What was his fucking problem?

Same problem everyone in Popeye's universe had. Oversized hands and beady eyes.

He's a sailor on land. He wanted to get laid.

>>91349582
Extreme thirst.

>>91349582
He doesn't handle rejection very well.
Other times he just a straight up villain.

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>>91351394
i found the solution

he must have had a thing for anorexic women with freakishly large hands and feet

Anyone have the comic where Bluto BTFOs Olive Oyl?

>>91349582
>>91351394
He was the thirstiest sailor on the seven seas.

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>>91352808
>he must have had a thing for anorexic women with freakishly large hands and feet
In that case, we have something in common

>>91349582
What was Olives problem? Half the time she willing dumped Popeye for him when he was more successful at something.

>What was his fucking problem
Fuck outta here with that shit. Popeye was the problem.

Popeye yo bitch ass aint gon do nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eef6qII9Uew

>>91349582

Olive was no catch but Popeye was legit radiation baby level ugly. To lose someone like Olive to someone like Popeye was too much to bear for Bluto.

it's like if you had only one cereal bar or other snack left in the wild, and a rat tried to get it.

The rodent would have to die, nothing personal, but it can't do that to you without a fight.

Same principle with Bluto

>>91349582
He sucked at moving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOtfI_G3dXw

>>91356115
>that lip synching

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>>91354080
Her defining characteristic is fickle.

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wwydth?

>>91350089
He didn't sail all that much. More often than not he's just a big sexually aggressive palooka.

>>91349582
>nice_guys.webm

DATS
MY
GOIL

>>91357362
Pretty much everything but motorboating, paizuri, and hot dogging.

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>>91349582
His problem is that he has a doppelganger and he can't stand it.

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>>91353921
RIP

>>91353996
Popeye, go finish your spinach.

>>91359660
Even Winne the Pooh isn't that savage.

>>91359589
bluto and brutus are twin brothers