Just watched this film, it sucks, uncle ben died in 9/11, Tony

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11
>completely missing the point of uncle ben's death

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11

>>91482519
lol if true

>>91482519
So Ben died when Peter was what, a year old?

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>>91482519
Oh my god if this was true

>>91482519
>Tony tells him about responsibility.

After he walks out of Aunt May's bedroom with a used condom in his hand...?

>>91482519
>Worst comicbook film this decade
nice try DShill

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>>91482647
>>91482649
>>91482666
I don't know if you're gullible or just desperate to pretend you're angry but it looks pretty bad on you either way.

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died on 9/11

>>91482519
>>91482775
shit, this might be legit

>>91482519

This is a Sony baby. I can't see even Feige saving this. It'll be the MCU's first critical failure and box office disappointment.

>>91482806
>>91482814

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>>91482519
Does Stark's new suit do anything cool or is it just Mark XLVI Ultimates edition.

>>91482835
I'm about to dab on you.

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11
The fact that I believed you for a split second makes me sad

>>91482699
raised by sexy single mother Aunt May

9/11 was 16 years ago.

Would Peter even have been alive?!

>>91482835

>MCU's first critical failure

Possible?

>box office disappointment

No way.

>>91482814
It's not. Japan has been getting a bunch of Marvel hype for their release of GOTG 2.

>>91482959
>box office disappointment
>No way.
this I mean it's got like no competition so even if it is shit it's gonna be huge

The film is gonna make money, but it's sure as hell going to disappoint with the amount of hype around it.

It's Spider-Man...even if it is shit it will make a fortune from name alone.
Look at starwars

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11

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>>uncle ben died in 9/11
I hope it true just for shitposting.

>>91482952

Probably not but considering Ben and May aren't his biological parents.

that said Ben dying when Peter is young is a cheap cop out.

I mean for fucks sakes why is Peter Spider-Man, did he become a superhero for fun cause he saw The Avengers doing it?

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>>91483055
>Peter... the terrorist attack was an inside job!
>Bush and Cheney want to use it as an excuse to invade Iraq!

>>91482775
This fucking Flash Thompson...

>>91482806
Loki > Hestia

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11

>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11

That doesn't even make sense, Peter wouldn't even be able to remember him

STOP YOUR LIES

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>>91483097
>yfw spider-man is the alex jones of the mcu

Wow I didn't know Raimi was back.

>>91483214
>Tony, did you like, know about flouride and stuff in the water? Are you one of the globalists?

Peter is like 15 so that doesn't even work timeline wise since he clearly knows who Uncle Ben is

>>91483247
Peter, don't be silly. Of course I did 9/11, I'm the father of the post-millennium military industrial complex. Those Ferraris weren't going to pay for themselves.

>>91482519
OP would never make shit up so this must be true.

>>91483185
Fuck, out of all the replies, i read this one as

>uncle ben did 9/11

I need a break from 4chan.

>>91483282
>tfw Stark takes out insurance policies on every major skyscraper before IW 1&2 in anticipation of city-wide devastation

>Uncle Ben died in 9/11
Woah they brought back Raimi?

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>>91483304
>>uncle ben did 9/11
Oh shit

>>91482971
Despicable Me 3 the week before. There's Planet of the Apes the week after, although I don't think that will take too many people away. Then Nolan's Dunkirk the following week.

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11
>this scene.

oh no.
OH NO!!!

>>91483366
>Peter with great power comes great responsibility, and this country has abused it's power and must be punished

>>91483410
>There's Planet of the Apes the week after, although I don't think that will take too many people away.

Those apes movies are really popular

>>91482814
Or its just an asian trailer that hasn't released here yet

>>91483450
FOR THE GREAT WEAVER

>Uncle Ben died the year after Pete was born
No.

Maybe Pete's parents but Marvel have enough power to stop Sonys retardation on this level

This is just desperate and sad.

>>91483450
Is the Vulture's final plan trying to recreate 9/11???

There are people that actually believe this.

Caps are from the footage shown in Japan.

Use your googlefu, there's a bunch of shit here: https://twitter.com/tomhsource

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>>91483658
neato

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also neato

>>91483265
>since he clearly knows who Uncle Ben is
Does he? Ben wasn't mentioned or even referenced in Civil War.

>>91483658
It's /co/, what did you expect? It will make shit up entirely for shitposts

>Sandman killed Uncle Ben who was buying chocolate milk on 9/11

>>91483913
Read this as shadman killed uncle ben.

>>91483304
>Peter with great power comes-
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>Uncle Ben, you there?

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>>91482519
>An early Peter Parker is at an airport, about to fly to one of his next gigs
>a terrorist is being chased by some airport security
>SOMEBODY STOP THAT TERRORIST
>Peter lets him run by and board the plane
>Not my problem
>Peter failed to stop 9/11

>>91484379
He did this as an infant?

Possibly a fetus?

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It's 100% Legit, also got to watch this Kino

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>>91482775
>that flash

>>91482775
I thought this was a cut from a bollywood movie

>>91484625
what am i looking at
who's talking to cade?

>>91482775
He's on stilts, isn't he?

>>91484990
Cogman, Anthony Hopkins's british Transformer butler.

>>91483463
Raimi needs to be stopped

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I'd rather see a Batman with parents that died on 9/11

Then all of his villains can be a mix of Muslim terrorists that came to Gotham to blow shit up for their decadence and random refugees that turned to a life of costumed crime.

>>91482800
Dark Souls hill?

Pretty sure all the worst comic movies this decade have been straight from D*sney, lad. FROMsoft had nothing to do with them.

>>91482519
WELCOME TO OBAMA'S REPUBLIC OF HITLERSTAN

>>91482666
CMOOOOOOOOOOON , 5 SCOOOPS, YOU ARE RUINING IT!

>>91482775
Thoughth it was a bollywood comedy...its actually the real Spooder-loo movie

>>91483499
>implying it wasn't Marvels idea

>>91485321
So Joker with a green beard and purple turban, refugee Syrian Penguin, rape squad Bane?

>>91482519
I wanna say marvel wouldnt put uncle ben in 9/11 peters parents maaayybee if u cle ben died on 9/11 marvel done fucked up

>>91483516

I know.

Uncle Ben dying in 9/11? What did IS even have against him??

>>91483759

How can that thing exist in the same universe as the Falcon's flight pack?

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>>91482519

>uncle ben died in 9/11 helping people in the street, or maybe he was a fireman
>we need another reason for Pete to take up great responsibility
maybe Gwen Stacy died during those six months.
what do you think?

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>>91482649
Does this mean Parker let 9/11 happen, and that's how he learned that with great power comes great responsibility?

>>91483338
>what is damage control

So the guy Peter let escape was actually Osama Bin Laden?

>blurry footage
>weird camera angles
>unsubstantiated wild claims
New Pokemon?

>>91482519
I thought they had tight security at test screenings.

>>91484625
We all did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxEUs2F84E

>>91487169
Now if we all pretend that Uncle Ben was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance we could know what it truly means to be a Spider-Man

>>91483499
>Peter Parker was now born in 2000

Brb, necking myself

>>91482519
>MCU takes place in the current year
>Peter is in high school in Spiderman:homecoming
>Uncle Ben dying in 9/11 would mean he died 16 years ago
I don't habeeb it

>>91487159
because different people build different things?

>>91482775
>That is Flash Thompson

I am so glad I had no faith in this movie to begin with.

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Peter Parker is supposed to be like 16 years old.

Uncle Ben would have died before Peter was born.

>>91482769
Best part of the movie.

>Uncle Ben not duing during the Battle of New York (or THE INCIDENT)

>>91482775
>>91482519
Wtf
It's legit?

>>91490389
You can't be this stupid son

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So, is this how it works on /co/?

If you just post the pictures, nobody cares, but if you bullshit up lies, it's widely believed?

is there a torrent yet?

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11

I don't have a reaction image as retarded as these words, but here is the best I've got

>>91482775
New Jojo looks like shit

>>91490792
The film comes out in July.

>>91490910
yea but the japs already have a screning and since they took photos i was thinking maybe someone record it

Gwen gets blacked

>>91482519
>>91482649
>>91482666

Yeah seriously. The whole point was he could have prevented it but it happened indirectly because of him. The guilt drives him to be a lot more responbile with his powers.

Why is Marvel Studios filled with hacks who don't even understand the basic character concepts they're adapting?

>>91483450
HAHAHAA
I hope is real! so hamfisted!

>>91491919
Sony the answer is always Sony

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>>91482519
Except Peter Parker is 15 which means he would've been born in 2002 you fucking retard.

>>91488215
Doc Ock: "Do instruments of torture count?"

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What's worse is I can honestly see them killing Ben in the Battle of New York.

INSHALLAH, MARVEL!

>>91492624
If so, why would Marvel Studios even allow that? It literally goes against the character in the most fundamental level. This is way worse than having Batman kill people in BvS.

>>91484379

my sides

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>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11

please let this be true

>Oscorp hid explosives in the towers

>>91482814
Don't be dumb. With a sliding timeline this Peter was born after 9/11 already happened, or barely a toddler.

>Chitauri robbed a store and killed Uncle Ben

>>91491919
In the MCU a big purple guy killed Uncle Ben.

He wanted Ben's Infinity Spoon, so he could make nice space soup.

>>91491686
How explicit should that be?

>>91489868
Just like Ace Ryder's parents.

>>91490464
that costume looks really cheap

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>>91499977
do they just not care?

>>91482519
>Uncle Ben died in 9/11
>In this universe, Spider-Man was at the airport, and failed to stop the terrorists from boarding the plane.
>Spider-Man caused 9/11

>>91483247
>He helps pay the bills by selling web based water filters.

>Tony Stark killed Uncle Ben

You all know deep down it's going to come back to Tony somehow.

>>91482519
>uncle ben died in 9/11
so I take it raimi films are semi-canon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06mf-XRjCDM

>>91483067
>I mean for fucks sakes why is Peter Spider-Man, did he become a superhero for fun cause he saw The Avengers doing it?

Underground cage matches. Just like in Iron Fist. His Spidey strength gives him an edge, but he stops because he gets a taste for the blood, and one of his opponents follows him home and kills Uncle Ben when he breaks in.

>>91490157
That's probably more likely.

"I'm bringing the party to you."

Then Uncle Ben gets crushed by something.

>>91500907
>Then Uncle Ben gets crushed by something.

The hulk dropped a literal ton of bricks on him. Tony watched Uncle Ben die.

uncle ben isn't real

>>91483304
>>91483366
>Osama BEN Ladin

>>91482519
>Worst comicbook film this decade
See dude, thats you problem, this is not a comic book movie, is a spiderman movie, for little kids... retarded kids. When tony is taking the suit back OMFG what a fucking laugh for me. "What im gonna do?" Well stupid, you have spider strenght, in this age must be around !0 fucking tons, spider sense, speed, jump...I dunno, the whole thing is just stupid.
Remeber co/ is you are 12 years old, or older and you watch this shit, you are retarded, stupid, and your dick will never get hard..

>>91482769
>After he walks out of Aunt May's bedroom with a used condom
over her face.

>>91482775
> No white actor auditioned good enough to get the role

Nobody to blame but themselves

>>91482519
>Uncle Ben dies in 9/11

I....don't believe you

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>>91504036
>auditioned good enough

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>>91494199
Or Iron Man kill people, or Captain America kill people, or Avengers in general being like lite-Ultimates even though in Ultimates Tony and Steve didn't hate each other from day 1. Or Stark family being responsible literally for everything except Thor, Dr.Strange and Hulk (even though that's pretty much retckonable if they go post-super soldier serum trope).

Really makes me think.

>>91504036
>No white actor auditioned good enough to get the role
And no american actor auditioned for the main role neither... so this is what BRITWASHING'? Not really a problem, but then maybe Disney shoulda start counting their Box office income in pounds and not dollars.

>>91484379
>I miss the part where it was my problem.

>>91484379
Fucking dying.

>>91504028

>be billionaire
>not keep track of your semen

that's how you get hit with a paternity suit

>Spidertwink movie flops
>Webm's flood the net of "This is my chance to prove myself!"
>Andrew Garfield contacted to renew contract to come back as Spider-Man
>Holland was really a Spidey clone
>Holland becomes Ben Reilley Spider-Man
>They both star in a Clone Saga movie

>>91482519
This is footage from a trailer. You can tell from the subtitles. The 'dialogue' in the OP pic is a narrator speaking. OP watched a movie that had a Spider-Man trailer before it, at best.

A lot of you got trolled.

>>91504557
Does Tobey Mcguire get a cameo?

>Uncle Ben died during the battle of New York
>Peter gets triggered whenever he sees an Avenger, that Captain America vid is used by his classmates to torment him
>Tony is fully aware of it and doesn't care

>>91483717
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHIHUAHUA RING?!

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>>91504827
Yes, he plays Miles Morales.

>>91504759
>A lot of you got trolled.
I don't 'think' anybody actually believes this is true.

Though I may have too much hope for /co/

>>91504557
SOLD.... the only way im givin sony a fucking dollar. Remember co/ hdts are pretty dam good these days and webrips are even better, just wait acouple of days and enjoy a shitty movie.

>>91504557
>This is my chance to prove myself
...Im a good bottom" there FTFY

>>91504995
meh

>>91483304
>>91482519
UNCLE BEN CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

If this is true this is gonna bring in a whole new world of spideyposting

>>91507930
The shitposting that will surpass Baneposting
Avoid /tv/ for at least 3 month

>>91505035
Why the hate for Sony?

Are you one of those "give the rights back" faggots?

>>91482519
Alright champ, the first and second sentences aren't related. Go into more detail or shut the fuck up with your attention whoring.

>>91482837
You must be desperate for attention.

>>91482519
The movie looks so bad that I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
>The entire plot of a fucking Spider-Man movie is his boner for Iron Man

The MCU was a mistake. Talk about a Monkey's Paw.

>>91508643
>the entire plot
Fuck off, retard.

>>91508587
Ah, you've clearly never seen the email.


Somebody not on a phone educate this fool and show him the true power of Sony Executives.

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>>91487159
This brings up an interesting question.

Has there ever been a Falcon VS Vulture story in this history of comics? It feels like that should have happened by now .

>>91487159
Falcon pack is for nimble, quick maneuvers. (Scout /Stealth Missions)

Vulture Pack Rams through concrete pillars, lots of power can probably lift trucks.
(Heavy assault missions)

>>91508676
>Peter gets advised by Tony to go after street crime instead of doing it himself
>Peter's whole goal is to be noticed by Tony and be an Avenger
>The villain is now essentially an Iron Man villain who hates Tony
>Peter's suit was made by Tony
>The moral dilemma is when Tony takes the suit back from Peter
>Movie will end with Tony recognizing Peter and giving it back

Please, go ahead and tell me how it isn't.

Vulture will be nothing like the comics except for the flying.

Superhero Movie had the better Vulture all long.

>>91487159
How can go karts exist in the same universe as trucks?

>>91508814
>>Peter gets advised by Tony to go after street crime instead of doing it himself
He was already doing that. That's how Tony finds him in the first place.
>Peter's whole goal is to be noticed by Tony and be an Avenger
That's pretty standard for Peter actually. He's tried joining the Fantastic Four and X-men in the past as well. Peter wants the legitimacy and sense of belonging that comes with being on a team. What teenager wouldn't?
>The villain is now essentially an Iron Man villain who hates Tony
Vulture has always been a "fuck those other engineers for being more successful than me" guy.
>Peter's suit was made by Tony
And it pretty obviously gets taken away, so Peter has to go back to basics and be his own man again.
>Movie will end with Tony recognizing Peter and giving it back
This is your theory. My equally valid theory is that Tony will offer to give it back and Peter will say he doesn't need it

>>91508587
Do you not know sony was responsible for Spiderman 3 being shit? Do you not know they're the reason spiderman 2 was an incoherent mess with too much going on because of them?

They're so incompetent they very nearly went bankrupt, if the ps4 bombed that would've been it. This is excluding the emails that were leaked.

I mean, if you wanna suck corporate dick, go right ahead, but I'd rather have Spidey with someone who can actually make competent movies.

>>91482519
>Uncle Ben did 9/11
>it was me all along Peter. Allah ackbar kiddo.

>>91508972
>All that bullet dodging

Not a single point there makes Tony NOT the centerpiece of the story.

>>91508688
>>91508984
I'm aware of everything you speak of. I lavished in the leaks two years ago. And I love reading about their ploy to pull Spidey back out of the MCU.

But honestly you've made zero points. Marvel wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Fox and Sony (and Disney). You're choosing to suck a bigger corporate dick instead of a smaller one.

You fucking MCUcks couldn't be any less self-aware. Spider-Man 2 wasn't a mess, nobody but you thinks that. It's generally held in pretty high regard. Three was the garbage one. You have terrible taste. And do I honestly care about the opinion of someone who omits the hypen?

>>91509094
>Allah ackbar
>implying jet fuel can melt steel beams
LMAO

Why does this thread have so many replies.

>Peter is dragged off a United flight after paying for economy plus and the gate staff give him the raw deal with a topping of 'thems the breaks'.

>Then we see a group of rag wearing terrorists with box cutters running towards a plane. The same guard from the gate is running after them yelling '' stop terrorists! '' a shunned peter stands aside. The terrorists get on as the plane is pulling away and give a little nod of approval to Pete while saying 'death to america'

>why didn't you stop them?
>not my problem

>cut to a scene of Ben Parker taking a shit in the twin towers as a plane comes hurtling through the wall.

God damn I fucking want this so bad now.

>>91509197
People are that desperate to see a loss in Marvel's column. After all, the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying.

>>91509127
Sorry I wasn't paying attention to the full reply chain.
I actually agree with you that the movie is too Tony centric (at least as the ads are making it out to be) but I think it's going to be more of a "You don't need Iron Man's approval" movie than having it be about Peter dickriding the guy.

There's not a chance in hell Disney would allow the acknowledgement that 9/11 even happened in the MCU, let alone sign off on the death of a major character as a result of it. Besides, it wouldn't fit with the timeline. Peter's only 15, after all.

Now, Uncle Ben being killed in the Battle of New York? I could buy that. In terms of where the timeline falls, that still puts it before Peter actually got his powers, but it's just the kind of "everything's connected" link they love in the MCU.

>>91509309
The issue is Tony being a point of obsession for Peter at all. It feels like Tony is just there because he is popular, not because of any organic relationship to Peter. If anything, it hinders Peter's character by turning his problems into "my billionaire superhero buddy won't let me join his party."

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>>91509371
Peter was five years old when Tony went on live television and said "I am Iron Man." From that moment on, he was basically a superhero rockstar. Of course Peter's obsessed with him. In fact, one of the more popular Iron Man 2 theories was that the kid Tony saves WAS Peter. Bit hokey if it's true, but the timeline fits.

>>91509437
>one of the more popular Iron Man 2 theories was that the kid Tony saves WAS Peter. Bit hokey if it's true, but the timeline fits.
Jesus fucking Christ, I hate this retarded shit.
Never post on this board again.

>>91509503
It's better than "There are two Infinity Gauntlets cause I saw the easter egg in Thor"

>>91509695
Man, at this point, I don't even think it is.
They fucked up with the Infinity Gauntlet thing, whatever, I don't really care.
But this kind of shit where people go, "THIS WAS TOTALLY THAT CHARACTER AS A CHILD!!!!" is just mind-numbingly retarded. I remember seeing that kind of shit during Captain America 1 where groups of retards thought that some kid was Phil Coulson.
Retards, all of them.

>>91509695
Are deleted scenes considered canon?

>When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.