Why did the cob planet freak Rick out so much?

>>91417741
There's no real reason, it's just funny. They're treating an absurd but harmless quirk as life-threateningly dangerous.

It's just a nonsensical joke.

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>>91417741
CORN ON
THE KABOB

>>91417741
Because everything is gluten free

>>91417741
If my molecules were made of cob I feel like it would be bad

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I assume that since every atom in that planet was a cob, the atoms in their bodies will also slowly become cobs as well.

>>91417741
because they too will be on a cob

>>91417741
Why didn't Rick just build a new portal gun so they could live on an alternate Earth?

>>91418397
>>91418413
But how?

Cause he's islamophobic.

>>91418474
He didnt have materials available to use to make one

>>91418485
Quantum magic.

Because fucking cobs man.

Because atoms on the cob doesn't make sense even in the logic of that show. It's a break in the fabric of reality. Probably something to stay away from.

>>91417811
Fpbp.

It was just a parody of those sci-fi plots where everything seems good in a weird society or planet until a scientist discovers something horrible and everyone freaks out.

>>91417741
The mystery is what keeps us alive, anon

>>91417741
Reminder that Summer ate one of the cob plants.
This will become deepest lore in season 7.

>>91418485
by eating, drinking and breathing cob molecules over time.

it was a jab at the USA, you bunch of fucking burgers

>>91417811
it's funny because he is generally really passive about death, for him to be so freaked out it would likely have to be a fate far worse than death.

>>91420479
Most of it will be cycled out fairly quickly, she should be fine as long as she doesn't eat a lot of it and for a long time

>>91418485
If you could see the world as indiviual atoms, you'd notice that we are just heaps of ever changing matter. Not a single atom that formed you as a baby is there on you today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E6d5j3qrss

Cob planet gibes me the trypophobia jeeblies. Birdcob was unsettling.

>>91417741

>ywn have a tiny planet to yourself
>ywn have a shrinking/growth ray so that you can have renewable resources

>>91418485
Same way you're made of star dust

Repressed memories of Justin Roiland's younger life, perhaps? Maybe there was an incident with... cob... on the streetside.
https://youtu.be/EdAxeiIazIk?t=2m49s

>>91418474

1. They would have to murder whatever version of them existed on whatever world they jumped to.

2. Iirc Rick mentioned he could only do that less than 5 more times, and he probably wants to save them for actual, Cronenberg level emergencies.

3. Even if he did there's a chance the same events occurred anyway.

>>91425362

You would eventually go insane from the isolation.