"RIVERDALE" TALKBACK: MAPLECEST EDITION

First time streaming this live with /co/ instead of waiting at 3AM for it to show up on Netflix.

Is it fun? Should I make snacks?

Cheryl is best waifu

Watching Powerless before showtime
Man I wish this show was better

>>91333801
>Best boy and Best girl
It's going to be a sticky ride

Calling it now: The Blossoms want Archie's pure ginger seed to put a worthy non-Cooper heir into Cheryl.

We're nearing the endgame, lads. Only five episodes to go.

is there only one brand of syrup in riverdale or many?

>>91334012
Maple syrup is a lifestyle, bro. When you choose one you stand by it.

>>91333801

definitely snacks

HA HA, TIME FOR INCEST!

>>91334519

Are we going to find out archie is secretly a cousin of cheryls?

>>91333778

All this MAPLE

>it's a maple syrup episode

Wasn't this the same plot as Dallas?

ARCHIE GET ALL DAT SYRUP MONEY

If maple syrup was so good it could be put on more than three things.

Would you drink Jason Blossom's syrup by the bucketload, /co/?

>>91334633

/lgbtqtv/

>>91334633
I wouldn't want to have to share with Cheryl.

>dat Cheryl in red sweater
3 minutes in and I'm hard already

cheryl is a civ player I see

>>91334700

Anon keep it zipped

>If you came

dat long ass pause

Archie is now Cheryl's replacement ginger for Jason.

>>91333778

It's a rape episode

>>91334629

What are the three things? Boobs, Ass and fingers? I'm pretty certain you can put Maple syrup on more stuff!

well that whole weird "syruped" thing from earlier now makes sense.

Archie doesn't have that voice in his head that is suppose to start shouting when you're getting into deep shit.

>Jughead eating in class

>>91334751

>Implying any guy would have that with all dat ass in his face

his music teacher put the whammy on him like it was nothing.

Archie has like -4 defense against women

I don't like Big Ethel's hair.

>>91334760
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

>Mama Blossom just keeps touching Archie

ALL THE BLOSSOMS AFTER ARCHIES DICK

>Hey, Ms. Blossom. Your daughter wants my maple log.

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Threadily reminder that Archie is perfect.

>>91334842

see matriarch ginger knows how to wield that iron hand of leverage

Is "tree tapping" a metaphor for something?

>>91334867

>Family orgy just doesn't have that 'it' factor

>>91334853
I bet she wants to wield something else that iron hard

>>91334867
How else are you gonna get all that sticky maple from that wood, son?

>>91333778
>http://livetvmisc.wixsite.com/main
But stream 3 is not even playing riverdale wtf

>sponsored by Covergirl
>sponsored by womens' razors

Weekly reminder that men shouldn't be watching this show.

>>91334867
It's Cheryl's debutante
Guess who's gonna get to sample her first
Guess who's supposed to sample her first

H Y D R O S I L K

>>91334908
What about faggots?

>>91334867
I've done it in irl life and it's mostly just cold and boring

>when jason died I thought I tapped my last tree
god they write themselves

>>91334973

heh

Weren't these red wearing freaks at the funeral? Are they a cult?

>>91334998

A cult of wow she's not wearing pants

>you will never kneel in the snow for an hour while holding Cheryl's bucket

>>91334998
Wish I was in a maple cult.

>My parents won't stop fighting
>I need you to kill them.

Sabrina necromancy when?

You know Veronica, sometimes people don't want to have all their personal problems dragged out in front everyone for cheap platitudes. Sometimes people just want friendly interaction.

>>91335048

it's really the only thing that can keep my interest long term, she better show up

>Cheryl futilely trying to stop Archie from talking

you go archie, protect your kissing cousin

>>91335098

are we going to find out molly ringwald is a blossom?

>>91335048
Well right now it's Maplemancy

>>91335110
I can only hope

>beating up teenagers from a jail cell
whoa...so this is the power of a Lodge...

>piano horror chords
RUN ARCHIE

DEW IT ARCHIBALD

must keep the blossom line pure with ginger blood

Archie you gotta get out.

>Cheryl saying Archiekins
A shiver went down my spine and up my dick

>>91335183

Cheryl is approaching topgirl status for me.

>Cheryl's lips
best covergirl advert right there

Archie's girlfriend is going to be murdered.

>>91335216
which one?

>>91335216

While I like val musically, she is at least behind cheryl/betty in terms of girlstuff

Can't keep the archie ween being that weak in the pack.

>>91335232
Jughead.

A whole pie for 3 people?

>>91335246

I'm pretty much all in on Archie/Veronica at this point.

>>91335300
WORST END

Why would anyone go to Betty's house when her mother is around?

>Bless my dead brother's potent seed

>dem cheryl bantz

Ronnie this is pretty bad. This doesn't help.

>extremely dilfy
HOLY FUCK CHERYL

>Cheryl calls Papa Andres DILF-y
wew lads
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l
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>>91333778

Those top bantz holy shit

I want Cheryl and Archie's dad to fuck now

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>dilfy

Archie you stupid whore.

>>91335426
Not same

>those computers
HOLY SHIT WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

Christ that computers old than half of /co/

is that a CRT monitor

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>People think Betty's dad is wrong.

MAPLE MADNESS

>>91335470

yes it was, holy late 90s batman

the entire cooper clan is fucking crazy wow

>>91335455


That's the Shamalama ding dong twist! Riverdale actually takes place in 1995 and Sabrina brings the show to the present. Or to the past.

>>91335477
>Attempted to abort Polly
Kinda hard to not judge him

>>91335455
>>91335461
>>91335470
It's a local newspaper. That broken window is going to bankrupt them.

>>91335489

seriously what is wrong with that family, it's like they're all twin souled.

>>91335497
No wonder all the kids keep making dated references! And I just thought it was because the writers are old.

seriously, are they obsessed with archie just because of his red hair?

Jughead would know about broken families.

>>91335598


Ginger seeks ginger.

Archie is not #woke

>>91335598
Nothing wrong with ginger racial purity

Wait did Jug and Betty fuck yet?
Actually, did anyone fuck anyone yet? Except Archie and fake Grundy and Kevin and the snake?

rip in syrup

Val looks goofy. Whoever cast her did it wrong. Her goofiness just overcomes everything.

Oh shit

>falling pearls
MARTHA

rip in pearls

Why does she care so much?

I'm so afraid of Jughead getting burned by Betty. It's going to happen before the season ends.

Also Ronnie's tits looked great there

Rip in Maple

>>91335663
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!

Are we supposed to feel sorry for Veronica? What a spoiled child

>>91335663
jej

>>91335670
>I'm so afraid of Jughead getting burned by Betty. It's going to happen before the season ends.

Why what do you know

>>91335668
Her dad is the reason why Ethel's family was on hard times

Why does the razor robot in the commercial have giant tits

>>91335668
I didn't understand since I was in the kitchen, I think Veronica's family fucked over Ethel's family with Hiram shenanigans.

>Hydrosilk
My $2 razor I bought in 2011 works just fine, thanks

>archie is gonna give up cheryl for valerie even though that ship will be dead soon anyways
what a waste

>>91335729
Because it's a girl razor.

>>91335734
Ethel's dad was invested in Hiram's business or something, and Hiram's embezzling fucked them over.

>>91335729
why not?

>>91335738
Someone who's looked at your face regularly here. It really has not.

I feel for William Mattar, he hurt his chin in a car.

>>91335698
Wasn't there a thing about this season setting up Archie/Betty/Veronica's love triangle

>>91335744
>Average/Poor guy comes into money
>You've changed man
>Gives it all up for friends

>>91335206
Her face is better than any billboard

A GINGER PICTURE

>>91335783
D...dad?

>stock
Ew

I like that synthy theme.

>>91334908
>women's razors
there is zero difference between men's and women's razors besides marketing and color

and also one costs more for whatever reason

did... ethel not know her name?

>>91335885
She's not a bright girl

MAPLED

>Everyone hates me

Maybe you should stop acting like a huge bitch.

>>91335920

STICKY

MAPLE RED

M A P L E R E D

Isn't maple syrup...brown?

SLEUTH ARCHIE, SLEUTH

This is CW drama polished to its finest

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>all the cleavage in this episode

>>91335943
Maple leaves can turn bright red in autumn.

>>91335943
Maple red, not syrup red

>Archie's lips are stained red

kek

Archie get out now. Have a smart idea for once.

>>91335943
Not maple made by gingers Anon.

>>91335984
it's like he tripped and fell mouth first onto a fresh tomato

>>91335991

>implying he doesn't want to find out if drapes match the carpet

Jason's lips were pretty red in those flashbacks...

alice ; - ;

wow, that's really fucking embarrassing for the register

Archie you dumbass

Damn, Val. Best Pussycat.

And nothing of value was lost.

>>91336089

so now he gets nothing, anywhere. that's hilarious

RIP Vale-rchie

I think that's how shippers do it, right?

LOL THEY KILLED THAT RELATIONSHIP IN THE MOST LAZY WAY POSSIBLE

Andrews men are all single now

Suddenly I have mad respect for Archie's dad.

BASED BIG TITTY VAL BTFOING GINGER FREAK

Ethel a cute

cheryl best waifu

RIP Polly

>next week
Wew lads

PUNISHED CHERYL

Juggy the Birthday boi

PARTY
ABS
FIGHTING
MOM

>Party episode next week

Y E S

when is the beach episode

>>91333778

Literally best universe, punished dumb archie

I'm always up for more of Archie and Jughead doing fun stuff together.

>riverdale ends
>cuts to breaking news
>we're basically at war
greeeeeeeeeeat

>>91336293
>I'm going to die watching CW trash

>>91336293

I say bring it on, we can't keep letting people nip at our heels. We either bring the pain or pack it all up.

>>91336309
There are worse deaths.

>>91336309
As opposed to?

>>91336381

Masturbate to CW trash.

>>91333778
>La Grande Illusion"

Isn't this the title of a movie?

>>91335489
>Firing your wife in front of your daughter
>Retaliating by breaking the window in front of your daughter
>Not realizing this is why your other daughter got the fuck away

>>91336512
YOU'VE CRACKED THE CODE

>>91334629
Pancakes, waffles, french toast?

>>91336512
every title has been a movie so far

>>91336576
Steak eggs and bacon

And the syrup thickens

>>91336618
what the FUCK is a steak egg

>>91336739
poke a hole in a steak and fill it with egg yolk

bake to completion

>>91336121
No dramatic fight or screaming about lies, she just walks off

>>91334629
>using it as a topping
Just drink it straight, pussy

I kinda miss him

>>91337043
Me too. He probably died during the hiatus.

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>Jughead's face when Cheryl's all over Archie kek

Where can I stream the previous episodes?

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>>91336272
Hopefully next episode.

>>91337735
What country are you in? Canada and other countries get it on Netflix the next day (3am EST). US people have a CW app called CWSeed. It might have the old episodes on it

>>91337821
US, episodes 2-4 aren't on the cw app or cwseed

>>91337928
Why don't you just download them?

>archie ditches cheryl because she actually wants him
>valerie dumps archie
>cheryl now wants to murder archie with a sharpie

damn arch you should have just stayed put

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>>91338146
archie's dick leaves a massive trainwreck wherever he goes, regardless if he's putting out or not

>>91334814
>>91334822
Why is he so perfect?

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>mfw i don't follow the series but i enjoy the maple posting
>mfw i don't even know what's the deal with maple syrup in this series

>>91338391
The Blossoms' fortune comes from them dominating maple syrup production and sales. Think a high-powered vintner only for syrup instead of wine.

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>>91338304
everything is archie

>>91338438
thanks for the explanation, sounds ridiculous but great.
i'm still not going to start watching the series tho, i just like visiting the threads when a new episode airs for the sudden influx of posters talking about maple syrup, i think it would feel less special if i knew what is happening.

so how do you thing they'll end bughead?

jug is acting like the perfect guy so I guess betty would have to fuck it up

best episode of the show so far
really great atmosphere

>>91338786
Betty's loins will get weak when she's being comforted by Archie and Jughead will catch them. He'll be the one to break it off because he won't compete against Archie for anything.

>>91338921
I cum here often alright

Man I feel dirty watching this with my daughters

>>91337821
Don't have Netflix but is riverdale on Netflix US right now? Considering if I should get the trial

>>91339177
No, US has a deal with CW that they get the shows 8 days after the finale airs. So, in about a month, the entire season will go up on U.S. Netflix. Riverdale is currently on international (where Netflix labels it as an original)

>>91338940
As long as they never know your power levels it's alright. You can hide it all chiero

>>91339238
Thanks anon, I guess I'll have to wait a month. I tried watching the first episode on the CW app, it was alright just that the ads were too long.

"Winter came early that year."

THEN WHY WERE YOU HAVING A TAPPING CEREMONY? YOU TAP THE TREES IN EARLY SPRING. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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how can one boy be so dumb

I am P L A T I N U M MAD he fucked it up with Val

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>>91338391
As well as >>91338438 there's a memorable bit in episode 3 involving a sticky maple.

>>91341439
Shit, I just realised that was a Blossom Maple Farms syrup bottle, 7 episodes before they properly introduced them.

>>91334012

Blossoms probably have the top brand among other small brands of maple syrup in riverdale

Any webm requests?

>>91335110
>molly ringwald

who?

>>91335145

Why would he even risk his own comeback, that was just dumb

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>>91342404
Get off my lawn, you damn kids!

>>91335356

cause momma cooper got smokin hot gals

>>91335455

Maybe they havent upgraded their systems for over two decades?

Those things can last and run for a long ass time if they dont have any heavy resource stuff to run

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>>91342421
Her daughters aren't too bad either.

>>91335498

>attempting to correct for degeneracy is wrong

>>91335497

1995 didnt have smartphones genius

>>91336272

They never explained why they had a falling out initially

would have been better off with them always being pals

>>91342501
It was apparently covered in the prequel comic (not the issue that was just released, but the one-shot before it).

>>91338940

depends on how old your daughters are

Why is this thread on /co/?

>>91342517
I doubt that will be canon if they again explore the topic in the series

What was the reason for their falling out shown in the one shot?

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>>91342553

because it is allowed as per the sticky maple as seen in pic related

>>91342371
Maple syrup montage
Cheryl doing some photo editing and saying goodnight to Polly

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>>91342624
>Maple syrup montage

Hope the quality is ok

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>>91342624
>Cheryl doing some photo editing and saying goodnight to Polly

>implying it isnt for her cleavage

>>91342692
>>91342707
Thanks. It was because of the great lighting I swaer.

So what happened? I can't sit through the show but I'm still curious about the plot

>>91342871
>Veronica finds out her father financially ruined Ethel Muggs' father, which Ethel hadn't known. Mr Muggs attempts suicide. Veronica comes clean to Ethel and Mrs Muggs about her father. Ethel decides to remain friendly with Veronica anyway.
>Hal Cooper fires Alice from the newspaper. Alice throws a rock through the newspaper office door. Betty and Jughead ask her to join the Blue and Gold.
>Hermione tells Fred it's her and Hiram who own the drive-in land, and that it was Hiram who sent the vandals. Fred eventually decides he'll keep the job but only if he's cut in for 20%
>The Blossom maple syrup company board doesn't think Cheryl is a stable heir. The Blossoms bribe Archie with a spot at an exclusive music school to get him to escort Cheryl to the annual maple syrup tapping and a dinner, both with the company board. Polly tells Archie she's staying with the Blossoms to try to get evidence that they killed Jason. Archie overhears the Blossom parents mention it was them that arranged for Hiram Lodge to be jailed. Cheryl kisses Archie but he stops her and leaves. Val splits up with Archie.
>Episode ends with >>91342707

>>91333778
Why is Cheryl so BEST

Whyis Reggie Mantle on Jughead's board of suspects?

>>91343338
Captain of the Football team.

>>91337812
The amount of plaid in this show is unreal

I think this episode pretty much absolves the Blossoms despite Polly's suspicions.
It's clear that Jason was their golden boy and his death was really bad for their business, they stood absolutely nothing to gain from any of it.

>>91333778
I have yet to see it, does it have any canche of renewal?

>>91344558
I thought it was already renewed.

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>>91344558
Renewed already for season 2. Archie Comics also signed a development deal with WB so expect spin-offs/other Archie series to get shows. Probably Sabrina

>>91344558
It WAS renewed.

>>91335836
>D...dad?
Wear the fox, wear the blue. We will come through.

does fred andrews know what DILF means?

>>91345629
Based on his reaction, no.

Glad the snacpchat filter fag stopped spamming these threads

Requesting a webm of Veronica running to the bathroom

>>91346437
I think he killed himself during the hiatus. Or maybe he moved to /tv/, if they even have threads for this over there

>>91346495
They do. It's like this thread but more dead and some guy calls threads about Riverdale to be shilling and blames the Jews for it.

>>91346530
Sounds like /tv/. They seem to have almost zero moderation over there. It's always young girls on the front page, or porn whenever I look at it

How bad is the actor playing Jason that they dont give him any lines or much screen time apart from posing

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>>91346481

whatever work for ya pal

>>91347782
I thought she had deeper cleavage. Now I feel bad seeing a sad Ronnie

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>>91347905
>I thought she had deeper cleavage

she did have it later in the scene you sick bastard

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>>91347944
I still feel bad but that won't stop me from fapping

>>91347944
>filename not MARTHA
one job

>>91348117

>i didnt want snyder shitposting in this thread

>>91348161
lul >>91335663

>>91347537
>and he still makes 20% more than the female leads

>>91348428

go back to tumbl

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>>91348470

>>91343338

Used to be white, somehow became Guido greaser, now he's Asian! That's pretty suspicious to me!

>>91343436

Wasn't captain of the Football team when Blossom died. He only became Captain after Archie turned it down.

>Hermione Lodge WILL crumble
Why are all Blossoms so dramatic?

>>91335145
To be fair, he might have been expecting Fred to have an actual crew. So when he gave the order he didn't know a bunch of teenagers would be there.

>>91335807
her forehead is as big as one

>>91349160
take that back u meanie

>>91349128
Or maybe he just loves hurting kids

I hate how this show keeps dangling ships that would be way more interesting than the betty/veronica/archie triangle

this week was basically "Get Out" but ginger

>>91349230
Betty/Veronica/Cheryl OT3

>>91333778
bump for archie fucking Mrs. Blossom and Cheryl

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>>91350045
hot

>>91335161
I was genuinely surprised that Archie knew his own name was short for Archibald

>>91350219
>not know your own full name
Is this a thing people in America does

>>91350270
no but Archie seems like he'd be that clueless

So if Mr. Cooper hates the Blossoms so much, why did he refuse to publish an article that would make the Blossoms look bad?

>>91350357
Because he's a pissy manbaby who's mad he got owned by a girl so his pride comes first

>>91350443
So he hates the Blossoms more than he loves his daughter and he hates his wife more than he hates the Blossoms?

>>91350270
He didn't realize that Josie was short for Josephine earlier.

>>91350500
the Coopers seem to be mentally unstable as a rule

>>91335048
>Sabrina
interesting fact: during the early days of america gingers were thought to have sold their soul to the devil and the red hair was proof that they had a soul contract with hell.

>>91350695

Nah thats just people trying to hate on the Irish

>>91350590
Why is Archie so fucking dumb?

>>91352448
for our amusement

>>91352468
Oh I'm plenty amused alrighy

God damn Cheryl is so fucking hot. Archie is a fucking faggot for letting that get away.

>>91353265
passing on Cheryl is probably the one intelligent thing Archie has done this entire time

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>>91353265
She's also crazy like a fox.

But yeah, he should at least have stuck around long enough to have the chance to make a ginger Blossom heir or two.

>>91353372
>She's also crazy like a fox.
Just makes her even hotter.