicy teenage drama, I don't know if I even want the murder plot to come back

WHO THE FUCK KILLED JASON

This show did Twin Peaks better than Twin Peaks by transitioning the plot away from the murder more smoothly

>>91523242

ur mom, LOL

>>91523141
Ronnie meets Betty at the school paper (offering her a pastry, which Betty mentions she did the night after Ronnie kissed Archie) and tells her what she knows about her dad's involvement with the goings on in Riverdale and joins the investigation. She goes back to the hotel to find her dad sent her a pearl necklace as a gift for testifying on his behalf.

>>91523349
Before that she asks the doorman about her parents and he says that her mother is a good person so she agrees to testify in order to protect her.

>>91523275
Oh no, Betty is out shining Veronica in these photos. Ugh. Might have to switch teams.

>>Jughead gets some weird PTSD moment when he sees Betty walking up with the shirt
>Just loses his shit and never stopped

>>91522534
I liked last week when she ended it with no drama, now she acted like he cheated on or at least lied to her. All she has said was that he kinda ignored her (and now he apologized but apparently that doesn't even put them on speaking terms)

>>91522675
She didn't even look like she wanted him to notice her, if anything she seemed surprised. It was like she didn't even realize that was his house despite being there before

https://youtu.be/FMLUxwgeZvw

>Betty has the darkness
Season 4 Ollie should take her under his wingn

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>>91521561
Saving dark betty for season 2

>>91522570
I wonder why they put up with her shit, I know she has been like this for years and only recently got progressively worse but honestly half the school should ignore her. Even with her money and influence she should easily become a pariah

>>91522982
Family tradition

>>91523709
This kinda happened to one girl I knew in hs. First year it was a novelty, then by the second year everyone was fed up and more focused on school.

She was kinda shit to me before, but she ended up coming to me for advice on how to get people to like her again.

Apropos of nothing.......

Is there a pornstar that looks like Camila Mendes?

if anyone wants to see Camila Mendes' tits

http://www.joblo.com/hollywood-celebrities/gossip/a-see-through-throwback-of-riverdales-veronica-the-sexy-camila-mendes-145

Good episode. Can't wait for next week.

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> mfw I'm back.

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>>91525273
I missed you

>>91523185
Are saying Perry didn't get old? He looked like an old prune tonight. Ringwald, though, she looked like she has some kind of facial dysplasia.

Oh wow snapchat anon is back. Well could you tell me Veronica's actress' snapchat

>>91523491
Those granny panties aren't doing Ronnie any favours.

>>91525532
She still makes it look good

>>91525365
That pic is making me feel things.

Can anyone tell me why everyone is insisting on keeping Archie/Veronica a secret? Nobody should care, neither of them are attached and even Betty is in a relationship. No one should have any problem with them hooking up.

>tfw you were hoping Cheryl would be more into Archie after hearing about how he fucked Grundy

>>91525273
>mfw I'm black

Anyone ever make the mistake of visiting /tv/ and going into their Riverdale threads? There is one guy in every one screaming about how the show is marxist propaganda and that everyone who talks about it is a shill. The best part is that they respond to literally everyone trying to redpill them on the jewish-gay-marxist agenda

>>91526106
I was over there for a bit. Felt like I was in the Twilight Zone or something. Such a weird thread. Also not sure what that guy has against this show especially given most of the threads on tv are waifu/celeb based anyways

>>91526106
Just report them, that's what I do.

>>91526179
He seems convinced that the show runner is using the young women to push the evil marxist beliefs, but NONE of that has appeared in the show yet from what I've seen. It is total twilight zone

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>>91526106
You guys should be happy you only have to deal with me.

How much hot Asian Reggie was in this weeks episode?

>>91526106
/tv/ is beyond hope, when they're not talking about jew conspiracies they're spamming CP

>>91526347
I was going to say, report them like (>>91526183) says is impossible, because /tv/ doesn't seem to have moderators

>>91526347
/who/ is cool, though.

>>91526278
I think almost none. He might have brought a keg over. We did have some half-drunk asshole Dilton though

>>91526380
>>91526347
Yeah. /tv/ has mostly become porn posts, celeb posts, cp, pol, and capeshit (despite claiming to hate it there is nothing but company wars posts constantly), etc… Occasionally you get a good talk back thread, general like >>91526432 said, webm thread, or discussion going but the board really needs better mods

Call me when Sabrina shows up.

>>91521561
Wouldn't be surprised if they literally forgot about that.

>>91527183
>Wouldn't be surprised if they literally forgot about that.

You should try actually watching the show.

>>91527196
I kinda dropped it.

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>>91524854

>Jughead thinks he's just a consolation prize
This shit is getting too real for me

>>91527683
Close to home?

>>91523679

you know the rules

>>91522557

For closure

>>91522969

nuh nigga

>>91525273

Fuck off snapchat anon, we dont need you spamming the thread

Any webm requests?

>>91529135
The whole cheerleader scene

>>91529135
Betty screaming at Chuck, pls.

>>91529135
The Aronosfky-esque scenes near the beginning

>>91523108
Since the pilot, dummy

What did I miss is jughead still pure?

>>91520750
It is pretty pathetic that some teenagers in their free time have managed to find out more about the Jason Blossom case than the freakin' Sheriff.

>>91522912
Notice how Cheryl didn't even bother denying it

>>91523124
Because Chicago is so safe, right?
I mean, Riverdale has had a grand total of one murders this year, whereas everyone knows that nobody gets murdered in Chicago.

>>91529930
>What did I miss is jughead still pure?

No. Archie and Reggie finally took turns on Jughead's ass. They were insulting one another as they tried to one up each other.

Reggie won.

>>91526432
Fuck no.

So we agree
>comics
Cheryl > Veronica > Betty

>TV
Betty > Cheryl > Veronica

will ms. grundy ever return? is she just travelling the country banging teen dudes

>>91531673
Miss Grundy's dead.

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>>91530140
Well then

>>91531634
Can't agree with Veronica last on the show when Cheryl can be good one episode then annoying another. Sometimes she seems like that necessary evil while other episodes it is just "god shut up you sent some queen"

>>91530140
I expected her to feel crushed or hurt but she was probably busy thinking about his syrupy ginger rod and how Betty's sister is the only one that has part of jason inside them now

>Veronica calls Jughead Torombolo
>even though she'd have no reason
m8, I get that they're trying to reference the Mexican prints, but it doesn't make sense. Goddammit this show just goes out of it's way to make me mad and I can't stop watching

is riverdale worth watching?
also what's up with books and CW? I had no idea about riverdale being a thing.

>>91533254
Come for the characters, stay for your waifu.

>>91533254
Berlanti is an absolute madman
Wait a year for the inevitable live-action Babysitter Club adaptation

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>>91529461

Only going to pot the dance off

1/3

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>>91533494
2/3

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>>91533524

>>91529861

when? which time?

>>91523275
>>>>>PLUSH BUS

>>91533560
Cheryl didn't show legs, clearly she had a handicap