No Way Fag

But he did

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>>91321301

>>91323142
best

>>91321301
>>91322154
but he did tap that.
.... fuck, did it get made kid-safe in nu52 ?

>>91323216
There's a shot from the Judas Contract adaptation that looks like it was inspired by the no way fag pose. Slade did hit it though.

Real talk now:

Why didn't Leon bang Ashley?

>>91323300
Because it was a video game and showing that would have been inappropriate for the medium/audience.

>>91323300
Cause new kind of zombie virus or some similar shit.
Wasnt she a minor?
>inb4 international waters

>>91323370
Luis asked but Leon was too autistic to get his meaning.

Why is that boy trying to seduce Slade?

>>91323239
>Slade did hit it though
No he didn't.

>>91323108
Rainbow 6 Siege has this shit too?

>>91321301
she looks like a dude

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/r/ the edit where Zelda pleads Link to save Hyrule Kingdom

>>91323732
the general on /vg/ has a lot of good drawfags
some of the best OC on 4chan comes from there

>>91323300
She was the president's daughter. Why get the president to hate you when you can pull any grown woman in the country with your "saved the presidents daughter from a murder island almost single handedly" story

>>91323300
It's a bad idea to bang your boss daughter

Even more so when your boss is the president of America

>>91323300
Leon's to beta to do anything but wish he could be with Ada.

>>91323300

>>91324046
>>91324115
These guys get it.
Leon was assigned to guard Ashley, which he did an pretty good job of, considering it was his first day.

Having sex with your boss's daughter doesn't usually end well, particularly when your boss is the most powerful man in the nation (and many others). There's also practical issues: it's a conflict of interest for a bodyguard to get intimate with their client and it's not professional to do so either. It may earn Leon a pat on the back, and a "promotion" to guarding the president's crazy racist cat-lady aunt.

Ashley is cute (she was kidnapped from university, so she is legal) and with impressive... ballistics, but sleeping with her would cause more problems, professional, personal and practical than not.

Or we can do the 'lol beta faggot' meme.

>>91324394
>The president is the most powerful man in the nation meme

Also, nobody seems to mention that Ashley had a goofy voice in the game, especially in that scene.
Unless that's your "thing", it just reinforces that she's inexperienced, not seductive in the least, and barely an adult.

>>91324177
i assumed he fucked jill & claire because it would explain why chris hates him so much

>>91321301
God, their scenes together was like watching Leon: The Professional again.

>>91323108
Hibana a cute! c u t e !

>>91321301
She looks like she's 12 years old.

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>>91323949
>says no

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>>91324798
IQ is cuter

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>>91324803

>>91321301
Fuck you ces

>>91323239
No he didn't. Two different times in the movie Terra flat out says that he hasn't given her the dick, despite her repeated requests.

>>91324394
>it's a conflict of interest for a bodyguard to get intimate with their client
Wouldn't that be greater incentive to ensure their safety?

>>91324394
Well, I don't think there's much conflict of interest now now that his boss is super duper dead.

After 6, he would have a perfect opportunity to court Ashley while she's mourning...If it weren't for the fact that all interpersonal relationships in RE are either platonic or one-sided.

>>91324975
but what if the relationship goes south?

>>91324975
>Wouldn't that be greater incentive to ensure their safety?

Aside from >>91325334's comment, it may provide a greater incentive to protect them, but it can also lead to distraction, focusing your attention on your partner instead of the situation or environment. If you're having on a date night with them, having sex with them, doing the usual boyfriend/girlfriend stuff then you're not protecting them, because your attention is divided.

If there are multiple guards, it can cause friction and resentment with the rest of the people on your team. Because while you're getting nookie in your off-hours (or while you're supposed to be on duty), they have to pick up the slack. Plus, if you get a reputation for sleeping with your clients, fewer people will want to hire someone who can't seem to focus on the job.

>>91325040
True, but that's kind of skeezy. "Hey, your dad's dead so now you can hop on my dick."

I headcanon that Ada and Leon frequently fuck, but neither of them thinks it's a 'real relationship', especially given Ada's need to be in control and fuck with everyone just for her own amusement, so it leads to her messing with him out of habit, even as they get closer and closer.

>Leon gets a mysterious package, it's Ada's panties
>Leon gets texts from an unlisted number, it's Ada sending nudes
>Leon's doorbell rings, it's Ada holding a pizza with her tits out, but she's gone before the late news
>Leon wakes up to someone in his apartment, it's Ada sneaking into his bed, but she's gone in the morning
>Leon wakes up to bacon and coffee, Ada's making breakfast, but she's leaves after he goes to work
>Ada sneaks into Leon's place to wash up after missions

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>>91323771
>implying /co/ doesn't think that's a bonus

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>>91325663

Damn it Ben

>>91325577
I didn't mean for him to act like a skeez. I'm just saying that if he were to choose to comfort her after the incident, and if things were to develop further down the line, it wouldn't be a conflict of interest if they both chose to pursue a relationship.

>>91325577
No need for your headcanon, one of the CG movies confirmed they do indeed fug on the regular and Ada is super ashamed of it

>>91324836
>Dead Space 2
Fuck, my kriptonite.

>>91325663
give me sauce

>>91323437
Not "No way BUG!"

ONE fuckin job.

>>91324843
He said no to refuse.

>>91325663
>tarted up shotas
I hate and love it at the same time.

>>91324607
I'd hit it.

>>91327287
If you were a handsome and fit cop turned turned special agent you might be able to let one pass for the sake of doing a good job.

>>91323370
They were in spain, the age of consent there is 16, it would have been fine

>>91325778
>homophobic
Not sure if bait, but I'll ere on the side of caution and assume you're not trolling.
...
No way fag.

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i love this meme

Lets run in into the ground

>>91326376
Tekuho

>>91323437
This could use an updated version with 30-year old Marco, his dragon-cycle, and ABS.

>>91323722
>>91324974
In the comic he sure as shit did.

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>>91323949
This whole meme reminds me of that one fucking kid

>>91327832
Needs an SU version with Pearl clinging to Rose.

>>91328037
I fucking love the rant at the end.

>>91327975

I thought one was already made with Hekapoo

>>91328037
>>91328104
Since it's brought up here (and I don't want to ask /a/ and get flamed for my ignorance) is the original movie canon to the anime series?

>>91328314
Nope, separate universes/timelines

>>91328314
No. They're separate continuities.

>>91328037

Anyone have that comic about this scene that shows Batou hiding in the closet?

>>91323142
does this count since it's likely Gob made it himself

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We posting NoWayFags?

>>91325778
I'm bisexual and I'm ok with this, fag

>>91325663
Trap shotas are god's gift to us all.

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>>91329078
>>91327832
>>91325663
>>91324836
>>91323949
>>91323437
>>91323142
>>91321301

>>91329175
This, but ew, not loli.

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>>91329175
STOP RIGHT THERE

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>>91325040
>fucking your boss's daughter
>after you killed your boss

not only is that awkward but a pretty dick move

also was ashley's dad even in office by then? i'm pretty sure RE6 takes place at least 8 years after RE4

>>91325994
Why is it so important for them to have a relationship? Let's ignore the fact the REverse is all about "no sex allowed" for a minute. Nothing makes them compatible. It's the player self-inserting as Leon & wanting to fuck Ashley more than there being in-universe merit to it.

>>91324843
Snu-snu is better if you oppose resistance.

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>>91328608
Here you go anon

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>>91323437
That would be better if it references star getting cuck all the time.

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>>91329694
Holy fuck I love Gara.

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>>91329694
WHEN WILL IT END

>>91329694
>women
>getting cucked
>ever
Impossible.

>>91329909
You'll understand when you meet one

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>>91329909
cuckquean

chads do it all the time, it is actually alot of fun to watch women get in line to fuck an alpha
I saw it plenty at university

>>91323437
It would be funnier if it was ever girl in the show
Their "fuck me" dialogs overlaping on top of each other

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>>91323437

>>91330129
This, it's kind of funny that probably they get more cucked than men, but with less men.

Some Chad I used to tutor had at least 10 girls after him, and one attempted suicide to call his attention after he left her and took the next in line, he gave no fucks, cool guy, I had sex my first time because he told me he was going to dump a girl and basically thrower her at my arms.

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>mfw I won't ever get to see plague's secret porn stash

>>91330129
That was you peeping around the corner, anon?

>>91330451
It'll be mostly muscle girls and and furry muscle girls

>>91330540
Is that you, Woolie?

>>91330564
No, I actually feel love and wouldn't sell out mankind for a device that gives me upward lift

>>91330595
Would you steal pies?

>>91330028
I haven't met any cucked women but I doubt they're much different from dumped women.

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somebody do one with jack and ashi

>>91330595
I have to admit, if it got me Pilot gear or a jetpack or something I'd have a hard time choosing humanity

>>91330712
The problem is that you would be the only human and would probably die from a basic illness because aliens know fuck all about human medicine

>>91323370
She was in college and definitely not a child genius.

>>91329558
>oppose resistance.
So you just let it happen?

>>91330712
If it were a mecha, THEN it'd be hard to choose

>>91331084
It'd have to be a really baller mecha, though, like the Big O or Sazabi.

>>91330988
Check your English.

>>91331168
How about you check yours? Opposing resistance would mean you don't want to try resistance at all, dipshit.

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>>91330658
ALREADY DONE

>>91323300

Leon only wants ada. Thats why.

You know, and so does leon, that he can take out the whole secret service by himself if the president got pissed off or something. Resident evil logic isnt real life logic.

>>91329078
anybody got jack and the doggo?

>>91330451
The porn that he makes or he jacks off to?

>>91327832
>i love this meme

>Lets run in into the ground

Fuckin' A.

>>91327832
why do so many people give a shit about Tyrahnee
she was an extremely minor character in a pretty one-off series

>>91331240
with her tie to jack's back
and preferably less shitty art

>>91331471
She's hot.

>>91331487
The art's supposed to be shitty. That's the fucking joke.

>>91331471
Pretty sure she turned up just about as much as Marvin did.

>>91324856
You're not wrong, friend.
>tfw not enough Siege 34

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Sorry its /v/ related but its the only one I have

But thanks guys for this thread I can now make a no way fag folder

>>91331856
kek

>>91331805
/v/ has No Way Fag up right now. I wouldn't be surprised if people are in both threads unless >>91323300 is also part of the meme.

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>>91331856
poor scout

>>91331894
Kinda heart-warming to see Spy helping his (likely) bastard son.

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>>91329078
>tight squirrel pussy

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>>91321301
I need to see an edit of this done with Hunk and Shay

Still mad they never even got to kiss

>>91329078
>not "how about we karate"
Please

>>91331438
The former, but the later would be interesting too.

>>91332030
Have you tried 1800?

>>91332052
The women are too judgemental, and the willing men are mostly pirates.

>>91331856
noice

Anyone have the bastardized MSpaint versions of the original? "No we cenot do this niger" gets me every time.

>>91331746
this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

>>91331856
best one in the thread so far

>>91331917
Its confirmed in the last comic they did

>no way fag

fuck off back to /v/ you retards

>>91332205
BOO! YOU'RE NO FUN!

>>91330451
just look up the artist 1800
thats Plague

>>91331746
Anybody have the one where his hat is like a mile tall?

>>91330451
Go to panda and look around

>>91330451
search 34from1800 on e621.net

>>91331917
Pretty sure that last comic confirmed Spy is his pops, but he said it as Eddie Murphy or something cuz Scout would never believe him otherwise.

>>91331746
It doesn't count if he fucks her and then travels back in time to fix things so she never existed.

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>>91332205
>stop enjoying yourselves, goyim!

>>91332687
/pol/ is leaking again... not that I think it's bad or anything.

>>91331240
Is there a jack and aku one?

>>91329406
Well, to be fair, implied sex in the form of children is allowed.

And second, I don't care if Leon and Ashley get together or not. I'm just saying that if the writers wanted to go that way, that's the most plausible route to take.

>>91328037
Wait, was this in Stand Alone Complex?

>>91333422
Yeah, in the second season.

>>91332514
Wait, really? Must have been a long time since, cause they don't look like the same.

>>91321301
All his kids turned out shit. If he wouldn't just regenerate it, he'd probably have cut his dick off long ago for aerodynamic purposes.

>>91332205
no way fag

>>91334989
>All his kids turned out shit.
That's what happens when you're a TT associate.

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>>91330129
>mfw Cal cucked three naked chicks at once to go play risk with his autist friends

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>>91329909
It happens to even MILFs

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>>91337585

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This is a top-shelf meme, only artists can create content so it's not flooded with shit, and coming up with unique and relevant dialogue is part of the fun.

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>>91337829

>>91322154
TELL ME ABOUT SLADE

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

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>>91337855

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>>91337950

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>>91337875
>CIA agent Wilson
>Slade Wilson

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>>91332369

>>91325663

Source me.

>>91338070
It's obviously a Tekuho picture

>>91337794
wait what the fuck?

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>>91332606
It was, and it was as Tom Jones he admitted it
We need one of these with Spy and Scouts mom, but Spy is responding "No way fag.... not another one..."

>>91328051
No because SU is terrible.

>>91337992
Where do you do a Deathstroke? In the Deadpool.

>>91323108
A REALLY BIG FUCKING COMING RIGHT UP

>>91339997
TIME TO RING SOME EARS

>>91338007
10/10 Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, would be proud

>>91331805
Jesus christ that Midna.

>>91324836
Kek, that's a good one.

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>>91337992
It all makes sense now.

>>91321301
Isn't the original image super old? Why has it become a meme only now?

>>91326363
>Fuck, my Kriptonite
But DS2 was good.
It was 3 that was cancer.

>>91337375

You don't miss out on risk with your bros man. It's just not done.

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>>91327832
>drawfag thought her facepaint was her mouth

>>91341767

Agreed why did they make it into an action shooter and lose the horror elements

>>91329564
Fuck thats great

>>91328314
The movies, the manga and the anime are all separate universes.

>>91323142
YESH

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>>91330378
slightly aligned it better

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>>91321301

>>91342088
noice

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>>91340365
why in the fuck does the mere utterance of his name make me burst out laughing?

>>91329909
YFW YWN SLADE a MILF
Wait, it's not slacking if you fuck someone's kid is it?

>>91329909
The cheating husband is a more common trope than the cheating wife. Entire societies have been built to facilitate the former.

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>>91337632
And yet faggots like: >>91332205
try to ruin it for everyone

>>91329564
I've never seen this, and it is amazing.

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>>91337992
>>91341637
bravo nolan

>>91331856
>That's a no, lesbo
I really REALLY want a reason to use this phrase in real life.

>>91332205
NO WAY FAG

>>91343809
> Uzbeki, Korean, French, Spanish..

what a waste of time

>>91328037
>Naples

Every friggin time

>>91342570
>Hey, battle brother! Wanna take me back to the warp and make Slaanesh jelly? You can pound that big super dick bareback into my tight girly pussy and fill me with that Gene Seed! I'm totally ovulating right now!
>NAY, THY HERETIC! (for the emperor!)