You now have the full strength, powers and invulnerability of

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apologize

I'm gonna whip some puppies into low orbit.

>>91365501

Where is that image from?

>>91365485
Am I also stupid enough to believe that you can drag around a planet with a chain?

>>91365538
It's not impossible, just seriously improbable.

Aquire a japanese harem

>>91365485
Conquer the galaxy of course.

>>91365485
Make world "peace" happen by becoming super-Hitler of course. :^)

>>91365485
I make comics.

>>91365485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0J2mQRWqs

>>91365485
>What do you do?
Your mom

>>91365485
Shitpost on /fit/.

>>91365485
Become god king of earth and cause what I consider positive change.
no more kings other than I, no poor slaving to the wealthy, no more conquest, no more bureaucracy.
nothing to fight for once someones won the game, war will be a thing of the past.

>>91365545
It's not possible with what's pictured in OP.
the planets would break or gravitate towards one another amongst other things that are wrong.
supes don't gotta explain shit though.

Superstudy, then fly around for a bit.

>>91365485
Fuck up Jimmy Olsen's life.

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>look up where the fuck the UN is located
>show them how crazy i am
>tell them i want to help humanity set up settlements on other planets
>start a trucking company, hauling shit from earth to other planets
>bring asteroids back for more materials

Sounds all fine but someone needs to make a devide that makes me capable of guiding me through space.
How superman flies to other star systems and somehow makes his way back without a map is beyond me.

>>91365485
>go ape shit on the extremist muslims south of the country
>go on camera saying "thats what happens if you're a bad person"
>"lay low" for a while
>obviously, people are gonna come after me for "my crimes", aka genociding literal terrorists
>this is the part where I make everyone understand that they cant do shit to me
>once people finally get it through their heads that they cant take me to court or kill me, I remind them of the "bad person = dead" thing I mentioned earlier
>every time I hear someone do bad shit on tv, I go after their family
Because there's no point to killing the criminal if he's not gonna learn from the lesson I'm trying to teach him.

Hopefully, after a year or so of breaking arms and legs of little children, this piece of shit country will finally understand to not be a fucking shithead

I take a nap.

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>>91366138
>every time I hear someone do bad shit on tv, I go after their family
>people get wise to this and a criminal industry springs up for framing people for horrible crimes in order to get them killed
>you unwittingly become the enforcer for the worst kind of people
>world gets significantly worse now that any dipshit with an iphone and adobe premier can cause an invincible flying man to kill whoever they want

Great job

>>91366170
>have super hearing
>cant tell if a person is lying or not
Yeah, I'd be pretty stupid too if I was you

>clearly say country
>retard stretches it to include the entire world
>kill whoever they want
>when I specifically said I'll break the legs and arms of their kids instead
>falling for adobe premier editing
I mean really

Find the Supermen of other Earths and kill them.

>>91365485
kill some people I don't like, then go explore the galaxy

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>>91366214
>Code 1: Homicide, Section 2: Premeditated Mass Murder.

30 years

> Code 2: Assault, Section 4: Torture

15 years.

You're looking at doing some serious time, creep.

>>91365485
Make money off my powers since I'm basically a super strong machine and can do the job of millions of dollars worth of equipment and then use my flight powers to go on vacations a lot until I get bored of that, then I guess I can go to some other planet or something

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Do what he did in the comics: shitpost on the internet

>>91365485
fap faster than a bullet

>>91365485
Draw dickbutt on the moon with my laser vision.

>>91365485
abandom humanity and race to the end of universe to find what's there. in case i get bored i'll probably go looking for some aliens to btfo preemptively

>>91365501
could stick the cartoons and some of the comics as well

Injustice.

>>91365485
Enact world peace through Superdickery. Not full on tyrant mode like other anons, but orchestrating absurd situations to teach certain parties a lesson. In-between aid work, of course.