/co/ movies no one remembers.

>>91501035
Is that triggered bitch in the SS hat?

>>91501035
So I never read The Spirit, but is it normal for him to get his ass beat and made to look like a joke?

>>91501035
Fuck im still mad about this fucking movie.

>>91501110
I read a bunch of spirit comics when i was younger. I have no idea what this movie was supposed to be about but none of it made any fucking sense to me. In the comics i read he wasnt invincible or whatever he was just a normal dude that woke up in his coffin and dug hid way out. He was just like a detective. I have no idea who the fuck the antagonist of this movie was. I just remember being mad as fuck

>>91501210
Saw this in the movies.

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>>91501035
Scarjo was very attractive in this movie

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They even made a sequel.

>>91501110
Nah, the humor was pretty out of place

>>91501068
That would be Scarlett Johansson.

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Arguably one of the most accurate superhero movie adaptions

>>91501035
I don't know how Miller justified this trash when he was such close friends with Eisner.

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/co/ movie that people forget is a /co/ movie

Same as a History of Violence

>>91501035
I remember it being terrible. So bad, that I regret not drinking bleach and killing myself for watching it.

The only other movies that made me seriously contemplate suicide were Transformers 4, Bad Milo, and The Spirit.

Not even Cannibal Ferrox or Galaxy of Terror were that bad.

I unironically love this movie. I mean, it's a terrible, terrible Spirit adaptation. But it's definitely got that kitschy feel to it.

I remember jacking it to Eva Mendas

I was a horny teenager and she took a photocopy of her butt

>>91501591
Didn't someone from Disney want to make an animated adaption of it but it was rejected or some shit?

>>91501319
Remember seeing her character and thinking at the time, if they ever made a FMA adaption she'd be perfect as Hawkeye

>>91501684
>Eva Mendas
I haven't seen her in anything for a while, looks like she became a stay at home mom after having Gosling's kids

>>91501684
Aren't all the women in this movie legitimately buxom and plump in a really appealing way? I seem to remember them all being built like brick houses.

>>91501210
But who could forget Captain America's Don't Stop Believing?

>>91501035

I AM THE OCTOPUS

I GOT EIGHT OF EVERYTHANG

>>91501839
imagine

>>91501822
Frank Miller seems to have a type

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>>91501925

>>91501509

History of Violence was better as a movie imo. Isn't there like three books about the characters from Road to Perdition?

>>91501210

Chris Evans has been in how many comic franchises/films? 5? Scott Pilgrim, FF, Snowpiercer, Losers, and Avengers is all I can think of. Anyone else been in that many?

>>91502569
The guy who wrote it has written a shit ton of other books (like the Quarry series, which just had a good TV adaptation). Huh, I didn't realize that it was published from a DC imprint (Paradox Press).

Road to Perdition is confusing, because it was a comic, that then had a movie adaptation, which then had a prose novel based off the movie, then two other prose novels to follow it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_to_Perdition_(comics)

>>91501337
Red was pretty good, though I had no idea it was a comic adaptation when I first saw it

>>91501210
i watchet it in theaters

>>91501421
I vividly remember this one.
Sometimes, you DON'T want faithfulness in your costumes but I still kinda admire the fact that they did it.

>>91501337
i loved it i havent seen the secual and i dont plan to doit

>>91501110
It happens sometimes, The Spirit is not a serious comic.
Never watched the movie, no idea how accurate it its.

>>91503012
I was totally okay with it. I think Zane could have been a bit more muscular but otherwise it was great.

Just think - that was over 20 years ago. Imagine if they had today's technology

>>91501210
>Captain America
>Gamora
>Heimdall
>Thomas Wayne/The Comedian

>>91503149
>They made a movie based on the Shadow

Holy shit, is this any good?

>>91501421

I loved this, I'd draw the skull rings and the hero every night before bed.

It's this film that introduced me to Billy Zane, and I even had a silly argument as a kid with my parents when I spotted the guy in Titanic.

Zane should have been Lex Luthor.

>>91503201
Soso

>>91503245
a clasic

>>91503234
>Zane should have been Lex Luthor.
I agree with this

Show your drawings or I call bullshit

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>>91502615
also scarjo

>>91503245
He will find you, and he will kill you

>>91501337

Both were pretty okay action comedies. Almost nothing like the comic, but eh. Not like the comic had much story to begin with.

>>91503396
sadly i stil remeber this pice of crap

>>91503289

Dude I was like in the kindergarten and shit.
The film was rental, on LaserDisc, that giant sized disc.
This was back in 96/97.

My dad rented it on a video store called Speedy Video, which was pretty popular then here in Malaysia.

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Granted is not like they were many people aware of the movie existence, much less the comic at any point of time.

>>91501210
Remeber when Captain America, The Comedian, Gamora, and Heimdall all teamed up to get revenge on a guy that tried to have them killed?

There was a Dick Tracy movie too about the same time that The Shadow and The Phantom came out. I think Rocketeer was comics too but maybe just radio? I don't know.

>>91503345
Fantastic movie

>>91503396
Of all the people to direct that, why Michel Gondry?

>>91501035
Jackson sure does love his action adventure movies

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Last third is different from the comic

>>91503167
Had to go back and confirm that that is in fact Idris Elba

>>91503201
It was alright from what I remember. Fun fact, Sam Raimi wanted to make this movie but didn't get to for whatever reason which ultimately led to Darkman. Which is cool because Darkman was the best "cape movie" at that to e that wasn't based on a comic.

>>91503688
This was a fun flick. Prime Connelly was in it too.

>>91501110
He gets roughed up in most iterations, but the way he's written depends on the time you're looking at.
The original newspaper inserts in the 40's were usually pretty serious. Most of the time, the stories were less about him, and more about the criminals he takes down, so there's a lot of story variety. What I like about them is how the characters can generate a lot of sympathy, even if they're supposed to be the 'bad guys'. Their stories get fleshed out adequately. Then, the Spirit's presence as a surprisingly vulnerable enforcer is like a catalyst that causes the inevitable conclusion of said story. It's gritty, it's very detailed, and I highly recommend reading the inserts if you can get your hands on them.
After that, they took too much creative liberty with him and turned him into laughing stock. The visuals were more cartoonish, the stories felt way less emotionally involved, and the Spirit himself acted like a straight-up autist. It was like something out of fucking MAD Magazine.
The movie felt like it was trying too hard to combine the caricature story style of the later versions with the gloomy atmosphere of the originals. They should have just gone with one style or the other. (Preferably the earlier stuff, because I think the stories were much more meaningful, but now I'm just thinking out loud.)

>>91503772
hell it was better than his Spider-Man movies

>>91503688
I loved this movie as a kid. Used to watch the VHS all the time. Rewatched it as an adult and was surprised it was still as good as I remember. Ended up buying the Rocketeer hardcover collection, was pretty good. Sad this won't ever get revived, but the movie was great.

>>91501035
I remember /co/ started putting "Spirit dog" in the movie posters in an attempt to make it interesting.

>>91504049
I heard they were making a new Rocketeer set in the fifties. This time the Rocketeer is a black chick who fights commies.

>>91501509
seriously, best comic book film ever made besides American Splendor

>>91501337
Wait! this was a comic?

Dylan Dog was fun

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>>91503688

>>91501421
But I do remember that movie, I'm still waiting for the sequel, with him dying and his daughter taking the phantom mantle and stuff

2 Guns
The Scribbler
Art School Confidential
Bulletproof Monk
all the Caspers/Sabrina/Richie Rich's
Whiteout

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>>91502615
Was Push a comic book movie?

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I wonder how /co/ reacted to this movie. Seeing recently is a really good parody of the current superhero movie bubble.

>>91504327
I'm pretty sure the only reason people remember this movie exist is because Smash Mouth's video All Star

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Not /co/, but worth mentioning

>>91504197
Funny how this is applied to Family Guy now

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I has them all.
Have seen all of them but a couple multiple times.
Objectively, Super-Ex Girlfriend is the worst Cape film I own. Best might start a fite.

>>91504327
One of my faves. Shows how to do a team superhero movie right.

>>91505051
>When people ask /co/ if they read comcs.png

>>91505051
btw this is only a quarter of my movies, I have 6 shelves of animation and 3 other shelves of fantasy/sci fi.
That's only my capekino.

The only movies I lack are the ones that do not have a region 1 blu ray release.

Dunno if Steel, Supergirl, Blankman will ever see Blu ray. Considering getting the Dolph Punisher region 2/1 release.

>>91503651
Is this Life is Strange?

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>>91505066
I've been reading comics since the 70's.
For the last 10 years I've been buying them again.

>>91503882

Always hated this movie. Which really hurts because I'm a Lori Petty fan.

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Swamp Thing is underrated.
Good director, microscopic budget, still more effective than movies costing 10 times as much.

Sequel ain't worth a damn tho.

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>>91501110
Yes. Yes it is.

>>91503688
I definitely remember this and it still holds up.

I also remember The Spirit, but most of what I remember about it is being sad that it was Sin City 2 instead of what it says on the tin.

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>>91501445
Magical Realism
Cartoony Violence with Devastatingly Real Consequences
Flair and Style Aplenty
Beautiful Dames getting Denny into all sorts of trouble

He just couldn't connect it all with a tight script.

>>91505156
I really like that rat.

>>91501421
I came here to link this

>>91501035
We don't want to remember that one.

>>91503271
A classic piece of shit maybe

>>91505221
I can never forget it due to the "I'm going to kill you all kinds of dead," line.

>>91501421
>that fucking microscope

Son of a bitch!

>>91505072
yee

>>91501509
Also, the kid is the CW Superman these days

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>>91503201
>there have been six Shadow films
>last one was 1994
Could you imagine a new one with a decent director and today's technology? The possibilities are endless.

>>91503167
#4 is also Negan.

>>91503345

This, spirit, avengers stuff, what else?

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>>91503592
Rocketeer was comics only, and he was created in the late 80s as a retro thing. But there was a 1940s movie serial called "Rocket Men from the Moon" that the Rocketeer borrowed from heavily

>>91501035
frank miller pissed on will Eisner memory with this shit
and i was really looking forward to a cool spirit pulp movie

>>91501421
i really liked it tho it could have been better, every phantom comic had the potential to be a awesome film

>>91501509
the comic was based on lone wolf and cub

>>91503882
loved this film, not even closely based on the comics

>>91503234
>Zane should have been Lex Luthor.
Absolutely.

>>91504327
I will always remember this movie, because when I was a kid, I watched it every fucking day for a little while and also because my waifu Janeane Garofalo is in it. I think this movie was when I realized that I really liked goth chicks.

>>91502615

He's also the voice of Casey Jones in the TMNT animated movie, Snowpiercer was also adapted from a French comic.

>>91506215

The original comic is one of the most generic things I'v ever read. That movie is really a credit to what a master director can do with mediocre source material(ie: cut most of it out and strip it to its bare bones).

>>91504327

And even with all the star power in this picture, this movie is so great it also has Eddie Izzard and Tom Waites in big roles.

>>91501035
One of the worst movies I saw.

>>91504189
I'll kill you for that

>>91507075
And Michael Bay.

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>>91501035

>>91504327
4chan wasn't a thing yet

But it's underrated

>>91501421
Why didn't it blow up? It was fine. The stakes weren't even that high, it was just pulpy.

>>91507473
How do you fuck up a Jonah Hex movie? Just make a really good Western ffs.

>>91501035
We remember it
We just remember it being shit and don't talk about it.

>>91501210
If I remember right it came out the same year as either The Expendables or some other action movie that eclipsed it. Which is a shame cause it was a perfectly good action flick.

>>91501337
And I saw both in theater and enjoyed both.

>>91501421
What's Billy Zane up to these days? He was a cool dude and a fun time in Demon Knight.

>>91501509
I actually forgot about this one for real.
Remembered History of Violence, bit this one yeah 100% forgot.

>>91503149
I'm surprised nobody has tried to do more Shadow movies. Even Phantom had that shitty Syfy movie where they try to modernize it.

>>91503245
Superhero movie yes, but technically not a /co/ movie since it wasn't based on any comic or cartoon.

>>91503345
I still need to read the book, but the movie was solid.

>>91503396
Wasn't as bad as everyone remembers it being, but definitely could have been better.

>>91505121
Funfact
It is said that the popularity boost from this movie lead DC to want to have more Swamp Thing.
The original makers said they have had their fun gave DC permission to find new writers and artists for it, whom would be Alan Moore.
So it is thanks to this movie that we got Alan Moore's definitive run and made Swamp Thing the big name he is.

>>91501035

>Gary Coleman could've played Spirit's black midget sidekick and put more energy into his dead career.
>Gary died a year after this movie's release.
>TFW Frank Miller possibly killed Gary Coleman.

>>91504961

It's weird that everyone knows it as "The Shrek song" when it was first on this.

>>91503882
everyone just WANTS to forget this one

>>91504327
fucking garbage

if you had ever read the original comic you'd know what a piece of shit this is

>>91501445
the only thing wrong with it was the script

beyond that it was close to the comic

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Presuming this is the reason why they had Cyborg join the Justice League instead of John Henry

>>91501319
>Several scenes of her smoking
>Dark lipstick
>"Disinterested and bitchy" look on her face
>Tits out
Boner yes

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>>91501035
Oh I remember.

>>91508052

I've never met a single person who's ever read the original Timecop comic.

>>91507860
Worst thing about this is that it looks worse than Swamp Thing, but was released in 2004

>>91505051
>Catwoman
>Elektra
>Ghost Rider 2
>Wolverine Origins
>The Legend of Korra
You're a mad man m8
No Son of the Mask though, so not absolute.

>>91505992

NO SHIT

>>91506041

FUCKING GITS

/a/ doe

>>91507726
By doing what they did for that movie. You could tell it was going to be shit when they gave Hex supernatural powers for some retarded reason.

>>91503396
It's from a tv show not a comic book

>>91501337
Fuck you. I remember Red. It's one of the best comic book movies out there.

>>91505348
With all the comic book movies coming out, it's a possibility.

>>91505051
>both Fantastic Four movies

Why.jpg

>>91503201
It's a little too camp, but I've always been fond of it. It's stylish as fuck. It has Tim Curry, John Lone, Gandalf, Peter Boyle, Alec Baldwin before he became a parody of himself, and Penelope Ann Miller before Pacino had her blacklisted. Also, I think it rather nicely reconciles the pulp and radio versions of the character.

As I said, the movie's a bit camp. That's not really the problem though. The problem is that it swings back and forth from dead serious to camp. It can't quite make up its mind whether it's a serious attempt at a Shadow movie or a 90's action comedy. I still love it. It's a decent popcorn flick and certainly a better treatment than poor Green Hornet got.

>>91505121
the Swamp Thing TV series is decent

Do made for TV movies/2hour pilots count? cause you could add the Generation X and Nick Fury movies to the list cause the people who watched em tried not to remember

>>91509981
>Talisa Soto is fifty years old

>>91511773
I remember Generation X. That guy who played Moloch in Watchmen was the bad guy.

>>91511913

>That guy who played Moloch in Watchmen was the bad guy.

>not knowing Max Headroom

>>91511942
I never saw it as a kid. Also, he was in Lawnmower Man 2, but I wasn't going to bother referencing that turd.

>>91511955

>Lawnmower Man 2

The only movie in recorded history that was too cheap to hire Jeff Fahey.

>>91511978
But could they have afforded Eric Roberts?

>>91511998

>A TALKING LAWNMOWER?!?

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>>91511773
Hasselhoff Fury is pretty decent. Especially for a pilot disguised as a TV movie.

>>91501337
The sequel was partly filmed in my hometown. It's a really small place so people were super stocked to know Bruce Willis was around.
Nobody had heard of Red and nobody cared about the sequel but we all wanted to see it to notice if we would recognize anything distinct about our town. As far as I know, everyone collectively forgot about the movie as soon as the production wrapped up in our area.

>>91501035
this movie was a great comedy desu

>>91512203
No it wasn't, it was just bad.

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the one where cap's a total bitch

>>91501035
Biggest problem with Spirit was not enough nudity. All of those women should have been naked.

>>91512268
This fucking movie

This...fucking movie

>>91512268

>Cap Steals Cars: The Movie

It's something else.

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>>91512268
Between the two of these which is worse? Which is better?

>>91512418

Reb Brown one is even more boring, somehow. Matt Salinger is a worse actor, but the TV pilots are so brain-meltingly dull they aren't even worth watching for a giggle or a laff.

Though the 2nd episode has maybe the single most retarded villain plot off all time(said villain played by Christopher Lee), so it's got that going for it.

>>91508563
I remember watching this movie. I remember thinking it was super weird that they removed all references to Superman. I also remember his wheelchair-bound sidekick.

>dat casting

>>91503889
That's why /co/ representation is a spirit cosplayer right?

>>91507904
I jacked off to the shower fucking scene

>>91503396
DUDE

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This was hilarious though

>>91514340
Meant to reply to
>>91512567

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part1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y58HxWHb9f4
part2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DwHbnwt-8A
part3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4QzVetwG2E

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>>91503396
Had a guy tip me the bluray copy of this when I used to deliver pizza.

>>91501035
>>91503396
>>91507473
>>91507860
>ITT: /co/ films we wish we could forget
Man-Thing at least got a decent tie-in comic with rad art by Kyle Hotz.

>>91501421
Not a thing wrong with The Phantom. I still enjoy that movie.

>>91501591
TF4 was better than the previous two though, even if it wasn't great.

>>91503245
You! You can just hop on board the next express train to hell. I've already bought your ticket. Just don't for get to take THE FUCKING ELEPHANT. and >>91503688 with you.

>>91501035
I I remember it. I remember it being god fucking awful. Oddly enough, this is the adaptation I feel most exemplifies the adaptation process WB has gone through creating the DCEU.

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>>91507809
>What's Billy Zane up to these days?

>>91512241
toilets are always funnt

>>91517419
...You're shitting me.

>>91517558
Why would I lie on the internet?
http://www.businessinsider.com/billy-zane-new-kfc-colonel-sanders-2017-1

>>91517419
>>91517579
What the fuck? Dude is way more talented than that.

How is he not doing more voice work, at least? He was incredible as Ansem in KH1. If he can't be Lex Luthor in live-action, DC should really get him to voice Lex in a cartoon or one of their movies.

>>91501035
Wait, where is his minstrel sidekick? Fucking whitewashing, man.

>>91517651
Being a VA isn't that bad, and certainly less "WTF inducing" than to see an actor from Titanic advertising KFC.

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ooga booga where da criminals at

>>91503396
I liked it. It had a 'Big trouble in little China' vibe, with the hero not being the hero.

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>>91517419
I knew there was some reason these ads seemed so much more charismatic and crispy, yet tender.

Now if I can only prove that captcha is requested selection of gas stations to help calibrate drone and orbital satellite laser AI visual identification and targeting systems.

>>91501035
I unapologetically love this movie. No shame. I smile like an idiot every time I watch it. It does so many things wrong yet is an entirely unique adventure that subverts expectations in the worst way possible. I saw it in theaters when I was in highschool and after the first 15 minutes, I realized what i was going to be in for and then enjoyed the rest of the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CPyav6hQlI
>It does have the most misleading trailer of all time though. No doubt about it.

>>91503882
This movie is probably one of the biggest peices of purposeful shit I've ever seen. You don't make a movie this bad on accident. You aspire to ruin something like this.

>>91503882
Worth it just for the animated bits and seeing jamie's art on the screen, nothing more, nothing less

>>91508504
> this gem of a send up
> not better than a half assed fletcher hanks ripoff.
Whatever, contrarian.

>>91507473
jonah hex is the ghost rider of dc, amazing darker concepts but they always get shit movies

>>91508563
Well i'll be dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs

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weren't a whole bunch of DarkHorse properties made into movies in the late 90's early 00's?

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>>91519610
I remember this one. Anyone remember the tv series that came after it as well?

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>>91516239

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Only kinda /co/, but fuck it, James Gunn's best movie

>>91505072
They're both french so yes

>>91506215
Fun fact, that's one of the last wide release movies to get a VHS release