Star vs the Forces of the Original Concept

>>91311737
A small part of me kind of wishes this was the premise instead, where none of the magic is real and it's just a depressed, possibly schizophrenic girl leading a miserable life.

>>91311834
but that means it would be apart of CN's line up since Disney changed the script for the better.
And if it was on CN, it would only be shown once a week

>>91311834
It would've been adorable tragic.

>>91311874
Yeah, I know what we got is better, but part of me just wants to see what it'd be like all the same.

>>91311737
>Little known fact, Star's parents tried sending her to Earth when she was 11, before they gave her the magic wand.
>The results where less than ideal.

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>91311737
It's all on daronnefcy.com if people haven't (don't look under the comics tag for it or you'll miss some of it, check the archives instead)

It's fine; interesting to read. I don't think it would have particularly stood out to me if it only ever stayed a webcomic, and I think if it had become an actual cartoon with that concept it would have been canceled by now.

I don't mind that the concept changed because many of the changes were the ideas of Daron herself anyway.

>>91311884
adorably tragic*

>>91311927
i want to steal her away and lock her in my bunker

There's probably an alternate timeline where Star's actually like this.

I don't think cartoons are allowed to show women in a non-positive light.
Maybe if the character was a boy, now THAT would be funny. Just a loser with no friends having to imagine being a great magical warrior fighting evil while he can't even protect himself.

Comedy gold.

>>91311737
Post it

>>91311834
But how would Marco and her get along? Would getting cucked make her more or less chuuni?

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>>91311959
Nigga i got you.

Maybe I would have watched it, but probably not. In my experience quality comes from the creator, not the concept. Though sometimes a concept gives nothing to work with and I can't say the concept of Disney's Star Vs is firing up the creative sparks.

>>91311966
I think the brown haired kid is supposed to be the Marco equivalent.

>>91311957
>I don't think cartoons are allowed to show women in a non-positive light.
Steven Universe though.

>>91311884
That's why I want it, I want to watch a show about someone having a depressing fucking life, don't ask me why.

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>>91311834
No one would watch a t.v show about a depressing autistic little girl

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>>91312048
So, you love the shows current direction, then?

Also, daily reminder on why Jackie won the Marco Bowl.

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>>91312029
No, Marco was still there in the original concept as a kid the same age as her who was into karate, but was kind of an enemy because HE was obsessed with DBZ and didn't like her girly Sailor Moon stuff. I'm guessing they might've become friends.

Pretty much looked the same but had slightly different hair + braces. Also his name was Sol and Daron liked that their names had a similar theme, which again seems like they'd eventually grow to like each other.

This picture is from when the show had already changed concept to actual magic and them being friends, but is close enough.

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Who's the artists who makes these?

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>>91312095
>won
>only in the 2nd quarter
My man, things have only just begone.
Starfan13 will win the Marcobowl.
>>91312126
Amohnako i believe

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>>91312123
Huh, just noticed that version doesn't have the braces. Guess they were only part of the really really early design.

>>91312142
Does he have a tumblr? I wanna see more of his comics.

>>91312040
Those aren't women, they're retarded gay space rocks.
And Steven if a walking, talking joke.

>>91312218
amoniaco-de-setubal.tumblr.com/tagged/svtfoe

>>91312218
He has a Da but be warned, they dont draw alot of Star, and most of their other shit is barneyfag stuff

what if a dog bit star

>>91312322
Star would bite the dog back.

>>91312322
Who is making all these "what if" posts?
Why are you making them?
Where are you getting these ideas from?
What the fuck?

>>91312123
>>91312155
So originally Marco and Tom were kinda the same character?

>>91311935
Since that maybe sounds too negative when I really do enjoy these comics, I guess one element that's done better here than in the actual show is the presentation of Pony Head.

Really fits with the comic's overall themes to have this weird delusional girl imagining her mahou shoujo companion as this gruesome kawaii decapitated horse head, drooling and with guts spilling from its neck, and finding it normal. Or maybe just imagining it as a result of getting hit on the head, this weird fever-dream like melding of her anime fantasies with an unexpected creepy element.

There's literally no way that could be translated to the Star Vs. we have now, as it doesn't fit with either Star's character as actually magic or the universe of the show-- it makes sense that a fantasy land could have a race of floating horse heads. Also I don't even have a problem with Pony Head in general.

It's just a sort of unique feature of the comic that kind of says it all about the premise and Star's mindset, and that we'd probably have seen more features like that if Star hadn't been picked up by Disney and Daron stopped working on the comic.

>>91312389
Maybe not since they were middle-schoolers in the comic version and there probably wouldn't have been a romance aspect. Also I don't think Sol had anger issues.

I think it would be more like "your show sucks, your power fantasies are lame, and you're crazy" "no, YOU!" and maybe them having to work together and stuff

although maybe Star could be delusional enough to not notice he didn't like her, but I doubt it since that entire comic is her defending the little kid from a teenage bully

>>91312322
It would hurt, I'd assume.

>>91312322
Probably assume that it's some sort of monster then try to fight it.

How many stomachs do you think Star's been inside?

>>91312370
what if star pulled back the skin and muscle and showed you the ancient runes carved into the bones of her forearm

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How did this happen?

>>91312699
At least a dozen

>>91312749
>fucking
Fucking always wins,anon.
Always

>>91312142
God damn it, Hekapoo you fat, lazy bitch aren't you supposed to be trying to find and stop Toffee?

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>>91312749
The only true answer.
>>91312843
Oh anon, this is after the 3 day timeskip when everybody elses' homes got destroyed and they all have to live at Marco's

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>>91312370
I'm not the only one who does it, but I do it for (You)s mostly. I get ideas from shit that's posted in the threads.

>>91312370
I make some too but not any in this thread. yet

everyone can and should do it

>>91311737
>Galexy

>>91312877
>>91312906

what if star came up to you and asked to stop writing what if posts about her

>>91312123
Was I the only kid that enjoyed Sailor Moon as equally as Dragon Ball and Knights of the Zodiac
IIRC sailor Moon was always in between Dragon Ball and Gundam or Zoids. Plus they always had events going on in the bumpers to keep you watching commercials. Why bother changing the channel?

>>91311834
I'd cuddle and kiss her anyways.

>>91312933
I probably liked Sailor Moon more. DBZ always pissed me off with how it dragged everything out.

>>91312142
>Five girls here and Marco's claimed them all.
>Asshole. Guy can't even help a friend out.
>Guess the Blood Moon wasn't enough for him.
>The movie's too loud.
>My horns hurt.
>I wish I was at home, playing video games.

>>91312933
>Was I the only kid that enjoyed
my nigga you were not
though i couldnt get into Giant Robot shows. still cant today too

>cant work up the courage to tell my gf i watch this show because its the kind of show her little sister would watch.

help me anons, i usually watch shows like this with her and shed probably get into this one and actually like it

>>91313061
Dude... you don't need to come out about watching TV shows. Few people of any consequence are going to give a shit one way or another what you watch.

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>>91313061
At least you have someone to watch it with...

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Niggas why do why have two not-generals up?

>got my younger brother hooked into the show
>now he's worried non-stop if Starco will even happen since Marco has shown no romantic interest in Star besides BMB
>try to tell him it's going to be ok, but he's visibly changed when I drop him off at his HS

I don't know how this show can change people this much. Surely there have been worse cliffhangers out there.

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>>91313061
>gf
Get out

>>91313135
Because some dumbfuck couldn't check the catalog before making this thread.

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>>91311834
>>91311895
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love,_Chunibyo_&_Other_Delusions
It's not very good.

>>91312090
They already are though.

>>91313171
This isn't /r9k/. We're at least a little better than that.

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>>91312933
>Knights of the Zodiac
my fucking niggah

>>91313197
>We're at least a little better than that.
Judging by most of the posts like
>I wish star was my gf
>how do i get a gf like star
and such, i could argue to disagree

>>91313221
I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't look like Star, does that count?

>>91313197
You can pretend all you want, but these threads are at least 70% waifuposting and sperging over a kids cartoon. It was literally made for /r9k/.

>>91313246
Yes, now go back to the parking lot Oskar.

>>91313188
This thread is better because it's not the same image that's been posted a million times already.

Although whoever makes these threads should really try to find more interesting images to start them off with. With so much good art out there that's recognizable as Star Vs. at a glance it shouldn't be the same bland screenshots or Starco images over and over

>>91312933
No....
No you are not.
I was excited for both DBZ AND Sailor Moon every time Toonami came on.

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>>91313273
>these threads are at least 70% waifuposting and sperging over a kids cartoon
Which begs the question, why are you here?

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>>91313319
He is the other 30%, the enlightened ones.
They are watching. Waiting.

>>91313319
For the occasional interesting discussion.

and to shitpost of course.

For anyone who has watched Sailor Moon, are there similarities between S1 of both shows and S2 of both shows? Or does Star just get SOME inspiration from Sailor Moon and do its own thing?

>>91313319
Because I partake and enjoy it. But at the same time I recognize this reality, while others seem to be deluded that they are somehow better than that.

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>>91313408
>For the occasional interesting discussion.
Oh yeah? Why don't you start some then, tough guy?

what if star was terrified of frogs

>>91313412
Similarities pretty much end at 'Magical Girl'. There are a few references here and there but that's all.

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>>91313156
Yeah, this show does things to people. I've shipped a lot of things, but I honestly never cared about a ship as strongly before as I do about Starco now. And I often see similar sentiments from other anons here.

Gotta give it to Nefcy and the writing crew, they really know how to make you truly care about characters.

>>91313447
Make me.

>>91311874
More like once ever few months

>>91313455
I figured as much. This show is very unpredictable right now and that scares me.

>>91313452
Then it would be really funny to see her run into a froggirl.

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>>91313061

>tfw my gf loves cartoons
>she wants to watch it together but every time she comes over we fuck, sleep and cuddle
>she still hasn't seen episode 1

I'm not even mad

>>91313452
what if marco told her tadpoles grow up to be frogs and she had a tiny breakdown

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>>91313478
>mfw other shows and networks might adopt the shitty SU bomb practice until it becomes the norm
was that and TTG the final nail in the coffin for CN?

>>91312933
Of course not, but no boy in his right mind would ever admit to liking Sailor Moon. My first crush was Sailor Moon.

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>Name characters that have brought absolutely >nothing to the show. AKA, Unnecessary, >Unwanted.

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>>91313508
>filename

>>91313567
Starfan13

>>91313567
Alfonzo

>>91313567
Pony Head. Or does viewer annoyance count as something?

>>91313567
Ferguson that fatfuck.

>>91313567
>Pony head
>Alfonzo
>Preston Change-o
>Oskar
>Johnny Blowhole
>Mina

>>91313554
>not Sailor Mars______

>>91313567
Ferguson

>>91312726
magic runes, laddie

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>>91313412
I've only watched like two and a half magical girl shows and Sailor Moon wasn't one of them, but SVTFOE isn't really a traditional example by any stretch. It pretty much stopped being one altogether once they dropped the "Ludo attack of the week" format.

The anime whose format it's followed most closely so far is Fate/Kaleid, which just makes more excited for shit going completely off the rails in S3.

>>91313193
>Chunibyo
If you watch this 5 minute clip you'll get everything that's to get about this show.
As a bonus you'll also get to see the best part, without having to deal with all the episodes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-EKbXZcpSo

>>91313818
This guy has good taste.

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>>91313604
Counterpoint: she's cute and entertaining.

>>91313640
>>91313823
Ferguson had some good one-liners.
Alfonzo is the one who's completely worthless.

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>>91313197
This is /r9k/

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>>91313922
>those bottles

>>91313221
>>91313273
Anon people in this board are almost in the normie tie, i dare to say most are just normies, people here have girlfriends, wifes, kids, not even joking

>>91313979
I have 2 kids myself. Good thing they're almost finished with high school.

>been trying to leave since 2007
>always end up coming back

>>91313156
>besides BMB
Does he really show interest in Star here? He was just looking out for his bestie and didnt want her brainwashed by a literal demon. Its no different than Marco spending so much time protecting Ferguson from getting kidnapped.

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>>91314043
>Anon has kids
>they are almost finished in high school
>STILL IN THE 4chin CURSE
Th-theres no hope is there...

>>91314043
This, some anon from /co/ are so old that they even reached normie level just by adulthood, yeah some can become neet or wizard, but the majority have relationships

>>91311957
Probably. Some people just wouldnt find it that plausible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_2VfODnXPU

>>91314082
He'll die one day, and he'll still be shitposting from the grave.

>>91314065
He only went after Star when the Ship Captain said "the moon of lovers".

Whatever potential crush he could have had on Star was demolished when Star said she only wanted a friend, not a hero. Marco, understandably so, decides to keep it platonic with Star afterward. Personally I would get it now, but at that age I was stupid as shit and we didn't have the resources online to read up on things like now (back in 2005).

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>>91314108
>implying anyone could get a decent connection underneath the dirt nowadays

>>91314108
Like we all gonna end up anon, my spirit is going to haunt this board until Megas XLR get at least a new season

>>91314082
You make it seem like that's a bad thing. I do other stuff too anon.
>>91314108
Fucking rude.

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>There are anons in this thread RIGHT NOW who are pushing 30 or older
>they still want to fuck Star Butterfly

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>>91313922
Post more turbo autism lady wojack

what if star had a mental breakdown in a target

>>91314166
>they still want to fuck Star Butterfly at the appropriate legal age
Fixed it for you kid. No one here wants a 14 yr old kid as a gf.

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>>91314158
this wild ride has to end one day right? the sites gonna crash and burn one day and not become UltraMegaChan right??? MechaMoot wont rise will he?

>>91313979
>>91314082
Let's just do it, Anon how many of you are married or have kids? Don't worry no one is going judge

I have girlfriend, we're both 28 and lately i being thinked about just marry her, maybe one kid some day

>>91314223
Anon at this point, 4chan is not even the internet boogyman anymore, just a normal forum, some even call the blue boards tame

>>91314166
I'm 28 and I want to be with a 22 year old Star Butterfly. Is that bad?

>>91313538
SU is like that because the good episodes are not made for reruns unless they broadcast an arc in a full block. The episodes made for reruns are just not good and cartoon network knows this.

>>91314228
I'm not married but my gf and I have been together for 10 years. No kids yet though.

>>91313567
Of recurring characters Alfonzo is the worst and a waste of Chapman's talents.
Every other character has grown on me, even Pony Head

>>91311737
Storytime when?

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>>91314228
I had a child once.
Then I tried again.
Then I tried another time.
Then she left me.

>>91314303
Something similar, i'm 32 in 8 years relationship we really don't care about wedding, but the kid maybe

>>91314370
>getting married
>not having babbies
What's the point desu?

>>91313918
>Counterpoint: she's cute and entertaining
She's neither, as far as I'm concerned, but that's subjective. What is objective, however, is that she has almost zero relevance to the story or the main cast's character development. She's useless.

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>>91314065
He shows clear attraction to her.
He is worried about Tom, but if he really thought Star was in danger you'd think he'd have gone after her right away or put up more of a fight about her going. Instead, he sits at home sulking like a kid who couldn't find a date to the prom, until a mysterious voice tells him the Blood Moon is the "moon of lovers."
When he finds Star, he doesn't just watch out for her from the crowd or take her aside to check on her or bring her home, he grabs her hand, pulls her close and takes the lead in a full-on waltz.
When they get home, she rebukes him for not trusting her to take care of herself, and tells him she doesn't want him to be her hero, just her "friend." Marco doesn't look remorseful for upsetting her, he looks heartbroken for being rejected. She didn't mean it that way, but that's how he took it.

>>91314339

I actually like Ponyhead. She's not a really good person, er, horse, and she's egocentric, but she's pretty upfront, honest, and unapologetic about it. It can make her annoying, but it's refreshing for me.

>>91314327
Star's mouth looks like a vag when she's sucking a lolipop

Also this is pretty cute fa m

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>>91314477
>Star's mouth looks like a vag when she's sucking a lolipop

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>>91314431
I guess there wasn't one.

>>91314440
It doesn't hurt to have fun characters for the sake of fun. Look at Janna for instance.

>>91314458
Finally, someone understands!

>>91314458
This. BMB is when the Starco ship really got going.

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>>91314270
I guess I can take comfort in her being "only" 2/3rds my age instead of 1/2.
That's not TOO weird, right?
She's almost fifteen, she'll be legal in like a year.

>>91314516
Janna is actually relevant sometimes.

>>91314528
Tons of anons have said the same thing, this isn't new.
>>91314564
Exactly.

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>>91314458
This is exactly what i believe happened. Marco has grown close to star, up to that point. I mean put it this way. At this point he had no even attempted to speak with Jackie any more then a hi or a nod. While on the other hand Star has become a comforting sight for him, she was the only girl he could be himself around and the only one that gave him any attention. Marco was in the process of beginning to fall for star. Unavoidably stars message to him is to me what broke his spirit. at that point Marco became just that. and it just so happens around this time is when star begins to fall for him slowly and unknowingly... such sad

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>>91314186
I think the original concept of Star would end up something like this if she was older

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>>91314327
>that shirt

>>91311737
>>91312123
Not gonna lie: I wanna see an ep about this.

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>>91314627
i am peering into the void of Chaos Autism. and its fucking TERRIFYING

>>91314628
Holy shit, I've seen that comic multiple times and never noticed this

>>91314620
Well, every time I bring that up, I'm being told "lol, no, that's just how you are trying to paint it, nothing in the actual episode indicates he felt attracted to Star or jelly that she went to the ball with Tom"

>>91313197
Disregarding the fag who posts here who was btfo on /r9k/ after he posted pics of his platonic love who happens to look like Star and got a restraining order from her

>>91314131
>He only went after Star when the Ship Captain said "the moon of lovers".
Marco knew about Tom before and Star went with no intention of getting back together wiith Tom, just to have fun at a party.
Going to the ball when he found this out doesnt mean he's in love with Star, Marco's just smart enough to see that Tom was up to something that would force Star to love him

>>91314757
This anon also said the same thing
>>91314131

But I agree, a lot of posters here tend to bait responses at times.

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>>91314625
I wonder how many painful misunderstandings and white lies are going to blow up in everyone's faces next season.

>"You told me you needed a friend!"

>"How many times have you used that Spying Spell?"

>"If there's nothing between you, why did you invite her to that Love Sentence concert?"
>"What do you mean she bought them?"
>"Did you even think of asking me?"

what if star had a sad cum

>>91314082
Don't forget you're here forever

>>91314799
DELET THIS

>>91314627
>JESUS CHRIST DAD GET ME THOSE FUCKING TENDIES. I EARNED THOSE PRETTY PRINCESS POINTS FAIR AND SQUARE. GODDAMMIT THIS IS WHY MOM LEFT

>>91314799
Thanks Blue.

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>>91314808
And out boy Marco is trapped in the middle.

>>91314303
nigger pop the fucking question already, get a pre-nup if you're worried about money

>>91314808

I'm excited. They're 14 and are about to be in life-or-death conflicts with Toffee and the like, and have massive emotional issues too. It's a recipe for disaster with mature adults, let alone Star and Marco (and Jackie/Moon/etc.) There will be misspoken words and misunderstandings, and it's gonna be really fun/suffering to see what gets said, what gets misconstrued, and how things get made up.

>>91314458
Did anyone think the voice was Glossaryck?

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>>91312322
what if you fucked off back to whatever homestuck type shit general you crawled out of and funposted there instead

what if every time you what if'd the thread got spammed with guro

what if you were old enough to post on 4chan

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>>91314799

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>>91314788
>Marco's just smart enough to see that Tom was up to something that would force Star to love him
Marco had no way of knowing that there was anything supernatural about the Blood Moon. All the Sea Captain/voice said was "there's a blood moon tonight... the moon of lovers."
Even if he did somehow figure it out, that would mean he knowingly pulled Star into a dance under a magic light that would somehow bind them together as lovers. That just makes him as bad as Tom.

>>91314886
>what if every time you what if'd the thread got spammed with guro
not a what if poster but fire fire with a fucking flaming typhoon isnt always a good idea for everybody else

>>91314799
FINALLY SOMEONE DID IT THANK YOU

>>91314799
> finally colored

about time

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What if Star collected her used tampons and told Marco that Mountain Dew was now available in teabags?

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>>91314886
what if you just settled down

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>>91314883
I think it was. Mainly because i believe in that anons theory of Glossaryk is training marco to be king unknowing to him and star aswell

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>>91314860
No more harem.
Only suffering now.

>>91314898
>tfw I can actually pull off this Dia de los Muertos cosplay irl but I'd get bullied for obvious reasons
Maybe in my next lifetime...

>>91314883
It's probably the most common theory. I don't know that we'll ever know for sure though.

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>>91314941
what if I didn't

>>91314883
theres's a possibility as he can see everything into the future, but it could've also been raphael, OR WE WILL GET SOME TIME TRAVEL SHIT LIKE IN HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND THE VOICE WAS ACTUALLY MARCO FROM THE FUTURE

>>91314898

The Blood Moon wasn't destined to choose Star and her partner. It specifically chose Star and Marco-without the two of them, it might not have chosen anyone at all.

This is kinda highlighted by the fact that pretty much immediately after Tom breaks up Star and Marco, the Blood Moon's beam breaks off.

>>91314883
>>91314942
I've read that theory and so far it's the only one that makes sense.

>>91314988
I need an episode where Tom shows up unctuous as fuck at the very wrong time and Marco just gives him a total eclipse of the nuts, dropkicks him into his carriage and points his thumb downward to the carriage driver

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>>91314968
The Dia de los Muertos aesthetic is cool as fuck, so if you can actually pull it off people will probably be impressed.
Unless you're some kind of autist who dresses up like that outside of appropriate social settings, then you'll get laughed at, yes.

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>>91314996
Mainly becasue the Anon who did it fucking wrote a college level analysis on the fucking show and has supporting evidence out the ass like a pro.

>>91314799
stop

I SAID STOP

>>91315027

I really hope they do a Dia de los Muertos episode and play it straight with Star learning about the day and them taking it seriously.

In part also because I wanna see Spatz's artwork become canon.

>>91314898
Things are not in absolutes, there's clearly something in between. A supernatural voice clearly warns Marco something's up with the Blood Moon Ball. Star has told Marco about Tom before and constantly warns her about how guys like Tom and says he doenst trust him.
Dancing with Star was just to pull her away from Tom and rescue her. Marco doesnt know the timing of the Blood Moon like Tom did and he clearly didnt know that the light in an underground balltoom was a brilliant beam coming from a magic moon.

>no longer find Star's voice annoying
>now find Jackie's voice annoying
What happened to me?

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>>91314799
starco BTFO

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>>91315032
> show presumably about magical girl named in title where the deuteragonist's plot turns out to be the actual plot

I know I'm trolling but I can't resist

>>91315032
I think the only other possibility is that it was the moon itself. We've seen it try to direct Marco other times such as interrupting the kiss between him and the plot device.

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Reminder that the blood moon actually was warning Marco.

>>91314886
Finally someone says it

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>>91314799
There will be redemption in season 3.

>>91315027
Nah, I'm pretty normie and I'm self aware to know what works and what doesn't in a social setting. Getting the cosplay would be another thing altogether but I'll give it a shot before season 4.
>>91315032
I know right. Reading his stuff assumed me things will get better for Starco. Dominic and Volpe being happy for us to see the result of all this mess also contributed to calming my concerns.

>>91314799
needs bunnies trapped inside the crack trying to get out

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>>91315054
Why? She loves it.

>>91315081
To be fair, she's a *way* more interesting character.

>>91315095
Yes but it's Ludo's

>>91315111
Ruberiot PLEASE. shouldnt you be on the run right now?

>>91315081
So Marco is gonna become El Diablo a Nachos?

>>91315158
The minute he gains any kind of internalized magic powers and fails the test of not using them, shit is going to get very real, very fast

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>>91315120
Star Butterfly is a devoted cuckquean.

>>91315086
Seriously, you don't argue with Terry Crews Moon. You just don't.

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>>91315120

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>Anon!?? Why was your belt in my secretes closet????

>>91315204
you tell me, Star.

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>>91315146
There's going to be nothing but suffering until season 3, huh.

>>91315099

link to this anon's posts?

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>>91314988
That's not the point.
If anon's theory was correct and Marco had somehow deduced something was up with the Blood Moon and Tom was hatching some dastardly plot to magically steal Star's love, then the actions Marco actually took in the episode would suggest he was selfishly trying to just do the same thing he thought Tom was going to do to Star. Obviously that would be hugely out of character.
Marco wasn't there for the speech about how the Blood Moon is selective.

>>91315064
>A supernatural voice clearly warns Marco something's up with the Blood Moon Ball
It's hardly even a warning. All the portrait says is "the blood moon is the moon of lovers" and that's enough to push Marco to go after her.

>Dancing with Star was just to pull her away from Tom and rescue her.
He doesn't do anything like that though. He's probably telling himself he's just there to protect her from Tom, but what he actually does is see her alone in that pretty dress and pulls her into a romantic dance. He's not trying to lead her away or get her to come back home like he would if he really thought she was in danger, he doesn't even say a word until she asks who he is.

>he clearly didn't know that the light in an underground ballroom was a brilliant beam coming from a magic moon
They both look up and see it and they both have an idea of what the dance is about, I think they put two and two together.

>people falling in love because a magic moon charms them
This is garbage writing desu. The show has never mentioned the blood moon again and I hope it never comes up.

If it does I hope the part about binding people for eternity is just hyperbole because it's a romantic sight, not actually magic that changes how people feel.

>>91315227
Let me find the pastebin

https://pastebin.com/Jd9u4y8k

>>91315146
So is Ludo the new Golbez?

>>91315032
>>91315032
Is this about that pastebin link everyone praised? I have it saved somewhere, I really need to get to reading it...

>>91315204
Secretes closet? You mean the closet you go to to secrete bodily fluids?

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>>91315086
Warning him about what?

>>91315272
>This is garbage writing desu. The show has never mentioned the blood moon again and I hope it never comes up.

Errr... it's come up at least twice since that episode. Red Belt and BBtBC

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>>91315291
https://pastebin.com/Jd9u4y8k
https://pastebin.com/Jd9u4y8k
https://pastebin.com/Jd9u4y8k
here it is

>>91315227
Some guy from reddit has written a bunch of good theories on the show. They're too long to be posted in one go here, but most here are too lazy to post it in parts.

Basically he knows his shit.

>>91315120
man that dyke's pro-cuck comic sure is making the rounds today

>>91315315
People seem to interpret it as two different things
either "Star is in trouble" or "You cant change your fate to be with her" Both these ideas can be taken since this was right during his kiss and while star was being attacked by ludo.

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>>91315384

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>>91315384

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>>91315383
THE STRING MARCO
REMEMBER WHAT BINDS YOU

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>>91315384

>>91314996
Daron said it was the ship captain tho

>>91315315
SO the Moon is a hardcore Starco shipper?

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>>91315417

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Time to C U T E this place!

>>91315265

I don't think so. Marco had no clue what the Blood Moon does, the most he'd get is "Tom is up to something suspicious and it involves the ball and the moon" which doesn't translate to "Marco intends to replace Tom with himself" or that Marco even knows about the whole "binding souls for eternity" (at least as an active thought)

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>>91315383
What if the Blood Moon bound their souls together so that if one dies, the other dies as well.

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>>91315467
nope

you cannot stop the suffering

>>91315120
Shouldn't be Jackie the one saying that?

>>91315421
So is he like the shipper police

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>>91315472
>Star vs ends with Romeo and Juliet writing
>Star fakes her death but Marco sudokus himself
>Star then kills herself via Wand sword

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>>91315514

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>>91315204
*sigh* Don't play dumb Star, you know my dad caught you whipping yourself with it while you huffed my lucky hoodie. I'm not mad and I won't tell Jackie, but you need to learn to respect boundaries.

>>91315541
Reminder that Jackie's going to get pretty much written out of the show when the setting changes to Mewni in S3.

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>>91315549
>that gif
nigga what the fuck

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>>91315383
The Blood Moon has consistently been used to represent "fate" of some kind.
I think you can interpret the BBtBC scene symbolically, instead of the actual moon flashing red it makes more sense to interpret it as Marco's thoughts suddenly going to Star.

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>>91315467

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>>91315514
>3rd time this month

>>91311834
thank you for perpetuating the literal most boring concepts ever.

I bet you liked the "Fosters Home was all in Frankie's Head" bs

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>>91315559
>t.starcuck in denial

>>91315583
CUTE

>>91315541
I'd play a Star Vs the Forces of Scribblenauts game.

>>91314799
FROM EVIL

>>91315559
>>91315571
>Marco's dream with the Blood Moon involves all of his friends floating away, telling him they're moving on with their lives
>of those shown, only Jackie is still actively shown in the show
>everyone else has slowly been written out
>when the show returns to Earth at the end/post-S3 we'll hear about how Jackie and Marco are having problems
BRAVO NEFCY

Imagine the disney execs wanted more episodes for rerun potential and the plot points held so far aren't adressed at all until S4 and only in the last episode.

Haha just imagine these threads during S3 hahaha

>>91312126
I don't know but i hope that guy is in charge of season 3

>>91315643
>this might be true
PLEASE DEEP LOBE
BE WRONG THIS TIME

>>91315272
Alright, I'll bite.

Star didn't suddenly became in love with Marco after being hit by the Blood Moon light, but rather gradually and naturally developed a crush on him throughout their time together. Marco was shown to be attracted to Star in the episode before they even got to the moon part, and backed off when Star told him she "needed a friend". So, again, the Blood Moon had nothing to do with it. The Blood Moon however was never ignored, and played a key role in Bon Bon. The writing on this show is anything but bad, and you should feel bad.

what if star became frustrated with the human language in general and shot up into the sky like a celestial ejaculate

>>91314808
Nefcy isn't that much of a hack. For the most part this show avoids the cancerous contrivances of anime and other media like these misunderstandings bringing forced drama.

>>91315472
what if jackie gave marco head while he sat beside star, with the whole kingdom of mewni watching?

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>>91315643
Seems to me more like some very obvious foreshadowing of Marco leaving everyone on Earth behind to help Star.

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>>91315694

>>91315643
What did this dream even mean. Why does Marco feel like he's not going forward? Only theory that makes sense if it is transMarco

>>91315643
A B S O L U T E

K I N O

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>>91314886
I'm going to non-stop what if post just for that, and I'm not even a whatif poster. Stop trying to control the thread you totalitarian asshat.

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>>91315272
>magic that changes how people feel
it ain't anon, don't worry. as far as i know, at least.

i think it chooses couples to bind BECAUSE of how they feel about each other. or at least what they mean to each other. the moon probably knows about star and marco being besties and fighting monsters all the time, risking their lives for each other, being perfect companions for one another and always having each other's back guaranteed.

so it binds them together. either they'll end up as a romantic couple or platonic friends forever depends on them. the moon's not gonna get them thirsty for sex with each other. but the moon makes sure they'll be there for each other for the rest of their lives. either as husband and wife or as a couple of friends. that's how i see it.

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>>91315691
There's a big difference between "forced drama" and "addressing serious issues in our relationship."
And this show has a serious boner for dialogue callbacks.

>>91315683
Nowhere did I say the blood moon actually did anything or had any effect I writing, but it's shippers who keep on going muh blood moon as if it did.

>>91315705
I thought it was more that Marco can't possibly go one with a normal life now that Star is around. He's on a different path than all the other people he knows and can't go with them.

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>>91315740
>or as a couple of friends
MOON
OF
L O V E R S

>>91315783
I got the same impression as well anon. If Jackie and the others get written out I'm sure new ones will replace them like Giancarlo Volpe hinted on his twitter feed.

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>>91315794
THEY DONT CALL THEM LOVERS IN HIGH SCHOOL, LEELAND

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>>91315794
ah shit. you're right.

time for bed.

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>>91315783
It can be both.

what if star was hit by a car

>>91315853
That's why we have windshield wipers.

are you ready for this /co/?

listen to this

come a bit closer

what if the blood moon was actually a red herring_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>91315643
>implying the show will be all about the Plot™ for the entire third season and won't return to wacky adventures on Earth within the first new episodes

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>>91315674
>>91315705
>>91315725
>everyone in Echo Creek "moves on" in the sense that they were never involved in magical adventures
>aside from Janna and StarFan13, Star was just the quirky exchange student who went back home
>Marco obsesses over finding where Star went while he's stuck on Earth, then goes out of his way to try and help her on Mewni
>Jackie gets character development by not understanding why Marco's so focused on this particular exchange student friend, possible jealousy/annoyance
>Marco's coffin in the dream represents putting himself in harm's way/dying to protect Star in her fight against Toffee

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>>91315872
It's not a herring you dingus, it's a moon

>>91315794
>not loving your friends
they're not really your friends then, are they? they're just people you use for favors and to kill time.

I want to break Star's legs.

>>91315747
BMB was ep eight. Was RWS ep 16?

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>>91315874
>Ludo will just be a harmless cartoon shitbird forever
>Toffee totally didn't plan to get blown up by the Wand and he's definitely dead
>Star and Marco are just friends

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>>91316044
yes

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I think if everyone who ever masturbated to Star even once died the post quality would improve immensely

>>91315472
What if Star made cuckoldry mandatory by law

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>>91315853

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>>91316044
>BMB: S1E8a
>RWS: S2E16b

>>91315772
>I was only pretending to be retarded, just to demonstrate how other people look
Ah, of course. I see.
You still did say that Blood Moon was never brought up again when it totally was, though.

>>91316081
then the thread would be just you and me.

as i fap exclusively to hekapoo

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>>91316094
oh my god

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>Marco, there's nothing wrong with pumping a few IQ points into a monstress' womb. Just make sure you don't give her your real name. I've had to cure the odd case of swamp fever on quite a few occasions myself, and Moon knows most of the halflings in Avarius are wondering where old Papa River went. But Marco, if I ever see you bring a monstress to my kingdom, I'll bring down the hammer myself.

>>91316095
So will they so this again for a s3ep8 and such?

>>91314864
>he thinks prenup's don't get thrown out almost instantly

I don't think you understand how one sided the courts are on divorce.

>>91316100
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Fuck off retard. I didnt accuse this show of having garbage writing, it's not my fault if you misinterpreted it.

>>91316081
No one would be here then anon, even you.

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>>91316094
damn

>>91316094
>tfw out of wiper fluid

>>91316094
CEASE

>>91316081
>if pedos were removed 4chan would be improved
Obviously

>>91316045
This will all be addressed, of course. But it definitely won't be be dragged for the entire season, completely replacing SoL stuff.

>>91315879
>everyone in Echo Creek "moves on" in the sense that they were never involved in magical adventures
Didn't they get taken to that dimension of magical oddities? The one with the string monster?

>>91316189
Sabrina I told you to stop coming to this place. It only causes you harm.

>>91316124
I've been divorced three times, how about you?

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>>91316094
Please, dear God make this Star Vs related.

>>91314799
I can't remember the last time a picture emotionally hurt me.

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>>91316081
>>91316189
Do I even have to say it

>>91316124
By being together for 10 years alone a judge would still say the money is owed even with a prenup. The money earned after marriage is ofcourse is not protected by prenup. Whats the point.

>>91314799
This image gives me life

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>>91316245
I can

>>91316248
Dumb Cuckposter

>>91316143
Explain the context behind
>The show has never mentioned the blood moon again and I hope it never comes up
then.

>>91315625
But the difference here is Frankie just sits and stares at a snowglobe while Star acts as a menace to society and gets concussions.

>>91316081
Yay! I get to live!

>>91316235
I think Jackie would like being watched though

>>91316081
But I make long posts about the show :(

>>91316272
MMmmm this is close. But the other just strikes so much closer.

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>>91316301
She is definitely not into sharing

>>91316272
STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM

>>91314864
We're going to get married. That's never been in question. We literally started talking about that the day after we got together. But since it would change absolutely nothing about our relationship we just haven't gotten around to it.

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>>91314799

>>91316321
>cuckposters and Jarco fans are so delusional that they think Jackie is willing to share

Really makes you think.

>>91316251
Long term defacto relationships are legally equivalent to marriage where I live so it's beside the point anyway. If we split up she'd legally be entitled to half our stuff and visa versa.

>>91316282
That's a different point altogether that has already been addressed in a different reply. Don't put words in my mouth using a non-sequitur to make up for your lack of an argument.

Do you think any major characters will be dead by the end of the show? If so, who?

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>>91316346
This isn't even my final form

>>91316412
Star, Moon, Toffee, Eclipsa, Brudo

>get tinder
>like all the girls that look like Star
>get matched with half, they respond saying hi or what's up
What the fuck guys how the fuck do I respond? I drive a shitty ass car I can't go anywhere with them. And my apartment is shit. Maybe I should make more money before thinking about getting a real Star for myself.

>>91316412
Yeah.
Moon and River[.spoiler]
Star will have to ascend to the throne of Mewni
mermaid tail

>>91316441
Why?

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>>91316413
That's it have at you

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>>91316413
Holy fuck, I'm don't even ship Starco and that hurt.

>>91316452
>get matched with half, they respond saying hi or what's up

>hi or what's up

>Probably using Tinder in America

I've got some bad news for you anon