So never want to see another spring for as long as you live, do ya!?
The name's Coily. Coily the Spring Sprite they call me. I heard your wish and mister, you're gonna get it.
They'll be no more springs from now on.
>>91505731
GET OUT OF HERE COILY
I don't care, there's still butter and meatloaf.
>>91505731
I already bought the damned temperpedic. Now haunt me no longer!
>>91505731
But...but the Earth is like a spring!
"I never realized until lately that springs have such a universal use. Why, there's springs in mousetraps, guns, exercisers, hinges, pogo sticks..."
"Guns, huh?"
>>91505828
NO SPRINGS
>>91505804
Almost nailed me in the crotch there, Steve.
More grey asses
As long as we have zinc, we don't need springs.
Where does Coily fit in God's plan for us?
COILY GET OUT IM PISS
I'll show Coily, I'm going to digitize everything.
>>91505731
What's an old, obscure animated movie the new MST3K could riff on?
>>91507384
Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure?
>>91505731
Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?
>>91507384
The Christmas tree movie
>>91507500
the one that rlm discussed on best of the worst?
>>91507500
Would that be long enough for an episode?
>>91507384
Fleischer's Gulliver's Travels.