It's scary how accurate this is

>>91324274
Huh, really makes you think.

>>91324312
This post really makes me think about OP's post

>>91324274
>DCucks thread is empty just like in theaters
really makes you think

MCU is Pizza Hut

DCEU is Sbarro

Pizza Hut is just mediocre enough for most people to enjoy it

Sbarro is gross and only autists will like it

They are both shit but I'd pick pizza hut 10/10 times

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>>91324345
I know right?

The only scary thing is the invasion of /tv/tards on /co/.

>>91324391
>Prefers MCU and Pizza Hut

I can smell you through my screen. People like you all smell like piss.

But it isn't, at all

>>91324274
That Marvel movies are a lot better? Yeah, of course it is.

>>91324416
No that marvel movies are plastic formualic garbage that /co/ only likes because RT tells them to

Why is capeshit allowed on /co/?

>>91324391
spot on

/co/'s inevitable defense of the rotting whale carcass full of Freshman Philosophy notes that is the DCEU is the most predictable disappointment

>>91324274
Put the oscar there too, that triggers /co/ the most

>>91324455
What's even more predictable is that the next MCU flick will be mediocre formulaic feces that /co/ will inevitably praise to high heavens because it was "fun" and made them giggleshart in the movie theater

>>91324274
Both a terrible for different reasons

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>>91324345
>>91324391
>>91324405
>>91324416
>>91324454
>>91324455
Here, a pic. Now, if we could go back to regular programming...

>2017
>last good capeflick was in 2009
What went wrong?

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>>91324487
>They don't DCEU, better call em jews

>>91324526
No he called you a good goy, which is how Disney sees you

>>91324405
>actually wants to compare box offices
thats a bold strategy cotton

>>91324274
>wojakposter
Equivalent to, but not better than, frogposting in terms of low quality. Please make better threads. The quality of posts in the community matters.

>>91324428
Because pseudo intellectual is where it's at, huh?

>>91324471
/co/ hates the MCU though.

>>91324408
I hate pizza hut because it gives me diarrhea, but it seems to be the most popular chain and I'd rather be on the shitter all night than eat fucking Sbarro again

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>>91324274
>TFW no Hellboy or Dredd sequels

>>91324591
/co/ eats up every MCU turd that lands on their lap

Imagine being autistic enough to participate in daily Marvel vs DC threads.

>>91324433
Only reason why it's on /co/ is because /tv/ floods onto other boards. Make a /cape/ board already and shove it all onto there,

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how's this for accurate you Dumb Cunt

We aren't allowed to be excited for Marvel Movies or acknowledge they were great after they come out, because if the MCU produces any less than a Stanley Kubrick art house masterpiece its shit whereas the DCEU can make turd after turd but we're all expected to be unconditionally hyped for every new film that comes out.

If a new Marvel Movie isn't an “Avengers tier” pop culture defining revolution then they claim it was a dud, that "People aren't even talking about it", that "I don't even know anyone who cares Marvel movies anymore", that "the bubble has burst." Chastising it with increasingly brazen parroted criticisms that dubiously never go into any more specifics or detail than what can be gleamed from the trailers.

All those box office bucks and records broken don't matter either, because making more money isn’t proof of quality, but when it comes to DC, "hey look at all the money BVS and SS made despite everyone claiming they were shit!"

And all the pop culture adoration for the MCU with everyone on social media, TV and the streets singing its praises doesn't count because popularity isn’t proof of quality, but, by god, you better believe there’s a sales chart waiting to be posted at a moment’s notice detailing Halloween Costume, Hot Topic and Toy sales should anyone doubt the DCEU’s popularity.

As for those critic reviews and movie aggregate sites, don’t bother bringing them up because “Disney bribes everyone with Mouse Money” and Rotten Tomatoes (despite being owned by Warner Bros) is clear proof of this, but at least we can still count on the Oscars (with judges who don't even watch most the movies awarded) to recognize true greatness.

And should you ever wear one of these trolls down into admitting or even implying the MCU is better than the DCEU that doesn’t mean jack squat because DC still has better Batman cartoons, better Batman comics, better Batman video games and better Batman Lego sets than Marvel.

>>91324950
This is the power of MCU manchild autism

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What is it with /co/ and their defence on the terrible Sydner DC Movies?

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>>91324971
Like clockwork

>>91324487
>DCEU isn't run by jews also.
It's not really a comeback.

>A post rationalizing Snyder as "kino"
Good Goyim

>>91324981
/tv/ subhumans keep shitting up the place.

>>91324950
>acknowledge they were great
Stopped reading, that never happened

>>91324600
>no lobster Johnson
>no The Goon movie

>>91324274
There is no fucking way Lex is a tragic Greek character. Just cause you use the imagery, doesn't make it comparable. He was nothing more than a cheap Joker imitation

>>91324274
really activated my almonds

>>91324405

Didn't Strange made almost as much domesticaly as MOS?

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>>91324950
i liked reading this.

though honestly, i wish Marvel would be less comedic in their films. I really liked Winter Soldier and Civil War was great, so i'm hyped for the directors to do avengers3 but im just worried the overall success of GotG is gonna just infect everything like Iron Man did

>>91324405
>Literal who hero for casuals vs "this is a batman movie right?"

Suicide Squad kinda pales in comparison

>>91325252
Worldwide, because of the China pandering. MoS made like 60 millions more domestic

>>91324950
I like this pasta.

>>91324391
What is Dominos then? They used to make garbage pizza but then they got much better putting the the rest of the pizza joints to shame.

/tv / please fuck off.

Reminder to report this bread. It's in violation of rule 3.
Last time I said something defending the MCU, a mod banned me, so I expect the same for OP.

>>91324950
>we can still count on the Oscars
No marvel shill, you can't

Why cant DC fans understand that 300 was like Zoolander, a movie that became a classic in spite of being a bad movie?

Snyder isnt good

t. I dont watch superhero movies

>>91324600
Del Toro's become a cuck and his last few films were shit so I'll count that as a blessing

/tv/ needs to be banned.
If you wants to talks about live-action films you have a board for that.

>>91325475
>WAAAAH I DON'T LIKE HIS POLITICS SO ALL HIS MOVIES ARE BAD
I bet you got triggered over the Pepsi ad you fucking loser

>>91325553
Del Toro's recent films are bad cause they're bad. I thought that before he came out with shit like "The pale man is a metaphor for how white people are evil"

>>91325622
Or why Konami fired him.

>>91324600
Hellboy Animated sequel when
The Amazing Screw-On Head series never ;_;

Also:
>liking capeshit