ITT: Weaksauce /co/ merchandise

>>91474687
How do you even make nonalcoholic whiskey, like that?

>>91474687
Reminds me, I gotta order that Hellboy Wine now that it's warm enough for the package to arrive undamaged.

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>>91474917
The bottle looks much better than the hell water one. The design is more subtle.

>>91474687
>Cinnamon

Disgusting.

>>91474915
66.6 proof. Are you retarded? That's pretty similar to most cinnamon whiskeys.

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>>91474687
The Thing burger from Denny's. Not because of the taste, I never tried it. Because it has fucking bacon on a burger based on a Jewish character, you gave Ben a burger he can't eat you assholes

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>>91476191
The beer labels look good to, wish I could find one

>>91476456
Can't he just take it off?

>>91476506
it's the principle of it, that burger was supposed to be his. give him something kosher

>>91476496
Oh shit, I live near Rogue and never heard of this

>>91476800
Go there and get me a bottle anon, I'll send you pliney

>>91476354
>ever drinking anything under 100 proof.
>ever
Nope.

>>91476456
Cheese and meat together isn't kosher either.

>>91476456
>HUMAN TORCH SKILLET
>FANTASTIC FOUR-CHEESE OMELET
>INVISIBLE WOMAN SLAM
>COLD BOWL OF LUTEFISK

>>91476506
>>91476528
Also, no. You can't just take it off.

The entire preparation has to be kosher.

>>91476354
66.6 proof is about as strong as a strong wine

>>91477501
>I literally don't know what I'm talking about: the post

does JR's hot sawss count as /co/ shit?

>>91477769
>33.3% alcohol by volume
that's just a fortified wine
it doesn't even count as liquor until you hit 80 proof

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>>91476456
JOHNNY, YA RUNT! YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T KOSHER!

>In the definition of the United States, the proof number is twice the percentage of the alcohol content measured by volume at a temperature of 60°F (15.5°C). Therefore, "80 proof" is 40% alcohol by volume
>66.6 proof = 33.3%
slightly less ethanol than average whiskey but a moderately funny gimmick

>>91476191
>Hellboy Reserve Pinot Noir

Has anyone tasted this? Sounds intriguing but I probably would have to pay an arm and a leg to import it to Europe.

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I know it ain't /co/, but I have fond memories of when this was first discovered and there were many long threads on /v/ where everyone was listening to Detroit police scanners and theorizing about the exact nature of this "action packed trip"

>>91476456
>Invisible woman isn't Ethiopian food

>>91477846
The fuck kinda wine have you been drinking? The standard for fortified wine is 20% ABV.

>>91476456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Is8uB9734

>>91479578
The greentext story of the brit family accidentally winning and being forced to go against their will destroys me every time.

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>>91479578
Seems more like a punishment than a reward.

But at least you get to taste pre-augment jensen's cummies in person.

>>91480200

Wait, what?

>>91476896
vodka and similar clear alcohols are trash used mainly for getting plastered or eastern europeans. Get some taste buds or stop hanging out with ivan

>>91480200
>>91480362
Yeah, I need to know more about this.

>>91476956
Lutefisk is Swedish...?

>>91480922

Swedes and Norwegians can't agree who invented it.

>>91480949
I thought the pastor innking of the hill invented it but then bobby ate the whole thing

>>91480200
Bumping for this

>>91476456
nobody is going to point out that he human torch dish has a huge cock on it?

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>>91480362
>>91480548
>>91482366
I gotchu senpaitachi

>>91483349
I forgot there was a time you could say the Nigger-word without some shithead screaming "go back to /pol/" even if you're doing it as a joke

>>91483206
But Johnny *is* a huge cock.

>>91483349
Cor blimey.

>>91483349
Well this was disappointing after all the waiting

>>91474687
TIL bongs have another way of making measurements retarded


why measure alcohol in proof holy shit

>>91483551
/pol/ ruins shit for everyone once again

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>>91477846
It's less than 7% off from 80 proof, are you retarded?
The real issue is that cinnamon "whiskey" has never tasted like hot + whiskey. Instead it's some sugary candy sludge that tastes like neutral spirit and red hots and is more viscous than any straight hard liquor
Someone please explain.
Also explain why they don't give me the shits I'm expecting.
Bowel Movements

>>91484000
It's standard everywhere, retard

>>91476896
>disliking standard spirits
>would have to autistically order the high proof shit at any bar
>either autistically only drinks straight alcohol because LE REAL MAN meme or wastes several dollars per cocktail

I love high proof spirits, but this is cringe.

>>91477846
Wine is like 9-15, fortified is like 18-22. 30-40 is flavored liquor, which is exactly what this is

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>>91476456
>Thing Burger has fucking BACON in it
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>91477846

Liquor just means it is made by distillation.

>>91485786
hhhhehehehehe

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Found this at a garage sale.

>>91485521
nope I have never encountered it in either northern, southern, central or eastern Europe.

>>91487265
Fucking phone.

>>91487265
those gumballs are the shit

>>91487265
>Doom
>Superior
Did this candy predict the future?

>>91474687
>Cinnamon
Never good
>only 66.6 proof
Why not make it 133.2 proof?
Market as 66.6 percent

>>91484134
No, it was the tumblr/reddit sjw invasion.

Okay, so how would you make hellboy whiskey? Only idea I have is grains malted with holy water and aged with oak from a graveyard.

>>91476896
I'm not entirely sure if you even know what alcohol proof means.

I mean, enjoy your absinthe, I guess.

>>91474687
I thought it was illegal to depict cartoon characters in alcoholic and tobacco products.

Isn't this why Duff beer doesn't exist and why Ratatouille/Remy wine got pulled?

>>91488898
>>91485612
>>91480429
>nu males
>nu males everywhere
This is what happens when you don't have a positive male role model as a child.
You guys seriously have to grow a pair of balls at some point.
And fuck you, Smirnoff is just as American as any other immigrant descendant. So unless your name is sitting bull shut the fuck up pussy.

>>91489845
>I thought it was illegal to depict cartoon characters in alcoholic and tobacco products.

What, like federal law?

I'm surprised if that's true. Surely it'd infringe on the 1st Amendment?

>>91491402
like is this a joke or do you seriously believe this?

>>91487798
>Never good
Fuck you. Cinnamon whiskey is alright.

>>91491402
How do I into alcohol, anon?

>>91485521
not really, the standard i have allways seen is volume over volume percentage

>>91488898
Fucking Chartreuse is more than 100 proof.

>>91491779
>infringe on the 1st Amendment
Why? It's against corporate advertising and not personal expression.

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>>91492186
Then you must drink only beer, ya lightweight.

>>91492257
I mean, if it's a character you don't have the licenses for, sure. But if you draw up your own character or a character you own? I doubt that got passed through.

>>91483349
>Those stories

These /pol/-tier stories make me laugh like a retard every fucking time. I don't care how stupid they get.