Why don't they kill Aku?

>>91422666
He's not their problem

Too busy doing godly shit to care about some tiny scrap of an actual threat they dealt with ages ago. They helped with the sword at least.

>>91422666
Wasn't their problem anymore.

>>91422666
They're working on it. Jack's on the case

>>91422666
A supernatural dense universe isn't going to regulate itself, mortal.

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>>91422666

Why wasn't Zeus there?

>>91422781
Because it took place millions of years ago and might as well have been Uranus.

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>>91422845
But my anus isn't a god

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>>91422666
I hope they return in season 5.
The broken blade comic so good.

>>91422666
I'm more disturbed that Horus and Odin helped the Japanese, but not their own cultures

>>91422781
You're asking where Zeus was when something important was happening? He was off fucking some human, duh.

>>91422936
All of humanity helped Jack, remember the first episode?

>>91422666
Checked
Anyways, for them to deal with Aku they would have to go to Earth and battle him there. A battle between three gods and the deliverer of darkness would most likely wipe out the planet.

>>91422666
Cause it's not their business.

>>91422666
If you saw a shitty bug you hate picking on smaller bugs you don't hate, you might nudge a few pieces of dirt around to help the bugs you don't hate and hinder the bug you do.

Their godly version of pushing dirt around to help and hinder is gifting the good bugs with a weapon that can inflict great damage on the shitty bug.

>>91423136
>>91423028
They fought the Primordial Darkness, and Ra cared enough to fuck up the Minions of Set.

>>91423149
Ra only gave a shit because when jack summoned him the minions tried to jump Ra and they got btfo

>>91423149
But Aku isn't actually the Primordial Darkness, just a very small sliver of it. That's the only reason why they're even helping as much as they are. They know that if they can't get stupid little human bugs to take care of the issue while it's small they'll have to deal with it when it gets big again.

>>91423240
One tried to escape and Ra still killed him.

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>>91422666

Mortals have to prove themselves worthy of salvation, if the good in them isn't enogh to save themselves then they're not worth the time

>>91422666
Gods are dicks, news at eleven.

>>91423501

This. No one seems to remember the roman interpretation of Gods. That being uninterested, selfish, and generally cruel.

>>91423538
The Grecian version is basically the same except that Zeus wanted to fuck everything. What kind of turbo slut fucks a bull?

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>that time horus just stared at jack and then vanished when jack asked him where the time portal was.

>>91422666
Bullshit answer: It's Jack's destiny/fate to defeat Aku and the gods know not to do everything.

Real answer: there would be no fucking story if the gods chose to do Jack's job.

>>91422781
Wasn't born yet and his daddy Kronus was busy fucking Gaia and eating her babies, whom Zeus let out when he defeated his father.

That's actually what is written in the Greek mythology.

>>91423890
Thank you for your insight 6th grader

>>91422666
They probably genuinely do have bigger things to worry about. Even if Aku ravages an entire galaxy- which seems extremely unlike,y he can be just be left to one billionth of the Milky Way and still have plenty to play with- that galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe.

>>91423593
In his defense that "bull" was made out of wood and had a saucy Minoan lady inside it.

No idea which one was the bigger sick fuck, the lady who wanted a bull dick in her or th egod who wanted to bang a literal cow.

>>91423964
No problem, i gladly help you 4th graders.

>>91422666
>i stepped on a toenail and hurt my foot. why aren't the police chasing down the guy whose toe it was clipped from?
they have bigger things to address, dude.

>>91423593
>What kind of turbo slut fucks a bull?
other bulls, for one
not their fault, the cows withhold sex like mad crazy and don't even let the bulls hang out with them. sound familiar?

>>91424173
Bulls confirmed for cucks.

>>91424173
You're barking up the wrong tree, poof.

>>91423593
And lets not forget the literal golden shower and the goose incident

>>91423274
Aku can regenerate himself over time from a tiny form, why the fuck do you think he's still just a fragment of the primordial Evil?

>>91423968
It's possible Aku is doing things on other planets. For some reason there's tons of aliens of different species on Earth in the future.

>>91422666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ0wQJWrBfE

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>>91422890
>his Anus isn't a god

>>91422936
>>91422991
Odin didn't give a single fuck about the Lava Monster and just let him remain cursed for likely centuries until Jack freed the poor bastard.

>>91422666
Why don't you, Satan?

Oh right. Neither you, nor the Gods exist. Hell is on Earth.

>>91423349
Nigga made eyes, that is never a good policy to let go.

>>91422666
because theyre not real

>>91423890
Y'know, Greek mythology sounds cool a lot of the time

then you remember like 90% of anything in greek mythology are assholes, cunts, faggots, and/or dipshits.

>>91425487
The most realistic gods in the universe.

>>91422666
They looked through the tapestry of fate and saw a notable chance for a grand destiny to play out. The three hero-gods had already joined together to fight the ultimate evil. A small scrap got away, and they saw a chance to check out how that would develop over several millennia until it was inevitably defeated by one of the races they chose to protect, which thus validated protecting the universe from the cosmic evil, after the fact. Like, Zeus is off to the side, super drunk and in the shape of an elk banging some broad with three eyes and six space vaginas, being all, "I told you humans suck and aren't worth the time!"

It's why Horus seemed so pissed that he had to help Jack. That was "cheating."

OR it's a stable time loop. Aku grows powerful enough over enough time to become a grand cosmic evil, using his knowledge of Kronos' power, shattering the concept of time but losing his mind in the process. He grows through all time-space until he faces the three gods in direct combat, where they destroy most of him, but accidentally allow one splinter to go unnoticed until it lands on Earth, where it wipes out the dinosaurs and eventually is cursed by an emperor's arrow, giving it will and so on.

>>91422666
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>91422700

Isn't protecting the world from primordial evil the definition of Godly shit? Surely the cosmos don't need constant tuning if these are truly Gods.

>>91426134
>Isn't protecting the world from primordial evil the definition of Godly shit?
no.
doing shit like making sure gravity and chemistry keep working and the sky doesn't fall is godly shit

dose anyone have a mega link to the episode?

>>91424933
The show makes it clear that Aku has ravaged alien worlds and enslaved their people

>>91422666
cause they're dead

>>91422781
He probably would have raped Aku

>>91427084
And then he would have sired an entire race of all-consuming cosmic horrors. It's for the best they left him out; hell, if he knew about Ikra he would have hit that fast enough to make a sonic boom in her unspeakably evil uterus.

They saved the universe from the ultra-destructive darkness that Aku was spawned from. Aku isn't really destroying or killing anybody, just enslaving them, so there's no reason for the gods to get involved since next to nobody is dying (directly, at least).

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>>91427246
>Aku doesn't kill people

But that's wrong dummy.

Did you even see the trailer for the next episode?

>>91422666
My guess is theyre leading/guiding the war against Akus forces across the galaxy but put some time in to help jack out since he's a major threat to Aku's evil located right in the heart of his domain.

Like carpet bombing a hornets nest.
Them coming down would be far too much force than necessary and likely hurt more than help.

>>91423501
At times, they certainly aren't going to help people with everything. The gods may just work along the lines that they help people help themselves, or people who help themselves.

>>91422666
In the LOTR history, God directly interfered with the affairs of the world twice, and both times did something more catastrophic than if the Elves had simply fought the Men trying to enter Valinor, or if the races of the world spent a few decades under the yoke of Morgoth.

>>91424419
He's not the cosmic sized blob of darkness the gods fought. The largest he can grow is city sized monster or a blob the size of a battlefield.

>>91423149
Ra gave a shit about the minions of Set because they had been created by a god, and that entered his jurisdiction. They couldn't be harmed by anything that wasn't a god, so he had to come down and deal with it. Aku can be dealt with a sword they made wielded by a human, so they left them to fend for themselves.

>>91425520
Unlike other monotheistic deities, their worshipers don't try to justify every single stunt they pull, they admit that their gods are assholes and imperfect.

As some others have said, Aku is small time compared to the shit they deal with. The army isn't going to go after a mugger.

>>91427288
Aku is killing people, yes, but not worshipers. If humankind doesn't pray to them, these gods have no shits to give about them; not my humans, so they just let them suffer.