if the real world is 2017 years old.

>if the real world is 2017 years old

just

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

>>91384289
so what is it?

>>91384218
dunno man. There are 7 million people on earth now, but back then there was only a few hundred. Maybe time went slower because there was less people

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>if the real world is 2017 years old

Multiple layers of bait, I like it.

>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old
u wot

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

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>>91384218
An oldy but a goodie.

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old.

>>91384218
This is the intelligence I expect from SUfags.

>>91384218
SU universe is a slightly alternate timeline, but otherwise exactly the same as earth. The only real differences are gems arriving sometime around 4000 BC and a bunch of small things like 51 states in America.

>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old
What the fuck are you saying? The world is 5777 years old

>>91384218
7023, I done the math

>>91384218
I don't watch this show but some of the scenery, backgrounds, and locations are really beautiful

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>he doesn't realize that nothing before 1953 ever happened

>>91384794
I love the show, sure it has big issues with characters staying on model but the backgrounds and settings are always fantastic.

>>91384741
But I like SU and I have a physics degree. :3

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>>91384218

>if the real world is 2017 years old.

>>91384218
But world didn't exist before this thread. All it's just fake memories.

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>>91384835
Did you know that radioactive dating of anything after the 1940s is basically impossible?

Time stopped then. We are in the purgatory of history.

>>91384306
6000+

>>91384745
Don't forget half of Russia missing and a bunch of shit going on in South America.

But no, we need more episodes about Rinaldo instead of anything interesting.

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>if the real world is 2017 years old

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>>91384218

>>91384218
>people think the world is more than 5 minutes old

>>91384835
You can say that we just now came into existence with history being unable to be proven and ready made for the now created universe.

>>91384218
Part of me doesn't want this to be to bait so we can just laugh at the stupidity of this SU fag.

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

>>91385178
>Implying it wasn't made just now

>>91384218
it's approximately 6 grand, anon
mind, when it was made, it was already old. would have been stupid otherwise. you make a tree, you fucking make a tree, not a seed. you make a person, you make a fucking walking person, not a zygote. you make a planet, it's going to have strata, a biosphere, everything it needs to continue all of its cycles infinitely until entropy ends them.
the beginning is an intrinsically unnatural part of anything's existence, thus age is kind of a moot point.

>>91385050
there's nothing interesting going on because America was founded 200 years late and that prevented most of the wars of the 20th century

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>>91384862
Evidently the educational system is worse than we thought.

>>91384745
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>>91385419
You would think that a alien invasion devastating humanity and the biosphere in the first epoch of recorded history would've gotten more focus. I mean, you literally had a entire hemisphere cleansed of all human life, entire geographical regions left lifeless and inhospitable by the Kindergartens, Gem monstrosities running amock, and ruins of hyper advanced technology left behind by the retreating aliens. You would think that the pre-industrial world would resemble Bakker's Earwa (fuck, NA was infested with the Gem equivalent to Scranc until the 18'th century), SW's Honoghir, or Caliban and Lustria from Warhammer.

Think about it: tech Knights and Machinist Priests battling lifeless automatons and genetically engineered monstrosities. The Sumerian Priest-Kings zealously hoarding all the Gem tech in great palaces infused with scavenged technology. Imagine the belief systems that would develop, how a peasant would react to Rose's bizarre ability to create pseudo-life forms. But nope. All we know is that the Gems apparently prevented WWII (no word on the Great War), the Abrahamic faiths apparently died out, America has 51 states, and some shit with Ronaldo.

>>91385382
>There are people who actually believe this
Just kill me now.

>>91385419
If the staff actually cared, the alternate history could be really interesting. They have said that WWI and WWII didn't happen, Christianity doesn't exist in setting, and the world's oceanic ecosystems can survive spending 6+ hours not being in water.

>the world's 2017 years old
What, you think Jesus was born in the garden of Eden?

The world's like 6000 years old.

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>>91388524
Why is there no edit of the recent America cape comic with Garnet as America punching Hitler?

>>91385005
Why is it impossible?

>>91388524
>Christianity doesn't exist in setting
Source?

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>>91384218

>if the real world is 2017 years old

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>>91385005
>dating anything radioactive
Does this look attractive to you?

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

>>91384745
The Earth wasn't even around in 4000 BC.

4 years old.

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>if the real world is 2017 years old

>>91389791
Stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

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>>91389574
The wastelands hold more than mutants.

Like geckos.

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>2017 years old

>>91390045
Earth wasn't created then. Literally only 5777 years old, and Christ was born 2017 years ago.

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>>91390733
Did you read this in the Bibble?

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old.

>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old
was OP autistic?

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

Regardless of this gaffe, I'd speculate that SU takes place closer to the time period of pic related than to our current year.

>>91390733
>Look, mom. I posted it again.

>if the real world is 2017 years old
This better be some sort of bait, OP

The whole universe was in a hot, dense state. Then nearly 14 billion years ago, expansion started.
Bazinga

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

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>>91384218

Jokes aside, if there's no religion then there's no B.C. and A.D. separation in the way history is told, then what's the B.C. and A.D. of Steven Universe?

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>if the real world is 2017 years old

>>91398672
Some other thing.

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>>91398695

But what?

>>91398705
Something.

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>>91384218

>>91398672
Before and After The War.

>>91398732

So the year would be like 5017? Also i thought humans didn't knew about the war or gems

>>91398767
They don't. That's why it's something else.

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old.

>implying the world has been made yet
plebs, ameriplebs, all of you.

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

How can gems be real if your eyes aren't real?

>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old
This is on a new level on mental retardation

>>91384218
I bet even you didn't anticipate your bait would work this well.

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>>91384218
You are correct anon, the real world is only 2017 years old.

>>91389210
either the use of nuclear weapons has thrown the process off, or the accuracy of the process makes it too unreliable to accurately measure anything so recent

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>implying the world is anything but 67 years old

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old.

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if the real world is 2017 years old.

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>>91384218
>If the real world is 2017 years old

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

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>if the real world is 2017 years old

Man if this generates enough replies to get in a screencap thread you guys suck.

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>>91400731
>implying the world existed before the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ Almighty

>>91385050

Isn't Western Australia separated from Eastern Australia by a massive strait or inland Sea or something?

>>91398672
No, dude. It's B.C.E. and A.D. E.
0 A.D.E. is when humans started using calenders to mark down time.

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>>91400756
..but it took 7 days to create the world didnt it?

>>91400845

What does the E. stands for?

>>91400756
Even the bible clearly states it did.

>>91384862
fuck off to your lab, Cody

>>91384373
I never noticed it before, but it looks like the guy on the left is actually a hot girl stripping down or pulling up her pants.

>>91388081

>Abrahamic faiths died out
>No WWII

It should be obvious as to why these two are related.

>>91398730
I'd say his bait was highly successful.

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

>>91401469

Given no Abrahamic religions to alter the culture of the region into monarchies there's a good chance that Germany as we know it doesn't exist at all in SU's Earth.

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

>>91400756

So he was born by Eve?

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old
I bet you're American

>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

um

>>91401237
Before Common Era. And it's not ADE. Its C.E. Common Era. My mistake my dude.

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>>91400845
That's so unbelievably dumb. A.D. and B.C. come from a monk in 525 AD trying to purge the memory of a tyrant since the old calendar was based on when martyrs died. He set the supposed birth of Christ as the point of zero and went forwards/backwards from there.

>>91398672

BC and AC

Before corruption, After corruption.

The meanings have been forgotten, but they know the general time period when gem corruptions started appearing, which indicated the end of the War.

Other than that, I don't know.

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>>91401512
Would Steven grow up into a embittered fat fuck wearing a fedora bitching about women online?

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>>91384218

>>91404756
>not even 7 words
Kek.

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>>91400845
>0 A.D.E. is when humans started using calenders to mark down time.
Aussie-tier shitpost

>>91400756
>Who is Moses

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>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

After the birth (or was it death?) of Jesus, the calendar changed from BC to AD. The world is between 6,000 to 13000000000 years old, depending on who you ask.

How are there people this stupid?

>>91384218
>if the real world is 2017 years old

NO THAT'S NOT RIGHT! 2017 YEARS ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH TIME FOR DINOSAURS AND WOOLY MAMMOTHS TO EVOLVE! THAT SHIT WOULD HAVE TAKEN MILLIONS OF YEARS, SON!

AND WHAT ABOUT THE GREATEST CIVILIZATION IN HUMAN HISTORY, THE EGYPTIANS (WHO WERE BLACK)? THEY DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL 3150 BCE, WHICH WAS GODDAMN 5,0000 YEARS AGO!

AND YOU HONESTLY THINK PLATE TECTONICS COULD HAVE MOVED ALL TH CONTINENTS OF THE WORLD IN THEIR CURRENT PLACES IN 2017 YEARS, AND STILL HAVE HUMAN CIVILIZATIONS THRIVE ON THEM THROUGHOUT THAT SAME TIME? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, FUCKBOY!

There's no such thing as Jesus.

>>91406811
>frogposter
>haha yeah the world is somehow 6000 years old despite existing fossil records dating much older to somehow being as old as the observable universe
you really have no right to say who's stupid, my man

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>>91384218
I think it says something about the post when even in a creationist viewpoint of the world it makes no fucking sense.