New Marvel strategy

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>>91338815
Bahahah, it sucks so bad they can't sell the shit

>>91338840
This

>>91338815
>officially claimed her place as the preeminent butt-kicker of the Marvel Universe!

Has Carol heard about this?

>>91338815
>Customer Rating
If only OP made the screengrab just a little bigger ;_;

This isn't new. They give away #1s all the time.

They're also did massive free overships for issue #2 as well.

Can someone storytime America 1 in here?

HOLY MENSTRUATION THATS MUCHO INCREÍBLE

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>>91339105
>Can someone storytime America 1 in here?

>>91338815
Maybe we should all just buy it just to give it one star

>>91339196
It's quite an experience to see a new possible pillar for storytime of pain being created.

>>91339196
oh great, i'd heard this was rage inducing bad so i meant to read it somewhere.

>>91339225
hey Alonso, getting this desperate eh?

>>91339226
I am personally quite hype for the second coming of Marville.

>>91339204
>the cure and mcr
WHEN I WAS

>>91339254
A YOUNG LESBIAN!

>>91339272
All hail our querido líder!

>>91339250
It is something. I know I don't get angry with it because I expected it to be shit. It's more intriguing than anything else. I just keep asking myself, "How much worse is she going to make it." The first issue exceeded my expectations in bad, but I think the second may be worse somehow.

>>91339288
Might as well get it out of the way now......YOU HAVE NO GOOD REASON TO BREAK THEM UP! NO ONE HAS TO MOVE! YOU CAN TELEPORT!

>>91339290
La Reyna Carolina danvers.

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>>91338815
Vomits eternally

>>91339288
>panel 2
What is this unprofessionalism? It's like someone filled her face in with the bucket tool and accidentally took out the nose lines.

>>91339279
MY TWO MOTHERS

So are we going to do issue two as well?

>>91339317
>leelumultipass
>MCR
>the Cure
what year is it, who are they targeting this at?

I don't really throw this around much, but is there a bigger Mary Sue than America in recent comics or just stories in general?

>>91339392
Yes

>>91339303
The second revealed the writer's hand, her knowledge of Marvel comes from the MCU and Tumblr. 1/3rd the issue was Peggy Carter fanwank. the 2 1/3rd was Moon Girl.

And from the look of things, issue 3 is going to say how great Storm is. I'm sure Squirrel Girl isn't far behind.

It's like someone took Steven Universe and is playing it on a TV with stickers all over the screen and covered it in glitter and it smells like female BO.

>>91339413
I don't know if she can be a Mary-Sue because her book is absolute crap. It's uninterestimg, bland, and seems to be pabdeeing. I read the first 4 pages and it is not worth your time anon

>>91339445
I really hate how Peggy is suddenly given such prominence in the founding of SHIELD now. When there were already a number of great agents as well but no Peggy is just the best. Hell Silk has a Peggy Carter statue in the SHIELD training facility, I really hate synergy.

>>91339227
>that bad art
Done, nice thread guys

>>91339396
>also about to get a mega boost in powers
She was already OP enough to be on the ultimates, how much more does she need?

>>91339445
I feel like that this comic is going to be one of those where we go "Remember that one really shitty comic? That was weird." Just that one shitty comic that encapsulates all the bad parts of an era. Kind of how we look at the shitty part of the 90's with things like the Ultimate Warrior comic or Rob Liefeld art.

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>>91339495
Rule of firsts. The first girlfriend is always held in such high regard, and unfortunately, Peggy was turned into this godmother of all female heroes.

It's really, REALLY annoying.

>>91339515
Believe me, we're going to look back at this era of Marvel to how we look back at the 90's stuff.

>>91339515
I think Quirky female superhero is the new 90's anti-hero.

>>91339564
I feel like 90's antiheroes at least have a sort of laughable charm.

Who started this awful trend anyway? Batgirl?

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>>91339582
ah yes, my favorite image
the child restraint of transdimentional dread

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The end

>>91339237
>my moms.

>>91339591
>Who started this awful trend anyway? Batgirl?
I think the success of Fraction Hawkeye.

>>91339591
>Who started this awful trend anyway? Batgirl?
Young Avengers Vol 2. All of this came from that book.

>>91339591
a couple books. The only I place it on is Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, she's kind of the trendsetter of the era.

>>91339508
Favorite line from the other thread.
"Why are they all dressed as clowns?"

>>91339610
She comes from a world that Wiccan created that's a perfect utopia without any men.

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>>91339306
>no classrooms

>>91339649
>without any men
>implying he didn't just whisk all the men away to his magical pleasure domain

>>91339259
>could've been a nice moment with a kid she'd saved
>ruined by America being an arrogant asshole once again insulted by the fact that someone doesn't know who she is combined with trying to sound hip and shill to teenagers with twitter references

Sigh.

>>91339528
>wanting pages and pages of a comic dedicated to a funeral

For what fucking purpose? Who would buy that?

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>>91339288
I legitimately love this fucking page. Nothing has been able to make a character into an unlikable shit heel who just seems like the most self entitled whiny shit so quickly and so absolutely than this single page. You don't even need any context. It is completely self contained in it's shitiness. Here you have a character that is getting mad at another character who because they obviously have reservations about moving and that pisses the obvious MC off because they aren't going to go with them so they are going to have to separate and so they leave in a huff THROUGH A PORTAL THAT THEY CAN OPEN AT WILL TO GO WHEREVER THEY WANT. WHY DID SHE NEED TO LEAVE WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU COULD JUST PORT BACK HERE TO BE WITH HER WHENEVER YOU WANTED? WHY MAKE HER UPROOT HER ENTIRE LIFE? WHY CAN'T YOU STILL BE TOGETHER IF YOU HAVE THESE PORTAL POWERS? WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING CHILD THAT IF EVERYTHING DOESN'T GO YOUR WAY YOU JUST GET MAD, YELL, AND QUIT?

Seriously. No page pisses me off more than this one and I still don't think it's been topped in how shitty a person this makes America look.

>>91339664
Actually, yeah that does make sense.
The natural order is for them both to exist, so he split them into two worlds. One being his Magical Realm.

>>91339306
I've said it once I'll say it again this place looks like hell.

>>91339441
what is this shit? no really, please, what the hell?

>>91339396
>I hope you ate something good today
Well, damn. How can I dislike this writer now?

>>91339718
I mean, when Superman was in the casket, it made money hand over fist.

But Cap's girlfriend who might not exist outside of the movies? Three minutes seems about right. Maybe some moderate rain.

>>91339306
Where are all the STEM and Business classes for this place? Is this just Gender Studies: The College?

>>91339649
That's one shitty origin story

>>91339448
>vivaporu
get it? cause thats a fucking latino stereotype? oh shit gabby totally gets her demo

>>91339508
It's a shame this comic is such shit and America is a fucking awful person because her design is fucking sexy as hell.

Also gotta point out
>I could you show
Not even the editors wanted to read this crap.

>>91339784
The more I read this, the more I'm starting to believe she's someone from /pol/ who has been playing the long game. No one with a remote hint of self awareness would write like this.

>>91339718
Wasn't there a New X-Men issue that was like 50% Nightcrawler delivering a eulogy?

>>91339591
Yeah 90's antiheroes gave us Hitman. Not sure if there anything similar with this trend though.

>>91339784
Can someone explain how she's latino if she's from another dimension or planet or whatever the fuck it is?

>>91339123
top jej

>>91339306
>>91339729
it's a university dedicated to a supreme court judge with no apparent law studies department and the depiction of Sotomayor is if she had taken a heavy nap in a tanning bed
but don't worry, there's an entire field dedicated to dancing in public

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>>91339589
What the fuck did I just read

>>91339518
>smartest person in the world
so i've been wondering for a while now, the fuck has moon girl done that would warrant that title? at least when cho claims to be 8th theres good examples of math shit he's done.

>>91339196
>America storytime again
Are /co/'s sins that big that they deserve this?

>Quinonez
Fuck that faggot nigga

>>91339528
>implying peppers absence wasnt contract related instead of muh soggy knees

>>91339867
she solved a puzzle made by Banner

>>91338815
It's a bad book. I don't even want a free copy.

>>91339790
>her design is fucking sexy as hell.
Fucking this. And you know what the worst part is? This is it for her. The character is gonna be dead after this. She's gonna be so toxic that nobody will want to use her in another book.

>>91339821
maybe she's basing it on her upbringing and her complexion, so perhaps she's classifying herself?

>>91339894
who isn't even the smartest human anyway.

>>91339204
>random spanish words
Fuck, I'm already angry

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>superhero's birth name is America and it's not a parody

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>>91339821
she's a xenotranslatina, you bigot.

>>91339204
this was written by a white person right

>>91339589

...

what?

>>91339204
Everyone knows the best way to make readers like your new character is to have all the other characters talk about how great she is!

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>>91340003
>white person
Sure, let's go with that.

>>91340003
Yep.

See the woman in the bottom left corner?
That's literally the writer of the comic inserted into the panel.

>>91339227
Nooo, why did they have to involve Monica Rambeau in this shitshow?

It's like some comic writer's fever dream. I can't even hate it anymore.

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Fuck it I'm going to storytime something I like to wash the sick, sick, taste out of my mouth.

>>91339204
>>91339582
Wait a fucking second. Did she self insert herself twice? Once with light skin and again but with darker skin?

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>>91340043
Also something anathetical to this comic.

>>91339528
>this bitch not knowin' how them Hatut Zeraze operate

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>>91340057

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Tonight I went to my LCS to get my monthly pull, and I went to get Amaerica #1 so I could chop it up and bake it into a cake

Couldnt find it, and asked the manager if he had it.

>Sorry man, we don't sell trash here

>>91339903
I honestly don't know how you come back from this trash besides pretending this never happened.

>>91339204
>The Cure and MCR
is this comic taking place in 2003

>>91340003
>Gabby Rivera
>Rivera
I'm gonna go with a no, chief

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>>91340070

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>>91340029
>literal walking hipster meme image

>>91340036
>>91340029
>>91340003
They say they're a queer brown person. I think they might be Puerto Rican even though I look darker than her.

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>>91340082

>>91340073
Maybe have an issue not made by Rivera and just go full Ultimatum/Scorched Earth and just say it was an elseworlds.

>>91340044
Yes.

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>>91340094

>>91340096
I don't even know where this school is supposed to be.

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>>91340109

>>91339879
This.

It belongs in our yearly weekend of pain.

>>91340092
>queer
Still can't get used to this. More power to them for actually reclaiming it, but damn, it weirds me out so much.

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>>91340118

>>91339204
Bullshit.

You wish she was better then Robert "Fat Goth Ben Affleck" Smith and Gerard "HYPERTIME" Way.

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>>91338815
>chico
>not Mi Gente
2/10, see me atfer class.

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>>91340029
she dresses like an 8 year old kid at a wedding, and she has the haircut of a chemo patient who had a seizure mid hair cut.

>>91339306
Sotomayor is definitely not that dark

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>>91340143

>>91339306
>Labs
labs for what?

Well, this is uh....a real, published comic..
...

It's not so bad if I imagine it to be one of those absurd Neal Adams mini-series he's done recently. But with worse everything

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>>91340160

>>91340092
>>91340128
>queer
yeah, that's a nice word to describe her.

>>91340128
I dunno why they don't just call themselves a fucking lesbian. what's wrong with calling yourself that? What makes queer so special?

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>>91339317
whoever inked this is garbage

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>>91340156

>>91340183
>>91340182
Because some of them aren't actually a lesbian. It's more like saying your part of a clique and you make up some gender or sexuality that isn't regular. I knew a woman who describes herself as queer.....but only ever dated men.

>>91340175
>Keeping a shitty reliever in after he has let 3 guys get on base.

This triggers me so much because no sane manager would do that.

>>91340200
i dont want to make assumptions, but they have the same last name as the writer.

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>>91339031
I smell bots.

why are there so many shitskins

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>>91339254
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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>>91340234

>>91339368
What the hell is up with this dialogue?

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>>91339343
There it is.

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>>91340256

>>91340231
Don't call yourself that Tyrone, you're better than that.

>>91339448
>Becky Goodhair
ha ha do you understand my r e f e r e n c e s

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>>91340274
I can relate to this....

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>>91340293

>>91339376
>That cut off waist in the right middle panels.
QUALITY ART.

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>>91340217
Fuck. I think I just had an anuerism trying to comprehend that. I feel like my brain is melting. Who does this?

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>>91340302

>>91339523
>Moon Girl gives her supervillain monologue

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>>91340322

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>>91340342
and the windup.

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>>91340347

>>91339784
>vivaporu
What does it mean/what is it supposed to be? No hablo gringo here.

>>91339974
America is actually a fairly common Latina name

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>>91340354
hope people enjoyed, remember the good, because fuck that America comic.

>>91340073
She was a Skrull all along

>>91340372
i like that they made peter a mets fan. just seems right.

That's still too expensive.

>>91340364
fucking where? if you say chicanos I may belive it, but I never heard of someone named "america" down here

>>91338815
don't fall for it
soon they will start paying us to read it

>>91340318
People who want to fit in. If people call themselves queer more often I find they are just normal people who want to look alternative because they want well people to notice them.

>>91340388
I've met 3 Americas, and I live in Panama. A little weird but not rare.

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>>91340384
I'm pretty sure he's always been a Mets fan

>>91340384
One comic actually had his cheer for the yankees but man I can't ever think of that happening. ever.

>>91339466
So, is this narrative supposed to be coherent and make sense?
Because it's feeling pretty tortured right now.

>>91340413
yeah i know. its always seemed right, because they always had the parker luck too.

>>91340424
it felt like a disjointed dream sequence to me.

>>91340432
>World Series 2015
I'm still mad

>>91339867

Smartest until Reed comes back from putting the multiverse together. And even then you gotta take Doom into acount too. I don't buy for one second she's smarter then either of them.

>>91340424
>Supposed to?
Yes

>Is it?
No

>>91339546
The 90s X-TREEM stuff is way more entertaining than this.

>>91339821
Because she was Latina first. The convoluted backstory came later.

To explain it in the new context; Maybe Wiccan had some Tamarind candy and had a really weird dream.

>>91340029
I'm actually a little upset she cut her hair to that dumbass sidecut. That's some fine hair. I got a thing for curls.

Why is this fucking haircut mandatory for these people.

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>>91339582
Every time.

This is legit right up there with Marville as one of the worst comics I've ever read.

>>91340356
Vicks Vaporrub. It's a joke about Spanish mom's using it for every illness. It's not something you'd actually want to put on a burn. It would hurt.

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>>91339582
Man, the way this artist uses imagery to portray the distress she's in. It's kinda unsettling really.

>>91339518
You know, usually when a supposed super genius gives a speech like that it's a prelude to something really bad.

describe America's personality for me

>>91340094
It's mighty convenient Ben died the day of an annual Mets game.

>>91338815
>Everyone's favorite

>>91340044
Its how she is and what she wants to be. She's gonna be like the lady that ran the NAACP

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>>91340447
>Doom created one of the only stable means of time travel in all marvel continuities
>its usually treated as a big deal, much more than inter dimensional travel

>america does it by accident
I dont even buy into doomwank but holy fuck what is going on here?

>>91340527
the comic literally says he died three days after

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>>91339790
>implying Marvel has editors

>>91339478
Those have nothing to do with being a mary sue

A Mary Sue is a character that everyone likes and is never shown to be wrong. They overcome every challenge and never lose

Whether or not people buy the comic is irrelevant.

>>91339227
>>91339589

Question.

If these bitches are on another planet in another Universe how did they kidnap girlfriend?

>>91340522
You know, the only time I had read her before this was in Ultimates, where she's just kinda that one member that doesnt play well with others. Basically fills Wolverines Avenger role. but this shit is something else.

>>91340522
Annoying selfish bitch who speaks in a bizarre dialect and uses made up expressions.

>>91340573
>random citizens can travel between dimensions
Remember how the point of Secret Wars was to cut down on this kind of shit?

>>91339542
You weren't supposed to pick a friend America, you were supposed to picked someone who challenged you!

>>91339448
>>91339461
>>91339466
why is the dialogue so bad,
writers room
"every line secondary characters have have to make reference to how amazing american chick is"

>>91338815
Not even for free.

>>91340595
No. I never read any of it. But looking at Gillen's bullshit backstory their universe now in the main one... but it's still in space. Did they stow away?

>>91339867
>so i've been wondering for a while now, the fuck has moon girl done that would warrant that title?
With just one sentence, she has managed to bait hundreds of comic book fans.

>>91340447
>I don't buy for one second she's smarter then either of them.
Everyone with sense agrees with you. Marvel, unfortunately, doesn't have any sense.

>>91338815
Marvel, please do this for a comic that's actually good, instead.

>>91340635
The problem I have is IQ doesn't make you smart without experience. So she can't possibly be smarter NOW. As an adult, maybe.

>>91339550

That's right!

Whenever I have a particularly difficult programming problem I reach out to my Norse ancestors and channel my great-great-great-great-great grandfather Sven Svensson.
He knows the .Net stack and C# like nobody's business!

>>91340656
In fact the "Greatest potential of the Marvel Universe "sounds far more progressive and since the book sells well with kids it could have a message about working hard to reach a goal instead of just being able to do anything you want without effort.

>>91338815
>Hammond:I'm not making the same mistakes again!
>Malcolm:No No, you're making all new ones.

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>>91339204
I want to kill myself reading this.

>>91340063
Dora Milaje, the hatut zeraze are the dogs of war secret police of wakanda, not T'Challa's bodyguards.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12693656

Well?

Great now everyone can see how bad it is

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Reminder this comic has an average of 7.8 by "comic book reviewers"

>>91338840
Why is there spunk on his chin?

>>91339528
>Wants Wanda to be sad and crying as a central character trait.

Which would then anger her and others that they are showing women as over emotional and weak.

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10/10

GET OFF UR BUTT AND READ IT! XD

>>91340789
Do these people not realize they're just destroying their own credibility and screwing thesmelves over in the long run?

>>91340743
At least champions has the comedy of Mark Waid trying to be hip with the youth.

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"America #1 brings me to tears" - Allan Thomas

10/10

>>91340743
Turds have a fucking purpose.

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>>91340789
>>91340763

>>91340771
He is the nightworker.

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>>91340800
What are you talking about? Look at this review:

"Any worries that you may have had about America Chavez being able to sustain her own solo series should be gone after reading this issue."

>>91340743
>that one faggot voting for Champions over America
At least Champions has some comedy with how out of touch Waid is, and how ridiculous the Freelancers are.

America has nothing.

>>91339385
can't they ever just give poor hitler a rest already? I almost feel bad for the guy.

>>91340813
Only "if were being real."

>>91340813
why is it okay to use the word queer again?

>>91340813
Typo in the second god damn word of the review, good god.

>>91339227
How many aliases has Monica been known as?

>>91340865
nine according to wikipedia

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Gave it 9.5/10 but Superman #18 8.5/10

These people get paid for their opinions.

>>91340813
>the story is constructed in such an intimate, real and human way
Nothing is more intimate, real or human than dementia.

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Kat Vendetti gave it 9.5/10

>I like it because I agree with the political message

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>>91339867
>>91339894
>The Banner Brain Omnicompetence Examiner, or Banner B.O.X., is a device created by Bruce Banner at an unknown period of time. After Bruce's death, it ended up in the possession of his friend, Amadeus Cho,[1] who decided to use it to test the intellect of Lunella Lafayette. She quickly became the first person to ever solve it,[2] something not even Bruce Banner, its inventor, could do, as it was intentionally intended to be unsolvable.[3] Cho declared Lunella the smartest person in the world,[2] an assertion verified by Rockefeller University.[3]
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Banner_Brain_Omnicompetence_Examiner

jesus christ, Marvel needs to burn to the ground.

>>91340724
right, I got <Two Wakandan Words> confused with <Other Two Wakandan Words>

>>91340789
>likeable
she is possibly the least likeable leading character in comics right now

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>>91340946
>a wiimote the hulk made said so

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>>91340937
>doesn't feel forced or shoehorned
Are these people fucking for real? What is this mental illness?

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I find this review quite funny considering Marvel's stance on Diversity now

>>91340912
>this feels nothing like a novelist's first effort at scripting comic books
well they're not wrong

>>91339591
are you implying this isn't laughable?

>>91340997
Marvel's stance on diversity isn't that it's bad, but that the white shut-in shitlord nerds don't like it

>>91341023
It definitely is. It's hard to pick which one though. They're both fucking funny. America is like if /pol/ made their interpretation of what a tumblr comic is. Mark Waid is being the embodiment of "Hello fellow kids."

>>91340959
Pshh, normie.

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>>91340997
>a lot of artists have a problem designing their characters like real people

>>91341025
>but that the white shut-in shitlord nerds who never buy the comics anyway don't like it

Fixed.

What other Spanish shit will America get into?

Does she only reference Spanish women or will we get some Menudo.

>>91341075
wew is that Obama?

>>91341075
>those designs
>color scheme
>character being wounded personally by not having replies to their "beamz"
Consider this comic hasn't even hit rock bottom yet.

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>>91341084
Stop posting anytime.

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>>91341068
I personally find America funnier because Waid has a history of making good comics in the past and now he's gone to shit. So it makes sense he has a job even though he's gone full 30 Rock Steve Buscemi recently.

But Rivera has nothing. Nothing but bad dialogue and no reason to work in comics other than being a brown lesbian. And yet here she is, making this complete mess. Every page is hilarious and easy to mock. I'm having college flashbacks with the kind of girls Rivera is and I just laugh. I haven't seen such bad writing in a long time.

It's amazing. It's exciting. I'm following this comic here on /co/ as long as it's alive.

>>91339249
>white just means the absence of color
Uh, in pigments, yeah, but they're beings of pure light which is the presence of all colors. You fucking invalid.

fucking retarded, Hispanics dont even talk that way, the fuck kinda bullshit is this.

>>91341092
I hope makes some reference to Ricky Martin's wedding, makes a joke about eating pozole and then adopts "Ay Ay Ay" and "Andale Andale Arriba Arriba" as her catchphrases

>>91341075
I feel like I recognize that middle girl from somewhere

>>91341170
Can't even say
>chicanos
Because I want to believe they don't talk like this either.

>>91340997
>Cynics will be quick to decry Marvel's push for diversity as a cash-grab, a hollow gesture fueled by capitalism, the disease of political correctness infecting comics
>but who cares I am being paid to write this
They could have at least put in some effort instead of brushing the painfully obvious aside in the weakest of ways.

>>91339259
>>91341192

>>91340347
>to the left of me
>Ben's on the right

>>91341208
no, like I feel like she's modeled after an actor or seomthing

>>91341209
the artist probably read that line in the script and his brain went "put Ben on the left side of the panel"

>>91339518
>Smartest person in the world.
>Doesn't understand why she can't vote.

I've been screaming internally reading this thing.

>>91341209
He obviously meant all the way to the left. If you keep going left you will eventually reach Ben.

>>91341153
>“vocal complainers about Marvel’s shift to diversity are mainly the folks who come to my shop to chat and not buy things”

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/04/02/not-diversity-cause-marvels-comics-sales-slump/

Enjoy your growing irrelevance.

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So, what comics (if any) have you all read that were actually worse than this 1st and 2nd issue.
Because I gotta say, I can't think of a worse one right now, but I've not been reading a whole lot from Marvel lately.

Pic unrelated. Just felt like posting a pretty girl done in a nice art style.

>>91341084
are you fucking dumb? I'm saying that's what Marvel thinks the problem is, not what the problem actually is

>>91341347
Maybe the usual Storytimes of pain. Another would be Ultimatum.

>>91341347
Not even Sonichu is as poorly written as this.

>>91338815
I wouldn't read that garbage if they paid me.

>>91341328
http://preservedcucumbers.tumblr.com/post/159076011181

We can all post anecdotes.

>>91341347
Joker's Daughter

>>91341496
Even Gail Simone knows tumblr isn't the market for comics

http://gailsimone.tumblr.com/post/115217768935/tumblr-fandom

>>91339518
>9 years old and is the smartest person in the world
>only people willing to listen to her are a bunch of minority women with disgusting fashion sense
No but actually what the fuck is with that crowd?

>>91339523
Oh good there is one regularly dressed human being here

>>91339222
>super-strong queer brown girl

>>91339534
>not sure if Robot guy is too stupid to know how a selfie stick works or if artist is.

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>>91339589
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>91341604
the dude dressed like a 1950s prep?

>>91339534
ugh white male

>>91339649
Hold up. Wiccan created a utopian world without men? Why the fuck would he do that, he's gay!

>>91341656
Gillen ain't gotta explain shit.

>>91341656
he took all the men for his space wizard harem

>>91340029
I still can't figure out, is she trans or not?

>>91341676
...yes?

>>91338815
>*rolls eyes*

fuck off /pol/

>>91339280
> that flag in the background of panel 2

Wait, is she supposed to be gay or something?

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>>91340171

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>>91341093

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>>91341075
I figured it out

she's fucking Rinko Kikuchi

unrelated but Rinko Kikuchi is C U T E

>>91341649
Compared to everyone else, yes a letterman jacket is fucking normal.

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>>91341718
well done anon

>>91341757
are you from Riverdale?

>>91341676
"Non-binary lesbian."

>>91339225
YEAH /CO/ DO IT

Guys buy it and rate 1 star

>>91341848
>>91341883
Axel it is way past your bedtime

>>91341788
If you're non-binary, how can you be a lesbian?

Guess which other author who had written before writing a marvel book porn was hired before than her?

>>91339343
Is this a comic tumblr loves? I have to know. It's right up their alley. Or is it like the new PPG, were even when it's aimed at them, they hate it.

>>91341921
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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>>91341777
Yes

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>>91339448

Is this a motherfucking edit?

Not only does it look hideous in general, but this is NOT what a mouth looks like when making an 'O' sound.

>>91341912
I identify how I want shitlord.

>>91339441
>byeeee
I hate everyone that uses this

>>91341973
I feel like something is going horribly wrong at the inking stage with this comic

>>91339376
>>91339385
It's like something straight out of Deadpool. At least it made me laugh.

>>91339480
>I broke up with my girlfriend since I'm a cunt, but feel bad for me.

>>91339204
>When America isn't on screen all characters should be telling us how great America is