I have a letter for you from the President of the United States, /co/

>not being excited to fight Nazi scum for your country

Shit propoganda desu

>>91421115
Whats it say anon?

>>91421200
Let's see here

ORDER TO REPORT FOR INDUCTION

The President of the United States

To Anon Y. Mous

Greetings:
You are hereby ordered to report for induction into the ARMED FORCES of the UNITED STATES

>>91421200
opens letter
" I farted on this letter"

Dear God.

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>Daffy and the little man go to hell
>little man is still trying to give him the draft letter
>turns out he is now working for Satan and trying to conscript Daffy into the armies of darkness

>>91421693
Spawn Daffy when?

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>>91421115

>>91421170

Why the hell should I be getting a boner over the thought of bayonetting some poor Kraut?

The hell has Hitler ever done to me?

>>91424027
He's the reason you're forced to go to war for

>>91421448
Jokes on them!
I'm just going to kill myself when we're on the weapons range!
CAN'T INDICT A CORPSE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>91425934
I'm not forced to go to war. I can go into hiding or enjoy a tenure in jail or kill myself or flee the country or manufact a medical reason to be disqualified

>>91421115
it says that the anti furry legislation has passed. it is now legal to hunt furries like you would animals.

>>91425957
>CAN'T INDICT A CORPSE!
technically correct but I think you meant induct

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>>91421115
You bet I'll show up. I only hope the examiner doesn't find any disqualifying medical conditions.

THE LITTLE MAN FROM THE DRAFT BOARD!