This is Hank Hill. Say something to make him mad.

>>91314448
I prefer charcoal.

>>91314448
Houses look better without lawns and they're nothing but a waste of water

I live in Austin.

>>91314448
Remember that time your wife was a prostitute?

>>91314448
I usually cut the fat off meat, I find it gross.

>>91314543
Wichita Falls > Arlen

DUSTY OLD BONES FULL OF GREEN DUST

>>91314520
they look good with lawns, but its not worth the upkeep

>>91314448
I'd kick your butt- if I could find it.

>>91314559
He said say something to make Hank mad, not say something to make yourself look retarded.

>>91314448
Howdy New Yorker

>>91314559
I left halfway through my tour of Midwestern State when I went to see if I'd like it as a safety school. What a terribly boring city.

Beer is disgusting.

American beer is worthless piss water.

Tom Landry was a shit coach, couldn't even win the Cowboys more than two Superbowls. Oh, and the Cowboys are always shit, past, present, and future. except this past season where they were almost in-fucking-vincible

>>91314448
You you look like you're from Houston.

Giants > Cowboys

[Insert cartoonishly exaggerated liberal viewpoint or idea that interferes with Hank's current hobby or interest]

Texas is the worst state in the union. Even worse than West Virginia.

>>91314448
/co/ is a good imageboard

>>91314828
HWAUUUHHH!

>>91314828
Fracking causes earthquakes. Your sale of propane supports the natural gas industry and it's use of fracking. You're directly responsible for the future earthquakes and volcanoes of America.

You have no ass

>>91314448
I pay someone else to mow my lawn

>>91314448
propane fueled barbecues are a perversion of nature and anyone who prefers the bland industrial taste of propane cooked meat over the rich taste of charcoal and wood infused meat should be put to death, preferably by burning, with charcoal.

>>91314448
electric grills > propane fueled grills

One of my favorite protagonists in media.
I wish I could find the same joy in life's simple pleasures as he does.

Honestly the best steaks I've ever had was cooked on an electric grill. And there's no reason not to have them well done.

>>91314448
Your son's a fag because your urethra is thinner than your ugly friend's hair.

Can you cook my steak well done? I also like it with ketchup! And for chrissake, use some of that charcoal instead of that shitty butane or whatever ya call it

Your wife is ugly, your son will be a gay sissy and your lawn is a joke.

>>91314448
I pay a Mexican family to cut my lawn

>>91315057
bobby had like 3 girlfriends

why will he be gay?

>>91315130
You're more blind than Dale.

Honestly, America is a garbage country in every possible way. The court system is a bad joke, our debt is astronomical, the HDI, crime index and general standards of living is far below 3rd world countries in several states and people are dying on the streets because of the governments incredible levels of mismanagement. The two-party system is also laughable and our insane patriotism on top of all that makes us seem like complete idiots. Also tipping culture is literally door to door begging and should be outlawed, and proper minimum wage instated.

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>>91315014
>And there's no reason not to have them well done.
You care to fucking rephrase that you little shit?

>>91315014
well done might as well be burnt. if you think well done is good you must not actually be eating well done steak at all and think that medium is well done.

>>91314945
why not just pay a man to fuck your wife while you're at it?

>>91315281
I prefer my steaks well done because they're tough to chew otherwise. I can eat a medium rare steak but its difficult with my cheap dentures.

>>91315333
trips of truth

It's called "Urethral sounding" and I think you and Peggy will find it rewarding, both sexually and it deal with your narrow urethra.

>>91314704
>>91314749
Only domestic beer like Sam Adams and budweiser are shit. All other beers are great, especially dark beers

why are people actually arguing the posts that are posted in this thread? they are all, by the nature of OPs post, baits. they're meant to be baits for people like hank hill. why would you actually talk about steak when a guy posts "i like my steak well done"? that post is there as a bait, this is made crystal clear by the context.

>>91314448

YOU'RE AN OLD MAN, FILLED WITH DUSTY OLD BONES FILLED WITH GREEN DUST!

Also your love for propane is pathetic and you're a fool for believing in it.

>>91315627
maybe hank actually browses 4chan and is the one getting triggered.

>>91315647
the suggestion that hank browses 4chan is probably a claim that would make hank mad, so congratulations on your metabait.

>>91315561
What about Old Milwaukee?

>>91315647
To be fair, if he did then he'd be in either /sp/, /o/ or /diy/.

I don't go to any of those so i've no idea how bad they are.

Your lawn is inferior to your neighbors lawn.

>>91314448
The average SJW / Progressive wants to do away with hard interpretations of the US Constitution, because it prevents them from wielding unneared and unworthy unequal power over others.

Your dog's ugly and you should get rid of it

>>91314448
gender is a spectrum

>>91315281
not him but i also prefer well done steaks
fight me

>>91316773
>Ess Jay Bwah?

>>91315711
He'd browse 4chan for the duration of an episode and then have some epiphany moment and never touch the site again.

We're part of his character development, anon! Shut the fuck up and say something controversial to make him realize how far he's fallen!

>>91314448
The Longhorns aren't and never were that good, Texas is in denial about how great of a football school they are.

Why, I could name at least a dozen schools with more success than Texas, and one of them rhymes with "Broke-la-gnome-a".

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>>91314448

>>91315020

>> well done

... and then they deleted their comments

well done

>>91314448
>dad, you won't believe it...i met a new friend, his name is Florian and he's in this club called Antifa...they hate Nazis!

>well good for you son, so what are they duba-duba two reinactors? I wonder if ur Grandpa knows any of em'

>>91316627
Anon, it's always bad.

>>91315281
I prefer the texture of well-done steaks, though overall I prefer pork and chicken to beef.

I prefer my steak well-done.

>>91314448
TRUMP IS SHIT

>>91314448
Briquettes are a better fuel source than propane

>>91314448
I personally would rather have a rock garden that takes up most of my house's outdoor space than a lawn. Especially if I can set up a wood/charcoal barbecue pit in the middle for when I'm entertaining guests.

>>91314448

i hate propane.

>>91316773
>>91316889

>"Ess Jay Dubya? Is that what they call hippies nowadays?"

>>91315014
I used to think steak was best medium-well until a friend cooked me a good cut.
Stop eating shit cuts.

>>91317883
He'd probably not vote for Trump, as the Dubya episode showed he's a huge preference for personal morals and he'd never support a two-time two-timer.

>>91318343
Hank's head would explode at the most recent election.

>>91318589
He would probably vote third-party.
Really though they wouldn't do an episode on his personal preference, they never did that for the Obama election and the one where he goes to Mexico for the day is the only way I can see them handling it, but they already did that.

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>>91317628
What the fuck did you just say you God damn porch monkey?

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>>91314448
Rare steak is for people with weak jaws.

>>91318737
But rare is chewier than well done.

I'll take a well-done steak, please

>>91314448
Whenever I cook burgers at home, they're done on the stove in a pan, and I cook them well done. I use frozen patties I get in surplus from Costco, and I don't think I've ever eaten a burger that wasn't a premade frozen patty.

>>91315561
Funny enough, I once drank US beer, had several brands, craft beers, also bud and PBR. The only beer that was actually drinkable was PBR. Granted, it is still on the low end of actual beer, but at least it tasted like something. Surprised me, considering what image is conveyed through shows and movies.
Had a good laugh when I watched Blue Velvet not so long ago and Frank asks the guy what beer he prefers and when he says "Heineken" throws a fit and lauds PBR. I absolutely agree, Heineken is absolute shit, but I can see why women and fags like it.

>>91314448
GO SOONERS!
SOONERS! WOOO!

Propane causes climate change and needs to be heavily regulated

>>91315270
hey buddy, your candidate lost, sorry. :^)

>>91314749
>Pißwasser will never be a thing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dPuz1n2LFVs

>>91314448
Charcoal is better for barbecues.

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>>91314448
Chevy's trucks are better than Ford's

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>>91314448
Hank Hill would have voted Hillary. Or really, anyone other than Trump.

He almost didn't vote for Bush because of a weak handshake, no way he's voting for a NEW YORKER with comedically small hands.

>>91321615
Hank Hill's a New Yorker.

>>91321615
>a NEW YORKER with comedically small hands
Don't forget the fraud suits and the adultery and owning casinos (I don't actually know how Hank feels about gambling) and Hank never seemed like a BUILD WALL kinda dude, or to care about China. As a huge promoter of personal responsibility, he would respond to "I lost my factory job" with "that's too bad, but this is an opportunity for learning and personal growth and learning."

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>>91321647
How dare you, he's a son of Texas in every way that matters.

>>91321656
>for learning and personal growth and learning
Guess that's my que to get some sleep.

>>91321657
Change planes in Dallas, you're a Texan.

>>91316925
I'M MAD!

>>91321656
I guess he would've went with Jeb Bush during the primaries, and when he loses, he'll vote for Hillary out of reluctance because Trump is just a yet another New Yorker who constantly lies and doesn't understand the true values of American conservatives.

When Trump wins the presidency, Hank would sigh and tell his family, who are saddened by this, that they lived through George Bush twice just fine and they can certainly survive Trump's antics.

>>91321703
>that they lived through George Bush twice just fine
Wasn't he completely on-board with Bush's first term, or do I have the date of the handshake episode wrong?

>>91317829
This nigga gets it. The only time I eat beef is in hamburgers, and even then my standards are pretty high.

That being said, wood burning is the best way to cook anything.

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>>91321615
Hank's a republican. Republicans voted en masse for trump. Nothing changes.

>>91314448
Subaru actually employs more Americans than Ford.

>>91321615
He'd write in Jeb. They are practically the same person. Socially awkward southerners getting their conservative values trampled on by Yankees.

>>91314482
How else is one expected to generate the appropriate heat to coin a loin, tri tip, or prime rib well? PROPANE CAN'T DO THAT.

>>91314482
/thread

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Hank Hill thread?

>>91323657
Batman vs Hank in a repair contest, who is the most prepared?

>>91323688
Alfred. You think Batman repairs the Batmobile?

Hank Hill, you have a weak handshake and your truck is a waste of money and you should buy a more fuel-efficient hybrid car

>>91323701

"God dangit master Bruce. You tracked in mud all over the mansion! The welcome mat says welcome for a reason!"

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>>91314448
Meat is murder , Hank.

Hank, you're a dirty beaner lover and I bet you voted for hillary

>>91321647
Reminder that Hank only accepted his birth place because New Yorkers fought for the Alamo