X-men blue 001 Storytime!

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It's team blue representing white power

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We're stacking bodies higher than trump Tower

>>91480567
>100% more white supremacist messages according to the idiots at cbr
What have I missed they're complaining about an all white team, or is the artist a Klansman this week?

much better than gold

>>91480567
Well, I guess the White Supremacy is there to balance out Gold's Islamism.

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>>91480605
Just a bunch of crybabies complaining the O5 are too white for them

I miss barbershops too

Jean Grey looks hot as hell

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>>91480644
>>91480650
I bet they're happy with their alluh akbar gold X men

>>91480688
The comic is too cartoony for me

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>>91480688
>hasn't read ANXM V1 with God immonem

>>91480567
I can't stand how this artist draws Jean's face.

>>91480743
>reading Bendis

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>>91480746
You could always have syaf put a burqa on Jeen's face

>>91480650
>Just a bunch of crybabies complaining the O5 are too white for them
Link?

>>91480764
Kek

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>>91480764
>I am the Juggernaut bitch!
>>91480755
It was my first X-men Comic, that's why I am so loyal to the O5, nor to Bendis tough, fuck you baldy fatso

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>>91480773
Just go to the cbr forum on any blue thread, the same guys are always complaining "x men blue so white, we wanz diverziti"
The white supremacist message of this books simply blinds them

>>91480825
Angel actually contributing to a fight is werid

>>91480791
>all new x-men was his first

I am sorry to hear that

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Also
Keep your eyes open for any
>Completely rare appearance of the number 1488 that means nothing at all
>White hoodies
>Magneto singing Erika

>>91480791
Looks like Juggernaut eventually forgave Black Tom for murdering Fish Boy.

I really wish faggots would stop doing the storytimes.

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>>91480855
Angel has pretty cool powers if the writer allows him too, flying at supersonic speed and eagle eye makes him air aquaman
>>91480857
It did the job, X fan for life!

>>91480825
This new design is fine, except for those ugly tubes in the back. Also he's WAY too big.

>>91480869
>Issue Two had Magneto humming with a visual indicating music notes
>Apparently, according to internet sources, if you play those notes it plays the song "I'm an Alabama N-Word" by Johnny Rebel
>Marvel has not yet made comment, but this reporter expects them to do so within the next day

>>91480895
That why we call people x-fags or spiderfags

>>91480882
>>91480825
>Black Tom doesn't want to kill kids
>Juggernaut doesn't mind
Man, it's like they've reversed roles.

>>91480900
>Air Aquaman

That's Falcon, my man.

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>>91480882
I think they killed fish boy again in decimation
>>91480895
Back to tumblr

>>91480596
These boys are all very cute

>>91480869
Wait, I thought that the O5 being in the present was common knowledge.

>>91480928
Nigger the only time I've been on any tumblr site is to look at porn. Are you the faggot that got himself triggered as fuck doing a USAvengers storytime too?

Nobody gives a shit for this whiny-ass shit while you're posting. Storytime and shut up or fuck off. "Wah muh CBR forums" is pure cancer.

>>91480921
They're all adults now except Bobby.

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>>91480929
I bet anime fan girls are wetting their panties now
>>91480911
>Issue Two had Magneto humming with a visual indicating music notes
>
>Apparently, according to internet sources, if you play those notes it plays the song "I'm an Alabama N-Word" by Johnny Rebel
You actually get Wagner

>>91480900
Why would Juggernaut call his brother Xavier and not Charles?
Still nice to see he's still mad about it.

>>91480967
Magneto is definitely a Wagner guy, so no complaints there. Maybe that's how they get him onboard HYDRA because Helmut and the Skull are too.

>>91480567
>Jews
>white

>>91480947
Anon stop being mad

>>91480968
He's always done that. They're step-brothers.

>>91480967
So they were planning to let the Juggernaut drown in the middle of the ocean while they laughed?

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>>91480927
Falcon can choke on it
>>91480944
That's X books 4U

>>91480989
I know they're step-brothers, but he usually calls him Charles or Chuck.

This dialogue is fucking terrible.

>>91480791
>>91480825
What's with the tubes?

>>91480994
I can't remember if Juggs is still de-powered from what he was (it's been that long since I've read any X-book) but if not he can't drown.

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>>91480968
He's mad he couldn't kill him himself >>91480985
>Shut it down!

>>91481028
He went back to Cytorrak to save Xavier from the Hulk, if I remember correctly.

>>91481028
He got back to his full power in Amazing X-Men: The Once and Future Juggernaut

>>91481035
I hate the writing in this book, but Beast not being a monkey and using magic is pretty neat.

>>91481035
>He's mad he couldn't kill him himself
Actually no, he got over his hate for his brother and genuinely respected him since he's the only person that ever believed in him.

>>91480650

Oh my god, Scott, you come from the year 2001. Things weren't THAT different back then.

>>91481028
>>91481038
The gem had no owner for a long while after Colossus had given it up, there was a hunt for it and Cain took the gem again, finally submitting totally to Cyttorak and getting more powers and this makeover.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS

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>>91481045
>The Once and Future Juggernaut
I may storytime later, it's one of the last times I was ectastic while reading an X book
Also... Magic hank, with 100% less tits and ass unlike best girl magik

>>91481065
Right? They're writing him like he's actually from the 60's. Teenagers didn't know about brylcreem in the early 2000's.

>>91481083
I've seen enough hentai to know where's is going.

>>91481083
>They just open a portal to send Juggernaut to another dimension
Well that's anti-climactic, why dosn't Hank do it to everyone they fight?

The cross-universe O5 are like the biggest shit on the generations aspect of the X-Men I've ever seen. I don't understand why they're still around.

When and how did Young Beast become a magic man?

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>>91481120
Hank has to justify being the smart guy of the team
Also
>yay, we luv you X-men

>>91481083
This is why even the Watcher despises you, Hank.

>>91481125

Because Bendis.

>>91481138
In literally one issue. He teamed up with Strange, looted an artifact. and boom, he knows magic now.

>>91481141
>>yay, we luv you X-men
Something's fucky. These people are definitely villians.

>>91481141

>She's the Scarlet Witch

Jean wishes she could be that top tier of a waifu

>>91481159

Fucking Marvel.

Also I hate to be that guy but removing Idie, Evan, and Laura from the team does make it a bit too whitebread & boring.

It's not even necessarily about ethnic or gender diversity. X-Factor didn't get great until Warren became Archangel and the kids like Rusty, Skids, Rictor, Boom boom etc turned up.

The O5 especially with 4 decades of character growth stripped from them are actually pretty boring ass characters on their own..

>>91481141
>"Aren't you Kitty Pryde?"
My sides.

>>91481206
Was that line really that funny to you

>>91481025
it pumps Venom into his body

>>91481141
>You saved my money
On that day, the X-Men learned a valuable lesson on how to get people to like them.

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The O5 base is based
>>91481125
Shut up goyim, the O5 are the OG deal of earth 616, it's not their problem the whole post SW universe is an alternate reality

>>91481005
Based Marko

>>91481223
>>91481141
Wait, what happened to Black Tom?

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>>91481005
BASED JUGGERNAUT

>>91481223
I could deal with them in a new Exiles or a period ongoing in their own universe, but I hate them being around in the current main universe with their counterparts. It's fucking awful.

>>91481125
>biggest shit on the generations aspect of the X-Men
That line was already crossed with X-factor. You're 30 years too late there.

>>91481197
Fucking /co/mblr has to drag race and gender into every conversation.

>>91481083
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnndddddddd im out. Fuck you Marvel. Fuck you X-Men. I will never pay for your comics again.

>>91481223
Poor guy, he repressed his gayness andnow the camp comes out in massive bursts

>>91481263
Really THIS of all things was the last straw to you?

>>91481125
Because they sell better than actual new young X-Men.

>>91481243
Jean mind-whammied him.

>>91481252
>with their counterparts
Scott and Jean are dead. Beast is unrecognizable. Angel is Archangel.

The only one that's redundant is Bobby.

OP, stop posting between pages so you can actually finish the issue.

>>91481263

This seems like a really strange "bridge too far." Why this and not anything else?

>>91481281
And then what? Did they turn him over to the authorities?

>>91481258

Hey man I said it wasn't even about race or gender. They're just boring dated characters without the decades of development the older versions had, and even then better when placed in the context of being the OGs to later generations around them.

>>91481289

OP here. That actually is the end of the issue. There aren't any more pages to post. Thanks for reading, everyone. Hope you enjoyed the issue as much as I did!

>>91481307
No it isn't. There's a page with Magneto.

>>91481307
That's definitely not the end of the issue.

>>91481035
beast doing magic, this is a disaster waiting to happen

The wacky extremist religious fundie shenanigans of Gold was better than this shite.

So how many times have they brought up Bobby being gay this issue?

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>>91481141
Save rich guys, lesson learned

>>91481307
There's a lot more to go, I dunno what you're smoking.

>>91481328

Well if you've seen the end of the issue you don't need me to post it.

>>91481083
Can someone explain why the Beast can use magic?

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>>91481223
>gets so triggered that he stops storytiming
Yep, this is the same faggot that did the USAvengers storytime afterall. I'll just finish it myself since OP is too incompetent to do it himself.

Let's all hope that he never does another storytime, but we are unfortunately not that lucky.

>>91480900

Are they still doing the "Old Cyclops was literally Hitler" thing?

>>91481336
None. I mean he's pretty flamboyant I guess, but that's nothing new.

>>91481336

Not at all really. Just him quipping and whining.

Why didn't they make Warren gay?

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>>91481354

DESU I'm liking it.

>>91481361
>character has an established personality for decades
>forced into being gay
>turns into a massive poof
Fucking hack writers. Not every gay man is an effeminate flamer.

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>>91481369
HAHA TIME FOR JIMMY HUDSON

>>91480596
>Hank
>Aspiring Mystic
When did that happen?

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>>91481381

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>>91481390

I've been out of the loop for a few years. Is this what passes for decent dialogue now? It's horrible.

>>91481141
this beast thing is going to be a problem down the road i bet. this foreshadowing has the subtlety of a sledgehammer

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>>91481399

>>91481354
And yet I'm sure they'll leave Mystique alone.

>>91481354
Fuck you, Eric, Shaw helped out during IvX.

>Old Beast scared his young self so hard that Young Beast decided to pursue magic instead of science

Laffing. I just hope they bring back Scott/Jean endgame. Pretty unlikely but with her being paired with Logan in Renew Your Vows I just wish that they threw Scott fans a bone

>>91481389
There was a huge arc where Hank started trying to use magic to get back home. There was an arc where he and Apocalypse Jr went back to Egypt and a whole deal with Doctor Strange.

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>>91481414

>>91481220
so Juggy is Marvel's Bane and Black Tom has a Batman symbol on his chest

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>>91481429

>>91481414
Jimmy?

>>91481354
Dangit I'm in a frigging car, that's why my Internet is so slow, I guess mobile master race ain't so master. Anyways anon, thanks for finishing the storytime since the masses demanded it
And I don't know who the hell storytimed USA avengers, what the hell happened there? I'm more of an O5 story timer, I did storytime the whole Hopeless anxm

>>91481428
Apocalypse war was the best arc in Hopeless all new x-men, prove me wrong

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>>91481438
Fuck yes, Generation-X.

>>91481390
Canada needs to pass a law making canibalism a death penalty offense.

>>91481222
$$$trips don't lie$$$

>>91480974
but skull got CAP'ED

>>91481441
Please don't make threads anymore. Everything you say and do makes me cringe.

>>91481447
They got African immigrants so it's gonna be hard, I bet they turn into nigger wendigos

>>91481447
If you eat your enemy they win anon

>>91481425
Did he really?

>>91480567
Gotta balance the Mussie agenda

>>91480882
That was the first thing I thought of too.

>>91481446
>O5 save Gen X from being killed off
>Living in the future, being real X-Men
>Gee, Erik... You got TWO Jubilees?!

This would redeem the whole damn mess. Only way it could be better is if they encounter X-Statix

>>91481462
>getting triggered by cringe
>in 4chan
>Reddit detected

>>91481446
>Jimmy Hudson
Meh
>Generation X meet up
Great
>Battle of the atom
FUCK NO
>Xavier
Bait

>>91481441
The storytimer was slowly storytiming the issue while making unnecessary comments in every post that was a combination of him poorly trying to sound funny and being unnecessarily rectum ravaged and confrontational. 3/4ths through the issue, he just stopped storytiming and said it was the end of the issue despite it clearly not being, requiring someone else to come in and finish the issue.

Literally exactly like this storytime.

>>91481344
jean's hair keeps changing length

>>91481446
Not evil Molly Hayes again!

>>91481354

Well there's just no possible way that this setup goes horribly awry.

>>91481440

Yeah, Jimmy. Nobody actually bought into the possibility they were bringing Logan back did they?

>>91481360
tyke is still screaming he'll never be like rightclops, but overall it seems like they're toning it down

>>91481490
Yeah I guess is sort of my fault, I had to go to college but still decided to storytime this issue. My Internet got too slow in the bus so that's why I slowed down the storytime and triggered anon took over.
Maybe I'll storytime the juggernaut arc from Amazing X-men in a few hours if anyone wants it

>>91481484
>being cringy as fuck
>being an "O5 loyalist"
>having your first comic written by Bendis a couple of years ago
>using memes out of context
>not finishing your storytime
>posting on a phone while being driven around like a child
>telling me I'm from reddit

Ok buddy

>>91481446
God damn 2/4 of those images get me hyped and the other 2/4 trigger me so badly.

>>91481550
That's kind of X-men: Blue in a nutshell for me.

>>91481361
none, but it's kind of obvious they're going the effeminate twink route with him. he probably traps on 4chan when he isn't doing hero shit

>>91481570
Yeah, no kidding. This is Monkey Paw the book.

>>91481585
At least it ain't burn the kikes the book

>>91480907
>Also he's WAY too big.
for you

>>91480907
That's how they do it now. Can't just be moderately large if you're strong. Gotta be crazy huge.

See Hulk, Bane, Thing, Colossus, Grundy, etc. today versus how they were even 20 years ago, let alone in their early appearances. It's pretty stupid.

These fags won't be happy until every Kirby creation is mutated into a Muslim, pedo niqqer

>>91481688
Pretty much. Pendulum is going to swing back hard after this, though.

it's not great, but definitely better than Gold.

>>91481354
>Yep, this is the same faggot that did the USAvengers storytime afterall. I'll just finish it myself since OP is too incompetent to do it himself.
>Let's all hope that he never does another storytime, but we are unfortunately not that lucky.
Holy this is hilarious and certainly more entertaining than the book itself. OP you continue posting Mahvel books, the storytimes are really fun because of you.

>>91481928
t. OP

>>91481428
>There was an arc where he and Apocalypse Jr went back to Egypt and a whole deal with Doctor Strange.
They did something with Apocalypse Jr?

Where do i find this story?

Jean being the leader is kinda YAAS QUEEN (will the bashing of cyclops ever end?), and Beast using magic is weird...but i kinda liked this issue

>>91480967
Jean looks so much like Rach with a different haircut now. Is she still forcing people to be gay or is she back to being a cute?

>>91480650
Heh, I liked the banter here

>>91480947
This

>>91480791
Bane?

>>91480688
Um no.

>>91481083
You think that being an avatar of Cyttorak would come with some protection against magic attack

>>91480825
I really like Tom's costume in this. I don't know why, it's just ... smooth. I think. I don't know if that's the right term.

>>91481344
Scott, Hank, and angel look like they've been drawn by completely different people than jean and bobby

>>91481360
Nah, I think he's still mad old cyclops killed Xavier

>no Magneto getting beaten by the Veil
>no 14/88 on Cyclops' shirt
>no white uniforms that make X-Men look like Klansmen
Shit comic, would not read again.

>>91483019
Jean looks like she should be in Totally Spies

>>91483019
Nah it's supposed to be symbolic that Jean and Bobby love the cock.

>>91481263
see you next month anon

>>91481446
Wasn't the brotherhood of the future controlled by Xaviers Child and weren't actually evil?

>>91481344
this artwork is kind of ugly, Jean looks like shit in that second panel

>>91483259
Correct, but Xavier Jr. is there so presumably he's mind-controlling them again.

>>91480567

that's a nice cover and im liking the art in general on this, i might have to go pick this one up

>>91480791
6'0" vs 5'11"

>>91480791
>>91481354
The art bumps are real

>>91481084
>>91481065

So they're going Sliding Time Scale and not going with the displaced originals literally being from the 60's? Huh.

>>91481179
>>91481206

There's only so many The Girls on hero teams. They'll get it right eventually.

>>91483460
Aren't they different universe versions of the O5 now?

>>91483537
They were the original 616 O5, but the timeline repaired itself to fix the paradox them leaving created so now they no longer have a past to return to since their "past" basically doesn't exist anymore.

>>91483587

>They were the original 616 O5, but the timeline repaired itself to fix the paradox them leaving created so now they no longer have a past to return to since their "past" basically doesn't exist anymore.

Shit like this is how we get to Dinosaur People or Hitler winning WWII.

>>91481005
Has young-Bobby learned how to shift his body into organic ice yet? Because I don't know if his body can survive the impact with the ocean with ice armor.

>>91483626

No, it's the exact opposite of that. Somebody timenapped the X-Kids, so history said, "fuck you, we'll make our own X-Kids" and carried on as normal without giving a shit.

>>91481354
Monet and Emma makes sense considering what happened, but what about Shaw? Are they goign to recruit him or is he funding Sentinels again?

>>91481446
>Battle of the Atom again
HAHAHAHAHA And you thought Bendis was ever gonna leave HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bendis never loses

>>91481446
I just remembered, Bendis left Xavier Jr. in the present drugged up in a SHIELD base, because he loves hinting at plot lines he knows he'll never follow up on.

>>91481514
She was mind controlled into being evil

>>91483792
If anything that panel implies they're retconning Bendis's retcon and going with Aaron's original intent regarding the future brotherhood.

>>91483807
No, that was closing the time loop. Drugged Xavier Jr sent his future self the letter that he got earlier in the series, which led to his failure and capture.

>>91483912
What was Aaron's original intent?

>>91483961
The story that we got. There were rumblings that there was a lot of behind-the-scenes conflict between Aaron and Bendis so once Aaron was out, Bendis got to have his way by saying they were all mind-controlled with a fake Xorn-Jean with only Mystique's kids being genuinely evil.

>>91483997
So the original intent is that nobody was evil put they all set out to return the O5 to the past because that was needed?

>>91481427
Don't you scott fags like hom better with emma.

>>91484047
No, the original intent was that everyone was evil.

>>91484047
The Brotherhood was definitely up to no good. They left Storm's kid in the present to track them down and bring them home, but Aaron never bothered to follow up on that.

Any secret terrorist messages in this book? If not i'm not reading.

>>91483460
No one knows. It keeps going back and forth. Like even shown as 196X in some things.

>>91480722
>Black Tom Cassidy
So much for being the White X-Men

>>91480791
Bane?

>>91480596
Why does Warren still have fire wings? Shouldn't the power he got from the black mirror have run out already?

>>91480791
>>91480825
What's with all of the tubes? Is he juicing with venom now?

>>91481035
What the Fuck?

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>>91480825

BANE?

>>91480567
>cbr
it's a dead place for shills

>>91481263
Like you ever did pay for them.

>>91480596

>jean gray
>team leader (about damn time)

what did they mean by this?

>>91481686
Hulk has always been very big

>>91480650
>>91480825

I'm not seeing any complaints.

>>91481361
flamboyant how?

>>91484186
literally no one cares.

>>91484351
Engine of telekinetic and telepathic power > ice beams, flying, having big feet, and eye punches combined in power

>>91481083
This is worse than X-men Gold...Weapon X...is that the only one with hope left?

>>91481223
The O5 were never good. it's why they needed a reboot with different character for the X-men to take off

>>91481608
More, too bad it's not burn the kikes the book

>>91480610
Why do Hank and Angel have the only good costumes?

>>91484507
recently, the average sales for marvel books in the 60s had shown, that they were selling almost the same as the avengers

>>91484583
*had been released, and it was shown

>>91484583
fainting with damned praise since Avengers was "we can't support an ongoing"

Why the fuck is Beast a sorcerer now? That's fucking retarded. He's just Magik with a penis now.

>>91483402
kek

>>91484632
it was really weird, because the top sellers from marvel was spider-man with 400k, fantastic four with 344k, kirby's thor with 300k, and then avengers and x-men with 230k

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>>91481354
Press F to pay respects

>>91481446
Kid Wolverine for Kid X-Men.
I'm so okay with this.

>>91481025
They're handles for riding.

>>91480791
>It was my first X-men Comic
Damn, you got bamboozled, there.

>>91480882
It's an abusive relationship, but it's cool because they're both dudes. If it were Black Tom and a lady she'd had her own movies and be lesbians by now.

>>91484351
>what did they mean by this?

They meant to ignore all the times she has lead in the past.

>>91484142
But nobody wanted evil Molly
>>91484144
She did show up in one issue, but I guess that he didn't want anything to do with the series after his fallout with Bendis.

>>91484562
I don't mind Icemans. Though I don't know why he bothers since he's pretty much a Ken doll when he's frozen.

I usually don't like cartoony style of art but thought it worked pretty well with this (mostly), Black Tom's mustache was a little too cheesy and the tubes on Jugg looked dumb but the rest of his costume was good. Beast looked really good.

>>91480688
Did you not see this >>91480596 page?

>>91485014
When has Jean ever been Leader of X-Men? She's never even appeared in a book without Scott and Scott is always leader.

I hate Magic as Deux Ex Machina in comics but I am interested in the future stories.

>>91484685
>He's just Magik with a penis now.
I fail to see what's wrong with that?

>>91485499
That time she recruited a bunch of new people to invade Genosha? Even Bobby led a team during Zero Tolerance and he was pretty damn good at it.

>>91485347
O5 Beast is pretty much the only one that's remotely interesting. The rest suck.

>>91484685
So he is a better Magik?

>>91485469
There's no more wrong with her than there is with the guys.

You're the reason why all artists give up and trying and end up same facing women all the time. You whine like entitled brats if they aren't what you consider attractive.

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>>91484351
Something retarded, I'm sure.

>>91480911
>>91480967
Sauce for either of these claims? Maybe a youtube video? That's a bit of detail I thought beyond marvel.

>>91481360
>tykeclops
>rightclops
The internet is a magical place.

>>91480596
>Jean
>Team Leader
>About Damn Time

crashing this plane with no survivors.

>>91481354
>that Batman Beyond goon getting arrested
Somebody's butthurt at Marvel, but that's a statement of the week every month

>>91481005
Can someone shop the last two panels to say "Come here, Anon"? Perfect /co/ reaction image.

>>91481035
>beast doing magic
Fresh and exciting.

>>91481083
Seems like overkill. Anyone else foresee beast going bad? I mean, that was way overkill. He could have just teleported him to nebraska or something.

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>>91481025

>>91481035
Beast found a new and exciting force to mess with.

this will surely won't come back to bite him in the ass

>>91481197

1) Laura (I'm presuming you mean X-23) was WHITE you idiot.

2) fuck out of here with your race shit. Skin color doesn't make good or bad characters or stories.

>>91485877
That's just Black Tom Cassidy. He's always had a red bat on his chest.

Beast learning magic, Magneto leading the team, and using classic X-men villains are enough to keep me reading, but Jean and the general shittiness of the O5 is going to make every issue a bit of a slog.

Still, I enjoyed this issue more than X-men: Gold, твн fαm.

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>>91481368

Because if Jean had tried to turn Laura's lovebird gay, we'd get the end of the arc too fast with jean-kabobs. And Marvel would lose their biggest tool for integrating "diversity."

And there would be the awkwardness of explaining that X-23 is hot enough to turn a brainwashed gay man back into a hetero

>>91485877
>Batman Beyond goon

He was created 20 years before Batman Beyond existed.

>>91484464

yeah, but this isn't a Ork warband, where the biggest and strongest rules.

Or hel, maybe it is. Marvel has finally embraced the grimdarkness that is 40k.

>>91481414
So who is this? Not familiar with all the little wolverines running around these days.

>>91480650
The bantz sounds legitimately retarded.

Dropped it here. Could go no further.

>>91486531
Keep telling yourself that, Mouseketeer.

>>91486587
Jimmy Hudson. Wolverine's son from the ultimate universe who took over as Wolverine after Logan was killed in Ultimatum. This is probably just the 616 version though.

>>91480650
They do realize America was whiter in the fucking 60's right? For the time, the X-men was the most forward thinking title on the market.

>>91480722

Honestly, It doesn't fit there agenda it doesn't exist.

>>91480743

He's among the artists that should have his free will stripped because he keeps picking crap titles to draw.

>>91481018
I think it was hilarious that people thought these books would be better post Lemire.

>>91481446
Mondo! Skin! Synch! Also, Chamber and Jubilee, but I am pretty sure they're still alive.

But isn't the "real" Mondo alive somewhere? And shouldn't Chamber be talking in "psy-speak"?

>>91481446
Wait a sec, is that the future x-men/brotherhood from Battle of the Atom? That shit was fucking horrible, why would they bring them back?

>>91481005
>bullying the homosexual character

this triggers tumblr

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>>91481354
This was fine. Nothing amazing but nothing offensive either. I really don't get why so many people are trashing on this. I guess you just can't please X-fags

>>91481446
This was half-okay.

>>91481414
>Dear Mr Brevroot: There are too many Wolverines these days. Please eliminate three

>>91480900
Jean's face at the bottom corner really makes me want to see her get a gut punch.

Short jaired jean gives me boners

>>91481354
So Xavier finally wins Magneto over and nobody says anything about it?

Massive missed opportunity.

>>91480869
>singing erika
>a bad thing

if there's one good thing the nazis produced it's that song.

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Good god what did I just waste my time reading?

>worst bantz ever
>beast using magic
>battle of the atom
>Wendigo not being used to just bring back real wolverine.

Fucking Turrible. Turrible Turrible Turrible.

>>91480596
>Scott isn't the leader
Not MY X-men.
>About damn time
i'd expect that from a 21 year old Tumblr Marvel intern, but not Bunn.

>>91480650
>Awesome hipster beard
Fuck no

>>91481438
Okay, rereading this I'm enjoying it less and less. The epilogue was the best part. Weird. I like them rebuilding up the X-Men from the ground-up though. We've got the O5. We're getting nuWolverine that isn't a lesbo. This could be good.

>>91481350
Dr Strange learnt him some science is just magic

>>91481360
Ignoring he was possessed.

I'd wish they'd bring in Jihadi Joe from X-Men Gold to at least shake things up with a "find that reference" game. This shit is garbanzo.

>>91481005
Bobby BTFO

>>91487828
>i'd expect that from a 21 year old Tumblr Marvel intern, but not Bunn.
Bunn wrote the Fearless Cuckolders, of course he'd write a line like that. You forgot because he spent so many years just writing Magneto.

>>91480596
>Jean, Team Leader, about damn time
>In the same panel where she takes orders from Cyclops
>While telling him to stop giving orders
Brilliant way to get the point across

>>91487237
The O5 don't really have many antagonists to call their own.

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>>91481058
Sometimes when he uses magic he turns into a white Beast

>>91487807
>beast using magic
That was one of the few good things.

>Wendigo not being used to just bring back real wolverine.
We already knew we were getting Jimmy Hudson. Why would regular-ass Wolverine be hanging out with the O5 and no one else? And why would he be brought back in X-men Blue instead of in some big "Return of Wolverine" event.

>>91488221
Yeah. Bunn is great at writing anti-villains like Magneto, Sinestro, Black Adam and the like. Until he found that niche though, he was stumbling around half-assed books. I don't have much hope for the O5 to win me over, though I'm liking Beast well enough and think O5 Beast is the only one that's as good as or better than his modern counterpart, but I'm only reading it for Magneto.

>>91488442
Why would Wolverine be brought back in an X-Men Blue reboot? Seriously?

I guess I should expected idiocy from someone who likes beast doing magic.

>>91488569
Anon, I realise the book is called X-men: Blue, but it has nothing to do with the Blue team. That's just a stale attempt at nostalgia pandering. This is just an O5 book, which frankly means it should be called X-factor.

>>91488609
Oh so that means beast should do magic and wolverine shouldn't show up instead of hudson to fight wendigo.

Great reasoning there anon.

>>91487807
How would a Wendigo be used to bring back Logan? Dude's a statue

Anyone who thought that it would be anyone other than Jimmy in this book just hasn't been paying attention

Reading OP's comments was worse than the issue itself. O5 fags should just stick to places like cbr or tumblr.

>>91488949
I never implied I did think that. Rather that having it be Wolvie instead of Hudson would have been better. For very obvious reasons.

And, yeah, they'd definitely have to tell us how he shook the adamantium off first in order to have him appear. It's not like they took 2 years to tell us why fucking Thor was unworthy.

>>91487599
Because muh o5 tumblr cancer narrative. Don't question the hugbox.

>>91487828
fuck off back to /tv/

>>91481084
Wtf is brylcreem?

>>91480722
>Leprechaun

fuck off racist cunts

>>91480722
Wow Bobby. Not only did you get turned gay, you became racist too.

>>91480944
It's not quite. They make no attempt to hide it but the MU people have no idea what the fucking hell is going on as there was no official statement. They think it's just some rumour and go what the shit when they find out the X-men were really stupid enough to drag their past selves to the future and leave em around where they could die.

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>>91480722
So.. Uhm,
Black Tom Cassady is from the Evil Horde?

>>91481441
The storytimer for USAvengers got so anally ravaged by the lack of stormfront ideals that he abandoned the storytime midway.

>>91486737
616 version would have been killed by Wolverine. I'm betting its ultimate version unless editors/writers failed hardcore again.

>>91487154
He should be. Also, the costumes are wrong. But I'm guessing the artist/editor wasn't paying too close attention to this.

>>91480567

i actually liked this issue. i'm very shocked

>>91481074
let the water hold me down

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>>91481083
Nice. I like this. Beast has gone all Alan Moore. I can't wait until he summons that horny fishman rapist.

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>>91481145
Oh shut the fuck up.

This is legitimately funny. I can't wait until Hank invokes Cthulhu.

>>91484183
The white supremacist O5 beating black tom cassidy and his gay friend...

>>91488221
Oh it's BUNN! Christ, I was thinking of Pak the entire time.

>>91490055
lmao ok

>>91480791
I AM BANE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>91480907

For you.

>>91484685

If Magik can have horns and goat legs, she can have a Magik Johnson as well, Anon.

>>91485587
So you're saying variety in faces comes from making them look like shit, instead of choosing more reasonable design choices? Fuck man, you just have to look at her fucking eyes to see there is clearly a problem with how the guys draws in general.

>>91484685
Different Beast, different direction. I don't have any problem with this Beast deciding to follow sorcery.

Why not take advantage of these multiverse-displaced teenage X-Men and do different stories with them?

>>91491490
what the fuck?

>>91493817
Alan Moore is an H.P. Lovecraft fanboy. It's rather amusing.

Can't wait until the future sorcerer Iceman from Battle of the Atom and Sorcerer Beast from the past fight! Such original powers!

>>91491490
>fapping a fishman
>still holding a blanket over you

Seems rather redundant.

>>91494110
IKR?! Alan Moore is so weird. I love that old man.

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>>91480650
Scott we all know you're the closet hippie

>>91481083
oh sure, send the guy with claustrophobia into the dank tentacle rape dimension, THAT won't bite you in the ass when he crawls out

>>91481084
I knew about brylcreem but only because it got mentioned one or twice on Red Dwarf

>>91480596
>Cyclops on team
>someone else is leading

One page in and it's already shit.

wait, where is the USAvengers storytime?

Doctor Strange really needs to stop teaching X-men how to use magic.

>>91481354
...Why Monet?

>>91495729

she's the new white queen.

>>91495747
Fucking hell.

Please, Marvel, just stop. All this O5 shit, all these retarded character directions. Just stop, it's not working.

>>91495652
Beast Boy is entirely self-taught from whatever old tomes he could find lying around. I don't think any of the X-Men's other casters even know he's been learning the craft

>>91495652
He refused to train Pixie because she was underage what >>91495867 said makes sense.

Pixie isn't great at independent study

>>91495747
She also fused with her cannibal brother

>>91483259
Last we saw of him, he asked SHIELD for some paper to write a note and then saw a letter being delivered to him in the future so he probably doubled down on their control

>>91498212

>>91484507
They sold as much as the avengers and more than Hulk. Marvel never cancelled the book, they just stop writing new stories until the reboot. 80s x-factor sold well, first class and hidden years too. Even Bendis O5 book sold more than his Uncanny.
So this O5 = flop is just simply not true.

>>91480596
Bobby not with Romeo??

>>91481447
This has to be Alaska. There's an American flag on the first page.

>>91481405
Beast + Mystic + Shown Future Beast with Goat horn Devilish = Pandering to the Christian fans

>>91480596
#it'sHerTurn

FML so much for back to basics marvel. how do you fuck up this bad. I can't believe it was Bunn's idea to write that trash.

>>91480610
>Jean is the leader
>Let's still have Cyclops take the lead on the dynamic enter shot

>>91481390
>>91481399
>>91481414

I wonder who this large white monster could be? No names come to mind i can tell you that.

>>91487776
for some reason the art in this book is decently mediocre, and then it comes to jeans face and it plumits into ohgodwhydidyoudothis mode.

>>91499801
Unfortunately he probably is. The solicits for Iceman state he is.

>>91480791
Well, there goes Jugg's development from Parkerbolts.

>>91500004
So just...hack writing.

>>91481354
This is honestly coming off as the best X-Book right now, I can get with this premise despite O5. It helps that the artist draws a cute Jean.

>>91483683
Or maybe beast fucked up and didn't create a time machine, but a molecular information copy-paste. The machine would copy the information in the time cube and paste it on the other side like the transporters in star trek, except it didn't vaporize the real O5.

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>>91481354
Please don't turn Shaw into some evil 16th century noble character again. I like him as an unofficial member of the currently defunct unity squad with Toad.

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>>91481083
I'm not okay with this.
Yes, Hank being a student of the Mystic Arts and possessing a moderate amount of skill I'm okay with. His ability to cast a spell to time travel WITH his team... I barely bought it, but only because it seemed like a capstone for his research.

This? Nah, bullshit. If Stephen Strange, Dr Doom, Brother Voodoo, and even lightweights like Scarlet Witch and Dr Druid are all FAR more experienced than young Hank... and THEY don't just 'Calgon, take me away!' their problems...
Then I'm not buying it here. Illyana Rasputin gets a pass as shunting a foe to somewhere else is kind of her specialty. But kid Hank? Nope.

>>91500988
Guess they didn't go double suicide. Pity.

>>91481414
He has a beard teenclops is in trouble.

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>>91500741
LOL, so the real Beast is quietly shunted out of continuity and is never referenced again.

Warren Ellis established that Beast could change and manipulate the timeline without anyone knowing.

In comes Bendis, who fucks all of that up.

>>91481286
>The only one that's redundant is Bobby.

They really messed up turning old bobby gay as well, they had a great chance to write about how diffrent experience in life could lead identical people down converging paths, but no got to bump up the numbers of minorities till the quota is filled.

>>91502783
What if old Bobby realizes he's not gay and it was just Jean Grey messing with his mind.

>>91480567
bump.