Voltron: Legendary Defender

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Came across two interesting ones.
>http://everlilyemrysholmes221b.tumblr.com/post/159406889174
Alfor was the blue paladin,

>http://heero-yuy.tumblr.com/post/159535670775/i-know-that-you-like-sheith-i-think-you
Keith and Allura are possibly related.

I support the Alfor was the blue paladin theory since I've always suspected it, not to mention he and Allura were both shown to control the castle.

I don't support the Keith and Allura are related theory because this implies Keith's true form is being brown like Allura. Although Alfor's "my only child" line does make me suspicious. I can't make sense of the Keith and Allura theory by myself so let us chat away.

Shills aside, this worth a watch?
I like my action shows, how violent is this?

>>91513791
It has good action. The humor is kiddie humor, so there's not much to say about that. It's pretty violent for a kiddie cartoon, with a lot of implied on-screen kills actually.

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One ongoing theory, gotta love the mice

>>91513740
I thought Alfor was the Yellow Paladin

>>91513954
That's what most think, because he's clothing is dominantly yellow, and because of Allura's description of the yellow lion in ep1. This is just an alternate theory. I don't agree with it though, I think Blue's pilot was Galra.

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>>91513954
Please read the theory that I posted anon

I was crossed between blue for Alfor because of his kind nature, and yellow because of his armor. Now I'm sure he's the blue since that was always my first thought and the capes that Alfor and Coran wore.

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>>91513939
Hmm, that really activated my almonds.
I think you're onto something.

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>>91513740
Always figured Alfor was red since Coran says he's following in Alfor's footsteps by wanting to pilot red. Plus Alfor being Zarkon's right hand man might make an interesting Shiro and Keith parallel later on in the show.

However, Coran might just have been talking about piloting a lion in general. Alfor wears alot of both yellow and blue in all his flashbacks, too.

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>>91513674
To put in another theory, although it's more future speculation. I don't have the post on hand, but one person connected the baggy clothes the rebels are wearing with the baggy pants Lotor is seen wearing, and theorized Lotor might have been the one to free Matt. It'd open up the possibility that Lotor can hold Matt hostage to screw with Pidge's head.

I don't find it likely personally, at least not the first part.

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>Heroes are goofy
>bad guys are serious as fuck and actually threatening
I like it.

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Lotor and Keith are (half?) brothers is one i've heard, which is why Keith was hidden on earth along with altean tech. Both are half altean/galra, as Lotor clearly looks from behind, and explaining why alien Keith has "shapeshifted" into a more local human form.

>>91514205
Could this mean that Lotor had been purposely releasing Zarkon's prisoners? This sets up the story line that Lotor is actually good.

>>91514405
Maybe he was taking them for personal use, and those are not actually freedom fighters.

I want to do unwholesome things with Allura.

Like kill galran children.

>>91514393
Keith can't be related to Lotor since that would make Zarkon his baby daddy. Keith's parents are obviously galran and altean.

Keith and Allura can't be related since it would mean that Allura is part galra as well. Hmm.

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>>91514659
Where do you think we are?

>>91514798
It'd be possible if he was the child of Zarkon and Allura's dead mommy. I don't think that's the case though. At least I don't want it to head that way.

>>91514973
This is nice, is there a digital version?

>>91515002
Nope. It came out in July 2016 and Josh is the only cast member to have scanned it and put it online for the fans.

>>91515002
No, it was taken and posted on Josh Keaton's twitter.

>>91514973
I want to let Hunk hold onto me while we watch scary movies.

I'm not good with scary movies either, but I'll put on a brave face for him.

>>91515029
It's no even a scan, he just took a picture of the framed poster he has on his wall.

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>>91515077
This is the other thing he's got.

>>91514921
I just don't think Keith has any familial connection to Zarkon. If he did then Zarkon's focus would've been on Keith, his lost son instead of trying to get black away from Shiro.

>>91515065
I'm not sure what they're watching even. Lance seems excited, Pidge is overjoyed, Shiro is amused, Keith is on default, and Allura's having a good time. What is Hunk's problem?

>>91515152
Some people think the letter is his gift from the show after leaving.

>>91515162
We don't know how invested Zarkon is with his offspring. We haven't even seen him interact with Lotor yet. Keith could've also been a secret pregnancy or just assumed dead, and he's really 10017 years old. I don't even believe in this theory, I don't know why I'm defending it.

>>91515204
>I'm not sure what they're watching even.
The premiere of VLD

>>91515204
Keaton says they're watching Voltron

>>91514205
That middle Galra has only had 3 seconds of screentime and I already love him. Look at those ears!

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>>91515282
Zarkon seems like he probably has hoards of children he doesn't care about unless they achieve something, leading to Lotor being an overachieving tryhard who ventures into weblums and fights in the gladiator arenas. I can see him fugging a baby into an altean or human like alien species and then not even remembering it. Genetic/quintessence experiments are probably thing Haggar's into, too.

>>91515279
Eh, I really don't want Shiro to die. And we don't know if the others got anything like that.

>>91515279
Nah, Shiro's way too popular a character. It just looks like a jokey "in character" letter, since Shiro tells Keith to lead voltron every time something goes even slightly wrong for him.

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Are the klance fandom angrily trying to photoshop Shiro out of this poster yet?

>>91515699
Just go ask on twitter and tumblr.

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>>91515699
None that I've seen. But the Sheith community is on fire, so I don't think it'll take long.

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>>91515766
That's a cute picture.

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>>91515766
And they still think Sheith is going to happen

>>91515845
how anally devastated are they gonna be when kallura and shirelle is endgame?

>>91513740
There's the Allura and Lotor are related theory too.

>>91515917
They'll make the Rukia/Ichigo fanbase look like sleepy kittens.

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>>91514659
>unwholesome

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>>91515917
It'll be enough for another HOAD. And I say that as a Sheithfag.

>>91515917
Why won't they leave canon alone and keep to fanfictions and fanart? I ship Sheith but what happens in canon, stays in canon. Keith sees Shiro as a family member, and Shiro sees Keith as someone who is destined for great things.

I'm not going to bust a nutt whenever they literally stand next to each other doing nothing.

My kind of Sheith is when Keith takes care of Shiro and convinces him to not sell his body out on the streets anymore.

>>91513674
A rebooted Denver the Last Dinosaur is in the same universe

>>91513939
I have a theory as well, buy mice merchandise if you can because they deserve it

>>91514278
Are you a first time watcher of V:LD? If so, welcome to our threads, but be wary of anti-kallura anon

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>>91516064
my nigga. people get way invested in wanting romance shit to be "official", especially in a show like VLD that gives the barest fuck possible about that stuff.

too much energy spent setting themselves up to get BTFO, rather than chilling out and enjoying cute and lewd fan content.

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>>91516414
God, why is Hance so cute,

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>>91514101
I never assumed Alfor was red because that would mean he was as brash as Keith and Lance.
In all of the flashbacks we've had of him he was very gentle.
>>91514205
Lotor was apart of the crew who saved matt, yes, but he's not either of the two in that screenshot.

Why don't you like this theory?
>>91514393
Lotor is half galra and altean going by the original Voltron. He's half in this one too because of the white hair and Zarkon being his father.

Here's a question: Does his altean half belong to Haggar, or Alfor?

>>91516414
>people get way invested in wanting romance shit to be "official"
Thanks a lot, Korra.

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>>91516503
P U R E
U
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>>91516414
>>91516503
I'm starting to like it too, despite canon being against it with Lance the womanizer and Hunk with a rock girlfriend.

But I just like that they're both touchy-feely but in different ways.

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>>91516632

>>91513939
Always a pleasure mouse anon.

>>91516574
Honestly, that show started off as romance focused by putting Korra and that guy together at the start. Right there, the fans were born and believed that by the end of the series, Korra and the guy would be husband and wife.

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Theories + Hance thread? Variety, I like it.

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>>91516659

>>91516531
>Why don't you like this theory?
Because it sets up a possible redemption. Unless he's kidnapping Matt.

>>91516675
>Mouse anon
>Not calling him mice anon as he deserves
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91516637
Vain skirt-chaser falling for the chubby hubby bro is pretty delicious. I love Shay but Hance is just cute, CUTE!

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>>91516689
>+Hance
>Shippers

Shippers can never contain themselves in these threads. I don't know what happened to /c/ and /cm/'s Voltron threads but expect more ships to be posted.

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>>91516577

>>91516777
something will always rise to fill the void without a drip-feed of regular content, and with a show that has the full spectrum of tasty guys, furfags, and the rare reverse trap, of course it's shipping

more Coran is appreciated though, as he is a gorgeous man

What happens if you take Hunk's headband off?

>>91516762
Why can't bros just be bros?

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>>91516777
I think that's largely a lost cause. There isn't much else to do.

That said, I've been thinking: anyone who's done VR stuff, just HOW COOL would a VR Voltron/Lion cockpit sim be?

Anyone have cool Lion gifs/webms?

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>>91516731
I don't want Lotor to get a redemption arc. It reminds me of their other show where the bad boy got a redemption arc and became one of the good guys.

They do not need to do that, but I won't throw a fit if it does happen. Particularly because this would mean that they're uninspired hacks.

>>91516847
Why does any ship ever exist, anon?

>>91516847
They can and will stay just bros in canon.

Nothing wrong with having fun with fan shipping.

>>91516847
because I'm too horny for that, anon

your move.

Have we already talked enough about why Zarkon and Alfor stopped being friends and became enemies? Or can we talk about it more?

>>91516911
if they absolutely have to do a redemption arc I wouldn't mind if it was a more minor character like one of his lieutenants or something, but yeah Lotor himself would be beyond weak.

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Hunk is for bully.

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Hance

>>91516842
It would be extremely painful.

>>91517053
Lance should stick a mouse inside Hunk's underwear.

>>91517101
Is this an edit?

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>>91517031
All talk about any theories is encouraged, no matter how old since it keeps our brains fresh on what we don't know about this show.

Many people think Zarkon and Alfor had a falling out because of a woman. Could it be they dated the same woman and she ended up birthing Allura and Keith? This doesn't make sense.

>>91517050
I honestly don't know how they'll handle Lotor's endgame, but I can't see him being killed off.

>>91516911
That thumbnail made me think of the mall unilu.

>>91517050
>Haggar needs a new Robeast
>who fucked up lately?
>Bara does nothing around here
>we learn Bara's name when Throk drops to his knees and screams his name after Voltron slices the new robeast into pieces

>>91517031
We have nothing at all to go on so there's not too much more to discuss. I'm hoping Haggar's reveal will be a lead into more info about it in S3, probably via Allura freaking out and Coran dropping a backstory bomb

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>>91517156
Cunilu is a wonderful ship

>>91517110
He's a big guy

>>91515917
>>91516033
I think if (when) Keith ends up straight/with Allura, the reaction wouldn't be as bad as if Keith ended up with another not-Shiro guy.

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>>91517182
Why must you hurt me?

>>91516503
Because Hunk is a big, nurturing teddy bear and Lance needs that.

>>91516777
Shipping's half the fun for me. And Hance is at least a rare one.

>>91517144
At least one is legit, but I was only half-watching.

>>91513674
What do you guys think of this? Written before VLD came out

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/feature/2016-02-12/anime-youd-love-to-see-remade/.98622

Yeah, we all know that Netflix is bringing Voltron back yet again. But while previous Voltron iterations have had their moments, they've always felt like they were missing something, at least to me. I think that a fundamental part of the magic that made the original classic work so well lies in acquiring and bowdlerizing an original Japanese TV series. So rather than a Voltron remake, what I'd like to see is a remake of Golion. Here's how I see things:

High above planet Altera, an old colonial world inhabited by humans, a long-distance colony ship arrives in orbit, filled with refugees fleeing an Earth rendered uninhabitable by a long, pitiless nuclear war. Expecting to be greeted warmly by their long-lost brethren, the Terrans are shocked with the Alteran military regards them as aliens and takes them all prisoner. The ship's leader, a bombastic politician named Takeshi Shiro, is abruptly executed for threatening Altera's fleet commander, and so the ship's young captain Akira Kogane becomes the de facto leader, with his four-man crew of pilots and engineers as his advisors.

They learn that, while the planet appears to be governed by the Alteran royal family, a military junta actually rules Altera-- one that launches their forces to meet the invading Galra Empire at the end of episode 1. In the confusion, Akira meets Prince Raido and Princess Fala, who offer him a trump card-- five robot lions, ancient alien artifacts that are beyond the understanding of Alteran military scientists. It turns out that their father, the long-deceased king, had worked out how to activate the robots—a secret he left with his kids. Kogane's team is left with both a powerful weapon to repel the Galrans and a means to protect their fellow Terrans from the suspicious Alteran military leadership.

>>91517598
The two main guys he could (in theory) end up with are Hunk and Lance. I don't know about Heith, but Sheithfags wouldn't be the only ones ticked off by Klance happening.

>>91517762

Man, I feel like I'm writing fanfic! Anyway, the first successful sorties of the mysterious lion robots prompt an escalation of force from the Galran emperor, who's facing a crisis of his own-- his planet is out of resources, and he's being pressured by his own son to de-escalate and treat with the Alterans. When a towering, beastly Galran weapon arrives and lays waste to the capital, Kogane makes a key discovery-- the five robots combine into a gestalt of their own! But this towering humanoid robot, Golion, is sentient, and every time they combine and use it, it becomes harder and harder to control. As political pressures mount, the Golion team are forced to put down an armed conflict between the Alteran junta and their own fellow Terrans, and eventually Golion itself, maddened by millennia of isolation and infuriated by pilots that it regards as cruel puppet masters, breaks Free! and lays waste to the Alteran fleet in a direct visual homage to the God Warrior scene from Nausicaä.

See, it's not enough to just redesign the lion-bots and update the characters a bit-- you gotta put some meat on the bones of the story, and I think Shou Aikawa could provide plot and character work that would make this brave new Golion both fiercely politically intelligent and accessible to a broad audience. Mecha designs would be boldly updated by Masami Obari, who'd bring in his muscular, over-the-top aesthetic to great effect. The director would have to be Yasuhiro Imagawa, who'd handle the series with his typical galloping cadence and fine cinematic sensibilities, while still preserving beloved old elements like the monster/adversary of the week formula. Naturally, almost every episode of the initial 26-episode series would have to end with either a crucial revelation or a hair-raising cliffhanger.

>>91517811

As that 26 episodes wind their way to a thrilling climax, Princess Fala, with the help of Golion, successfully deposes her planet's military dictatorship. But in the fight, her brother Raido, now one of Golion's pilots, is killed-- only to be replaced by the Galran Prince Sincline, who turns from honorable foe to crucial ally in the continuing struggle against the Galran Emperor. Peace eventually settles across the galaxy, and if the show does well enough, season 2 can be all about the combined forces of the Alterans, Terrans, and Galrans as they face off against the Vril-- the cold, ancient, and ruthless celestial engineers who created Golion in the first place! And when all seems lost, Imagawa will reveal the story's coolest surprise: turns out that desperate trip from Earth to Altera way back at the beginning of the show was done in cold sleep, without hyperspace technology, a sub-lightspeed trip that took about 1,600 years. As the Vril prepare to destroy their defiant creation and its pilots, Earth's fleet, long since recovered from the ancient nuclear cataclysm, jumps into Alteran space, along with their own robot dreadnaught-- Dairugger XV.

Only one question remains here-- how would you turn something like this into Voltron? The way I see it, just change the names, if that. No doubt that the new CG Voltron will involve some selling of toy robots to children, but it's just as much a nostalgia vehicle for the adults who grew up watching the original in the 80s and 90s, so making a sharper, smarter Voltron shouldn't be a problem. The only element that I'm not really taking into account here is the gang of mice that the princess hangs out with. But they'd be in the mix somewhere, I guess!

>>91513740
>Alfor was blue paladin
No.

>Keith and Allura are possibly related.
Double no.

These theories are terrible.

>>91517811
>Masami Obari
He's great for some things, but I don't see him for Voltron itself.

Maybe put him in charge of robeasts, or as a guest designer for the anti-Voltron.

>>91517839
>>Alfor was blue paladin
>No.
So which do you think he was?

>>91517182
It hurts.

>>91517153
I think the woman theory is awful and petty. And honestly it just makes the woman pig disgusting Guinevere tier. No Arthur please.

>>91517875
That guy, but it's not Blue. Blue is too important to Keith's origin. I still think he was yellow.

>>91518003
I mean "not that guy."

>>91517153
>Many people think Zarkon and Alfor had a falling out because of a woman. Could it be they dated the same woman and she ended up birthing Allura and Keith? This doesn't make sense.
I'm thinking she birthed Allura and Lotor, and that either Lotor's not going to lust after Allura in this version or he'll stop when he finds out they're related.

I can tolerate a lot, but baby momma cucking drama is something that would massively turn me off from VLD.

>>91518040
This is a Y7 show, anon.

>>91518040
>Taking the Tenchi Muyo joke too seriously.

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>>91515917
I don't think sheithers tend to be as insane as shalluras since they mostly tend to be over 15, but there will definitely be some salt from younger shippers who don't know cuddly moments =/= gay content in kids' shows. I think the biggest HOAD we've ever seen will be primarily klancers when kallura happens and/or when lance gets a girlfriend. Wouldn't even be surprised if one of them tried to stab a crewmember at a con.

>>91518093
B-but is MUST be a clue!

Best theory is Zarkon's wife and Alfor's wife were lesbian lovers.

>>91518124
This is why fandoms should have stayed for adults.

>>91518040
That, or Zarkon bonked Alfor's sister. Or his mother.

>>91518160
Adults aren't immune from that shit. Did you see that 40 something shitllura shipper in the HOAD?

>>91518183
Haggar was Alfor's sister but she left the family before even Coran knew them.

I want Allura to hold Keith in a bridal carry.

>>91518090
Which is why he'd be visibly grossed out when he found out he'd been wanting to nail his sister.

It's better than Star Wars, where the sibling lust is just quietly swept under the rug.

>>91518093
I'm assuming you're referencing something.

The way I see it, it's more likely they'll use an established (if only by implication) character instead of making someone new. That means Allura's mom, Coran's mom, or Haggar.

Haggar isn't lucky enough to get the Z and we're not lucky enough to live in a universe where Coran and Lotor are half-brothers, so I'm betting on Allura's mom.

>>91518183
I'll also accept these.

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>>91518085
You're too late. Zarkon's been getting cucked for a long while, now.
the lions are made of people, evangelion style. that's his wife in black.

>>91518213
Kids in hoards are the worst offenders. At least adults had Fandom Wank to call out the fringe shit.

>>91518250
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God I fucking hope not. I'd much rather the lions were their own beings. Maybe even give them an episode like the Doctor Who one where the TARDIS is a human girl for a while.

>>91518259
I think it's largely because tumblr's mod are always asleep, they're just left to roam unchecked and start violent little fandom cults, dox and harass people so that nobody wants to interact with them, and end up in an echo chamber full of other idiots, slowly getting louder and louder and more insane.

>>91518293
preemptively claiming red lion waifu

>>91518309
I mean the last part about getting louder and louder and more insane could also be applied to us in all honesty

>>91518320
Good taste. I claim Green.

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>>91518320
>>91518293
>be lance
>everybody else's lions turned into cute girls
>blue transforms

>>91518372
I'm claiming Yellow then. I don't think many will fight me on that.

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>>91518320
Black lion waifu for laifu

>>91518213
>40 something shitllura shipper
Christ, that's even older than oldest Lotllura and Kallura shippers I know of (they tend to be late twenties or early thirties)

>>91518393
She was my second choice because you know she's a sweetheart, but I have a thing for nerds.

>>91518384
Not to be a furfag, but uh
I would

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>>91518384
Thanks for ruining my night.

>>91518410
You're waifu's a slut.

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>>91518431
You're welcome.

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This guy right here was Lotor, and because Hunk made that whole "What, do you all know each other?" joke, he knows that Keith is half Galra.

>>91518384
>lance has been inside him this whole time

>>91518466
Best if constantly jokes about that very thing.

>>91518384
Still cute.

>>91518479
"Lancie-poo, you've been inside me so many times... I just want to change it up!"

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>>91518466
>>91518479
>>91518504

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Lotor will actually hate Allura and want Keith to join him in a fun reversal of their roles in the original series, with his fondness for Keith stemming from them both being half Galra and had lonely upbringings, and his hatred for Allura being related to why Zarkon destroyed Altea.

>>91518384
Lucky faggot

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>>91518466
>>91518500
>>91518479

I knew you were all just a bunch of furfags.

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>>91518538
I'd dig that.

>>91518293
>>91518320
>>91518372
>>91518393
>>91518410
We've already got art for Bara Furry Blue, but what would the Lion Waifus look like?

>inb4 Green is Pidge 2: Giant Tits Edition

>>91518554
Did the galraposting not tip you off immediately?

>>91518124
It's not that Sheithers are as insane as the klancers and Shitllura's, it's just that they keep embarrassing themselves.
These grownups keep making I hate hetero posts and insist that their fanon dipection of shiro and Keith's relationship is canon.

Don't defend them, they're still as shit as the other obsessed shippers.

>>91518538
I actually like that.

>>91518604
Yellow would be T H I C C A F

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>>91518384
I'm not into lots of muscles, but that's one sexy furry.

>>91518636
Hell yeah, she'd be like a stereotypical German barmaid.

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>>91518608
Galras still have more human faces generally. This stuff is just straight up furporn.

>>91518620
welcome to the world of the fujo. this has at least been going on since Wolfstar fans were saying Shoebox Project was their canon during the Harry Potter days.

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Sorry, I'm not sure if I can get it right myself, can someone explain what fujo is? I've seen it mentioned a lot here lately

>>91518730
Fujoshi = yaoi fangirl

>>91518744
It means "rotten girl."

A male fujo is a fundashi.

>>91518620
Welcome to fandoms. I'd say a good 80-90% of people in any given fandom are extremely embarrassing, sheith/kallura/whatever voltron ship you want included.

Klancers are just standout right now because they're batfuck insane and likely to try to dox people in an attempt to ruin their lives over a ship, bust up somebody's stall at a con and generally be insane. It's fun to watch, though.

>>91518676
True
Also obligatory
>Ywn have a big space cat husband to pet and please

>>91518730
A girl/woman who watches anime for the sole purpose of shipping the male character's together.

>>91518686
>Shoebox Project
Aw man, that takes me back.

>>91518776
They have original gayshit too. In fact, there was original gayshit before fandom came along.

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>>91518744
>>91518776
Thanks, are voltron uh "fujo's" acting stupid or something? I didn't look much into it beyond just thinking about what fujo meant originally

>>91518384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>91518860
90% of this fandom's bullshit can be traced back to them. Like all the shipping wars are fueled by fujos

>>91518860
Back during the Geocities days, western fujos were banished to closed yahoo mailing lists, secluded archives and Yaoicon, forever having to keep their fujoness hidden and "don't like don't read"ed. Now after the yaoi/slash side of fandom took over, they're free to walk the earth and wreak havoc.

It has only gotten steadily worse with every passing year.

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>>91518891
This applies here

>>91518834
>original gayshit
Yeah, it's called yaoi, shonen ai, or boylove.

Fujos are usually aware that the show they make content for doesn't cater to them. They like shows where the guys aren't interested unto the other since it gives them a lot to work with.

Voltron unfortunately falls under a fujos radar.

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>>91518936
>>91518960
Jesus christ, did tumblr only fuel this?

>>91519034
Specifically seeking out entertainment catering to a male audience and shipping it is a time honored tradition that goes back to the 80s. You can blame them for why Shonen Jump started adding girly characters.

>>91519044
Yes. Livejournal could be a lot more strict on moderation. Plus people had more platforms for calling bad behavior out. You still got bad behavior, but people were a lot more critical of it. Tumblr is too much of a combination middle school, asylum and hugbox.

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>>91519108
>girly characters
What's wrong with that?

>>91519174
Absolutely nothing, it's just interesting looking at how shonen comics started catering to a secondary audience.

>>91519171
Tumblrfujos are an entirely different race from hardcore fujos though. "Real" fujos still mostly hang out in private spaces, and don't care about canon or the rest of the fandom. Tumbrlfujos are just what teen girls are when they try to find their self-worth through fictional characters. They take shipping very personally, and hate vaginas.

>>91516659
>blowjob before thinking about kissin

is this how gays do?

>>91519686
It's how gay Lance do.

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>>91519044
>>91519272
I think part of what created the monster we see today was the shallower elements of fujodom fusing with the identity politics-obsessed faction of the developing "social justice" left. For the tumblrfujo, fujoshipping is not (on a surface level) about getting your rocks off anymore, but about signaling one's own moral righteousness and making judgements on others'. Het ships or other insufficiently "progressive" ships are actually IMMORAL because they "steal" representation from sexual minorities.

But since the real motivation of shipping is thinking things are cute and wanting to see characters fug, you get a swirling shitstorm of motivated reasoning and infighting to make what you LIKE into what is considered morally RIGHT.

>>91519739
SJW was such a weird fusion with fujodom. A lot of the old fujo content took exploitative sexual situations to the extreme. Take a look at yaoi to see what kinds of scenarios were more common back in the day.

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>>91513674
>>91516911
Here's a thought: Could Lotor become an ally WITHOUT being redeemed? Could Lotor remain selfish and cruel at heart and still be useful as a force for the greater good?

I wouldn't mind if Lotor didn't remain the primary villain if that were the case. And I still ascribe to the theory that there is a far greater menace than the Galra Empire down the road. He's still introduced as an antagonist, but doesn't go through the sort of redemption arc that turns him into a sidekick character.

I would love to see a still essentially villainous Lotor fighting against an even worse evil that threatens everything and everyone. Voltron fighting alongside Lo-tron; not as friends, but sharing the same goal. An alliance born of convenience that ultimately leads to a stable equilibrium between the Galra Empire and a nascent Galactic Alliance.

And Lotor wins the Allurabowl in a Hades/Persephone type bargain for the sake of peace. Muhahaha.

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>>91520038
this is you right now

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>>91520074
No anon, I'm afraid I'm much more far gone than that. More like this.

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This show throws out a lot of references but TTGL ones especially.

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Keith has a Galra form that emerges when he's hit with Druid magic or corrupted Quintessence.

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>>91520198
I liked TTGL, but TTGL itself referenced a lot of older mecha shows that Voltron could just as well be referencing. Depending on what scene you're referring to specifically, that is.

>>91520248
>corrupted Quintessence.

so galra jizz right?

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Alfor booby trapped the Black Lion in case Zarkon ever got Voltron back. That's what teleported Shiro away to some far flung corner of the universe.

Shiro will not have side adventures in Season 3 and will not be back quickly. He will feature heavily in flashback, but we're not meant to know what happened to him right away.

>>91520248
Keith gets stuck in Galra form for a few episodes.

Turns out he makes an attractive Galra. He gets hit on as a running joke until he reverts back.

>>91518676
Some people draw the Galra with more animal-like faces, and it triggers my tism. That artist included. I like their art, but they tend to get Sendak's facial features wrong.

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>>91520248
>>91520326
Keith turns purple for a bit, but reverts back to human because that's the way he imagines himself in his own head and therefore he always reverts back to how he thinks he's supposed to look.

Lotor says he should embrace his Galran form, but Keith rejects it, stating clearly that he's from Earth, and that's who he is no matter what.

>>91520198
Yeah, TTGL is most heavily referenced series thus far.

>>91520257
It's TTGL stuff, dude. This is quite obvious as the show itself was actually "required viewing" for the JM staff before they turned into Mir.

>>91520306
Keith has ascended the booty meter after the BoM ep.

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>>91520038
>And Lotor wins the Allurabowl
>Not Lotor winning the Keithbowl

>>91519272
Yeah, old school fujos don't seem to have the weird vagina hate Tumblr fujos have in my experience. Sure, they mainly ship dudes, but they don't seem to shit all over female characters like Tumblr fujo do.
>>91519739
Pretty much this. They fused their shipping shit with their SJW bullshit, and it turned into what shipping is today. It's why wank is now called "discourse". They try to make everything seem more important than it is. Like there's always some sort of political angle to two cartoons fucking.

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>>91520393
That's fine. I never said there weren't any, just that not all of them might be. This show clearly references more than just TTGL after all. But again, if we don't bring up any specifics we never have to be wrong either way.

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>>91520426

>>91520248
Too bad he's gonna just be a drow instead of fuzzy.

>>91520426
PRAISE KEITOR

>>91520393
Allura has cloudy hair and multicolored eyes like Nia. I think Nia is a direct influence on Allura's current look.

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>>91520426
>omega
ABO has ruined fandom. Used to be you'd get ridiculed for that shit

>>91520466
Of course it has more references than just TTGL but the original anon said TTGL was the largest influence -- which it is.

>>91520538
I thought this too when I first saw her.

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>>91520541
What does ABO stand for? Alternative birth orifice, like buttbabies?

>>91520564
>TTGL was the largest influence -- which it is.
I'd say Voltron is a pretty big influence.

>>91520590
kek

>>91520576
Alpha-Beta-Omega. A fanwanked hypothetical form of all-male sexual dimorphism to facilitate all-gay fanfic.

>>91520576
Alpha/Beta/Omega. These are essentially types of males.

>>91520393
If I recall correctly, Gainax actually worked with Bryke in the past for a charity project. They would definitely be on good terms with Mir.

>>91520576
It stands for alpha beta omega. It's a caste system involving mpreg and other fancancer.

>>91520590
This is Voltron though.

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>>91518960
>tfw fujoshit
>tfw God looses you upon the earth like a plague, to do as you will and rend the land like a poisonous beast

>>91520647
They're just trying to be a smartass, anon.

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>>91520538
We can count what references people caught for different shows
>Allura - Nia hair
>line-movement art - TTGL hype moments
>bayard insert - core drill insert
>various animes in the pirate costumes
>Gendoing

I don't remember other ones from the top of my head.

>>91520628
This is true. The Gainax staff are completely aware of and respected Mir. Although a lot of the oldies moved onto Trigger or founded their own studios.

>>91520704
Shiro and Keith are pale imitations to the original hot blooded duo.

>>91520723
Gainax is old and busted.
Trigger is new hotness.

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>>91520652
I've always seen fujos as more cultish. They worship their mystery religion in the dark corners of the internet and abduct pairs of attractive men from nearby fandoms.

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>>91520541
It can always be worse.

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>>91520806
Fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>91520806
Why did you spoiler tag it?

>>91520851
For the surprise.

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>>91520806
>Wolf's Rain AU

>>91520704
Pidge wore Kamina glasses in Space Mall

>>91520806
why is it not a lion?

Shiro is alive and will be rescued shortly into season 3.
Pidge and Hunk will form a stronger bond with each other like their previous friendships.
Lance will get character development that makes the blue lion the strongest for a few episodes before everyone just gets better.
Voltron will actually feel powerful.

>>91520590
???

>>91520806
Are you the anon here who is turned on by that pic?

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>>91520865
But now people know not to click on it.

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>>91520904
Not as sexy.

>>91520306
>Pidge
>off-limits
Tumblr truly is a hellscape.

>>91520806
That's pretty hot.

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>>91520929
Nope.

>>91520306
Keith got an ass upgrade in season two. It must be his Galra genes coming out, they truly make everything better.

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>>91520929
No, the anon turned on by it is me.

>>91520940
Does he leg-lock the wolf?

>>91520947
The fat guy is also supposedly the one with the better ass.

>>91520940
>ywn

>>91520973
i as well, friend

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Fucking furfags

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>>91520929
Maybe.

>>91520274
I don't think activating his hand so close to his neck is a good idea, unless he's actually trying to die here

>>91520882
there is literal wolf's rain au art somewhere

>>91520704
Gurren Lagann:
>Robeast Prorok looks like a Gunmen
>Some of the Galra commanders wear Lazengann-inspired costumes

Other stuff:
>Slav seems to be based on Deepak Chopra
>Shiro asks Coran to "Open hailing frequencies" like they did in Star Trek
>Roy Focker works at the Galaxy Garrison

>>91521020
>not wanting Keith to get knotted
Pleb!! PLEB!!!

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>>91521020
Can't be furry if it's an actual animal.

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>>91520976
He knows what he likes.

>>91520940
Is this a reference to something? Why is Keith making out with a wolf?

>>91521041
Maybe it's set to vibrate.

>>91521115
so majestic, so powerful

>>91521087
It's like you want him to end up with a prolapse or something.

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>>91521093
What do I call a wolf-hugger then?

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>>91521129
Why.... wouldn't he be?

>>91521162
>not wanting to see Keith's insides hang out
fucking pleb

>>91521075
>Shiro asks Coran to "Open hailing frequencies" like they did in Star Trek
How the fuck did I miss this

>>91521115
>Pidge isn't a Shetland
What is this garbage?

>>91521115
PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE INTO THIS HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can under wolfplay, but half horses? haha!

>>91521168
Zoophile. Zoo for short.

>>91521194
wolves are stinky

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>>91521129
Yeah, it's a reference to mental illness.

>>91521230
>he's never seen the wristfooted boytaurs

>>91521198
>Keith will never look shyly back at you, blushing as he tries to shove his colon back in.

>>91521240
It's a space wolf.

>>91521264
>he's never seen HorseKeith and HorseShiro touching each others Horsecocks

>ywn blow out Shiro's asshole

Why even live?

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>>91521293

>>91518224
I want Keith and Allura to scream each other's name when they think the other is in trouble.
>KEIITTHHH!!
>ALLLUURRRAAAA!!!

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Animals are only for cute. PLEASE

>>91521379
This is my fetish.

>>91521340
>not the superior combination of NormalKeith and HorseShiro

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>>91521442
No.

Look at you Keithfags. I never wanna see either of you making fun of the Pidgefags who want to sniff Pidge's armpits.

We all have some form of degeneracy in us which is why we're here on 4chan.

>>91521391
>those faces
I'm sorry anon, but he's balls-deep in that pussy.

>>91521391
KEK.

>>91521075
I always knew TTGL was the biggest influence but I missed out on the Lazengann designs. I will need to rewatch.

>>91521468
Slut boy's asshole > sweaty girl's armpit

>>91521461
>dat Pidge

DELET THIS

>>91521468
Keithfags have always been the degeneracy heart of /vld/

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>>91521391
>Do you think I'm cute?

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>>91521579
Why is he dressed like a dom.

>>91521548
>gotta fug the mice

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>>91521548
THE CUTEST

>>91521579
No titties.

>>91521710
Keith is more than a tight butt in a purple catsuit.

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>>91521542

>>91521710
Droopy ass in this one.

>>91521829
Hm, very nice.

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>>91521709
Keith is DFC

>>91521829
Now we're talkin'.

This fujoshit is gonna get worse when S3 drops and Lotor appears.

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>>91513674
What if Zarkon is the Senate?

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>>91521829

>>91521873
>red heels
>stockings
>firm ass
>pinup pose
VERY nice.

>>91521860
>>91521911
Sendak likes to dress like that for his husbando.

>>91521925
Prepare your ass for Keitor.

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Judge pls.

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>>91521836
Gotta have a little bit of jiggle.

>>91521965
Who is his husbando, anon?

>>91521980
>Judge pls
I've retired.

>>91521925
I'm fine with the fujoshits as long as they aren't Discord fags who spam all our content onto other places. Keep that shit on /co/.

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>>91521766
Sure.

>>91522043
I know. It makes me want to stop contributing art or edits because it only brings in newfags.

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>>91522014

I want Keith to get absorbed by Cell

>>91522188
>ywn find well written Keith absorption erotica.

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>>91522279
Why must this fandom be so tamed and vanilla?

>>91522279
>absorption erotica
So that's a thing huh? Who am I kidding, of course it's a thing.

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Can someone explain to me the appeal of Keith. I just don't get why he's so popular and people put Lance down when the two are being compared.

>Lance
>delicious brown
>full of energy
>likes having fun
>makes friends very easily and would befriend almost anyone and anything
>would help his friends with anything without much protest
>loves his large family
>loves the beach
>cares about his appearance
>moe due to talking big but has bits of self-doubt

>Keith
>might actually have autism
>weird hair
>doesn't wash his hands after he uses the restroom/is probably smelly in general
>stares at knives all the time

>>91522407
Fuck off Lance

>>91522043
I know which tumblr users have been putting our /coc/ on tumblr or other places. They're exactly the type of sheith-loving Discord fags you predicted they would be.

>>91522407
>Can someone explain to me the appeal of Keith. I just don't get why he's so popular and people put Lance down
/co/ is the mad bantz of 34 contrarian people compared to the whole Tumblr Voltron fandom.

>>91522437
Post them. I might recognize them from the tumblr sheith tag.

>>91522390
Blame D&D with the sexy, sexy gelatinous cubes.

>>91522407
Lance, are you feeling left out? Do you want us to talk about you getting a prolapse from fucking a wolf too?

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>>91521766
Oh, he's so much more.

>>91522390
>Keith talks all big to Cell
>Gets in his defensive position before rushing towards Cell
>Cell brings his tail over Keith and enlarges it
>Keith stops dead in his tracks, looking at the vacuum tail with wide eyes
>Cell encloses his tail around Keith's upper body
>Keith panics and struggles, gasping
>Cell lifts Keith off the ground and begins to swallow him
>Keith panics even harder, kicking his feet
>Cell swallows him to his waist
>Keith continues to struggle
It's a guilty pleasure.