How well did this preach Christianity?

It was one of the key components of my indoctrination as a kid. Even after I managed to escape christianity, I can't help but have a soft spot for veggie tales despite it being pretty shitty on most fronts. It wouldn't be so popular if it didn't work so well.

It wasn't so much about ingraining christian ideology as it was normalizing open discussions of god and shit, which made you all the more receptive when it was time for your parents or the church to forcefeed you. It's nothing particularly special when it comes to religious propaganda, but it gets the job done. The music is damn catchy.

>>91447865
I remember a comic I did when I was a kid. In it, Bob the Tomato was sliced alive with a knife and Larry the Cucumber was crushed alive under a spiky pair of boots. Their bodies were used in a salad that was eaten by Donald Duck, who then on the next page exploded from within, with Bob and Larry being miraculously saved. "We're alive Bob!" "It's a miracle!" Then they got sat on by a really fat lady.

I was a weird kid.

shit but the music was fire

>>91447865
Pretty good, if only because it managed to pull off being enjoyable in addition to being about Christianity.

Not a lot of these kinds of shows remember they have to be entertaining to keep the kiddos interested.

>>91447948
i honestly think you couldve made up something better

>>91447948
someone needs to draw this

>>91447991
It was first grade mate, my imagination, fucked up as it was, had yet to fully blossom.

>>91448015
If I can ever find it, I'll story time it.

>>91447865
Most of those so called "veggies" are actually fruit. They have seeds and everything!

Pretty decent. It went for entertainment first and then Christian stuff. Kids don't give a rat's ass about Bible stories, they want catchy songs and silly situations

>>91447948
I think it's fairly normal. In elementary school me and my friends had a whole cast of cartoon characters we came up with called "Uglies." We would make flip books of them getting killed in funny/violent ways.

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Having grown up in a conservative Christian household... I remember really enjoying the original Veggietales stuff purely for entertainment purposes. Waaaay better (and more self-aware) than any other kids' propaganda.

Never watched anything post-Jonah, though.

>>91447865
I never really thought so but at least everyone wanted to see the songs. Pretty decent watch when you're in a christian elementary school and the substitute rolls in the tv. Not as good as Prince of Egypt but it could be worse.

I don't even believe in God anymore but Veggie Tales deserves respect because it didn't feel like indoctrination, it felt like life lessons about how to be a good person.

Bad Apple rule 34 when?

Post GOAT songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFSCsNABVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXM2o_Hb9Ls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jakg1_DCG3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUJTo6-stg

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>>91447865
It was fun shit when I was a kid.

The Christian shit mostly took a backseat to the fun stuff.

It focused more on moral lessons rather than bible shit.

I was athiest growing up and I always wished that veggie tales wasn't so religious so that I could enjoy it more.

Still watched it a bunch though.

Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki are super underrated VAs, considering they successfully voiced about 90% of the cast between the two of them. I think they could easily get more VA work if they wanted to.

>>91447865

I only remember cheezeburgers and pirates

>>91447909
> indoctrination
lmao dont be a faggot dude just say you were a brat that didnt want to go to church and shit. There are worse religions that actually indoctrinate

>>91448489
didn't they censor the bunny song

>>91447865
Well as a kid who was heavily into Christianity as a kid,not very well

There should have been as much violence as the heavily inspired Fruit Fables,i loved the episode where Rob the Orange taught the kids at home how to rig c4 for to yourself.

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>>91448544
Venture a bit further midwest, anon. There are places in American Christianity where "indoctrination" is very much the right word to use.

>>91447948
I used to draw in my captain underpants books making George and Harold curse, Mr. Krupp vomit every time he opened his mouth, and added a donut steel that was literally just a spider that followed George and Harold around

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>>91448659
Eh I guess that's it then.

I grew up in the northeast so my parents weren't really super big on the church stuff.

Granted I had to go quite a bit when I was younger but after like age 12 or so I could do whatever I wanted pretty much.

I'm Orthodox by the way.

>>91447865
IF MY LIPS EVER LEFT MY MOUTH, PACKED A BAG AND HEADED SOUTH. THAT'D BE TO BAD, I MIGHT GET SAD
(That'd be to bad you might get sad?)
THAT'D BE TO BAD
IF MY LIPS SAID "ADIOS! I DON'T LIKE YOU I THINK YOU'RE GROSS. THAT'D BE TO BAD, I MIGHT GET MAD
(That'd be to bad you might get mad?)
THAT'D BE TO BAD
IF MY LIPS WENT TOO-DA-LOO, LEFT A MESS AND TOOK MY TOOTH. THAT'D BE TO BAD, I'D CALL MY DAD
(That'd be to bad you'd call your dad?)
THAT'D BE TO BAD

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Veggie Tales had some pretty genuine humor and fun songs. Even when it utilized Bible stories and Christian ideology, it didn't preach it in a condescending way. It was more of "These are good morals that Christians believe in," rather than "Everything you hear in this is how you should act exactly with everything taken literally."

I'd show it to my kids and not care about the religous aspect, it's a good children's show. If my kids wanted to learn about Christianity on their own because of it, that's on them.

Also, personal soft spot for the Promised Land song.

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I remember the 2D Larryboy cartoon pretty fondly from when I was a lad, although I don't really know if it actually holds up or not.

From what I remember of VeggieTales itself, it seemed pretty non-aggressive with it's religious overtones. At worst; it just conveyed the gist of various Bible stories to children, and sometimes did other adaptations with a kid friendly morals tacked on (I distinctly remember one Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde parody that actually followed the book's narrative surprisingly better than most adaptations, and even included a Mr. Utterson expy). It was decent and watchable enough in it's own right, but relative to other forms of Christian "entertainment"? It was fucking Citizen Kane.

>>91447865
it wasn't particularly "preachy" in the distracting sense. As a kid, I paid less attention to the words and just liked the cartoons and jokes.

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>the one episode where the moral was "let bullies do anything they want to you and eventually they'll get bored"
>the one episode where the moral was "literally do nothing and God will give you stuff
I like the show as a whole but those two episodes... yeesh.

>>91448795
All you had to do was name the song and now it's getting stuck in my head. Damn you Veggie Tales.

Have you seen my hairbrush /co/?
I can't find it anywhere.
You wouldn't be a bad neighbor and just take it from me without asking for my permission, right?

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Goodbye, and remember that God loves you!..
...Unless this is a Qubo rerun that edits out the Christianity stuff, then fuck God, we'll just say Goodbye.

>>91448659
That's because you have to indoctrinate if you want proper results.

>>91447865

As someone whose actually studied theology with Jesuits, I thought it did a pretty good job.

The creators of the show are actually quite chill dudes and very affable.

Their ability to adapt biblical tales was actually quite entertaining, along with some of the pop culture references that I only noticed as I got older.

The music was pretty well done, as were some of their side skits, like the silent film one where "The piano must go up!"

Heck, I'd show vegetales to my kids if I had any, simply because I had a lot of fun with it.

I still find myself humming tunes from Silly Songs with Larry when my mind wanders.

BARBARA MANATEE

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>>91448947

>>91449037
>>91448947
What are you people even railing against? He's literally saying a network cut out all the religious references in Veggietales and that made the ending of episodes sound awkward as a result.

Take a fucking pill.

>>91449088
meant to quote
>>91448969

i'm a practicing sincere christian who holds the Gospel is the good news that while God must rightfully condemn sin, and punish sinners eternally, God the Son became the man Christ Jesus so as to become Sin on our behalf and so receive the punishment we deserve, yet i've never seen veggie tales so i've no idea if the cartoons cover that

if they don't, they're not really 'christian'

>>91449127
It's been a really long time since I watched it, but a lot of the series seemed to adapt Old Testament stories.

>>91449306
>seemed to adapt Old Testament stories

interdastn

i guess i need to go and actually watch them sometime, then i'll get back to you

>>91447865
>Dad was a raging atheist
>mom wasn't religious
>gma is religious but isn't doing any forceful shit like dragging us to church or always talking about god
>has veggie tales for grandkids, all of us eat it up no pun intended

I still remember it fondly, as the one kid out of all my cousins that went to church maybe twice. Interestingly enough, my parents marriage is the strongest out of all my relatives on both sides, and the only ones that aren't religious.

Veggie tales was still a good show, it had good episodes and nice songs.

>>91449088
The network is the one tipping the fedora, not the anon who pointed it out.

>>91449436
Watch these:
Josh and the Big Wall
Esther: The Girl Who Became Queen
Rack Shack and Benny
Daniel and the Lion's Den
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie

>>91448659
>>91448976
>>91448544
This is your daily reminder that Quiverfull still exists.

>>91448783
Ten days after I turned 8,
Got my lips stuck in a gate!
My friends all laughed,
and I just
stoodthereuntilthefiredepartmentcameandbrokethelockwithacrowbarandIhadtospendthenextsixweeksinliprehabwiththiskidnamedOscarwhogotstungbyabee, right on the lip, andwecouldn'teventalktoeachotheruntilthefifthweekbecausebothourlipsweresoswollenandwhenhedidstartspeakinghejustspokePolishandIonlyknewlikethreewordsinPolishexceptnowIknowfourbecauseOscartaughtmethewordforlip: Usta!

>>91447865
Very well, because it was actually fun.

>>91448659
Fuck you I'm from Oklahoma and you're talking out your ass.

>>91449436
They even had the gall to adapt the old testament story where good guy David sent his best friend to die in a war just so he could literally cųck him.

They replace the wife with a rubber duck and make it a pie throwing war. That was weird but not as weird as replacing 'rape' with 'slapped each other with fishes'. It's like they were saying the three stooges were bad.
The friend still came back with literal PTSD in the David story.

I'm not really religious at all but I remember liking Veggie Tales quite a bit. I don't actually remember any episodes or much about the show at all though.

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I remember loving Veggie Tales as a child. When I go back an visit them today, they're still clever, wonderful, and made in true faithfulness.

I like them a lot, even if they are a little Protestant.

>>91448659
JESUS
LEND ME YOUR ENERGY!

>>91447865
>How well did this preach Christianity?

It didn't.

It wasn't remotely about Jesus. The Bible stories it retold were all from the Old Testament. And half of the time it wasn't even a Bible story but a goofy story with a moral about manners or doing the right thing.

The stories were mostly pretty tight, the visuals were clever, and the music was outstanding. Mine isn't a religious family, but I bought those DVDs for my kids, and they watched them plenty, and I thought they were great.

In all the videos we had, and we had most of them, not once did it preach that you should believe anything in the Nicene Creed, I don't remember any stories from the New Testament, and it explicitly played the Old Testament stories as fictional fables with a moral. The little Bible verse at the end was usually incomprehensible, so that was not exactly effective indoctrination. And the "God loves you very much" never came off as "you need to love him back."

(When the new series came out recently, I sat with one of my kids to watch it, both of us happily expectant. We turned it off within minutes. It was awful.)

>>91448117
I think post-Jonah it goes downhill pretty fast, though the Pirates movie was pretty good.

> I had to go to the hospital and have my hands replaced. I was too high, too out of my mind to know I had ruined my hands hitting her. But those days are over. No crack for me. No beating my fiancé. No strangling drifters for sex. No! No more. 'Cause Jesus lives in my heart. Yaaay... Jesus!
Wow. That show didn't pull any punches.

>>91450275
>one of my kids
What's a parent doing on /co/?

>>91450364
Fantasizing about animated daughterus

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>>91450364
>>91450428
ITS TIME TO STOP

Cebuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

This show got so much hate in the early 2000's until it just sort of gave up and killed itself

Why did it get bullied to death?

>>91447865
About as much as it bleached it

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>>91447865
I remember it somewhat vaguely from kindergarten era Sunday school. I still remember some of the songs but not much else.

>Many years later as a teenager
>stuck at some sort of church event for little kids
>Jonah was on
>don't want to watch it because this shit's for babies
>bored to fucking tears though so I watch it
>mfw I actually thought it was funny and ended up enjoying it

It actually has some clever writers and has great comedic timing. As for the Christian stuff it's pretty okay. Most of the time children's Christian media has to suffer at the expense of getting some shitty Bible story told. VeggieTales manages to actually make it work though.

>>91450715
>the movie ends with the main character alone in the desert wishing he was dead

>>91448560
they made a few different versions, like the one that anon posted changed a few lines from the original where he says things about not loving his mom and dad and not going to church or school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML0Ho2EgvwY
then on a sing-a-long vhs they had a new version chaning the whole song to make it so Mr. Nezzer has learned his lesson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht1HqB6taog

I remember watching it when I was a kid, the christianity parts mostly went over my head when they were talking about specific books/passages/whatever, I just liked watching talking vegitables hanging out.

I'M A VIKING

>>91450614
this really.

It's fun but if you want to actually learn about what Christians believe then you shouldn't be watching cartoons.

That said, it was interesting how they're one of the few versions of Jonah that has the actual ending where Jonah wants God to smite the Ninevites with divine fire afterwards, except that it doesn't happen since they believed in him

Why can't other religions step up their cartoon game?

>>91448117
Their Lord of the Rings parody was entertainingly bad.

>>91448544
There are christians and then there are christians.

>>91454823
That scene were Mr. Lunt jumped out of the bushes, moaning "my precious". Scared the crap out of me and made me shut it off. I think i was 11...

>>91448795
It's nice when most morals in a show boil down to, Don't be a fucking faggot, kid.

>>91448941
What do you need it for you bald faggot?

>>91448947
Really? That's just sad. The actual ending was cute.

>>91454964
Thats not very christ-like anon

>>91448977
Unlike most Christian shows you really got the sense that real effort went into each episode.

>>91448988
So this is where we're at now?
Just admitting to not being Christian is enough to get you a fedora meme spouted at you?

>>91455009
That faggot got crucified. Why would I want to be anything like him?

>>91449127
Jesus didn't become sin, he took the blame for all sin. This is coming from someone who doesn't really believe in this stuff. Get your cubits together.

>>91448659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBV3eqvQPJs
makes me crie evry time

>>91447865
Not as good as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuzosjD5O5M

>>91449888
>Okie
>Midwest

No they really aren't, the actual midwest has a shit ton of christian enclaves that really do go full cult. Hell that's where they keep all the "pray away the sin" camps and shit still for the most part too, you know, the ones where parents can basically have some motherfuckers straight up abduct their kids and keep them locked up there until they're "fixed" and in reality they just get mentally/emotionally tortured and physically abused but that's good enough for long gone fundie moms and pops.

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Great show but I don't know what they were thinking bringing in a robot character. I hear this dude eats batteries.

>>91447865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk9Zb71bxm8
I love them

>>91447865
I still have a soft spot for it despite being an atheist. Wouldn't show it to my kids, but it's pretty much the top tier christian cartoon.

>>91449820
Yeah all ten of 'em. Unfortunately In the U.S. the Church is kind of hobbled when it comes to putting down heresies of that nature.

GOD IS WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU DO!

>>91448715
I drew my own self-insert blob character in every single page of my Calvin & Hobbes books.

I love the theme song
https://youtu.be/qbw4nsNpqzA

>>91449888
Just because you don't want to see it doesn't mean it isn't there.

>>91449959
Yeah, I don't get why they thought they could pull that one off.

>>91449984
They are very protestant.

I've watched like every single old movie they had and owned multiple CDs such as Veggie Rock.
I hear the new ones have slightly different animation and a bacon character and stuff, which is pretty disappointing.

Also a tomato being the co-star of a thing about vegetables never ceases to make me laugh.

Anyone else always thought Junior the Asparagus was a broccoli even though his name clearly stated otherwise? I knew his name but never made the connection that it meant he was indeed an asparagus.

>>91450361
>That episode where Larry breaks up a child prostitution ring and goes on a pedo killing spree in the name of the holy fire.
Nice, light, fun for all the family.

>>91450364
Reading comics and talking about protecting smiles?

>>91450599
>Bob is a fucking fruit you hacks!
was it autism?

So how is the Netflix edition. Heard Mike Nelson wrote some of the material.

>>91450715
That's because they stuck to the source material. The bible is a good read. Especially the old testament. Did you know that the city of Jericoh was built on a fault-line?

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Anyone remember these too?

>>91455052
You haven't been paying attention much to how hard they've been shilling.

>>91450793
Classic. as. fuck.
>it's the episode where God atomizes a city for being full of gay rapists
>it's the episode where God keeps his follower in a desert for 40 years for pissing him off.
>it's the episode where a dude kills people with the jaw of an ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTPAAgfEBiM

>>91457987
>Bibleman

I saw him live. Also the show had GOAT songs.

>>91455543
Really? Tell me more. It'll be just between us after all.

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>>91458205
B-B-B-BIBLE MAN WILL BE B-B-B-BEGGING FOR M-M-M-MERCY

>>91454931
>11
This is no place for a wee lad!

The part where the eagle chews them out for trying to jump on his back cracked me up.

>>91455009
If the fig tree isn't producing fruit then what is the point in tending to it?

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>>91458247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfe1tGukN2Q

>>91457987
321 Penguins was the shit. What was it with the 00s and penguins anyways?

>>91449306
They specifically said they were not going to do New Testament because they didn't want to portray Jesus as a vegetable. The closest they get is lessons from the New Testament in original or adapted in a new setting stories, anything to avoid showing Jesus as a beet or a radish.

>>91458205
Is the acting as porn tier as I've heard?

>>91449866
Your friends all laughed... Usta. How do you spell that?

>>91457987

Christian Penguins?

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>>91458428
Yeah, the acting is pretty bad. But its no worse than the Adam West batman.

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>>91447865
How well can a psychologist teach psychiatry?

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>>91448659
>implying there's anything wrong with that
Enjoy your stay in hell.

>>91456921
Kek.

Calvin and Hobbes and also Anon

Good wholesome children entertainment. I liked the older ones better, but there's a charm they all have. Would let my kids watch.

>>91448419
Like the toohoo song or?

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Fun fact: Both Bob and Larry aren't actually vegetables, but they don't tell the rest of the cast this because Christians have a bad history when it comes to fruits.

>>91447865
I think it did well because it managed to do so in a way that was hilarious.

>>91447865
Incredibly, I never noticed when I was a child

>>91447865
It was funny, had catchy music, and managed to be actually pretty tame about it's preachyness. Loved it a lot. It taught really great lessons for kids too.

WE ARE THE PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING

>>91447865
Remember when they got a bunch of shitty Christian Rock bands together to remake songs from the movies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYfFkzZaF0

>>91463211
Veggie Rock? I own that CD. We would rock out to it on car rides. Lol. We actually listened to those bands growing up. Anyone listen to Star99.1 radio here? East coast USA.

>>91447865
Christianty is based on Jewish book, Jews stole a lot of Sumerian myths and put them together on this book
The Christian bible is based on a ripoff of a bunch of myths.
Somehow, people take it as truth.

If someone remade Veggie Tales, removed all references to God, but kept all the major messages about how you should treat your fellow man the same, would you be ok with it?

>>9144794865
Ahem... So... Then what?

>>91464055
Yes. It would still be the same thing.

>>91458553
Where s that in the thread?

>>91463211
I stand up for my belief that religion ruins everything.

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>>91463211
Speaking of Skillet, holy shit their last album was bad. Worst of 2016.
I still like Collide and Comatose, and Rise was okay, but god damn Unleashed was bad.

>>91447865
You can't say everyone has a water buffalo when everyone most certainly does not have a Water Buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my Water Buffalo?" "Why don't I have a Water Buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! So stop. being. so. SILLY!

>>91448659
Honestly you don't have to go that far, the level of intensity varies from variation to variation of Christianity. I grew up in a Seventh Day Adventist family in New York where we took the faith pretty seriously.

>>91448544
If someone at BARE MINIMUM is forcing you to go to the same place every week and recite the same words well before you can fully understand them while promising you that your soul salvation is on the line if you don't say them and live a certain way of life they are indoctrinating you. You can argue whether it's good or bad, but it sure as hell is happening.

>>91464484
The problem is that the zealots focus more on the religious message than making a good product, where in reality the only thing the people they're trying to reach out to care about is the quality of the product itself.
The quality of the entertainment must be just as good as the message if it ever hopes to accomplish anything.

>>91449888
And Oklahoma is the Cousin Oliver of the United States, so who cares about what you think?

>>91458553
No one fucking thinks that.

If people you're talking too rag on Christianity more than the other two, it's because it's the dominant world religion.

>>91455052
It is when you use buzz words like indoctrination and leaving it as escaping.

All I really remember about this show is that episode that was an allegory for Sodom and Gomorrah being destroyed

>>91448042
"Vegetable" can be used culinarily or scientifically. Culinarily, plants are defined as a vegetable mostly based on tradition. Scientifically, all plant matter is vegetable, including fruits, nuts, and grains.

In either case, tomatoes, cucumber, and squash can be called a vegetable.

>>91447865
I watched these when I was a good little Christian kid, and now I'm a gay heathen, so they didn't work very well.

I remember this song and the Bunny song being my favourite barring the Silly Larry Songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhYdVj7A_FU

>>91455543
as a 2edgy kid i always wished this had actually ended with him being a robot and killing everyone with laser eyes

better than that one show that had a minatour talking about jesus

>>91464055
Let me just say, despite a religious upbringing, I never force my religion on others and am totally down if you are an Atheist, or literally anything you want to be.

People often forget that religion or non-religion based groups are not inherently "bad", just the extremists follow that suit, much akin to how races are simply races, yet racists see what some extremists do and then go on to label the entire race as bad because of it.

Veggie Tales actually taught me some of that from an early age, and to be honest, I did not even know that Veggie Tales was trying to spread a message of religion when I was a kid, as I took away the morale context away from the series, more so than the biblical message itself, and I feel as if there were many kids that fell into that category.

So, if I could go back and remove any message of religion from the series, would I do it? Out of curiosity, yes, HOWEVER, I feel like the best method would simply be to have a version of Veggie Tales with the Religious references, and then make an exact replica, except take out the Religious references.

It would not be hard to do, would give more people more options, and could help introduce Veggie Tales to families of all kinds, not just those that bought it due to the whole "Well, the bible is mentioned, so it must be a good influence on my kids" mindset.

Could be a cool case study, and if it never happens officially, then maybe some video editor out there will eventually do something like that to the series.

>>91450715
The bunny.

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>>91447865
This is surprisingly civil for a thread with religious content. Relative to other places on the internet of course.

>>91458553
No, tumblr thinks that.

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>>91459391

>>91449716
>Rack Shack and Benny
And people made fun of VeggieTales for being a Christian show.
Niggas done got shoved into a fucking oven, yo. And then that Nigga K. Nezzar just fucking laughed while these young punks roasted to death like stir fry.

>>91447865
It's the only religious cartoon I can think of that wasn't complete dog shit.

It's not like any of the kids cared about the Christian messages, we just liked the fun songs and talking vegetables.

>>91469895
It's kinda weird isn't it? I wasn't expecting this level of civility.

>>91447865
I fucking hate god yet i loved this show as a kid
>inb4 fedora memes
Thats not a fucking argument and fuck anyone retarded enough to use it

>>91447865
Honestly, I liked this show, and I'm still an atheist.

>>91449959
Lol, I never watched Veggie Tales as a kid. But my exgf last year got some heavy nostalgia for it and made me watch this episode.
I didn't know the bible story, as I wasn't raised with any religion. Goddamn was it weird.

>>91465084
Speaking as a on and off Catholic. Its literally
>Kids can't consent
>Kids need to be brainwashed into acting a certain way
Choose one

>>91458401
>they didn't want to portray Jesus as a vegetable.
Kek. F ya'll Cerebal Palsy mofos. You'll never relate to the Lamb

>>91457759
This is why we need to let Kids decide if they want to follow a religion. "They" are afraid to tell the whole truths. They don't tell you the dark side of the person they're supposed to blindly follow.
>what does "don't commit adultry" mean
>why does my penis look different then the other boys?
>why did He kill a lot of people, say he would never do it again, kill more people, write it in stone that He wouldn't do it again, and then destroy three or four cities?

>>91471284
Crap I think I mixed that last one up. I meant the Noah Story, the Moses Story, Sodom and Gommorrah and Gog and Magog.

>>91471284
>>91471377
He promised to never destroy the entire world with water ever again. He never said anything about fire.

>>91447909
*tip*

>>91471377
>Sodom and Gomorrah

“And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.”

>>91465869
This. Also retroactively downplaying your obvious overexaggerations

>>91450793
Goddamn it was fantastic how faithful they stuck to the bible story in Jonah, in the sense that it was anticlimatic as fuck. Main hero learns his lesson and everything ends in a happy note? Fuck no. He wishes death on the entire city he was obligated to save and winds up pathetically alone in the middle of the desert. Fantastic.

>>91448117
This. I liked veggie tales growing up, it wasn't until I was older that I developed a bitterness towards Veggie Tales and all the other shitty Christian media due to missing out on stuff like Harry Potter.

>>91447865
I never even remember Veggie Tales doing anything past Old Testament; I know it's evangelical but I don't remember vegJesus.

>>91454406
Jews secretly run all media.
Muslims get killed for trying to draw their own religious figures.
The asian religions get all their religious figures turned into cute little girls in anime.

Does anyone remember Messed Up Bible Stories?

https://youtu.be/NRGnPIlclps

My Nan shut this crap down for me, because she thought it wasn't Christian.