So Why couldn't Spiderman stop 9/11?

>>91365849
that was the night of the homecoming dance!

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S.H.I.E.L.D. told him to stand down.

>>91365849

He was asleep

>>91365849
Didn't you watch the movie?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=06mf-XRjCDM

>>91365849
He wasn't Spider-Man yet.

I stopped reading civil war. Did Miles ever end up killing captain america and what happened in the end with ulysses?

>>91365849
How?

>>91366587
Spins a web... ANY SIZE.

>>91365849
>Spider-Man could have stopped 9/11, but didn't
>they remove the scene of the Twin Towers from his movie to hide that fact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzha4kUowf4

>>91365849
Because burning jet fuel melts webs.

>>91365849
What did you honestly expect him to do? He's not Superman, you know.

>>91369582
Then why couldn't one of his Avenger friends stop it? Presumably Iron man's suit would have alerted him to something huge heading right for New York.

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>>91369582
I got that, you funny fucker.

It is pretty stupid how not one of 1000 heroes living in New York could've stopped a couple of planes, but if they did then we couldn't have stupid issues where heroes mourn 9/11, just like the rest of us!

What would you get paid more for?

Pictures of a hero saving a plane (again) or pictures of a national tragedy?

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>>91365849
>Thinking a mere man with the power of a spider can thwart the will of Allah
You have much to learn, Infidels.

Duh, he's a menace! He was working with the terrorists!

Anyone have a collection of photos from that Parker kid? I'm sure we could find some link in them.

>>91365849
he was crying about Uncle Ben that day

>>91369675
>>91372213
In-universe 9/11 happened right during the middle of the Kang War, in-universe it should be overshadowed by the total destruction of Washington, DC happening later that year.

>>91372296
fuck, I don't care if captain britain is muslim just have her talk like a normal fucking person

>>91366585
nah that was most likely a vision of Secret Empire, and Ulysses ascended into godhood becoming an aspect of the universe for no reason at the end.

>>91365849
Because he's Spider-man and never win.

>>91366585
Nobody cares, that's what happened

>shoots spiderwebs
>sticks to plane and flies into towers with it.

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>>91366497
every fucking time

>>91365849
there are no words

>>91372896
>JJJ then later publishes a headline claiming spider man is a terrorist

Wouldn't Spiderman at this point have been like 7 years old when 9/11 happened? Sliding timelines and all.

>>91372296
>I do come in peace though
>honest
That's what they all say

>>91373095
I remember a panel where Spiderman actually saw the towers burning, so no