Why did Fred love traps so much?

Is Fred /ourguy/

>>91352056
Just on the offchance you're actually watching through Mystery Inc. and not just using this as an excuse to have a traps thread, they actually do explain it later on. It's too significant to his character development to spoil.

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What's not to love.

>>91352220

truly a man who takes great pride on his traps

I bet he would maje a great sugar daddy

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Did someone say traps?

>>91352056
His mother was a trap.

>>91352220
I'm glad that modern depictions of Scooby Doo have decided to get behind this idea of Fred being strangely obsessed with traps.

I'm watching through this now. Holy shit its great. I think this is the best Scooby doo thing I have ever seen.

>>91352623
That's because it is.

A few of the newest direct-to-video movies were good as well.

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>If there's a prize for rotten judgement
>I guess I've already won that
>It seemed like harmless masturbation
>I saw the bulge and I just said "fuck that"

>What are you, a faggot?
>That was just a feminine penis
>Don't think you can hack it?
>Liking traps is proof of genius
>Why even conceal it?
>Use your mouth to peel it
>It's the purest lo-o-ove!

>No chance, no way! I won't say traps aren't gay!

>Just play pretend! Get in his boi-puss-ay!

>That's not okay! I wont say traps aren't gay!
>I thought my dick had learned its lesson...
>They look like girls when you start out
>My head starts screaming: "that's a guy's ass!
>Why do I still want to suck his farts out?" Wo-o-o-oh!

>Don't be so close-minded!
>Gender is a social construct!
>What's the point in lying?
>Run your hand across his boy butt!
>Better get the lube, bro
>Ditch the attitude, bro
>And just fuck, fuck, fuck his ass!

>No chance! That's gay! I won't do it, no way!

>Give up, slide in: fuck your worries away!

>No, not today! I won't say traps aren't gay!

>Those dubs don't lie! Just admit traps aren't gay!

>Degenerates! I won't say it...
>Those aren't bad tits... I won't say it!

>This one's a beaut, wank away: traps aren't gay!

>Oh-o-o-oh! Unless they're cute, I won't say traps aren't gay...

>>91352500
Its an actual trait something that overall has been just about nonexistent prior to Zombie Island where we got the first hints of stuff with Fred.

>>91353477
>The average conversation between the penis and the brain